*sits behind you*
*sits behind you*
Joseph Baker
Benjamin Barnes
If anyone works at AMC Loews Cherry Hill 24, I hope you've enjoyed some of my legendary renovations to your fine facility.
A perfect "caca canopy," always a classic. What you want to do is have the caca itself close enough to the toilet that the cinema staff think they can just knock it into the toilet, but far enough away that it'll always end up on the seat or floor.
Jace Bailey
>white baby
Yikes
Jose Bailey
based mommies
Jaxon Evans
always bring your gun to the cinema
Logan Hernandez
ROOOOOOOOBEEEEEEERRRRRRT!!!!!!!!!!!
It clearly says on my Joker ticket no women allowed, can you please escort these thots from the theater? Also I'll take a large popcorn and a bucket of crab legs please and thank you.
Gavin Fisher
YOU'LL BE CLEANING EXTRA TODAY WAGIE
BABY POOPOO
ADULT CACA
GOTTA EARN THAT PAY
Bentley Brown
babies are the cutest
Jayden Kelly
I hate that this was my first thought
Hudson Johnson
Yeah, they are so fucking hot.
Jace Wood
I resolve the problem of cinema staff not resolving babies in a manner most quaint and wet, pungent some might even say!
Aiden Parker
heh, nice try boys.
let me show you how it's done.
Benjamin Cook
Kill the babies and after the movie impregnate the women so they get over it.
Owen Cox
Yes yes baby, barf, barf your little tummy out. A good baby creates jobs for wagies to earn their pay!
Gabriel Foster
Time to rip some ass
Bentley Butler
Such a situation dutifully warrants an ethical release of high-impact assaultfarts to wage a righteous battle with the evil behind my seat. Would you not agree?
Wyatt Robinson
>Not telling them to shut the fuck up before the movie starts
Joshua Ramirez
This is what happens to the babies if they utter a single sound.
Christopher Rodriguez
>all that dumped popcorn
CLEAN IT WAGIE
CLEAN IT ALL UP
Cameron Robinson
>"waaaaah"
>black gf stands up
>"YO BISH, SHUT YO DUMASS CRACKA BABY UP RIGHT NOW OR I FINNA SMACK IT UPSIDE THE HEAD"
>mothers hold their children tight and plead for her to not hurt them
>"I SAID SHUT IT HO, MA BOO WANT TO SEE THA MA FUGGIN CLOWN MOVIE AND I GONNA GIVE HIM DA MA FUGGIN CLOWN MOVIE!"
>they leave in tears, only whispering "I'm not racist, I'm not racist, I'm not..."
James Gomez
Fucking pigs someone has to clean that up
Jackson Rogers
honey please, in my tribe we politely internalise that anger until we snap and shoot stuff up
David Barnes
>ROBERT! I KNOW YOU'RE OUT HERE COME OUT AND GIVE ME MY CHILD SUPPORT!
David Nelson
If you go to watch a movie in the cinema that is suitable for babies to go and watch, there is something wrong with you.