Try to make it as an actor in L.A

hes fucking shit no wonder the cunt is homeless

youtube.com/watch?v=fW5B6ZrHkCE

making homeless people perform is disgusting, just give them your money or ignore them

this is him, 40 years later

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It's just Thomas Jane researching a movie role.

Bill gates?

homeless
afraid to get a job

Serves him right, he should get a real fucking job.

those are dogshit impressions, no wonder he's homeless.

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>give them free money
work for it

>standing around outside without a shirt in the sun
>zero tan
>zero burn
Fake and gay

He's clearly well rested and washed recently.

>Be outside all day getting sun
>Don't have to wear a shirt or give a shit about appearance
>People give you free shit all the time, including money
>Get to just act like a jackoff all day if you want, making people laugh
>Go home to your nice 1bd apartment at night, well fed, and count your money that all the idiots gave you

Seems like a comfy life.

Holy fucking shit. What happened? Drugs?

Do you give homeless people money?

If in car, mostly no. If they approach while I'm on foot I feel trapped and give in, mostly.

Bbc game was too strong that it tore not only her pussy but also her house down.

I knew a guy who tried doing this right out of high school. Couldn't even land a role as an extra. Ended up moving back home and never heard from him again. That was like 15-years ago.

He's been busy after the role of a lifetime.

this reeks of someone pretending to be homeless to go viral

the heisenberg impression wasn't even good

The Jesse Pinkman one was pretty good though but yeah that Walter impression sucked

Not anymore and true story that happened to me 5 years ago

I have this super crush on this new cute coworker. Asian girl nice body and super sweet. Been hitting it off and I offer her a ride home one day and she said yes. So I'm driving and see this homeless guy and I wanted to impress her and make her think I'm super nice so I roll down the window and stick 5 dollars out. I never did this before and just really wanted this girl to like me. The guy comes over and next thing I know he pulls out a gun and tells me to get out of the car. And takes my car and drives off and I found out later by police raped and killed the girl. It was super awkward I had to do a bunch of police interviews and I had to tell my job what happened with the new girl. They couldn't give me back my car for a couple of weeks and I had to basically clean that thing up and down. The guy is doing life in prison though , but I'm never giving money to homeless again.

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This would be really funny if it had actually happened.

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Am I supposed to think that because you said it?

Link police report

That's what I'm wondering.

Was he even moderately talented?
If you have no talent and no Judaism and do that you're insane. It's remarkable to me how many completely terrible actors with no talent or instincts think they can make it.

Same way these faggots are falling for that dumbass story jesus christ buck up you stupid cunts.

because he's literally a child like most of this board

What story?

Clever but no.

This

What?

But they were captain of high school drama club!

Who wants to bet it's just their camera man who grew a beard in a hot parking lot?

its literally impossible to not land a role as an extra. you say your age and gender, and theyll email you.

its 75 bucks PER DAY so its not big loss for them to have you sit doing nothing for 8 hours, feed you lunch, and send you home if they didnt like what you looked like.
my buddy got me on the email list, i literally got a paying gig without any effort, i got an email, decided i liked the actors in it (insurance black guy was one), and said im showing up, heres my name for the check youll mail me. this was years ago so i dont remember how i got paid they could have done cash for all i know

MILES ALLEN

that isn't even good, no wonder he's homeless

followed by a youtube series about "homeless in Los Angeles" and a career pivot into social media influencer

California homeless aren't homeless as the rest of America would understand it. It's more like drug camping and legalized anarchy. San Francisco gives these pieces of shit 500 dollars a month to live in an RV on your street and terrorize the locals and tourists alike. They stay in the same spot for literally years at a time, with no hassles from the city or law enforcement, dumping their sewage/free needles down the storm drains and only leaving to eat and score.

>I'm not homeless, I live in my car, shower at the gym and work a day job!

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that's not sad that's based. he's really talented.

hollywood is all nepotism and this guy is probably too talented to kowtow to their bullshit.

What the fuck? You enable them for making you feel uncomfortable? If you’re not getting mugged then what the actual fuck are you doing

I used to but it's not a good idea. I did buy this black dude food once, because he asked me for food. He was really awkward about it and didn't even thank me.

Great story, total bullshit but man you got me.

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Because they don't want food.

If you're a soft ass white boy he would probably rather take your car your money or your poop chute

reminds me of this classic viral video
youtube.com/watch?v=6rPFvLUWkzs

HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

no

>waste

lmao that state is a joke.

Never. I will sometimes give them fast food. I'm not going to give them the money they'll use to get more drugs.

Why do you think it has such enormous debt?

youtube.com/watch?v=CdqMZ_s7Y6k

Why not give them homes?

They aren't moneyless.

I can ignore homeless people in my car but in person I feel bad if I ignore them and give them money.

>Well kept groomed beard and hair

I hate OP so much

They wont remember you exist in 2 minutes regardless if you give them money

the public pension system and profligate spending on the billion-dollar level. the homeless shit barely makes a dent, and a lot of it might come out of your local taxes.

only to men

some dude does make little homes for homeless people. they're like big dog houses but they have real doors that lock and a window and keep your shit safe and out of the rain.

Yeah but I feel bad that I'm not homeless and they are and give them a couple dollars.

He just wants his family back

lol tru

Thomas Jane said he was homeless and had to turn tricks for cash.

Only the ones that are obviously helpless i.e. missing limbs/appendages. Once I gave like 20 bucks to a dude with no ears and one eye sewn shut.

I was more alluding to the fact that the state is extremely poorly run and just throws mountains of money at inefficient ways to deal with problems whilst ignoring many real issues and tangible ways to deal with them.

based

Pretty easy to be homeless when the COL is astronomical and keeps rising. Drugs help but rent is just too damn high in LA and Cali in general.

no. fuck the """homeless""". Every bum i've seen is full of shit. I live in the suburbs, 25 miles from major city's downtown and we have """homeless""" begging for money at the highways exit ramp. It's a middle class, all white area. Fuck off. Downtown bums are crazy though. But they survive without begging. They just want to talk to themselves as they walk around.

The ones that beg in front of entrances to stores are the absolute worst.

the state cannot manage "real issues" and would be wise to avoid all such "issues" and just stick to doing it's job instead of wasting people's money on endless scheming and waste. the state is just really absolutely horrible at fixing "real issues". as you correctly identify.

the solution is for the state to stop trying to do anything except govern with restraint, keep the courts open for business and maintain national defense.

I feel bad for the homeless but there is a shelter and soup kitchen in town, but they would rather guilt people far away from those places for money. I don't hate them but I don't interact with them either. Every time I gave a hitchhiker a ride they left an awful smell.

This, their conditions are demeaning enough.

Holy shit you gave them rides? I would never do that.

God no. I carry change most of the time and when one of those shitstains bothers me I say sorry I don't have anything on me, making sure to make the change in my pocket jingle while they can still hear it.
Fuck homeless """people"""

That and choosing drugs over paying rent.

I would only give a hitchiker a ride if she was alone and female and hot. She would probably steal my car but I'd do it anyway.

This, I see a homeless woman and just think that she has many more options than being homeless. Become a prostitute, goddamn!

I used to work for a supermarket doing carts in the parking lot. Basically fuck panhandlers at private business and don't believe anything they say. We used to get this fucking faggot come round every day telling people him and his wife's car broke down and they just needed money for a hotel. They did this for a year and they lived only a couple blocks away. There were a whole lotta lying faggot motherfuckers panhandling and I used to have to be the guy to chase them off the property every single goddamned day. Man fuck that job and fuck panhandlers.

Why didn't you just call the cops everytime instead of having to interact with them yourself? The cops get paid more, let them deal with those bums.

This is fake but being a homeless actor in LA is perfectly realistic. 90% of actors are basically wageslaves with a sidehustle and a dream.

>privatizing everything works!

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>90% of actors are basically wageslaves with a sidehustle and a dream.
At what point does one let their dream die? Is it a certain age, a time or an indiscernible point where it finally sinks in for a person that it's not going to happen?

Do you hear yourself? Calling the cops is for emergencies.

We would if they got aggressive and wouldn't leave but the problem is as soon as they see you see them or go inside they'd leave the property before the cops could ever arrive and the cops aren't going to sit there all day waiting for them to show up. Also the cops didn't really give a shit unless they were being violent or stole shit.

Loitering isn't legal and you can call the cops for it.

Ayyy bruh how many layer of neoliberal propaganda are you on bruh like just privatize everything bruh the free market with fix it bruh lol just wait.

Fuck no. If you give homeless people money you are a faggot redditor

John Hamm told himself if he can’t get steady work by 30 he would give it up

it often does work. i'm not crazy enough to say we should privatize government functions like courts or police; the entire point of government being in charge of those is it's an impartial third body made up of humans but governed by laws. if it were left to private interests corruption of a more overt sort than lobbying would rapidly entrench itself.

They would probably save money by constructing large scale apartment complexes and just giving it to them but that would piss the real estate jews so no.

Not really, cops show up to diffuse all sorts of situations. Or escalate them, as is their want.

People should involve the police in less bullshit but loitering outside a public property after being told to leave is illegal and a valid reason. you should call the cops instead of potentially getting involved in a fight with some hobo.

What does it being middle class and white have to do with them loitering lol they'll go where they please they're not gonna average the property value and move the next town over if it's too high lol.

Sad? It was all his choice. There are millions of people trying to be an actor, and most fail. If you can't realize before it's too late it's not gonna happen, and get the fuck out, or get a job (a job to survive on in a city the size of LA is not hard), then it's all on you.
He's probably one of those special snowflakes that thought he'd hit town and be discovered right away, and delivering pizza or pulling kegs as a bar back is beneath him.

You mean more overt lobbying than we have now?

Kotor 2 taught me to never give money to homeless people

There's also tons of work, working for temp agencies that hire people to tear down sets, or paint them, to clean up lots, shit like that. It's shit money, but you'll survive on it, with roomates. Getting a job, any job, is easy in LA. You'll eat shit, but you will anywhere. Most people on the street want to be there, usually because of drugs or alcohol. This guy could get a work as a warm body at any of the temp agencies for security, demo work on remodels, shit like that. Hell, Disney will hire most anyone to sweep the sidewalks.

How tf do white men even become homeless? That's like failing on Recruit difficulty.

Did he lose all his inheritance on gambling or something?

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I'd rather be a white homeless person than a worthless nigger for the rest of my life. KEK

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There was no need to bring racism into this. It was just a bit of harmless banter and you had to ruin it with your bigotry.

Only in the sense that he has no home.

Lobbying is literally a legal method of introducing corruption into the government. It seems almost inevitable than any government run by humans will have corruption of some sort. It's either undocumented, spontaneous corruption of the sort engaged in by petty officials in countries with weak central governance, or the organized, systematic corruption known as lobbying, very common in systems with strong central governance.

I'm a hopeless libertarian and I fantasize about a government that isn't craven. Like Grover Norquist, I believe the only solution is to get the government to a size where we can drown it in a bathtub.

This guy has gel in hair. Fuck off with this "homeless" bullshit.

Cucked by hobo

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Not since I saw some homeless guy pull out his new iphone to check his messages. I used to give them cigarettes when I was quitting but still bought a pack drunk.

should have stuck with being a professional food server

based

even most charity organisations say you shouldn't give homeless people money, you're not helping anything by doing so

No because who actually has cash on them nowadays.

Always up for sharing my cigarettes though. I buy them cheap from airports (travel a lot as my fiancée is greek) so i don't care if i hand a homeless guy one or two

but there so sad though user some are 60 or older and it snot there fault they lost everything

a dude approached me while i was walking (with headphones in) near a gas station, obvious panhandler from the get-go, said he was a veteran and actually bothered to flash me his VA card or something. he said he wanted cash for cigarettes because they help his PTSD (lmao). i gave him a $5 bill, said "would this help?" and he actually paused before saying "...do you have any more?"

>afraid to get a job
literally me

OP is a faggot
dude's an actor
his IMDB: imdb.com/name/nm4080426/

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=32&v=rDlHqrCb86c

I'm in Spain now. Every single supermarket has exactly one black guy/girl that are usually dressed okay, will ask for food when you've done your shopping, and will follow you to your car to get the €1 that's inside the shopping cart

$500/month? I live in Cali and have never heard of such a thing. What program are you talking about?

Learn to play an instrument to fund your crack habit or go foraging or hunting for your pelts

sounds like a san Francisco thing

I am convinced that nearly every one of them is either a lying sack of shit trying to nab easy money from gullible people or just drug addicts looking to fund a high, so no.

If you are really, truly destitute and want to make a better life for yourself there are places you can go to.

he's kinda hot. why isn't he whoring himself then?

based

he clearly is look how clean he looks besides the beard which is all groomed

Worked at a subway, this homeless aboriginal lady came up begging for bread, shes pregnant, whole soap story. She wore me down and I gave her a loaf. Immediately dropped the act. No thanks or acknowledgement. Hope she poos her pants

Here most of beggers are gypsies so no never. They even go in the mall and ask people for change while sitting in restaurant.
Most of the time they feel entitled to your money.
Once i was eating with a friend at McD. That hideous fat smelly gyspie and her fat kids come to adk us for money while we were eating.
I told the bitch to fuck off and keep her kids on diet. She got mad and threatens me to call all of her men to beat me because i some how made fun of her fat ugly kids. (one waslike 12 in a troller)
They are all nice and shit till u say no. But i did enjoy eating
In this world and age if you can't sustain yourself you really deserve to die of hunger.

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money? fuck no, they'll just drink themselves to death or shoot themselves up
I've bought them a meal a couple of times

adulterated alcohol. Just give them that with a big smile.
You make someone happy and you clean your streets.

No. Pretty much all homeless in my country are druggies/alcoholics, or Eastern Europeans/Gypsies who do it as a legitimate profession.
I already pay a disgustingly unsustainably high amount of taxes in welfare each month so these people don't have to live on the street.

Not based at all pussy

What country? Know that feel though, People think gypsies are like they are in hunchback and the real world is very different

there'd be no point. they'd just trash the apartments. Have you seen what happens in Europe when govs give gypsies housing? They completely destroy it.

No
I live in the hypercentre so the place is pack full of homeless guy, most of them are notorious drugs addict, I see them shooting up heroin in my parking lot.
I have a few homeless story
One night I came back from a party at like 2 or 3 in the morning and the guy was just sleeping in front of my door, his needle still on the ground
Since I know they are ridden with disease and he was in the middle of his fix and could be crazy as fuck I just politly asked him to move so I could enter (never touched him obviously). The guy groaned and barely even moved his body so I could push the door and enter
Another time I wanted to go to my friend place at midnight, so I came down my parking lot and there was this homeless girl in the stair, she had a spoon in front of her and she was just sleeping in a sited position, I just went around her.
She actually could have been dead for all I knew, I wasn't going to touch that shit.
I do give them tobacco for cigarette when they ask but I never give any money
Recently I was going to buy food for me and my pops and this guy accosted me and used his usual sob story about how he was hungry and thristy so I said I'm going to this fast food (the place was just next to us, like barely two feet) and I said ok I'll go there I can take you something to drink.
He was like yeah but it's expensive you're gonna pay much
Yeah whatever I'm going there anyway do you want something to drink or not ?
Then he already start to ask for more (not like politely asking but more like "what about something to eat ?")
Yeah I can take you a burger or some shit
Uh noh, fast food place is disgusting, there is a kebab near this place
At this point I just walked out on him and entered the fast food joint
Motherfucking entitled junkie
Serves me right for pitying them

Didn’t believe the don’t trust gypsies meme until I lived next to a family of them. They were cool at first until I realized they were breaking into mine and the other neighbors houses and pickpocketing us. They had eight families packed into that house. Everyone smoked even the kids. What made them this way?

It's literally their culture. Any attempt at rehabilitating them as a people would just be met with cries of racism.

I used to be homeless and had an android phone because I wouldn't give it up, it's too useful of a tool to combat the situation. Having a number to get a job, doing little surveys for money where wifi is available, keeping sane. Really useful. You don't instantly become a mutant drug addict freak the moment you become homeless.

Anyways one day someone gave me some cash and later came by and mugged me and took my phone. I learned while getting mugged because they were talking shit during the mugging. Apparently they saw I had it when i pulled it out at some point and got pissed they gave cash to some guy who was well enough to have a phone.

I'm extremely paranoid and don't wanna lose anything else I own so I try to be discreet when whippin out the phone but it wasn't good enough.

So I don't always believe every story about homeless having a brand new iphone. That story is so damn common and pops up in homeless discussion that just the perception got me rocked.

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Theres a newfie drunk I give 2 bucks to everytime im downtown cause hes funny. If the guy is high when he asks I say no.

Being white and non-jewish, thinking he could get acting gig in 2019 (((Hollywood))). How can you be this naive ?

But gypsies aren't white. On top of that, you could make there be some sort of screening process to root out any miscreant that would destroy the buildings. Let the rest of them rot. I knew a few hobos when i was younger that were actually pretty good people but were just batshit insane and we don't have asylums for them anymore. We need something to replace them.

France... I mean Africance.

>Didn’t believe the don’t trust gypsies meme until I lived next to a family of them.
The good goyim syndrom.
It used to be like: prove yourself first before i trust you then it is trust them dont be racist.

imagine the smell

>having white Male privilege
>still ends up on the streets
How

Obviously didn't want to suck a Jew dick or be fucked by a nog while Jews watched

>tfw sitting in my car in store parking lot by myself and some guy comes up to me and asks for money
>tfw pull up to gas station and guy next to me immediately asks for 10 for gas "he really needs it"

i dont give anyone shit. bunch of fucking morons.

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kys retard

last video is from 2013. he's gone man...

thats why the success will be sweeter. not everyone can be at the top.

There's nothing noble about being an actor. Therefore there's nothing sad about trying to become an actor and failing. Fuck this guy and 99% of homeless people. They're not fit for society and should be purged. There are few people who are homeless due to a string of bad luck. They are the ones worth helping.

How you not running the planet with a multi-millenia head start? Humans first appeared in Africa, and yet Africa is the biggest shithole on the planet.

Did it ever occur to you that "white privilege" is earned and those who don't work for it end up like everyone else? Or that people are tribalistic and tend to stick to their own, no matter what race we're talking about?

I used to live and work in downtown Chicago, which like most leftist major cities has a shit load of bums on a lot of street corners. Not too many tents though, most of the tents are centralized on lower Wacker street, which is underground. I passed by at least one bum every day of my life, that's no exaggeration. The answer is no, I never once gave them a cent. I did however ask every single white bum I saw if they wanted a cigarette, I would seek them out. I've been right next to buns when they've been given both food and money. When I'd ask them if they wanted a cigarette their eyes would light up and they'd smile ear to ear; I've never seen anything else get that kind of reaction from them. I have never even acknowledged a homeless nigger, in fact I've totally ignored them quite a few times after I gave a cigarette to a white bum right next to them and they think I'm about to give them one too.

Out of all those times, only two have ever refused a cigarette from me. One asked me if I had any weed instead and got angry with me when I said I didn't. The other was a suspiciously chubby neckbeard with an equally suspiciously clean shirt and face. He actually scoffed at me and said, and I'll never forget this, "ugh, I don't smoke. Do you have any money?" I am almost certain that this faggot was some college student paying $1,500 a month for a 500 square foot apartment, writing an essay and doing research about the trials and tribulations about being homeless. First of all, all fucking bums smoke. Second of all, even if they don't smoke they can trade cigarettes to other bums for things like food and not getting raped. I see right through your lies, faggot.

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how 2b homeless
>gym membership with shower
>propane camp stove
>sleeping bag
>cheap car sleep in walmart parking lot

Yeah
>inb4 they just buy drugs with it
So? I think I would if I was homeless.

No. There is one street corner I often pass that always has a panhandler. I give him a look of utter disgust every time I'm stopped at the light.

reminds me of allowed gypsy spots here in europe

I saw a homeless nigger today panhandling in front of a "now hiring" sign at a local business. Homeless people don't want to work, they want to live off your labor.

>California homeless aren't homeless as the rest of America would understand it. It's more like drug camping and legalized anarchy.

At the right time of year. I don't think you're completely right but you're also a long way from being completely wrong.

and rape white women

Always the question, no? I'm a giant leftist but I'd trust a gypsy no further than I could spit them.

I'll probably homeless soon, I can't find any job and my parents will kick me out. Not in california though so I'll die before next year.

>car
how do you pay for insurance or get it registered without a home adress

NOPE

Exact same happens in Italy
That and a shitton of blacks at parking lots who point out the free spots even if you never asked them to and ask you for money in return or try and coerce you into buying their stuff (mostly boxes of tissues and shitty bracelets). Most of the times they're aggressive as fuck about it too

Blonde hair looks weird.

isn't it like 10 degrees at the lowest in southern california? You could sleep outside year round

enjoy your life without tissues and bracelets giuseppe

it's that or killing yourself because life isn't interesting

The military is always hiring

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lel I'd rather be homeless than having to live 24/7 with other retards while some other retard yells at me

And this right here is why homeless people deserve nothing

>I can’t find a job
>gets offered a solution
>oh, well not THAT job
Join the Air Force if you don’t want to join the military.

I'll take any job. I'll cary boxes around for 15 hours, anything. But if I join the military I'll hang myself within a week.
It's the same here, plus I think I'm too old for it anyway.

you mean the branch that's hugely, ridiculously backed up with applications? seems to me they're doing something right

>if I join the military I'll hang myself within a week

Not in the USAF you won't. Unless you're really morbidly obese and can't cope with its relaxed PT program.

>It was super awkward

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>it’s the same here
I meant that the Air Force is more of a corporation than a military branch.
>backed up with applications
I believe it. They do take care of the airmen pretty well.

I refuse to believe this bro,

>there are only two branches of the military, Army and Navy
>the Air Force is a corporation and the Marines Corps is a cult
okay boomer.

If they tell me they'll buy booze with the money

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No I meant the army/air force/navy is the same thing where I live, there's bootcamp which I'll never go through
I can't live with other people all the time

There was this black dude who would wander around the bars downtown asking for donations for the “United Negro Whiskey Foundation”.
Now that is how you get change out of me.

Do you ever not think about race?

They all have the same boot camp? Interesting. Where do you live?

Ewout (Genemans), the guy in the video, is a notorious con artist and exploiter of people who need mental help.

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No. They're very crafty in London, you need to be careful. A lot of the beggars aren't actually homeless, and are Romanians who live 5 to a room bringing in more than 100k a year.
Some try to sell you things, like packets of tissues at inflated prices. If you offer to buy them food they make excuses and say they ate, but will use the money for food later.
I'd only ever genuinely help a homeless woman that I thought would make a good wife, but by the time they get to the streets they're no longer virgins and are probably on drugs or tattooed.
Might see about going to China and finding a good peasant woman to bring back.

France. They're not sharing a common boot camp across all branches, it's just that it's basically the same thing. While in the US I'm assuming the chair force is called that for a reason.

How many posts are you going to make in this thread?

Sometimes

Ah. Yea, I’m not familiar with the French military so I couldn’t speculate. I’ll believe you though. And yes, the branches here can be very different.

>waste

Your a boring cunt

French "military"

>just go become another gear in military industrial machine and hopefully die in the dessert
Yeah what lazy fucks not wanting to do this.

This...

Most working class ppl are two lost paychecks away from homelessness.. Most homeless people don't start out junkies

If you have no other option you can't afford being picky
Being picky is exactly why homeless people are homeless

Lose your job? Just sell your organs! Just suck off dirty old men! No? YOU FUCKING ENTITLED SCUM YOU DESERVE TO DIE LAZY CUNT

There is an extremely low chance of dying in the military nowadays. Plenty of benefits and plenty of non combat jobs. Not every military job is carrying a rifle and going on patrols.

I’d love to die in dessert. Drown in cheesecake. Go sledding on ice cream. Tasty.

>mugged me and took my phone

youtube.com/watch?v=bfhXfawkeOc

EH? EH?

>joining a peace time military is the same as selling organs or prostituting yourself
ok retard

Yeah, that military whose parade set Trump flabbily boiling with determination to have an American version for himself.

You chose to be a fucking beggar you get no sympathy.

>Not every military job is carrying a rifle and going on patrols

not even most, it's 75% "tail" 25% "teeth"
except maybe in the USMC with its extremely serious "every Marine is a rifleman!" policy

How do you charge your phone while living in the street?

That's the kind of thing Christian Chandler would say.

>extremely serious every man a rifleman policy
that’s funny. You are joking, correct?

How do you pay for the gym membership or the car insurance?

>Imagine having to explain all that shit to your boss
wew lad, feel bad for you.

no. it's why all the Marine Corps cooks and clerks were able to give the Japs such a fight on Guadalcanal

Why don't I ever hear stories about homeless going full on innawoods survive or die? Can those skills be learned through experience or do they ha e to be taught?

As much as I’d like to think they’d be able to hold their own, there’s few things are cringe as hearing a POG say “every marine a riflemen, I have infantry training” because they spent a few weeks at MCI. The Marine POGs are still better trained than their other branch counterparts, but I kind of thought you were familiar and was being sarcastic.

Because theres no meth or heroin in the woods.

what benefits? I'll earn a shit wage and be at the exact same point at the end of my 7 fucking years contract

Yea, I was speaking of the US Air Force. Sorry bro.

Did he finally come back?

Never. I do give homeless dogs food

lol epic. you got away scot free

I'm friends with a conveince clerk that works night shifts. I'll trade food stamps for tobacco/whatever.

He'll let me use an outlet to charge my shit. I also use the library.

>t. sleeps in his car

Never

it's amazing how white men could even become homeless. Like how do you fuck up THAT hard? You have your whole life given to you but you choose to make the worst possible choices

What other reasons would anyone else be homeless other then being a junkie or mentally ill?

Being fired from their job? It only takes two or three things to go wrong before you end up in serious hot water.
Say you're ill, your insurance doesn't cover it and you can't afford the medical bills. You can't work because you're ill and they let you go. Now you're in trouble. You can't make rent and get evicted/the bank sells the house.
Boom. You're homeless in less than a month.

isn't it better being brown in muttlandia with all the college oppertunities you get

abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/video/robert-pattinson-reveals-he-is-homeless-24127359

Robert Pattinson is homeless too.

>americans

Don't fucking give anyone money. In this world you have only yourself to think about. Everyone else can fuck off.

yeah it happened to me bro, except the hobbo was shia leboeuf who did a badtrip while training for a role as a tranny homeless vigilante for the next MCU movie
its sad how a great dude can turn so low :/

There's only 3 homeless guys in my city that I know of. All of them use the money to buy booze. I even told one of them that they can have a sausage that I bought but he declined.

just move in with your parents

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truly, a liberal utopia

he just wants his kids back

God, that finale where he turns out to be an even bigger creep than Nathan.

but thats what beaners do and whites have too much pride and jewcum in their ears to do that. they'd rather die pennyless, broke, and white than move in with their parents. that wouldn't be very white of them.

I found a place online where you can buy Monopoly money in bulk. I always carry a second wallet full of these notes to give to homeless/in case I get robbed. If any of them ever question me about I tell them it’s a metaphor.

Im america, yes. Not in the civilised world.

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>has 4 movies to his name that are not shorts
>actor
he made like 5k total from all of that combined