Fuck guys I'm so horny and lonely I can't take it anymore

Fuck guys I'm so horny and lonely I can't take it anymore.

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For the love of God, have sex.

have sex

How?

Hit on a fat chick.

You're basically guaranteed sex. Just like you, they have no standards. Just happy to get a piece.

be yourself bro

TAKE A SHOWER
HIT THE WEIGHTS
GET A CLUE

Have you tried masturbating

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>Hit on a fat chick. Just like you, they have no standards.
oh boy
don't tell him that, it was only valid before Tinder

This was good advice a decade ago

As an angry Manlet virgin, this triggers me every fucking time

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What kind of town do you live in?

Do you work? Just get a fucking PC and play online games that have RP elements. Between that just go for walks and local bars now and then.

All I do and I'm fine.

4 but she's a BPD crazy bitch, not sure if that counts, I don't stick my dick in crazy.

Just do it and if she shows signs of craziness just slap her or strangle her.

It's still good advice now. What, you think ugly fat people suddenly got a self esteem boost because reasons?

>list never applied to me and i still landed a gf
First gf after 26 years. It'll happen friends, just stop acting like egotistical retards in public

I miss my ex so bad, I can't even talk to her anymore

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>you're either talking to someone
What does this mean, though?

You're both showing signs of interests to each other which may lead to a sexual attraction

you're trying to bang them

Tinder

How tall are you, if you’re 5’8 and above it’s salvageable.

"No!"

iktf. its been 27 months...

The only thing you'll find on Tinder is murder/mugged/raped. In that order.

It's better to not have known love than be destroyed by love that didn't work out, believe me.

She already showed more than one sign of crazy, her whole instagram account is designed to fit my tastes. She asked a childhood friend about everything I liked and every detail of my family life, he told me she made him talk for hours, her parents are upper-class, so my personal struggles must've made her wet. She's a 6 or 7 but I already have too many crazies in my family, everytime a chick shows signs of sickness, it's an instant turn-off for me. I would gladly give her to the lonely and horny poster if I could.