Just a lab partner
Just a lab partner
>this meme was made by...
Why hello, beautiful
That doesn't even matter. Because if Gwen was with Peter there wouldn't be any conflict at all. You need flawed characters to make the story interesting and one of Peter's biggest flaws is MJ.
Don't forget MJ went on to make out with Harry at the smallest sign of discomfort.
Gwen was always better
Poor Peter. What a hard choice. A post wall angry roast or a young fertile thicc goddess.
you forgot
>played by mommy goddess BDH
White woman tattooed with arabic text is a red flag, right?
That's not Arabic retard
not arabic but white woman tattooed with anything is usually bad
>arabic
son, that's elvish
Its Elvish you illiterate baboon
post more pics of cute kirsten pls
>arabic
Why was the blonde cast as the redhead and vice versa?
It's some form of elvish. I can't read it.
To fuck with you
Is that better or worse though
>actually being proud you know that
>is it better that she's nerdy or that she's a terrorism apologist
hard to tell
Damn user, i hate lord of the rings, and yet i realize it's elvish
finally someone said it
>not having a functional memory
yikes
>Actually knowing stuff from one of the biggest, most successful movies of all time
Madness
why do hot women feel the need to tarnish their beautiful bodies with fucking tattoos?
Stop trying to make me choose mommies.
there are few who can
for me, it's Firestar
she has a dick?
a purer love
this is now a mommy thread
No
(yes)
ok I'll watch it
How did he do it?
holy fuck he was even fatter than he is today
huh, I don't recall BDH was in the spiderman movies. Admittedly she is more famous today than she was then.
and hotter
She was desperate to have a kid before her ovaries ran out and her mom was pressuring her for years to have a kid and one day on the set of Fargo 2 she just said fuck it and told Meth Damon that she wants to fuck.
I love you both
Tattoos are degenerate.
>anime tier gf for peter
good lord im happy for this fucker, this should be canon
it's a nice comic
How old is she? Seems like she should be way older than the character
hard to pick one
Based roastie
>"meme"
i want to bury my face in their soles.
She's 38 now. She was 26 in Spider-Man 3.
Too big, too pale.
Who gives a fuck if its elvish, shes still a dirty whore you fucking nerds.
Being ashamed of knowledge is the trademark of a brainlet that would be better suited ground up into dog food.
no such thing
....based....
I'm an assman so i choose right
true connoisseur
>neither one of these has natural hair
Going into my cringe compilation
oh no
No
Bryce looked good in the movie although I prefer her with red hair and more pounds.
Spiderman 3 was an arthouse film
Emo Peter was great
based
the fatter the better imo
>all these baited anons
>I was only pretending to be retarded
Awwww
He was 14 making Like Mike when she was 23 making Spider Man 1
Fucking based
what a chad
even in the 90s cartoon, a lot of the main story is peter trying to find/rescue her. everything else surrounds that
reminder that gwen canonically got her pusy ranched by norm osborn and gave birth to twins
>Sins Past
Is that crap still canon?
>topo chico
a man of great taste
this lmao fuck the dorks on this board
you can stop samefagging now
this gives me the big iron. sauce?
>br2049frustration.png
is this real lmao
the title is an edit, but it's a legit comic
Peter is a lucky guy
this is what mary jane supposed to look like.
>That look on BDH's face
mother...
Easy choice
Okay, there's only one way to settle this: I have a threesome with the two of them and decide who's best. Set it up, Anons, I'm not getting any younger here.
lawdhamercy
noice
BASED
AND
FINGERNAILPILLED
imagine that body with bryces face
I envy her husband, imagine cuddling up to that and rubbing her pregnant tummy carrying your baby
and then fucking her face and cumming all over her tits
Reported
>user come here, I can feel your baby kicking!
*our
sure.. but sometimes I'd just like to cuddle with a pregnant qt wife and rub her belly. It sounds soothing.
*tyrone's
>incel trivia
>knowledge
lmao stfu faggot
Um sweaty, that isn’t Arabic.
It’s some Ching Chong language written on Sriracha sauce bottles.
Dad is that you? Why did you leave when I was 7
You can only save one from being raped by Willem Dafoe's green goblin dick
lmao fucking nerd.
gross
Only dumb people think unnecessary drama is interesting
Kind of like my clinically bipolar gf
even dunst's new mommy milkers cant compete with the complete package
I DON'T KNOW BUT IT MAKES ME SO FUCKING SAD
I agree
god she has the right amount of thick
I'd speak friend and enter her, if you know what I'm saying.
Certainly makes me thick
Holy fuck that's incredible I wish someone would make me to this to her
What's this from?
jesus christ those are some average looking actors
>Kristen Dunst
>average
I think Dunst has better tits but BDH has better everything else.
Ew
Post more milfy dunst
>tattoos
dropped.
GTFO Pierce!
He lives in all of us
is this a movie?
looking back at the Raimiverse, Peter and friends look way older than supposed ages.
>tfw the only good bdh deepfake is boring solo masturbation
>needing deepfakes
LAWD
>I'm puttin together a team
Always thought the red head was Gwyneth Paltrow.
>tattoos
>fucking dune coon rune tattoo at that
RED ALERT RED ALERT
not only is it still canon, it was one of the few things not changed by Spiderman selling his marriage to the devil in One More Day
anybody got the BDH pic where her ass is just about to touch the wall
Didn't Mary Jane like Peter because he treated her like a human being.
Here we go again
No you fucking idiot it was all about her being a hot redhead and him being Spider-Man, there was never any depth to their relationship, now buy the new movies/comics where she is black
what? What the fuck did they do to spidey?
CHARGER
Supposedly Joe Quesada hates the idea of Peter Parker having a kid, because he self-identifies with Peter and doesn't like to face the fact that he's turned into an old man. So Spider-Man is never allowed to "grow up," hence why his marriage to MJ had to be undone and why he couldn't have kids with Gwen.
real talk how did Raimi get away with not one, but TWO scenes with Kristen's visibly hard nipples in full view... like the rain scene I guess it made sense. What a mad man.
peter should have gone after the land lord's daughter
she has a legit nude scene, full frontal
she's unironically being blacked though
We don't talk about that
Seething burgerclap.
Imagine white knighting an internet thot you will never meet
>be wrong
>get corrected
>this is white knighting
So, you millennials are so deep in your boy vs girl slapfight that you don't even care if you are wrong, you just want to throw shit at the wall?
Why do we let millennials continue to be free?
You are not logical beings, you are closer to monkeys and you seek nothing but the destruction of society merely because it exists.
dear god im gonna unironically coom in ym fucking pants bros
>she's unironically being blacked though
>coom
Do people think spelling words wrong on purpose is funny now or something?
No longer Canon after secret wars
Shut the fuck up Pierce, Raimi is holy ground you can't corrupt His work.
I think the optimum way to make love to a pregnant lady is via anal.
>natural redhead
>so thicc she's basically a BBW
>dad probably kept her away from Hollywood pedos so she isn't dead inside
>actually a pretty good actress, was kino in her Black Mirror episode
>takes an interest in directing, seems to be good at that too
Is BDH the most based woman in Hollywood right now?
She voted for Hillary so that's a big no
Just a Bryce Salad Howard.
you have to support the majority in hollywood or you get blacklisted
Samefag
Because they weren't Disney movies
Makes me want to fuck her even harder, knowing what a naughty little slut she is