THINK YOU CAN JAYWALK WHEREVER YOU WANT SCUMBAG?

THINK YOU CAN JAYWALK WHEREVER YOU WANT SCUMBAG?

WHAT IF MY DAUGHTER WAS DRIVING DOWN THAT STREET AND CRASHED YOU SON OF A BITCH!

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good fuck women

*rolls up sleeves*
*slams suspect against wall*

Stabler was such an Alpha.
>Barely contained rage
>Ironclad code of honor
>Can ignore thots because he has a family and being unfaithful is morally wrong
>Willing to push an obviously broken system to obtain justice.

The show went to shit when he left

The show gets a lot better when you pretend Stabler is a closet pedophile who vents out his frustrations on fellow pedophiles and scumbags.

is this guy in any other good stuff?

That's not funny or clever.
It's just stupid.

>daughter still manages to become a druggie whore

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He's surprisingly good at comedic roles.
We Came Together is a good one. He's also got a great bit part on Fear And Loathing.

hes kino in everything

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She was bi-polar.

>tfw no Novak gf

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A man can only change the nature of whores so much...

extremely based post

It triggered the fuck out of me that her actress played a throwaway character in an earlier episode of OG Law and Order.

I like to imagine something along those lines. Like he's taking out his aggression on others because he has hot daughters and he knows he has hot daughters because what fucking Dad doesn't know that? And he's taking out his frustration on these idiots so he doesn't wring the neck of the first pencil dick that breaks his kid's fool ass heart.

She was old when she was young. Christ look at that boring face.

WELL DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE POW-DER. PAC-KETS. ARE?!

>named Stabler
>was unstable
what did Penis Wolf mean by this?

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That's what happens when you mistake being Alpha for being an unstable prick who just enjoys hurting people. Your kids end up whores and or suicidal. He was similar but legitimately a better father figure in Happy!. At least had some degree of humility and self-awareness.

Wet Hot American Summer is his best role

based

best girl

Checked

>that episode where Stabler visits his mom and faces the reality of her mental illness that was passed down to his daughter
I think that episode clued me in that I did not have a good childhood, it just brought up tons of memories of my bipolar ass mom doing crazy shit
that episode wrecks me to this day

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>Stabler, just got call from the DA. You need to stop anally fisting that suspect, turns out he's not our guy.

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wet hot american summer
in general a great movie
bradley coopers first film too

Happy! is the ascended form of his character on SVU; he's really good in that, even if the show itself can get iffy at times, he is always rock solid. It's like Crank meets SVU.

His best role until he plays Batman! Twilight boy is gonna do one underperforming movie and WB will reboot. Again. Mark my words.

>Looks like the only jaywalking this guy is gonna be doing from now on is to prison, bitch ass motherfucker

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>you know what they do to people like you in the pen, white boys like you?
>they get the soap nice and slippery and make you drop it
>I knew a guy that grew out his finger nails and would grip the soap so tight that'd he never drop it
>they just forced him to drop it and use his finger nails as extra long fingers

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>They call themselves coomers. Young, single white men who have nothing to live for except whackin it to internet pornography and yelling “I’M COOMING.”

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>it's illegal to cross a road in the US
>laaaaaand of the freeeee

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he’s playing Batman??
he’s actually a damn good choice for that.
what movie is he gonna be in?

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I always forget he was in Man Of Steel

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Best character in Oz and Happy! season one is based haven't seen the second

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

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Scrubs

I read the comic, maybe I should check out season 1.
and yes Chris Keller was based as fuck
>tfw no Beecher bf to betray

Everything everybody else said, and fucking Oz. Meloni is kino

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Fear and Loathing

Lol

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This show has been desparate for ratings, hasn't it?

Remember when Stabler's daughter did get drunk and crash and he helped cover it up.

>They call it Groundhog Day. Sick bastards rape the girl, find a piece of a rug and shove it in her vagina.

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he was in 12 monkeys and he literally played the same exact role he does in svu

>actually discussing this show as it isnt the most ham fisted propaganda ever

>he isn’t a Cabot man
Sad!

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lel

>propaganda can't be enjoyable
I bet you don't even have any NK films from the late 80's in your top 10, fucking pleb

lo,lololol

Based role on Man of Steel.

Not really. He jokingly mentioned it on his Twitter or someone said it to him. It was a hopeful thing for like 5 minutes and then they revealed twilight twink.

It wasn't the OG, she was in SVU a season or two before she was hired for that role. Orbach and Sisto each played a defense attorney a season before they got their roles in the OG too.

oh got it. yeah I heard about r. pats getting the role, that’s why I was confused.
he would definitely be better casting than that skinny queer, but what do I know?

didn’t she like to get choked during sex or like auto erotic asphyxiation or something?

I haven’t watched in a while but I’ve seen every episode of OG, SVU and CI at least 3 times each. sadly my memory is going in my old age

Her pre-Novak villain of the week character raped a male stripper.

Didn't they replace him with a character that was the same but Mexican?

i wish Happy! had got another season,
things were getting interesting

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this, i felt like this one flew under the radar

She also has the most convictions, still.

Remember the gaybaiting he did in Oz

oh right they like tied him to a bed or something and then the defense attorney tried to argue that getting hard was consent.

I have a theory, real and unironic, that Law and Order SVU (and the fact that they play re-runs literally 24/7) is what made people think we live in a “rape culture”. they’ve just seen it portrayed on SVU every for the last 20 years and figured it must all be true.
thoughts on my theory?

I believe it, the idea of rape being everywhere is pushed all the time so it makes people think rape is around everywhere.

>Oz
This. It was some gay kino.

It did. They must've spent all their money on making it good instead of explaining the concept with marketing.

It's not just SVU. It's a tried and true formula going way back before that. Pearl clutching bored women and men protesting too much make a great audience. "Tonight at 11, find out how Satanists are raping your children while they're at daycare and then forcing them to give up Christ. They call it, 'playing Dungeons & Dragons.' You can't miss this special report."

they're fake you retard

I saw this show briefly and the scene I saw was him threatening someone unrelated to the crime for info, saying theyd book him for 24 hours and start a rumor he was a pedo, so he'd get killed.

These are suppose to be the good guys? I think this show exists to prepare Americans for the eventual subversion of their rights.

exactly. thank you for co-signing my bs. it really is on 24 hours a day on certain channels. they constantly do themed marathons and I feel like a lot of women watched it and it subtly makes them believe that it must be how real life is because they couldn’t just come up with all these stories from nowhere (*wink*)

it’s true that they’ve been doing the moral panic for decades (I guess even since Salem or the Inquisition) but I feel like SVU has specifically pushed this narrative that rape is some massive problem like people are just hanging out on street corners waiting to rape. even though I’m pretty sure stranger rape is fairly uncommon.
I also have a theory that women are jealous of the male camaraderie that goes on in frats so they try to take their frustrations out on them in any ways they can think of, but that one is not as plausible as the SVU theory.

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this is also a good theory. I believe it too.

Ratings dropped off HARD in the last season tho

>formerly sneed feed

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It's not intentional conspiracy. More like exploting fans. It's just people are angry afraid and otherwise discontented. Add to that most people don't even care about due process.
Sure, you could take it as stupid fun like an 80's action movie. We all know that's popcorn stuff. But the show cultivates fear and profits off the idea of a stronk person saving you from made up problems so you don't have to cope with your real ones. It's slightly more "grounded" cape shit. Yet easily as ridiculous.

God she was so pert.

That could be a Criminal Minds episode, DESU.

Amaro wasn't a carbon copy, but he indeed replaced Stabler as the "hotheaded ex-Marine with a hatred of pedos who becomes Benson's partner".

He was alright, though. It was also funny seeing him get fucked over by things Stabler easily got away with.

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>people are just hanging out on street corners waiting to rape. even though I’m pretty sure stranger rape is fairly uncommon.

IDK if it's frat jealousy. Never been in one. But there is a subset of women who seem jealous who feed the moral panic. And I mean by that they're sexually jealous. Not that actual rape is desirable, but rather the idea that there's a rapist on every corner makes one feel more valuable if said woman has placed her self worth in the box of men wanting her box. As it were.

DAMMIT STABLER THIS IS THE 1,458TH TIME I'VE TOLD YOU TO CONTROL YOURSELF, IF IT HAPPENS A 1,459TH TIME I'M TAKING YOUR BADGE

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It’s right there in the name of the MeToo movement. I, too am desired.

Why is Benson so unlikeable in the latest seasons?

Jaywalking is dangerous.

Olivia Benson knows jaywalkers are highly likely to be rapists

I wasn't too hot on Happy overall but goddamn did he carry it. I can't imagine it working at all with anyone else. He has the perfect mix of violence and comedy.

she was qt

Well, he is Catholic...

>WE NEED A BROWN GUY FOR DIVERSITY DERP

he was really good at playing an NPC

kek true

He really is good at that kind of character. He'd make such a perfectly crazy Frank Miller type Batman.

That was fucking based
I remember being happy seeing him just be that guy out of nowhere

Is there any way to reconcile those roles? Like how Tom Paris really WAS Nick Locarno?

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I never get these. Does Ice-T ever say crazy shit in the show? I used to watch a lot of the older seasons but don't remember that.

Every time the SVU squad runs into a strange new drug/kink, Ice-T already knows what it is because of his time undercover on the streets.

He's a walking infodump and it became kind of a running gag.

It's parody but that's literally the formula every episode. He's there to do exposition on the ridiculous scary thing and make it seem like, legit evil, dawg.

Thanks. Did this occur more frequently in the newer seasons? The main thing I remember when I think about Ice-T in that show was his buddy cop relationship with Munch.

didn't her and her friends rape a guy?

Didn't Nick rape & murder a guy?

bitch looks cross eyed

>speed weed
lmao

That happens in the church because people with sexual deviancies are encouraged to be celibate and become religious, so you get a lok of dykes, faggots and paedos trying to repress their shit. Dykes are no problem since they're women, but fags tend to go for prepubescent boys, hence paedofilia.

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was meant for
Sorry, i'm drunk posting.

But he shot a black kid one time and then went on trial while being called racist by the media

>named Stabler
>unstable
BRAVO NOLAN

Train Go Boom Black Ops 3 if you count the cutscenes

fuck this entitled cunt

@120913048
dilate you tranny disgusting freak

lost

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I always confuse this guy with Miguel Ferrer and mix up which one died

Unintentionally funnier than Angie Tribeca trying its best.

Just started rewatching the whole series. There's also a DESPITE ACCOUNTING FOR 13% direct quote in court I forgot to snap a pic of as well kek.

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>The not replying reply
I haven't seen that one in a while. Way to bring it back bud