Who was in the wrong here
Who was in the wrong here
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Colgate toothpaste obviously, it wasn’t even the puff daddy version
ASS
ASS
ASS
>Colgate toothpaste
WHICH ONE THOUGH?
THE ONE WITH TARTAR CONTROL
AND IT MADE ME FEEL
LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT
Obviously colgate
name a better scene than a bird being in the house
you can't
BOB SAGET
That one, coglate toothpaste and “suck my dick or cock” are iconic
COLGATE IS ON ANOTHER LEVEL ENTIRELY
THE WAY HE GETS ANNOYED HAVING TO REPEAT HIMSELF AFTER BEING TRANSFERRED AND DELIVERS THE SAME EXACT LINE AGAIN "THE ONE WITH TARTAR CONTROL"
FUCKING PEAK COMEDY
FUCK SALT
It’s just so memorable, true youtube kino
Colgate is really bad toothpaste. It really did make me feel like a piece of shit, so I only use Tom's natural without fluoride.
ITS STRUCTURALLY VERY CLEVER
HE WANTS TO BE VERY SPECIFIC ABOUT WHICH COLGATE TOOTHPASTE
THEN BECOMES COMICALLY VAGUE ABOUT THE COMPLAINT
IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT? LMAO
IT ALSO DABS ON THE ENTIRE CUSTOMER SERVICE INDUSTRY AND THE AMERICAN CONSUMER GENERALLY
THE WHOLE THING IS GOLD
You make a salient point, was Tourette’s guy the original chad?
Also it’s strange that this thread popped up because I just remembered this guy and showed him to my friend and I specifically said the colgate one is the best. After all these years I can still quote all of it
TONIGHT
ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES
...ALF!
...ALF!
...ALF!
You're 97 years old and you don't know what Alf is?
Piece of shit
WHAT THE FUCK
Turn that shit down before I grab my ass in front of your face!
ALL YOU EVER DO IS STAY AT HOME AND PLAY WITH YOUR TITS AND LOOK AT YOUR ASS AT THE SAME TIME
Piss.
PISSING OUT THE WINDOW AND SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS
One of the more underrated ones.
Every once in awhile, Danny says something deeply profound
>THE LAST TIME I GAVE A SHIT, I GOT FUCKED
Scenes from return are top tier
Dusty Rhodes
Wheel of fortune call
Calling his cable company
2nd time I've been fucked by dairy queen
Etc
I went on a hike with my dad and for some reason I kept thinking of the Tourettes guy the whole time and my favorite lines.
I rememebr thinking the same when I was 16, cause th at was my state of mind at the time. I said "that's so true man" and all my friends thought I was a huge fat.
phonefag
I'm trying to sleep I just got done posting from my desktop and now I'm in bed with my phone cause the light makes me super sleepy after around 5 minutes. Even on low brightness.
NOW LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT A PORCUPINES BALLS
THEY'RE SMALL, AND THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT
THAT'S NOT MICKEY MOUSE THAT'S JUST TIT DIRT
make sure to use blue light filter x
Jolly Pirate Donuts for not letting him take his 5 hour shit.
Bird in the House is extremely good, but I think "Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert" is very close.
Why does he wear the neck brace?
WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER, PISSED IN THE SEAT AND HID MY KEYS
MY ASS COULD WRITE A BETTER SONG THAN THESE GUYS
WITH ONE CHEEK TIED BEHIND MY BALLS
I SAID WATER
WATER
Oh shit i forgot. This one is top tier and almost family friendly since he only mutters "shit" and says "ass" once.