/BASED MCU/ - GENERAL

youtube.com/watch?v=Kk9NkwFmDN4

>not doing an EPIC Marvel Homecoming Assembly Dance
>not being one of the cool kiddos

Let me guess, you some kind of faggot Jasper loner right? MUHH WHITE? MUHH SOMETHING GETTING CRAZY UP IN HERE? No wonder you're such a fucking loser virgin incel. Losen up user. Life is good. Have fun. Get Laid. Have kids. Stop being an edgelord.

Attached: 1552249387672.jpg (564x699, 65K)

>based
>MCU

>American culture

After watching this im sure no MCU Movie will ever flop

well hello beautiful

BASED MOUSE

Attached: 1553753968945.jpg (720x720, 35K)

Americans disgust me on an ontological level

How many hours a week do you think you spend thinking about Americans? Wait, don't answer that. I have more important and more American things to do than talk to you.

>yfw the DC assembly is two crack addicts under the bleachers and a future mass shooter

Y CANT WE BE HAPPY TOOOO?! ITS NOT FAIR VERONICA! ILL SHOW THEM ALL! GAMERZ RISE UP!

Attached: 1458721525409.png (770x711, 255K)

maybe look up how that word is used

>jelly of American kids having a good life and having fun
KEK

Attached: 1433570105235.jpg (296x442, 61K)

That captain marvel is legit cute

Why is early AM hours Yea Forums just "Americans do this", and "American do that", "Americans, American, Americans"

Non-Americans think about Americans 24/7
They are super jealous

Oh my fucking GOD Elizabeth Olsen is the fucking best girl.

>ywn look up and see her eyes roll back while you eat her pussy

Attached: anguish.jpg (960x540, 37K)

How can DC even compete?

Attached: Marvel Sluts 1.jpg (2000x1358, 2.73M)

>those tiny tits on Tessa Thompson
Oh no no no...

Those literally perfect Mantis tits!

HNNNNNGGGGGHHHHHH

What the fuck are you talking about

>MCU
>Based
wE hAtE whITe meN!

Attached: breast reduction.jpg (1371x532, 472K)

>MCU

Attached: 1544151311264.webm (672x904, 571K)

lool

t. soi sipping europoor

Should be illegal

boy you are beautiful...

good

How the fuck did Tessa Thompson get a job?
Her face is hideous, her body is laughable, she can't act for shit.
No blowjob on Earth can be that good.

CGI?

I think not, I remember in that scene you can see her from the side as well and they are just as small from the side

shes their best cast lads

Attached: 1554051168429.jpg (960x1280, 486K)

absolutely based. sadbrained incels kys already.

Their literal jewish gods that have replaced their european root culture.

>based
>never won a Golden Lion
Hmmmm

Why are almost all Marvel movies PG-13 when they have scenes like this in them?

Ok that vid is Top Tier Cringe

scarjo didn't get surgery. she lost the fat in her tits when she started working out for the first time in her life for iron man 2

keep believing that

The only option that makes sense is using her as part of a larger brainwashing scheme.

>Pom's poms
Those are some of the nicest smaller tits I've ever seen.

>You took every pantyshot from me!

Attached: Scarlet Witch Olsen Marvel 3.jpg (3068x2586, 934K)

this is my favorite photo of her

Attached: 1568066294288.png (1080x1080, 1.32M)

Attached: Scarlet Witch Olsen Marvel 2.jpg (683x1024, 99K)

pusy

>tfw you like both marvel and DC movies

Idort master race

Xmen a shit though

I want one.

Attached: scarlet johanson iron man.jpg (2848x4288, 1.39M)

holy shit. put those milkers away

Attached: scarlett-johansson-black-widow-captain-america-the-winter-soldier.jpg (1600x2560, 855K)

she shuld have got her own movie at this point.
hnggg

>that video
Yikes that's cringier than DC will ever be, especially now they're winning festivals and shit

Attached: Elizabeth Olsen Avengers gala.jpg (600x600, 453K)

>dressing like a couch
Stop.

That would be the best thing ever.

She's hot if you think of her as an Alpha Dominatrix.

No she isn't. That's fucking stupid.

>
Just scrap her off the wall first and she'll probably let you.

She looks bananas

She's hot if I think of her being necklaced.

>She's hot
No she isn't. That's fucking stupid.

Do you even know what necklacing means?

Have you even seen Tessa Thompson? Why get butthurt over such an ugly turd of a human? Relation of yours?

I'm pretty much done with the MCU. Endgame, Spider-man: FFH were mediocre. Only looking forward to Doctor Strange 2 and GOTG 3. Unless they start going weirder and make some R-rated movies this franchise will be brought down by woke SJW feminazi bullshit!!!FACT!!!

Reported for underaged user. Grow up and watch actually films, or at least pretend to.

She had a boobjob early in her career and when she got established, she had the implants taken out.

>>ywn look up and see her eyes roll back while you eat her pussy

This is my favorite thing in life!!!FACT!!!

How stupid can you get?
Read a book, nigger.

>How stupid can you get?
I could try really hard to think of ways that Tessa would be attractive and get mad when people call me on it. That's about as stupid as it gets.

@120946511
>I could try really hard to think
That seems about right.

>MCU: BASED AND FUN kiddos dancing, chads and veroncas, getting good jobs, get married, having kids, having a good life
>DC: Theater shootings and incel cringe, jail, drugs, and degeneracy, perma-virgin

The choice is your

Attached: Premiere+20th+Century+Fox+Captain+Underpants+7-SEtHDALgtx.jpg (705x1024, 160K)

Where's a school shooting when you need one

>n-noo you can't make your own culture you need to love epic Euro stuff like Mr Bean and eels and mash!! J-jews!!

The only films I've paid to watch in the past 4 or 5 years have been MCU movies.

Attached: my-image (46).png (1216x653, 556K)

BASED AS FUCK

Hi Mordecai, you're not seriously pretending "americans" super heroes haven't almost all been created by jews, right?

Protip: All the mass shootings are taken for the next 3 month by "le Japser movie"

>JEW JOOOO
JOOODDDDSS
>joooOOOOO
No one fucking cares and this dumb shit is why your a virgin. Stop bitching like a 12 year old girl on her period and get on with your fucking life.

Attached: 1431126706456.jpg (612x451, 67K)

based and mcu-pilled

both wrong, it's called childbirth, after feeding children one of two things happen, your boobs grow or your boobs deflate

Kvetching rabbi confirmed. Not a surprise, in a capeshit shill thread. btw if it was not for European references, there wouldn't be any super hero knock offs.
Oh and I forget
>you can't make your OWN CULTURE

>capeshit
>culture
LMAO

1st for sip queen

Nice Captain Marvel Dancer. looks like a qt3.14

Attached: 1560307008025.png (720x897, 932K)

Cool story, but I'm not the guy you were talking to dipshit. I just posted that one post to laugh at your retarded "muhh juden" whiney bullshit. Good luck with that faggot.

Attached: 1435038797905.jpg (491x491, 61K)

atleast winona still has tits

Attached: 018.jpg (550x639, 82K)

>inb4 AIDF starts spamming how great America is
Oh wait they're already here kek