Kino and A E S T H E T I C as fuck.
AHS: 1984 Opening credits
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Justin Johnson
jesus christ it's like Ryan Murphy has been watching too many vaporwave videos on youtube
Liam Robinson
>not in 4:3
cringe
Ian Thomas
They might as would have named this season "AHS: Friday the 13th, The Burning, and Sleepaway Camp's lovechild". Fucking pathetic.
Brandon Turner
but user muh 80s. muh nostalgia. muh childhood!!
Asher Lewis
They might as well renamed it AHS: Stranger Things. Total rip.
Samuel Wood
The song reminds me Friday the 13th Part III's opening song with the syth applied to it.
Gabriel Cruz
>fake vhs filter to appeal to zoomerniggers that have never even seen a CRT TV
Samuel Hill
Have any of the more recent seasons been worth watching?
Hudson Russell
This fad was interesting for a while and then corporate media decided to skullfuck it because that's what they do.
Xavier Adams
>Every 80's Horror slasher film you've ever seen
Why even bother when the classics still exist?
Cameron Powell
The theme for this season is based on 80s slashers...
Noah Lewis
Oh shit of fuck oh shit oh fuck
Bentley Martin
The last season is just a sequel to s3 Coven, so I liked it
Lincoln Evans
Emma's fat little pussy lips and tiny booty is for cumming on. Cute little white girl booty.
What a stupid cumslut.
I want to fuck her and spill her intestines out through her asshole, by using my urethra lips to pinch her guts. Prime Robert Chorizo.
Emma wears little girl panties!!
James Anderson
They exaggerate VHS filters way too much. They were not bad or bleak as most fake 80's nostalgia would suggest or show. Back then, the quality of VHS looked and seemed picture-perfect.
Jordan Watson
S3 is the last one I paid attention to. It had a great premise but fell the fuck apart after the first episode. So disappointing.
Ryder Allen
Oh shit Emma
Hudson Bennett
Oh fuck
Jose King
I hope it's as trashy as scream queens. That show was absolute garbage but enjoyable.
Austin Ross
If season 8 wasn't so terribly written it could have been the final season to this shit series. I guess I really have to endure another one if best emma is in it(hopefully for majority of the season)
Kevin Richardson
That would be amazing honestly.
Josiah Johnson
Nathan Ross
Which is funny because most of the people that will be watching this didn't even grow up in the '80s or were old enough to appreciate or understand the pop culture of that time.
Luke Baker
Little cumsock begging to be flattened like a paste of whitecumrock that use for clean teeth brush swish swish swish every day bmmmmm slut pink sockin my huge dick.
Prolapse pussy all night. Suckle that saggy package. All the veins. So fucking hot. You've never fucked until you've made a girl puke from seeing her own rectum
Carson Smith
Will AHS ever have an original story, Yea Forums? What's next? A dream demon named Franklin that kills people when they sleep?
Jose Ross
Nawp. Was always gay as fuck. You're just pretty gay too.
Ian Rodriguez
A demon nased pusymon who digitizes my collection of pornography and incapsules my cum cum cum cum cum fucking compies eating my toes again!!!
Jaxson Miller
this is just dishonest and insistent upon itself
Liam Howard
Sounds like something I'd definitely watch over AHS.
Julian Martin
>Sleepaway Camp
Will we get to see Emma's peepee?
Christian Fisher
Calling it now. The killer will be an angry tranny who has yet to dilate with a cheap wal-mart quality hockey mask who's mad and upset because his autistic brother drowned (or did he) in the lake
No, because Emma is a woman and a pure one at that.
Hunter Robinson
Or really self aware
Andrew Thomas
You know he was user.
Angel Morris
it obviously will be
Colton Morris
Geez, what was your first hint?
Lincoln Nguyen
Tfw no 80s gf
Isaiah Hernandez
Fuck Yea Forums im watching this
Anthony Richardson
AHS: We Desperately Want the Stranger Things audience
Jaxson Bell
She's hot tho.
Cooper Perez
Heh. It's true tho.
Luke Hall
In fairness, watching people jazzercise makes me want to kill then too.
Jacob Garcia
These are cool tho.
Adrian Morgan
Xavier Anderson
no
Parker Price
Fuck off no one asked you.
Connor Fisher
nobody asked you to post in the thread faggot
Carson Lee
I'm OP faggot, and you're posting in my thread.
So get fucked.
Thomas Moore
nobody asked you to post this gay thread nigger
>MUH 80S AESTHETIC
fucking kill yourself
Joseph Martin
Honestly pretty terrible, and I'm a big fan of the 80's look.
Ryder Long
You must be fun at parties, user.
Jack Morris
It's fucking trashy is what it is.
Which is awesome.
Tyler Ramirez
no its not. thats not what trashy is you retarded nigger.
Mason Lewis
lighten up you cunts
Nathaniel Edwards
where the fuck did r/80snostalgia come from?
Brody Sullivan
You're gonna meet Jason first user. I guarantee it.
Luis Ramirez
Dilate
John Cook
lmao playing off stranger things' success, ahs continues to be the hackiest shit ever created
Gavin Clark
They are going to absolutely and utterly ruin it by filming a scene where every character sings and dances "Like A Virgin" the same way the do on Broadway gaysicals.
You should feel embarrased for yourself if you are still watching this garbage show after season 2.
Ayden Gray
Bare your unused asshole and I will.
Don't worry. I'll be gentle. Not.
John Myers
Lol. An 80s joke.
Henry Walker
>mfw 80's aesthetic is the new Zombies.
good, i hope it burns and crashes fast, im sick, SICK of it.
Brody Reyes
>implying trashy is bad
John Butler
>(hopefully for majority of the season)
shes going to be the whore that gets murdered first. I will laugh at you.
Christian Phillips
As funny as that would be to see Emmacels seethe. I have a feeling she'll be used as "The Final Girl" trope. I hope not though.
Asher Reed
If that's the case I'll gladly drop it.
Jaxson Ortiz
>not hanging around for Emma in Season 3
Found the homosexual
Lincoln Cruz
Likely. Or they'll play it with the whole "subverting tropes" angle.
Austin Flores
Keep bumping the thread you hate, retard.
Chase Allen
Is this show actually good? I've never seen any of it.
Nathan Hughes
The 80s was easily one of the best, and might have been the absolute best, decades in American history
Samuel Watson
No
Jaxson Adams
FX >> HBO
Brandon Green
1, 2, and 3 are good. 4 is okay. 5 is meh, didn't finish it. 6 is okay, if a little high concept. 7 sucked. Didn't finish it. 8 I liked, still gotta finish it.
Liam Kelly
>coven
>good
KEK
Gabriel Anderson
Based 80s poster.
Evan Bennett
Haha wouldn't it be funny if Emma subverts our expectations(and the killers) by mesmerizing him and the audience with her bare feet in order to escape certain death lol
Connor Ross
Imagine hating spooky New Orleans filled with black women.
Jackson Allen
how the fuck did they get away with a glorified mass shooting on a tv show?
Jacob Lewis
>Marie Marie La Voodoo Veau
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Lincoln Bennett
Damn they even have the video games.
Yeah, Ryan Murphy's been watching YouTube.
Leo Anderson
>implying the ride ever ends
We're way past that point user.
Andrew Robinson
No lies detected
Mason Cook
A fan-made it for him that he was impressed he hire the person to work on the official title sequence.
Ayden Sullivan
Sounds about as close to the source as you can get, honestly...
Ryan Flores
>tfw a internet meme music gerne - vapourwave - is the birth of whole 2010s entertainment culture
Mason Lopez
We did it, anons.
Kevin Robinson
Ryan Murphy is pretty based, my dude.
Robert Johnson
Delightful. I can't wait for this latest installment of women's horror, and to half-watch it alongside my enraptured missus.
Cameron James
Holy shit, it never occurred to me how this many other people must go through this.
Gabriel Long
I liked AHS: Apocalypse so I'm watching this.
I hope they make some reference to Giallo movies, but they probably won't.