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now he's a psychopath

ME WANT HONEY-COOOOM!

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Thank god people are posting this guy more over the shitty wojak edit now.

based coomer

>implying
He IS the shitty Cumbrian wojak, made flesh and blood

This guy inspired me to quit using porn and masturbating. It's been 2 months clean.

this meme has been around for a while, why the sudden resurgence? Did it make the front page of plebbit?

resurgence implies it was really popular then died down, only to come back.

Since this picture first showed up it's been posted pretty regularly. Its gotten really popular over the last few weeks, who knows why certain things get picked up. Maybe more anons are feeling tired of porn and therefore like spamming this guy. Hard to say why exactly.

what changed?

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when you see just his eyes it's impossible to tell he's smiling

I binged yesterday after 12 days on nofap. feel so fucking shit

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I understand why not masturbating every single day is good but not doing it for two months doesn't really do anything. Nofap fags take everything to a ridiculous extreme

Guys Alice is back on cam. Looking extra cute today.

that's because he isn't

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I am dumb, I thought that was of Clearly I need to stop jacking off as much.

Reminder he fucked Jynx Maze that very night.

Checked

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Who the fuck is this guy?

GUESS WHAT
AAHHHHHHHH

irl coomer

Quick rundown?

HNNNNGGGGAAAAAARRGHHHHH

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Coomer. He comes for your cum and he gets it when he wants it. And remember, not jerking off is antisemitic.

Based Johnny Sins

I mean, what kind of people would you expect to see standing outside the BLACKED RAW section of a porn convention carrying a myfreecams swag bag, really

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Nofap has only ever made me seek out more degenerate porn and make me waste my time with edging sessions

boomer here. I am probably never going to have sex again. I don't find anyone my age or near it even remotely attractive. I am not rich, so 25-50 is out of the question, and I don't have drugs around, so 25-50 is out of the question. Porn is all I have. You youngsters, you piss and cum shits need to get away from it. It's stealing from you, your youth, your vigor. I have nothing to steal. We need a 50 year old age restriction on the porn. This would be good for everyone because we will pay for porn, and we will provide free porn for old people, and you need to go fuck actual women and leave death to us old people.

good lord

I just keep laughing at his disgusted reaction and his possible self-realization that he's waiting in line for a BLACKED event at a porn convo.

same bro

>why yes! i'm a cumbrain how did you know?

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Dick atrophied

Coomer looks so happy and friendly, I bet he’s far more content with his life than anyone in this thread will ever be.

...your dick can atrophy?

those guys are beyond saving....

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I feel a lot happier, healthier, confident, and women are more interested in me.

Most porn users and fappers know deep down it's harmful but the addiction is so damn strong. I have quit tobacco and booze and porn/fapping is WAY harder than both of those combined.

It is kind of coinciding with coomposting so maybe they're related. While coomposting is a bit of a forced meme it touches on something very real and very close to our insecurities over the carnal desires we feel. Sometimes a zeitgeist emerges seemingly out of nowhere and a picture or phrase or symbol perfectly exemplifies it, and boom, you have virality.

No, it's bullshit

Why would anyone go to this when you can jack off in shame privately in your own home?

This was me except for I actually did DMT and it fixed everything

what the fuck is happening around her crotch

There's something about the balding guy that evokes an enormous amount of pity. He looks like he could be someone's dad, but he's at a porn convention or something

>women are more interested in me.
this is what no fappers actually believe

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*SNIIIIIFF*

>omg stacy did you see user today
>I know something's up with him, he's got this glowing aura or something it's amazing
>I bet he stopped masturbating, UNF what a MAN

This is incredible. I want to see the person who made this.

Someone told me the way to stop being addicted to porn was he jerked off only once a week in the shower. He said sometimes he had to force himself to do it to make it routine and quit the addiction. After a month of that you’re free. You should still jerk off, but only once a week and only using your imagination. Never look at porn, again.

Did you do anything like that?

>has no sense of the subtlety of human interaction
>is a lonely porn addicted coomer

This all adds up.

No to me that sounds a little gay but if it works for you go for it.

Wouldn't making it routine make it worse? And come on, guys, resisting the urge to jack off isn't that hard. Just do literally anything else when you feel inclined and you'll be fine.

>user I saw your post on Yea Forums from yesterday you really told those coomers, it made me SO WET. Holy shit I can smell your pheromones from here. Wanna fuck?

>can't look cashier at taco bell drive thru in eyes
what the fuck this happened to me today how did you know?

i'm sorry user, you're right

thanks for finding the time to reply to me even though you're drowning in pussy now that you stopped fapping

Some people are just dopamine addicts by nature, but lack the social skills to have access to drugs. Porn is basically ruining weak people in ways previous generations couldn't.

>2014: my favorite movie is holes
>2018: holes was fucking propaganda

Is this literally me?

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COOMERS RISE UP

>but lack the social skills to have access to drugs.
A lot of porn addicts have weed addictions as well.

>just a little wank more......... let me....just....

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Is it really worth it? I feel like it would give me a nightmare bad trip because I'm such a weirdo neet autist

That's just agent 47 infiltrating a porn convention. He's gonna kill Greg lansky for us.

The chink look like he's just arrive by boat and is finally free to enjoy everything a western society can bring him.

have any autists been able to put a name to the face yet? I want to see more of this guy

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That guy is now a multi billionaire

>and women are more interested in me.
How can you tell? Im interested

>they're waiting for you gordon... in the test chamberr

yes

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Yeah I want a full report on this guy. On this walking husk who has burned out his soul with porn and become a freak.

hes cooming

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SHIT

THE MEME IS REAL.

Those who attend Porn conventions are worse than those who attend anime conventions.

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Here another example

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According to some user he's Finnish. Fella by the name of Lauri Juuhansen

>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>yup, that's me, and I'm COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIN

none of these people look remotely as alien and dead inside as the people in the pic bald guy was from

Many such cases!

*Juuhanen. Also the only stuff I could find about him online all lead back to /int/ threads so take from that what you will. Apparently he's a retail worker from Tampere

>tfw COOMED 4 times tonight already
should I go for 5/6 bros?

Look at those stretch marks. Why are women allowed to live past 20?

So...did you get laid?

Look closer

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I can only conclude from these porn convention pics that physiognomy is an observably real science fact.

AAAAAAAAHHH
ITS GOT ME
m.youtube.com/watch?v=9XIle_kLHKU

3 weeks after a full 5 day binge.
Felt like utter trash afterwards with depression, tremors and nausea.
But now, oh boy, I feel great enough to kill the demiurge with my bare hands.

You only fap if you sit around alone. It's easy to stop if you just avoid that shit.

>balding
>big fronts

Is like a stereotype?

>this is almost 10 years old

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>coomies

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What’s his endgame?

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>stop fapping for 2 days
>prostate starts to tingle
Is this normal?

Today I fell down after coming out of the shower and it hurt like hell. It was a weird feeling, I forgot how physical pain actually felt like since all I ever do is eat, sleep, coom, repeat.

He was supposed to become a Semi-chad, but certain circumstances condemned him to be a coomer.


I feel bad for this guy, he's still thin with a good jaw.

HAHAHAHAHAH

>Those who attend Porn conventions are worse than those who attend anime conventions.
Was this ever up for debate? I'm not an animefag by any means but people that go to porn conventions are the lowest of the low and probably also attend anime contentions.

Miles Teller

To COOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Is there an overlap between the people willing to go to porn conventions and the people who are willing to pose with cheerleaders for a Carl's Jr. promotional event?

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