You wake up tomorrow and you’re Patrick Jane, what do you do?

You wake up tomorrow and you’re Patrick Jane, what do you do?

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have sex

But he’s a volcel

Lick Lisbon's feet.

>Lick Lisbon's feet.
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>you’re Patrick Jane

Criminally underrated show.
Pun intended.

Hypnotize those teen boys again and bring them to my bed

Watch the newest episode of Psych to get ideas

Ewww that’s gross

>Ewww that’s gross
if you gay

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Masturbate in front of full-length mirror.

Hot.

I watched up to season 6. It was a great run but I want to know the episodes where Jane's starts showing explicit interest in Lisbon. As in that he realizes that he likes her and makes the moves on her.

RED JOHN then drink some tea

Why was he intent on trolling people instead of simply solving the cases?

I remember seeing billions of ads for this on tv but i never actually heard anyone talking about it.

Mindfuck women into fucking my genitals.

>i never actually heard anyone talking about it
That's because you don't have friends.

Onions clave en estas investigaciones

kek

>Wake up on my mattress
>Put shoes on
>Stare at face painted with my wife's blood
>Go to work
>Lisbon's shouting about some shit
>New case
>Arrive at crime scene
>Girl's hair smells like dandelions
>Ah, obviously she's a ballet dancer and her father killed her because he realized she wasn't his
>Don't tell that to anyone
>Make tea
>Insult random people
>Troll Rigsby
>Troll Cho
>Troll Van Pelt
>Come up with some dumb fucking ploy to make killer admit guilt

In no way am I a homosexual, but Simon Baker is the most beautiful man on earth

He hit the wall sooner than lisbon.

imagine thinking that unironically

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Who’s smartest, Patrick Jane, Adrian Monk or Gregory House?

Fuck Robin Tunney

House is best educated, formally and otherwise
Jane is the most clever

Yes you faggot, Even Lisbon looks better right now.

This guy would make a great Dr Who. People called Baker tend to be good Dr Whos.

the latter part of season 6 deals with this but i would not watch it if i were you. second part of season 6 is arguably the weakest part of the show, but season 7 is pretty decent.