NCU Casting Thread

Who will play Natty in the NCU?

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Idris Elba wants to be the gym Chad, but unless a scheduling conflict with the Willy Wonka remake can be worked out Henry Cavill will play the role

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Honeycomb casting calls so far have all been for shorter, 'handsome' members of the tribe. They want her to be pleasant to look at, but not classically beautiful.
After two Natty movies honeycomb will have her first spin off, so the actor must be hilarious to carry an asexual character

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There are some great stories that show honeycomb struggling to understand how women can live with internalized misogyny, perpetuating the patriarchy.
'The Hairy Wedding' should be the final film of the honeycomb trilogy, but the first of the Assigned Male crossovers

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Zach Efron is already signed up to play "tattoo guy" who will be the first film's villian.

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Chris Pratt was the early front runner to play Dinosaur Jim, but he's been potentially dropped completely as his regressive politics have started to come to light.

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Phase I big bad will be Jannie, an "incel" famous for ruining public forums. More than likely they will be fighting over moderation of a trump protest rally

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For a fun cameo, Barack Obama will play Natty's mentor in a prequel that will introduce the #2 star of the NCU, RACECAR STEVE!!!!

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It's RACECAR JOHNNY you ineffectual faggot

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Racecar Steve fucked your mom

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This guy needs to be played by a FtM trannie

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Explosive Eddie can be played by no one other than Paul Rudd

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Racecar Johnny's origin story will have the star of Solo, Alden Furhrerreich

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This is the panel that will form the basis of the Assigned Male crossover. Eventually it will tackle more than trans rights; the gender pay gap, chupecabra, systemic oppression, loch Ness monster are all potentials

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Natty's dad is a recurring character that likely won't get his own films. The suits want Bill Murray to bring in the Reddit crowd, actual cinephiles know Clint Eastwood is the only real option. Odds on favorite right now is that this role will be played by Idris Elba

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If my girl wanted me to shave my legs I would, it would feel so good for our shaven legs to be up against each other

Gary will definitely be played by Idris Elba, a la Tyler Perry, in one of the earliest contracts to be signed.

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is this comic a parody

The subtlety of the interracial marriage makes you wonder if that too was presented as a joke.

If Bill Murray is signed as Natty's dad, Idris Elba will play the chair. This blogger thinks it'll be a very insightful way to show white women getting revenge on their fathers by using black men

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Hasn't this been done before?

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Steven Winchell is 100% earnest in his attempts to educate you rapists