Hellraiser Origins

New Hellraiser Trailer

youtube.com/watch?v=CdjAlkDQ9Lg

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The Hellraiser movies were never good.

First one was okay

Second one was horror kino

Third one is well regarded by many

Fourth one has its charms

>Origins
And just like that I’m out. Way to ruin all the mysticism and fun of the first movie.

First one’s awesome, the rest suck shit.

>Hey guys, what if we explain too much then have Pinhead job to a new forgettable Cenobite?

only true kvltists recognise the kino of the 2nd

Pretty sure they already showed pinheads origin

Um...
*oils civil war beard*
What you fail to understand is...
*gets tattoo*
What you don't seem to realize...
*puts on v-neck*
Actually...
*vapes*
Nothing was ever good.

>Nothing was ever good.
Especially your autistic strawmanning

Shit take that is unfortunately all too common.

>Hellraiser Hell is now a visceral, sweaty, shitty, bloody mess

Yeah no. Unless they are actually telling the story of Leviathan's rise to power and the ordering of Hell, which I doubt.

>2 nov. 2013

Set in the recent past?

It literally says 2012 on the picture.

I liked the 3rd one as a campy B-horror movie.

Unfortunately there's no market for a big budget horror movie set in Hell

well it shouldn't be

It's a schlocky action horror with plenty of Cenobyte action. It's not hard to see why people like it.

no it's awful but at least we got a motorhead song out of it and this guy

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2 hot leads

why is that?

SOIRAISER

COMING 2020

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Fucking hell. Just give the franchise back to the British, it was only the first two films which were any good.

People won't pay to see anything that doesn't have quips, explosions or fart jokes.

>Welcome... to hell
Ruined the trailer.

Friendly reminder Chatterer is best cenobite.

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cenobites are not from hell

They should have aimed someone with a voice that worked for the character.

Second one killed the franchise

God that looks horrible. What the fuck are these lens flares? Is this being directed by JJ?

Nah it was third one which really did it. The second one is fine.

No doubt this will finally be the first prequel film to actually be good. There's no way it'll be fucking terrible, like every other movie in its franchise and prequel ever made.

That's what brainlet viewers say, not realizing the third one was simply the culmination of every bad idea from the second one.

That's untrue. They were good for 1.75 movies. The second the stupid tube goes into the doctor cenobites brain the series goes full silly and never recovers. No matter how many shitty books, comics or reboots there are there's no coming back from a guy with a tube in his brain making quips and puns about surgery.

>kino to some
>horrible to others

Only person with a 3 digit iq in this thread

yeah the one guy dumb enough to look to see when the release date of the obviously fake video was posted is the only smart one here....KEK!

The doctor was garbage, but humanizing and killing the cenobites that soon was impossible to fix.

Move aside.

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Did the Sci-Fi Channel make this? Looks fucking lame.

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i can imagine some asshole saying "we need more lens flare" like Christopher Walken saying "we need more cow bell"

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Yea, the first two were pretty good
After that, the quality just takes a fucking swan dive into oblivion

Production hell?

>2013
lol

>the doctor... is in

They did and half the point was that he is but one of many. He's just a guy that opened the box in search of forbidden pleasures

But no let's just drop the subtle legion concept

A less grotesque skaven?

How did a dog open the box?

He was probably one of those bdsm furries in life. Google "bdsm dog play"

With desire.

Dude... They literally say they are.

>New Hellraiser Trailer
>New
This trailer was uploaded in 2013

no shit sherlock

man, what i wouldn't give for a big budget, R-rated hell raiser movie with a competent horror director attached. god damn that would be great.

The thread. I posted it. You came.

>not rule 63 Pinhead

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Technically male pinhead is the r63 pinhead if you go by the hellbound heart book

>new

He wasn't female in the book, just mutilated to the point of not being able to tell his gender.

Youre right I forgot about that, I guess it doesnt matter to much anyway since hell bound heart is extremely different from hellraiser almost to the point they could be called a different thing.

So is everyone just pretending to be retarded in this thread?
>Published on Nov 2, 2013
because jesus christ fucking kill yourself retards

These films were good because of the time they were made, you simply can't make these kinds of films in modern times and them be good.

Outrage culture has everyone scared to say anything controversial in movies.

> Le production hell meme

there's no pretending on this board

just look at the Bloodborne netflix and Lex Luthor movie threads

yep, this. when will the prequel fad end? is it really that much harder to continue a story into the future than into the past?