Ladies and gentlemen... I've traveled over half our site to be here tonight. I couldn't get away sooner because my new meme was coming in at Yea Forums and I had to see about it. That meme is now flowing at two hundred replies and it's paying me an income of five (You)s an hour. I have two others bumping and I have sixteen baiting on /pol/. So, ladies and gentlemen... if I say I'm a meme man you will agree. You have a great chance here, but bear in mind, you can lose it all if you're not careful. Out of all anons that beg for a chance to shitpost your boards, maybe one in twenty will be meme-men; the rest will be redditors trying to get between you and the meme-men - to get some of the (You)s that ought by rights come to you. Even if you find one that has memes, and means to shitpost, he'll maybe know nothing about memeing and he'll have to hire out the job on a hotpocket contract, and then you're depending on a jannie that's trying to rush the job through so he can get another hotpocket just as quick as he can. This is the way this works.
Ladies and gentlemen... I've traveled over half our site to be here tonight...
are you talking about this
SIT THAT WOMAN DOWN
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This film had the most meme acting ever, it was laughably bad
You're laughably bad. The acting was fine.
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>I'VE ABANDONED MY THREAD!
>I'VE ABANDONED MY THREAD!
>I'VE SAGED MY POST
Based if true
>Acting makes you uncomfortable, as it is supposed to
>"I cringed so it was bad"
Have sex incel
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Was his Son really adopted?
you literally see his real father working for meme-man and getting killed in an accident at the beginning
also in the original script there was a scene where plainview tells benny his kid is adopted and he could never have them because his dick doesn't work, which is presumably one of the reasons he is as bitter as he is towards the world and focuses more on winning in business
this was dropped from the final movie, don't even know it was shot
Yeah, he basically used him as a prop in his marketing campaign to appear all folksy to the dirt farmers he was going to rape.
I hadn't put the opening scene together, thanks user.
I got that, but I wasn't sure if he told his son he was adopted to spite him or if it was true.
I AM A FALSE MEMER
SNEED IS A SUPERSTITION
Nice
LOUDER!
I DRINK YOUR DUBS
IIIIIIIIIIIIINCELLLLLLLLSSSSSS
IIIIIIIIIIIIINCELLLLLLLLSSSSSS ELI YOU BOY!
What did you think Eli’s sins where?
It was gay sex wasn’t it?
I SAGE YOUR MEME THREAD
>2019
>not abandoning your boy