/hmm/ InSeladon edition

NEED HUP MAKING FARTY NOISES FACE GIF NOW

So @ewgrosskelly on Twitter is doing porn. Not sure how I feel about this. Just thought I'd share.

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Everyone wants to kill Rian! Marry Deet and fuck Brea.
Should do one on the Vapra sisters.
Fuck Hunter, marry Emperor and kill Chamberlain

Um.... NO

Have skeks

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Do you think Heretic ever had sex with his mystic counterpart?

Im sure they tried to be one again and had lots of experiments

>it's paywalled
Fuck you I was ready to jerk off

DERATEA

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Aughra really was great

>this is the last thing you see before you die
>the last thing you hear is the fucking Chamberlain going hmmMMMMMmmmmm over you

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>here have some Darkening gas
>Thank you, Thra

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You try to control Aughra? Aughra can barely control Aughra!

did she kill Hunter or was it Archer? he barely hit the ground

she killed both

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Cunts

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>no sorry
>no excuses
>no reperations
'We know we killed everything and ruined Thra, but in one or two thousand years we will all laugh about this misunderstanding. Gonna go fucking some hot ayyys.'

Would you have sex with yourself?

If I become the bottom mystic I’m sure my top skeksis will have his way with me

jews are still jews, ascended or otherwise

I might buy it and post in on Yea Forums at some point.

Please do that'll be based

Mystics being able to an hero to stop their Skeksis opposites kind of undermines the story. They should have a basic rule that they're incapable of killing themselves, and apologize for it, otherwise there's really no excuse for them not all doing it.

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>yeah sorry

Not Mystics, one Mystic. The rest can't.

I get that Archer was uniquely engaged with the world, but it still makes you wonder. Even Aughra, the avatar of the living world, was willing to risk destruction to save a few Gelfling.

Yeah, and the rest of the Mystics are slothful, lazy, scared creatures. Not only that, them dying wouldn't save Thra. The only way to save Thra/reverse darkening is to heal the crystal, which recombines the Urskeks to give them their happy ending anyway.

The Gelfling are so fucking ugly. It's honestly preferably for me to look at the Skeksis, since they're so inhuman they just look like weird animals. Gelfling almost look sapien, and thus look fucking weird.

yeah of course dingus

No, but I am ugly and not cute as a button like Heretic and Wanderer.

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I want to be a big based skeksis and have a qt mystic bf with a qt long tail

Still a huge improvement over the movie gelfling

Fuck I love the puppet show scene so much. How is this so well done? Big puppets controlling little puppets... the best ancient mastery.

Shill series into normie's brain, watch grow into season two, yes?

I'm shilling with all my might believe me.

How long until we know if season 2 is going to happen?

Other user already bought it and posted this link. Get yer nightmare porn.
dropbox.com/s/bskzeqjfglhdkub/SAYPLEASE2019.pdf?dl=0
>Throw the artist a dollar or two if you like it

Oh fuck yeah. My fap session is saved.

Simple. Kill Rian, Marry Deet, Fuck Brea

>everyone not marrying Hunter
Kill emperor, nobody wants to fuck that dusty bussy. Fuck SkekSil, Marry Hunter

great meta joke and really well done

you're really well done

Fuck Rian, marry deet kill brea

Anyone else really glad the movie (and universe in general) finally gets some well deserved recognition? I always considered it the greatest fantasy film next to Fellowship Of The Ring yet it was always remembered by most as just "oh yeah I renember it spooked me as a kid", never mentioning how kino it was.

This guy knows what's up.

Brea is worst Gelfling, and she's gonna end up getting banged by some desert weirdo..

Meanwhile Rian has a cute as fuck boypussy probably

It pisses me off that Seladon got to stay around. Fucking cunt ruined everything.

>literal faggot
>likes Rian and hates Brea
It checks out.

Perfect. It honestly makes everything with Skekso even better, knowing that in the end he stills does a miserable pathetic death with Skeksil making noises at him.

Yea Forums should make vocaroos of their chamberlain 'HMMMMM' impressions

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The show really does confirm that they’re just a bunch of assholes. I always figured it was just some accident. I didn’t realize they had already been sneaky shitters pre-split.

>skeksil makes it out of this with the best ending possible
>Scientist doesn't

;_;

Well, the mix of uru and Skeksis probably made a 'normal'-ish personality.

Not a faggot, bisexual

I agree

You could be Chad Thundercock and fuck a new bitch every night of your life and you'd still be a faggot for hating Brea

May as well just try to redub a whole scene

Chamberlain has deserved to be memed to fuck since 1982 so I'm glad to see him and everyone else getting their due.

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hmmMMMMMMMMMmmmmmm

>Good morning, son

Also his "PLEASE"

HMMMmmmmmm

Pretty sure that's just more revisionism.

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hey guys can you answer my question shown here: ?

I know, it hurts. Poor Scientist. He just wanted to science and cuddle his pets.

Probably not considered profitable. Maybe they'll reconsider if DC gets more clout. That's the only answer that matters, buddy.

Shut up, Brea. Go back to bitching about how shitty your life is despite being spoiled as fuck

When he wasn't beating/torturing them to death.

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You only saw him beat slaves to death. Slaves are slaves, not animal pets. You can't count an Arachnam as a pet either since it's a sentient hive mind creature.

>Maybe they'll reconsider if DC gets more clout.
How can we help it get more clout? I want a blu ray release of Jim Henson's cut damn it

Those were just the slaves, nobody cares about those. Cuddly little creatures are for putting in cages.

Shill the show, post about it, meme, watch it again over and over. The usual stuff.

>skelSil is rewarded for a lifetime of backstabbing, scheming, villainy and being the individual most directly responsible for the devastation of Thra with total forgiveness, zero comeuppance and immortality, for the fairly low price of reuniting with his Mystic half
No wonder he was laughing as the castle came down after the Crystal was healing and the other Skeksis were freaking out.

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No, he would never hurt them. Just look how he reacted when the Emperor almost killed that little bird thing

I totally agree, user. Hey, it might happen - the show is a moderate succes. If a season 2 is announced there might be some more merch, if that does okay...who knows. It's all about money.

Promote watching it to every person you know. The show will grow only on word of mouth due to its immense quality.

He planned to re-unite all along if he didn't get to become emperor probably.

Although, given it was shown he had hidden some extra bottles of essence in the cage, he may have been worried the Emperor would find them and he'd be in deep shit.

Idk, I think the people I know would call it too kiddy

True, but I choose to believe he does actually love his little pets, in his own way.

Everyone I know thought it was too kiddy too until they started drinking Mira's essence. Then it just got grosser and grosser which hooked them in.

SkekSil was one of the kinder and more pragmatic skeksis though, he's the one who tried to maintain peace with the gelflings throughout the whole series - he only wanted to take as much essence as they needed for their own survival.

All the cruelest skeksis were the ones to die.

Skekok and the gourmand?

Poor SkekLach never hurt anyone who didn't deserve it!

Murdering the general when he was helpless is NOT kind.

Scroll Keeper was probably the friendliest skeksis, he was nice to Brea for no personal gain. I don't think Gourmand did anything horrible either, or much at all really.

if general dont like to be murdered he shouldnt have been so cruel to poor Chamberbirb

The General was extremely evil though and was the one who wanted to just kill all gelflings. Chamberlain is hero. Big reward. Huuuuge.

Scroll Keeper is quite chill, and he and SkekLach seem to have been BFFs. He actually gave a shit when she died.

Then again, they both still bullied the fuck out of poor Scientist.

Hmmmmm.
Who'd believe Deet would murder an old defenseless woman.
She clearly has to be put down for the good of all. Yes?

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>Kill Chamberlain
mmHHHmmmm, punk ass bitch would like to try me, yes?

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They were exiled from their own world for trying to fuck with their own crystal, and what do they do when they arrive on Thra? Fuck with Thra's crystal, naturally.

>kinder
>Proposes draining Gelfling to the Scientist
>Procures the last two Gruenaks in existence to be slaves and sows their mouths shut
>Shifts blame for his own fuckup onto the Scientist and loses him an eye
>deliberately drinks the last of Mira's essence in front of her boyfriend
>Proposes the creation of the Garthim to devastate the Gelfling
>Kills Tavra
>Murders the General while he's completely helpless, his own Skeksis brethren, over a slight

If this is kind I'd hate to see him treating someone poorly. If anything as of the series he's the most evil Skeksis in the whole franchise.

>Return her to Thra, yes?
>tosses bottle on ground and stomps on it
What a glorious cunt.

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And he got away with all of it.

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families depicted in DC AOR:

>gay couple with unaccountably happy daughter and son
>single father with neglected rebellious son
>single mother with neglected and conflicted daughters

hhmmmMMMMMmmmmm

>single parents are bad
Wow what a controversial statement, get /pol/ up in here

You're grasping at straws here. Those gay little fuck hobbits are happy because they get to soak in their own filth while eating cave moss all day.

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SkekNa the Slavemaster when?

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>>gay couple with unaccountably happy daughter and son
THEY'RE. FATHER. AND. FUCKING. GRANDFATHER

FUCKING GET IT RIGHT YOU SCHIZOID FUCKING RETARD KILL YOURSELF

that's not the case friend, though that would have been nice

IT FUCKING IS, TWO MALES LIVING IN THE SAME FUCKING HOUS DOESNT MAKE THEM FUCKING GAY
DO YOU THINK ROOMMATES ARE SECRETLY GAY TOO YOU FUCKING SCHIZO FAGGOT?

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Except Deet specifically states that she has two fathers.

I'm pretty sure you see them cuddling in the first ep but I could be wrong

Seriously hoping friends do not do this yes?
HmmmMMMmmmm

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These guys are so fucking creepy looking

They were exiled for not being collectivist enough on their home planet. Tried to prove themselves by helping Thra and would've used the crystal to return home if not for Dark Heart/Chamberlain. He is the reason why they split rather than return.

Just started watching the movie. Never seen it before. What are the chances that Jen is Rian and Deet's child?

I need all your dark crystal memes.

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Yes, they weren't collectivist, and the reason they were considered thusly is that they tried to use their own crystal for a purpose the rest of the urSkeks viewed as foolish, and so they were banished. Also, I would definitely call using the crystal to purge negative aspects of you fucking with Thra's crystal.

We honestly just need to make more of them.

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They were trying to "purify" themselves the first time. This failed and is why Skeksis/Mystics were born. Pre-Split, it's a misconception the UrSkeks were abusing the crystal.

Watch it, SkekSil!

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I want to see a freedom aint free one with Chamberlain, something like: The power of the crystal ain't free, the path to immortality gotta be littered with the blood of Gelfling. SkekUng a.k.a Garthim Master is not my emperor, he is a traitor and probably a weakling as well :DDD etc.

Fairly high.

Seconding.

I'm not saying they were doing bad stuff to it the entire time they were there, it was just the once at the end of the age of harmony, but it seriously messed the crystal up and was definitely an abuse of it, even if it was unintentional.

*littered with the essence of Gelfling

I choose Brea because Deet it's too mainstream

Obsessed

I'm going for the thickest ass in all of Thra.

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Not a bad choice. Aughra is everything at once.

Fuck Emperor, marry best boi hhhhhmmmmhhm, kill hunter

>nobody wants to fuck that dusty bussy
You underestimate to power of Jason Isaacs and his voice

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Man I hate that ugly ass gremlin.

It's not thirsting over skeksis is a new thing

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Is thiis good TVshow?

I love the little horn that she has for a finger.

WHY DID SCIENTIST HAVE TO DO THE GRUENAKS LIKE THAT

THEY WERE ABOUT TO BE FREE

FUUUUUUUCK

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that's actually pretty kino

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fucking kek

>The wrath of the 8 and a half fingers.

Fuck them Gruenaks

How many of you faggots watched the movie and read all the comics before Netflix funded the show? Big dick points to the anons that read the novels.

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The movie, sure. But I’m not a Yea Forumsmicsfag in the first place.

Me. There comics were meh. Never knew there were books though.

Watched the movie tons when I was. A kid, never read any of the supplementary materiel.

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MINE!
I AM...STILL...EMPEROR...*dies*

someone make reaction images out of this

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If I had time I would, maybe tomorrow night.

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Reminds me to some Bald bad guy who ended going to heaven with his friend that he killed himself after he killed the gf of the MC

>I don't think Gourmand did anything horrible either
I find the Gourmand to be one of the most scary Skeksis the scene with him dragging the guard for example

cute!

Marry Emperor. Fuck Hunter. Kill Hmmmm.

bump

This is from porn, isn't it.

Do what? Stab you?

TRICK QUESTION

YOU CANNOT KILL HUNTER

So isn't one of these Dark Heart then? The crazy evil person?

Is he wearing a blindfold?

Eyepatch.

they mention him in season 1 so we'll see him in season 2

do i need to watch the original to understand the netflix jawn

>POWER OVERWHELMING
as a StarCraft fan I loved these guys

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no, it's a prequel

Nope.

Yes, SilSol survives to the end, and although the identity of the Dark Heart isn't given, urSol is the chanter, and SkekSil is always plotting for his own benefit, and disliked by all the other Skesis, so it seems like he's a very good candidate.

kill marry fuck

What was her problem?

I can ship this

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Like what you see, eh Podling?

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Has anyone else seen those Chamberlain/Kira fan videos on youtube?

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you start

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Behold, the stuff you should have known before now when I'm about to die.

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keked and fukkin checked.

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I'm out...

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HmmMMMMmmm

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plz post CHADsil fanart

thanks for following the trope so strictly master

Here have some Darkening gas.

>What are you gonna do, stab me?
- Quote from Skeksis stabbed

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the novelization has him say that he always debated telling Jen about the prophecy because he was afraid he would die. He changed his mind at the last minute after getting a vision from Aughra.

Iike how SkekTek generally cares for that creature

I watched the movie ages ago on HBO after seeing the nanny Skesis joke on South Park and googling what it was

WEAKLING!

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Based satan.

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>why does that make me satan

Just your digits my guy, 666

like 3rd time I've gotten that satan response in last week or so. Either I'm posting way too much or something is up

why he so cute?

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not nearly as cute as deet

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Put them on trial

based

Are the Gelfs meant to be human sized?

Nah, they're like two or three feet tall.

You're cursed man.

What's going on here?

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I didn't realize they had pop figs for this show already

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Any other Hup niggas still here?

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Damn, that didn't take long. Must have had the merch deals in place for a while.

My actual literal self, yes. If time travel was invented tomorrow, I would go back to yesterday and clap my cheeks, on sight, no words needed, both of me would know the deal

D R O P P E D
R
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>Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Tasty, TASTY!

Based retard.

just finished lads

I cried

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There's gotta be a season two, with the reaction they've gotten I'll be utterly floored if they cancel it.

probably. the upfront cost of the puppets will probably make the next seasons cheap, and they cancelled the OA for this

The other shows must give their essence, so that Dark Crystal may live forever.

Did they really cancel the OA to fund Dark Crystal though?

>Alchemist's eye isn't fucked up
explain this

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At what part did you cry?

Who dat?

And urNol's hand wasn't fucked up. Their lives are tied, but I guess maiming and injury isn't, even though urTih combusted with SkekTek which would seem to contradict this but oh well.

When chamberlain's hand gets stabbed in the movie his counterpart is also immediately injured.

Slavemaster and his counterpart both only have one eye

Why is his voice so amazing sexy?

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Its inconsistent is the point. SkekNa and urNol are both missing an eye but SkekNa is missing one of his dominant hands while urNol has all his hands. Similarly, urTih has both eyes even though SkekTek is missing one.

OOF

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BOW YA SHITS

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>GODS I WAS STRONG THEN

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for me, its the Emperor/Jason Isaacs

Who was he voiced by?

Ralph Ineson.

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Also a good choice.

Based kaiju killer redman

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'Blessed are the lambs who's folly they do not comprehend.'

user.

They look like they just stuck their finger in a live electricity circuit.

Skeksis. Skeksis.
Fucking Gelflings sexies.
Skeksis. Skeksis.
Never pay the crime.

>Wowee zowee, right in the ol' crystals.

Thanks

kekked for some reason

Based

This show is shit, the Seksis are literally the only good part.

Terrible opinion.

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nnnf

TRIAL BY LEAD

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I love this lil' nigga like you wouldn't believe.

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they're 5'11"

ENOUGH GELFLING POSTING. FACE ME

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kill rian, marry deet, fuck brea

kill chamberlain, marry hunter, fuck emperor

Apparently it wasn’t. They were always assholes kicked off their world.

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This. People who actually believe Skeksil’s lies about Gelflings being his friends are most likely just Gelflings posting.

The only one of those that isn’t entirely retarded is DID I MENTION MY FATHERS just because how they kept bringing it up in the same episode to the point where I giggled, and even then if that’s the worst example then fuck it who cares, the show’s based.

I dont think so cause he conforted the green thing when the emperor was choking it

>This nigga pops up
Well now we know why Thra became desolate

Redman. Take Ultraman, but make him a psychopath.

i do, all he time

t. SkekUng

>people who watched the show and have a meta view of events still falling for his tricks like everyone in the show

nigger how?

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id explore caves with deet, if ya know what im sayin

CUTE *tosses you*

Why's their tech make little sense? They're space faring but have medieval fantasy electric-magic tech, yet everyone uses swords and bows. Did they just teleport to planets bypassing the travel aspect?

That doesn't make him more evil than the others though. The guards were going to attack the Skeksis after all.

Gurjin

That's it? Just Gurjin?

Boring Gurjin.