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Is that not how regular humans idle?

He's trying desperately to dodge the cameras.

Severe autism.

were they playing crash? he is copying the idles

Humans don't idle. If you don't know what to do with your hand, put it your pocket.

I was never a fan of this manuever, feels too much like I'm posing

putting hands in your pocket is the most beta male thing you could possibly do

>EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS WITHIN CREATION WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE EXISTS WITHOUT MY CONSENT

why isn't nobody paying attention to him lol

Shut the fuck up Holden

How do I unironically stop being a coombrain?

Yeah, I'm thinking he's back.

Get off Yea Forums. This site was literally founded by and for Coomers if you hadn't noticed.

Does anyone here know anything about Alvin/its_that_1_guy (the dude in the Stitch hat)? He’s best friends with EVERY pornstar, and after some deep digging I’ve discovered he’s like 43, married to some fat white lady his age, and works from midnight to 10AM at some UPS sorting center. I have no idea why he’s friends with all these girls.

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My guess is he's a great guy to hang around with.
Coomer Supreme if you will

>I have no idea why he’s friends with all these girls.
You gotta learn to just be yourself.

>I'm gonna put some coom in your eye.

Needs a black sun tattoo on his forehead

what the FUCK is his endgame? he has to have fucked at least one of them for it to be worth it

is this the orange face guy from sin city?

the shit you retards come up with... honestly

based

yeah I am thinking cooming is back on the menu boys

Can someone photoshop him like a clown, he would be the perfect Joker.

>NPC Programming glitching out

Too small, too much facial hair.

Whats with them all looking like their skin is plastic?

Guy should try getting into acting, he has a great look for movies.

a beta male wrote this

it just keeps going

She's trying to move across the room without getting in the way of the projector. I know this because i was in a narcissa stream and asked her specifically about this vid

GigaChad

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surely he would know then

not if you only stick your thumbs in, then it becomes insta chad

I bet it was fucking cool in his head

actually its total opposite, sticking your thumbs out is a chad move. its basic body language lmao no wonder you incels can’t get laid

it's not chad because you look like a doofus trying to look like a chad. You'd know if you weren't such an incel

I never said I was doing it faggot, this is how my hands are 90% of the time. not too humble not too cocky, its a perfect position

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if you have to consciously think about the way you're standing, you are not chad.

This, put them on your belt to assert dominance

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Maybe he's just a nice dude who went to high school with one of them or something

They seem fun

Americans wear too much makeup

Become a yurichad.

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E

>no Yellow Bastard edit

>broke 10 day nofap streak with a 3 hour power fap with an intermission today

please just end me

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Come on 4channel let's put our autism to use and find out who this based coomer is

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He's doing Crash's idles

How is that blue ink/graffiti on his mattress and his arm at the same time? I smell tomfoolery...

based zoomer

Too uncanny.
>when I blacked your brother, I talked just... like... this!

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DOBBY WANT TO SEE BLACK C00M

MASTER GIVE DOBBY COCK?

someone do ai potraits of him

He looks more like an older Mitnick

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Why is this guy so underrated?

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>this is somebody's father

He's the muscle of the blacked crew. You don't want to mess with him.

Asian Jango?

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>that glass bottle of gatorade

He looks like Bradley Cooper, put some hat on him and a bit of scruffy beard and you will see

His IG is full of him with high end Patreon stuff as well as collectibles
How is he affording that on a UPS salary

He keeps a delivery every now and then?

>father
>implying this ugly chinaman isn't still a virgin at +45yo
user...

Nice

Stop being so self conscious
Literally no one is watching you or cares what you do until you directly interact with them
Just do what makes you feel comfortable and worry about how you look when you're talking to a cute girl

Hes on drugs

I can visualise this guy getting into a fight with a giant broom

How does one become uncoomed? asking for a friend

Go to church, get a hobby, start exercising, and get friends (optional).

Thank you, I was expecting a meme answer but this is genuinely good advice.

Block yourself from porn sites and stop clicking on threads centred around women on Yea Forums.

>Narcissa
>her
His name is cosmo, Looney Troon.