Morticia Addams ruined a generation of goth girls.
Morticia Addams ruined a generation of goth girls
Yeah, my mom really liked her!
>*Angelica Houston ruined a generation of goth girls
She was quite ugly. Carolyn Jones was a goddess.
>ruined girls
She's in 1st place a good wife,housewife and in her twisted way a good Mother of two white children. .
How so? I liked Morticia.
Addams Family Values isn't an overall better film but the summer camp segments are so fucking good way more memorable than anything in the first movie. Also the best depiction of normalfags in a movie.
>Angelica Huston
>Ugly
U fuckin wot mate
Unlike goth girls, she was actually responsible and cared for her children and family.
>tfw no cute mallgoth gf named Karolyn
JUST
mallgoths all day
unless they're simply dressed like Christina Ricci as wednesday. i don't like all the accessories and piercings and tattoos.
Big Gothic boobies
Gomez Adams is Hispanic.
Houston was hot in both this and The Witches. Her nose is kino.
I prefer Goths, but Mallgoths are more fun to be around.
Addams doesn't sound very Hispanic.
I fell in love with Wednesday (no pedo) The casting was perfect for everyone in these movies but Ricci stole the show.
Is it morally wrong to have sexual fantasies about Wednesday if you were the same age as her when the movie came out?
Gomez does
It's a grey area. But if your fantasies about Wednesday are anything like mine she's the least endangered party.
My Uncle is called Emmanuel but he ain't french.
Theres a girl at my work who looks like a goth elsa jean. Perfect.
Edgethot has the best style but probably the worst personality
Just kys
ywn be dominated by mortica addams, bavmorda and siouxie sioux
>Face tattoos
>best style
God i hate niggers so much
I'M GONNA COOM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
I'M COOMING
COOOOOOOOOOOMING
Kill yourself faggot
But Morticia is personable, calmly cheerful, dreamy, and a loving mother
you heard him
Classic Addams was great though
The remake was hot garbage
Mallgoth for endless breeding.
His actually a Hungarian in the series with Spanish name.
At least goth wasn't infiltrated by niggers and (((them))).
Goths and emos are, by far, the most beautiful girls ever.
spread the truth, brother!
This.
fug
didn’t want to fap this morning
There's a picture of Linetrap at a con where this black chick I knew in high school is in the photo on the side, she went goth a year or two later.
>emo style will never return
I didn't know how lucky I was to live in that era as a teen
Too bad.
You can always go for one of those mentally ill girls who never moved on.
Any goth girl over 20 is borderline retarded and thinks clothes and music taste count as an actual personality
damn
she didn't have obnoxious piercings, tattoos or shitty skrillex haircuts; so no, no she didn't
Nah you don't want an old emo
it's more that there's no modern equivalent, there's just thots now
P O S S I B L Y arthoes but it's not quite the same
>heh, heh. Exactly as planned.
Well, you have Eugenia Cooney, the last young emo alive.
>2019
>STILL no big tiddy goth gf
What's God waiting for?
>alive
But for how long
Fuck
Last of her kind
For you to have sex.
Lydia Deetz>>>>>>
OH GOD YES FIIINALLLY UUUUUUUUUUUUU
She's doing fine now, so hopefully for a very long time.
This
Goth all the way, who wouldn't want to date death of the endless?
Agreed
The actor is Puerto Rican, but looks like a Castizo desu.
AAAAAARHHHHHHHGGGGGHHHHHH
The issue was that Goth and Emo/Scene girls died anyway. They got replaced by Nerd Girls and those weird hipster girls who could pass as dudes.
Why do I want to strangle edgethot
why does her face have to look that bad
Because you know it gets her going.
Oh god she's so fucking fat now
Yup, and she's a sweetheart, she must be protected.
men really have no taste hahahahahhaha
Here's your 30 year old scene girl, bro.
Women can't be doomers, they are mostly emo/art hoe/thots that fetishize "depression" (as if they know what depression feels like), sadness, and some surface-level nihilism. It's that same nihilism that pervades zoomer humor ("I'm still a piece of garbage/ Oh my God I wanna kill myself/Fuck my life" and so on and so forth; spend time with zoomers and you'll hear a lot of this).
Of course, there are depressed women out there but men still want to fuck them. Doomer men are unfuckable (good thing I'm one)
You will never pass.
Emos weren't depressed, most I've met were pretty upbeat girls.
They were just their own subculture, followed specific bands like MCR, played Kingdom Hearts, etc.
a man of supreme taste
This thing wasn't Morticia Addams, it was Rodent faced Jew in black
This
>Women can't be doomers
neither can men, it's not a thing you can be like a baby boomer. zoomer is made up too
you fucks take any one funny thing "30 year old boomers" and drive it into the fucking ground, it's incessant, you're worse than reddit.
plus chicks can be anything their boyfriends are, they're cock chameleons
>t.400 lbs morbidly obese ugly goth
This is a goth thread.
If you are gonna post emos, at least post big tiddy ones.
The lesson here is that pretty white women look pretty in every circumstance and every fad.
Nobody has images of fat ugly girls who think a black wig and a leather jacket will cover their flaws. Well there's plenty of those women.
Okay.
80s fluff all the way
We need more goth girls in this world
I don't know.
Pic related is the one in here and she looks meh when not in goth mode.
the only version of this that works post-wall is mallgoth because they are perfectly fine with cosmetic surgery and they put on tons of makeup. they basically become bimbo goths later in life.
Anyone else notice how goth/emo girls always have the nicest feet? I wonder if it’s the footwear. They never expose their toes to the elements and so the nails really never get damaged, and their soles stay soft and don’t develop calluses.
This.
I would die to protect that smile bros
We need proof of this.
c
You better.
>goth thread
>no minx
Shameful.
who?
Newfag pls go.
No shit
tell me who she is
A man of culture :')
Hannah Minx, newfag.
Boxxy-era big tiddy goth grill who had a youtube channel.
i hate zoomers so god damn much
BAAASED
god, her tits were perfect
Can't find the titties out version of this anymore. Her name was Holly Dark, right?
>y no mallgoth gf
Not sure, I think its Ivana Hyde.
This is true. Anjelica Huston looks like a nose with a body bolted to it.
Carolyn Jones was the original goth gf everyone wanted.
me in the left with pink shorts
Didnt she get murdered or something?
No, she just got married, got pregnant and retired from Youtube.
>Hispanic
Oh no! Not 100% European ancestry, anything but that!
Definitely not her.
Shouldn't you be making a Brie thread somewhere?
Also kinky as fuck and ride-or-die committed to her husband
>two white children
/pol/ their race is irrelevant
Sansa Stark in black is fucking beautiful. What do you look like? I'm guess your weight starts with 200 or you have a penis.
Replacing Grandmama with Carol Kane for the sequel was a top-tier upgrade, that chick was born in the wrong decade and should have had a much bigger comedy career than she did
Using a Gameboy as a fashion accessory is even dumber than 90s rappers with wallclocks as necklaces
Painfully thicc
Girls, girls... you're BOTH pretty. I wouldn't kick either out of bed.
That being said, best goth is still Elvira.
More like saved. Morticia and Gomez is probably only good example of a relationship in history of television.Showing wholesome supportive relationship between two people massively in love with each other and their children and rest of the family.
Based and Redpilled
a dodger of ovens
Why?
Depending on the material he is either hungarian or Italian.
Honestly, I think she's much hotter like this. She looks like a real human being you could talk to about something other than Tim Burton.
>autism face tat
spot on
Don't forget Lily and Herman in the Munsters. Funny how the only stable marriages in TV from that era where both parents were alive were two shows about fucking monsters.
that's because joke in most shows was "husband dumb, wife angry, children annoying" and both Addams and Munsters joke was being an opposite of regular sitcoms so they change it into pure wholesomeness
Hope she didn't get hot water all over herself
Nah, Wednesday Addams did. Wednesday is the go-to Halloween costume for basic girls with no personality. That and Mia from Pulp Fiction.
Why can't mall goth still be a thing
I miss MySpace sluts
Now it's all nigger culture
She wasn't goth. She was a weeb/scene girl at most.
for me, it's Texas Presley
WHY CANT THIS HAPPEN TO ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Unironically this. I have always had huge crushes on them. But I’m a beta bitch normie and never stood a chance.
Is that Brie larson? What is this from? She actually cute like that
Bring that skinny for that long probably did some irreversible organ damage. It’s good for her to be bigger now, but anorexia is like alcoholism: you don’t get a clean slate just because you beat it.
t. former and current drunk
What happened was that the whole radio emo music trend died, so the kids all transitioned to pop punk which is hot garbage so all the chicks started wearing boring clothes and getting pixie cuts and fucking 30 year old boomers in the "scene" who played in some garbage band that sounds like The Wonder Years but "like totally has their own sound" or they just moved on to mainstream pop. Scene girls stuck around a little longer because of the metalcore/post hardcore garbage but emo chicks were better anyway.
Zoomer isn't made up, it refers to gen z kids you drooling mong
BIGGER
I'm full on doomer mode and I have a gf.
But we're only together because we can't pay rent alone haha its really awesome to feel love dying everyday in an atrophied time-sink of misery that will inevitability collapse in on itself
MY NUTS ARE QUAKING
In the original show, he is from Castille, Spain