God damn, I wanna live in her society

God damn, I wanna live in her society

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Someone Glasgow smile her pussy for me please. My dick wont fit otherwise

It's simple, I kill your hymen

>when both credit cards get denied

>I'd like to speak to your manager

>tell him I'm more than happy to go Dutch after the meal
>he gets up and goes to the bathroom
>I get up and leave
WHO RUNS THE WORLD

who is she

>we live in a patriarchy

Check

>continually ask where all the good men are
>constantly turn down the good men
>goes back to getting pump and dumped by "bad boys"
IF YOU LIKE THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT A RING ON IT

That's funny because "in one's society" used to be a phrase meaning "in one's company", in which case this is a perfectly sensible statement.

loled

>tell male friend I like them
>6 hrs later, add as a friend

HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME

>When ya eat me out, could you call me Harley?

>demands equal opportunity in high paying tech fields and entertainment industry
>weirdly never asks for equal opportunity in the shitty jobs, like being a cop, fireman, or garbageman
I SET FIIIIRE, TO THE RAIN!

>her

who is this clown boner

haha

>I used to think my life was euphoria on hbo, but then I realized it was the fucking office on Netflix

>two
try like 10.

>write article about how women are proven to have better taste in film and television than men
>go rewatch The Office afterward
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN 'BOUT MY REPUTATION

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How sad is it to be you?

Ahem...despite being 49% of the population...

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>have a yeast infection
>have sex anyway
ALL THE SINGLE LADIES, ALL THE SINGLE LADIES

>What do you get when you take the office off Netflix and kill Daenerys?
>YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

WOMEN ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR 100% OF ALL CRIMES IN SPACE?

LoL

>t. seen the office twelve times

STOP THIS MADWOMAN!

SHE'S GONNA SAY IT

No, no you can't joke about that!

I've never seen it once.
Still. If a retarded thread like that sets you off you should check into a mental facility

not as sad as the person triggered by those retarded posts.

cute

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>another guy cat called me
AND SOMEHOW YOU HAVE EVERYBODY FOOLED

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which thread?

>ask hubby to prep the bull
>promised him a switch in return for good behavior
>he does as he is told and things go a bit further and his anal virginity is taken by the bull
>asks me about the switch
>tell him I spent the switch money on HRT for him
EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD (Lorde cover)

>You just ask the same questions every week. How's my cat. Are you typing any negative blogs?
>All I post... Are negative blogs.

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ABRACADABRA BOOM SHACKA DAE

Not funny. Didn't laugh.

Keep saying it.

>Lorde cover
heh

KSI

Not funny. Didn't laugh.

Hello Haha department? I'd like to send a request. Funny mode and based

what's clown pusy like bros

What's funny is you included two of mine that you didn't like and one that you did.

Since when did the janny appoint you to be the judge of humor?

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO LAUGH AT MY 2016 KEKISTANI-TIER JOKES

Society status: inhabited

Nobody said you had to laugh at them. I also never see you in the (male) Joker threads which is HIGHLY suspicious.

Dilate.

Imagine opening a thread you know you're going to hate and taking the time to post in it.

Fuck up loser lmao

You will never have a real vagina

dilate

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Y-Y-YOU'RE A TRANNY IF YOU DIDN'T LAUGH AT MY REDDIT TIER MIGAPEDE HUMOR!
Imagine getting buttblasted because I rated an user's shitpost on an anime image board where you can pretty much say anything

Gamer girls rise up!

Made me laff

> I also never see you in the (male) Joker threads which is HIGHLY suspicious
Code female, gentelmen mode activated - may the best man win her heart
Well helllooooooooooooooooo beaaauuuutiful

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for fuck's sake, lighten up a little

Can I fuck you? I just want to have sex so I won't be an incel anymore

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

Being a virgin is based though. Imagine thinking purity is something to be mocked instead of cherished and lauded.
I though you Yea Forums boys were supposed to be tough
Only if you want children

C O O M I NG
O
O
M
I
N
G

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How long until Joker has the movie look in the comics?

DAD'S GONNA FREAK

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>Only if you want children
That's a win win for me, but I can't have my kids grow up with parents that aren't married. Broken homes aren't cool

She look too scary

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BASED coomer

Would love to knock her teeth out

>when they don't let you abort for the 3rd time

lol this thot mimicking bonbi so bad

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only good usage of that wojak
well memed my fren

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Those kind of videos began being posted in Myspace, a website made before you were even born, you stupid zoomer.
That's what she's doing with that look and that vid, replicating the girls who crawled that website.

whatever you say, grandpa

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I'm 25, you stupid idiot.
Your daddy issues slut didn't invent anything, zoomers didn't invent anything at all.

>I thought that my life was a tragedy but it's a porno.

25 and still posting here on 4channel, what are you doing with your life, just wow

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he's you in a few years, zoom zoom

>clean up my mess!
>yes its poop, so what?

Nobody gets out alive

I would prefer burnout losers posting here compared to zoomers

>still pretending you arent addicted to the internet
you're probably worse off than we are, you just don't know what life without the internet is like so you're happy in your prison

dontforget.jpeg

What a great thread! It's got everything here: Trannies spazzing, furious incel coping, millennial dooming, breeding fetish, all of my favorite things in one post!

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sarcasm makes you look stupid

Who has the pornhub link to the joker scenes?

Ah yes, since Bonbi invented the genre of being an attention whore on camera

she sure did

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>didn't even commit to getting the long, voluminous emo hairstyle
Pathetic.
Probably balding from all those hair dyes.

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You assume Im not genuinely amused

very poor choice of words

The arrogance of youth

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IT
TASTES
FUNNY

That shit doesn't work with women. They have sex all the time.

I wanna have enough children with her to start a society,

33 here. Married with kids. I come here to unwind. Very glad I did not waste my youth here

You're here forever, lad. Make yourself at home.

Rise up

Leave then newfag, you don't belong here.

I love these threads so much

what the fuck is a bonbi

autistic trap

>newfag
Lmao probably been here longer than you

I DONT

BPD CHICKS NOT EVEN ONCE

If you are married then your wife's nudes

my wife

You're wasting your youth now.

Will any w*men actually watch Joker and rate it?

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gotta be careful not dropping to high for the graduation process.

maybe the president will thank me.

Women love pretending they can be firemen and cops, what are you talking about?

>probably
I guarantee that you haven't noncel.

>
Screamed the incel

Reddit

Damn straight, now leave newfag. You're a blight.