Our main story tonight concerns

BASED AND SOCIETY PILLED

BREXIT

Animated child porn in Japan.

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FUCK YOUR CONCERNS. YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

>the flavored vaping epidemic

You can't do animated any more in Japan. It has to be 'she's 20 really' shit. Drawing is fine.

i'm sure he'll bring up article 13
any day now......

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>Because letting Donald Trump dictate foreign policy is a bit like letting BoBo the chimp perform open heart surgery on your grandma
>*crudely photoshopped picture of an orangutan in surgical gloves and a surgeon's cap pops up on the screen*
>*pause for audience laughter*
>Sure, it's cute to see the little guy use his feet like hands and pretend he's a real person, but when you realize there are actual lives on the line it becomes FUCKING TERRIFYING.
>*audience cheers*

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Yee...haw

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Do you actually write for the show?

What quote

>White people, why are they still not dead yet?
>*Applause*

sneed

Trump.....
>audience is silent and leans forward in anticipation
is...
>audience starts giggling, thinking about what is about to come
bad.
>audience bursts into applause, laughing so loud that their faces turn red and spit flies onto the stage. Several people fall unconscious as they're unable to breath properly due to the constant laughter
>5 minutes later as everyone calms down the audience stand and begin clapping hard enough to draw blood

Wanna hear a joke, John?

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*blocks your path*

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So basically incels are now using this meme to threaten talk show hosts? Fuckk you people are pathetic...

What threat? Fuckin schizo

Remember when he wasted ten pounds of raisins to make some labored analogy about how Trump is the greater of two evils?

Fuck you John, I like raisins.

White people and why they suck

the benefits of cooming

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Don't play dumb. The scene where the Joker asks the host if he wants to "hear a joke", then shoots him in the head.

>liberals still pushing sharpie gate claiming millions died because of a trump tweet, yet trump is the unhinged madman.

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How can you threaten someone on the internet?

SNEED and why is Yea Forums obsessed with a 20 year old Simpsons episode.

>whether Britta or Annie is the hottest

Boyhood is liking Annie, Adulthood is knowing that Britta just needs a strong man to set her straight

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Yes you can.

Oh yeah I went there America

I actually don't mind him him, he's slightly informative and lukewarm

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my fucking sides

at least shop his head on better fucking retard

Holy shit dude, you should apply just so you can sneak 13-50 jokes in somewhere, somehow

Spot on

CURRENT YEAR

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Our main story tonight is what does Donald Trump have for dessert??? It will infuriate you!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU CANT TAKE TWO SCOOPS
YOU CANT WATCH JOKER
TWO SCOOPS AND JOKER IS HARMFUL
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

having gay sex

JANNIES. Specifically those on the image boards Yea Forums and 4channel.org.
Jannies have a salary of $0 a year! That’s a rate of $0 an hour!
That’s like a clown FUCKING a donkey: it might look funny to you so the clown’s technically doing his job but the donkey’s getting fucked for free and no donkey likes to get fucked for free by a clown.
YOU HEAR THAT YOU SICKO CLOWN?! THAT DONKEY DOES NOT ENJOY GETTING FUCKED BY YOU SO STOP IT, CLOWN. STOP IT! STOP IT, RIGHT NOW!

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I watch his show but it's pretty embarrassing when he is self-aware about his own cuckishness. There is a thin line between self-deprecation and being an actual cuck.

Seething tranny

>even the shows writers hate him

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Lmao

The worst is colbert. What comes to mind recently is when he made a jab at the character James Bond because in the new film, the first to have a female 007, he initially tries to seduce her... that’s right, James Bond tries to seduce a woman.

Colbert is married, imagine what he’s like during sex

>resetera

>resetera

please be bait

>Trump colluded with Israel!
Whooaaa, that was a little anti-semitic, don't you think, Oliver?

>IM GONNA SHOW you TWO SCOOPS bITCH
>ah
>AAH
>ONE
>TWOO SCOO-
>IM COOOOOOOOOMING
>AHHHGBHBHBHBBLARHGHGHGHGFhffhfhfhhgghghfhfh
>Ah that was great honey, let's watch some re-runs of Hillary's campaign speeches.

these dubs

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DONAHLDO BLAMPH

i want to murder this person. I hope he gets what is coming for him

>imagine what he’s like during sex
these people merely follow an editorial slant. he probably fucks underage whores on the daily

>Bulge

ZION DONAHLD TRUMPLESTEIN!

it’s amazing, the only good humor these libs can generate is when they are satirized for their shit humor

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former football players from Boston go to Japan?

jewish overrepresentiation in the media

>>>R*ddit

You replied to my post 8 hours late and I happen to be back here. So guess what? Fuck you, I still like it. Redirect yourself back to >>>reddit so you can downvote my opinion you 1 word replying simpleton.

cringe

Cringe yourself to death you troglodyte fuck.

yawn

D-do I have too?

Seethe

ZOGNALD ZLUMFFFFF

Seethe

dilate

Seethe

dilate

based

Seethe

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Dilate

God I wish it was him

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Reddit

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Rest in hell you peasant

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Seethe

Still at fag levels, 4 times the normal baseline.

This man is correct.