I JUST NEED TO FUCKING NUT

you can't add either lmao

co(o)ming up on 5 years here

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October 2010 here

at this point id be happy to just have my face near a pusy for a few minutes

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You can put your face near my asshole if you’d like. I’m a guy btw :-)

please stop propositioning gay relations on Yea Forums, it's not right

I DON'T WANNA HAVE SEX AT ALL I JUST WANT TO GET THIS OVER WITH SO Yea Forums WON'T BE RIGHT WHEN THEY CALL ME A VIRGIN ANYMORE AAAAAAAAAA

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Are you young and handsome?

Must be awful,i'm full of pussy at the moment so i can't imagine going more than 2 weeks without sex.hang in there bro you'll find someone.

Gotta go i'm late for my date.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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Please stay. Describe yourself.

>got herpes from exgf in january
>havent had sex since

Yeah, I'm thinking not fuckingbased at all brother

I never had sex in my entire life and I'm 27.

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herp derp derp derp

COOOOOOOOOOOOM

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Kill yourself faggot scum

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No foreign massage parlors near you? Easy pay and lay. And perhaps if you're lucky enough to be around numerous places; you don't even gotta pay! Just walk out on em, phew!

queers should be executed

23yo virgin. I was supposed to meet a date for drinks tonight but she ghosted me.

Not that other user but I am interested

Which of these threads should I fap to?

Based and Blade Runner pilled

Please redpill me. I want to try this but I'm nervous I'll go to the wrong kind of place

I JUST NEED TO COOOOOOM
I HAVEN'T COOOOOOOOMED SINCE YESTERDAY
AAAAHHHHHH IM COOOOOOMING

See you there.

There is still time to defeat your porn addiction and turn your life around user.

COOM
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Over 15 years, don't miss it, or the hassle.

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user please help yourself
I'm not even into this whole "anti-porn" or "no-fap" bullshit but this sort of shitposting is just autistic

When I mean foreign, I mean straight off the boat; most of these places will be Chinese, and they change girls out pretty much weekly (so no one catches on or the girls themselves don't snitch em off).
Depending on the location itself, you might get lucky and get the whole place to yourself, and it is golden access from there. Howbeit, you have to allow the gal to initiate the act, she will massage you like normal, but you will notice she massages pretty close to your privates (huge indicator) and once they turn you over to work on your front, they'll usually point to your fella and negotiating begins!
Have fun!

What about boys?

Havent got laid for a week...

Can't help there bud, I am pretty sure the gay dating apps are where it's all at?

>this thread

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I haven't gotten laid since 1995, I feel my wizard powers growing every day.