I gotta admit it was extremely satisfying to see this dumb cunt get BTFO by her lords and masters

I gotta admit it was extremely satisfying to see this dumb cunt get BTFO by her lords and masters.

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But she survived, only the spider face qt sister died

Uh ...No.

But she was stripped, laughed at and locked up by the ones she idolized

I wish she died, but that was great.
SkekSo is based as fuck.
>Um... No

>tfw skeksis so gluttonous they wanted to simply cull the whole herd instead of taking only what was needed
>tfw emperor is literally killing himself with the darkening only to have it used against him and kill one of his own

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmm

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I wish more gelflings had died at the final battle at stone in the wood. felt a little anti climatic that all of the clans showed up and simply let the skeksis leave when they had the upperhand

Gelflings are so stupid that it’s canon. They wouldn’t take a killing blow even in war when it makes sense.
Also the Skeksis were clearly winning up until Deet.

Her whole worldview was destroyed in an instant, and to add salt to the open wound, she realized that she basically helped them murder her mother.

>mfw Deet's UNLIMITED POWER moment

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What did they meant by making it look like trap Putin?

>think she is getting killed or gangbanged whatever
>they are just undressing her

lame

It's boring. The fight scenes are awkward and stupid. And they keep bobbing up and down when they walk.

That's puppetry for you

My two big complaints about this show is that they made the Skeksis living away from the crystal look healthier and younger than the ones getting rejuvenated by the crystal in their daily sun rituals. And the second one is that the movie established that drinking essence makes you look younger, such as when Skekung drinks Podling essence. But none of the Skeksis look rejuvenated when they drink essence, although they are clearly getting stronger and Skekok even says he can see better after he drinks essence.

I’m pretty sure she was still blaming Brien after her unceremonious defrocking

>the Skeksis living away from the crystal look healthier and younger than the ones getting rejuvenated by the crystal in their daily sun rituals
Am pretty sure there is a point to this. Maybe being close to the crystal in its corrupted state degenerates them at a higher speed, even though they are briefly rejuvenated by consuming essence/staring into the beams. Also implies the tower Skeksis could have kept themselves younger and more fit if they had bothered to fucking exercise.

As for the movie effects of essence being different from the show’s, I can only speculate that maybe they perfected the formula for essence in the 50 or so trine between the movie and show. We see the Scientist make really big strides in altering the process in just a few days in the show, after all.

As for the Hunter being healthier, I think it’s literally pic related. The skeksis in the castle spend all day every day either getting wasted with parties or laying around doing fuck-all. They’re rotting away from living an unhealthy lifestyle at least as much as they are from getting old. That’s why all the mystics also seem just old but comparatively healthy to the skeksis.

I think in the show at least, essence might not be so literally rejuvenating as much as it just feels good to do and then wears off quickly leaving a stronger craving for more, like an addictive drug.

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rip penny marshall

I thought the reason the Mystics were healthy, was because they existed "less". They do less, eat less, and have less of a physical presence in the world, and why they fade when they die. Whereas the Skeksis are a sensual race immersed with existing and "being". Less spiritual and more temporal, which is why they have nasty deaths and crumble.
Only Skekso seems negatively affected by the darkening.

>nazgul skekmal
>avatar gelflings
>rick & morty heretic

arfa i made a deal with skeksis...

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That goes back to the original film when they did the same shit to Chamberlain. The only time Chamberlain ever gets BTFO

satisfying af

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I TURNED MYSELF INTO A MYSTIC
I'M HERET RIIIIIIICK

I wonder if they had sex

Why do you keep posting this?

is that zoe quinn

"Yeah, that's right! Go back to your castle where you'll obviously devise a way to get revenge on us! The day belongs to the Gelfling!"

Missing the face fat and facial piercings.

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What the fuck was her problem?

HhhhMMMmmmm

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>the Skeksis living away from the crystal look healthier and younger than the ones getting rejuvenated by the crystal in their daily sun rituals.
The crystal is 'sick' though, it's corrupted now. And it's mentioned that the guys in the castle have just gotten fat and lazy. Even Aughra notices that. Heretic and Hunter are out living in the rough and they look fitter because they don't have servants stuffing their faces constantly.

>a sensual race
oh yes, sensual indeed.

The movie essence didn't work though. They tried to keep using podlings, but their essence isn't as good as Gelfling

>The Skeksis are literally nazis! I show you - dreamfast with me!

Wow, Netflix isn't even hiding its agenda this time.

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bai ling looks like that?

I like how you can apparently contract something by dreamfasting. Mental STDs are a thing now,

The skesis should've played up that card better. They could've said that he and his gf were sneaking around in the catacombs and came into contact with something they were handling. They could've said he and his gf were driven mad by it, and he killed her and has dementia now. He could've even potentially believed it lol

It sure subverted my expectations that the steadfast hero gelfling died saving the betrayer.

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