In all seriousness, what would you have done in this situation?

Have fun in jail.

call the police

kicked Louis's faggot bald ass and fucked his date in the restaurant

call him on his bluff and tell him to fuck off

say "I've never gotten my ass kicked... and that's not changing tonight kid"

Just calling the cops is perfect because you can ruin his night, and you look like the adult which pisses off him and the hole that wants you to fight.

By the end, I'd do exactly what Louie did. In the beginning, wouldn't have told them to keep it down. I am not going to risk my life over some short term nuance.

Double leg, pass his guard, darce choke.

Tell him he's a kid and to fuck off and go back to my date but stay on edge so if he decides to take a swing I don't get knocked out and can retaliate freely.

Louie unironically did the right thing, very redpilled in how the woman reacted though, goes on to show you how sexist against men women can be.

>bully walks up to user
>fat faggot starts quaking in fear but stammers out "d-don't get cl-close to me i swear, i-i'll fuck you up"
>Chad walks closer to user when user swings at him
>the punch is weak and has no power behind it as user is trapped and sitting down in a booth
>it bounces off of Chad's arm harmlessly and Chad grabs user's hand without any effort
>with a swift motion Chad breaks user's fingers with a snap
>as user shits and pisses himself in fear, Chad calls over his buddies
>Chad and his buddies kick and curbstomp user as hard as they can as he weeps and tries to curl up into the fetal position
>They walk out and you wake up in the hospital hours later with permanent brain and body damage
>Chad calls his lawyer daddy and gets you arrested for assault
>you get assraped by feral niggers and junkies for decades while Chad walks free
cope

Tell him to fuck off. He's wearing his school jacket so I can easily find him and sue him.

It's all about time and place, Op. The second he says
>I don't really feel like it , user
After he tries to press himself on my date I would rise out of my chair and tell him to fuck off to his face. Guys like that rely on trying to dominte a social situations do if you challenge them at all they usually fuck off. If he escalated things from there i'd get my date out of there and leave the place and leave it up to the business I was at to deal with them.

If that faggot really, really persisted and followed me outside and onto the streets then I would have to fight him. As long as it happens in a public place then my date isn't really in any threat and I have a fair chance of having this antagonistic cunt hauled away from me by the crowd or some other bystander who also wants this guy to shut up. If he isn't broken away from me then, well
, it's a good goddamned thing I lift , run, and casually box for fun. A man should know how to fight and take care of himself physically.

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Start shrieking in a high pitched voice until he's weirded out and leaves

I woulnt have calle them out because thats stupi.

I'd start masturbating.

tell the manager he was being mean.

>*Please don't kick my ass" is the right thing to say in this situation
Yeah it's not. If anything that's the best way to actually get your ass kicked

get him to start the fight, tell him the last time i got my ass kicked is when i beat the ever living shit out of some dude would have died if not for his band of matching faggots outnumbering me

Call the police right in front of him. I wouldn't be in this situation anyway though.

this episode was fucking fantastic

Louie's cancellation was a gigantic loss in all honesty

Cry and shit myself

Based

Im petty sure I broke a man's nose in a bar once because he hit on my friends gf and pretty much called me a pussy. We paid in cash already and left immediately after I hit the guy. I've never been to that bar again. Felt pretty alpha eve though it was a massive cheap shot.

>I am not going to risk my life over some short term nuance.
?

Ask the boy if he's just going to stand there talking or actually do something. Repeatedly encourage him to do something or leave.
99% of the time the whoresons of alcoholics and druggies like him just walk off. If he actually makes physical contact, maul him with the fury of 100 retards.

Act like he's not there and wait for his microscopic attention span to lead him somewhere else.

Ask him when was the last time he got raped

>white people aren't niggers
Then you haven't lived in white trash neighborhood. They can act like niggers if they want to.

@Ink Para Libertad Libertad Libertad

Viva La Raza!

>if they want to
that's the key difference
niggers can't help it

>motion my hand towards the snub nose revolver holstered in the inside of my waistband
>rest my shooting hand on the grip
>calmly put my other hand up creating a barrier between us
>"take a step back buddy"

not even the most whit trash neighborhood is as bad

Don't listen to these Jews. They want to subjugate men's right to defend themselves and their women from unhinged and hostile attackers and replace it with the very Jewish court system. If someone threatens you, you kick their ass. That's nature's version of justice.

I don't know about that, there was a lot same shit happening in that neighborhood what does happened in average ghetto.

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also

based chad btfo that whining rich fat cuck fuck. fuck these spam threads

imagine writing all this out and then ending it with cope
how much more pathetic can you vicariously masturbate?

Probably just suggest to my date that we leave