You braves alright.
Don't go to vision lodge tomorrow.
You braves alright.
Don't go to vision lodge tomorrow.
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Is there any Native American kino? I mean other than Hell or High Water.
>rain dance into kinoland
>sun sets as I become one with seat
>"Chief Kinoplex is running with buffalo here!"
>tribe chants great chief Kinoplex name
>smoke signals and sing break out
>moon face woman shouts like owl "he cute like squirrel, strong like buffalo!"
Brave and redskinned
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Wind River
Who most powerful kino-shaman? For me, it Hair-Like-Clouds. Great Spirit send him terrible visions, he filter many pleb.
Times you act like Heyoka, Lakota trickster hero
>at reservation
>see sign allowing smoking of peace pipe
>dont smoke peace pipe
KOYAANISQATSI
some of you redskins are all right
don't go to the ghost dance tomorrow
Brave and redskinned
Why are all these squaws dating palefaces?
AINU SPIRIT VISIONS BEST VISIONS
CHEROKEE SPIRIT VISION TOO MANY NIGHTSKIN, LONG-NOSE AND TWO-SPIRIT
AINU WOMAN BEST
CHEROKEE WOMAN HAIRY LIKE BUFFALO SMELL LIKE WET VULTURE
AINU WOMAN SOFT LIKE EAGLE FEATHER, SMELL LIKE MAIZE
I MOVING TO SAKHALIN TO ATTEND AINU HIGH SCHOOL!
Love my women to look like Apocalypse.
What flavor of listerine goes best with disney flicks?
back to ApacheBravery subteepee
Little Big Man
Three peace pipe rotations into pow wow and chill and she gives you this look. What do?
>woman greater than 18 corn harvests
She's Haw Haw is spoiled look like roasted buffalo. Get passed around by Apachads.
Kawnee tribe is best.
how accurate is Wind River's portray of modern indians?
For me it Big-Fires. My favorite vision was when good Totem Man hit bad Totem Man!
I take squaw's son tomorrow to spirit lodge for Totem Man 2
She walkum down the trail of bones and have light skinned papoose.
Fool, Big-Fires is immature charlatan. His visions are for boy-cubs and not smart men. He make lots of fires but tell no good stories.
>NOOOOOOO SPIRIT QUEST ABOUT DEEP SUBJECT LIKE CHIEF CRYING OVER ENVIRONMENT OR ARRIVAL OF PALEFACE!
Have vision quest
I got you White Brother Mi'lliGhahn.
>Clear Cut
>Dance Me Outside
>Pow-Wow Highway (classic)
>The Fast Runner
>Rapanui
>anything Ira Hayes subject
>Smoke Signals
>"Buffalo Bill and the Indiansn or Sitting Bull's History Lesson"
>A Man Called Horse (3 in the series? )
>Little Big Man
>Thunder Heart
>Stay Away Joe
>Skins
>A Map of the Human Heart
>Billy Jack
>Jeremiah Johnson
>Turok
>Chato's Land
>The Greatest Story Never Told
why can't they be more like kookum?
>paleskin offer beads for tribal homeland
>accept knowing they are worthless
HEYA HEYA HEYA HEYA
kookum more like cuckum, Laughs-Like-Hyena
Lol ok elder
First fire sticking in amerca done by pale face incel. Big think.
kek
Geronimo
Ւհᐊᑦ ᑦհե ֆᐅcᒃ դᐃդ յոᐅ ᔪᔅᑦ ֆᐅcᑭᖕ ᓴյ ᐊբոᐅᑦ ᒻե, յոᐅ ᓕᑦᑦᓪե բᐃᑦcհ? ᐃ'ᓪᓪ հᐊᕝե յոᐅ ᒃᓐու ᐃ ᒡᕋդᐅᐊᑦեդ ᑦոᑉ ոֆ ᒻյ cᓚᔅᔅ ᐃᓐ ᑦհե ᓇᕝյ ᔅեᐊᓪᔅ, ᐊᓐդ ᐃ'ᕝե բեեᓐ ᐃᓐᕝոᓪᕝեդ ᐅᔅե ᐃᑦ ᑦո ᐃᑦᔅ ֆᐅᓪᓪ եխᑦեᓐᑦ ᑦո ւᐃᑉե յոᐅᕐ ᒥᔅեᕋբᓪե ᐊᔅᔅ ոֆֆ ᑦհե ֆᐊcե ոֆ ᑦհե cոᓐᑎᓐեᓐᑦ, յոᐅ ᓕᑦᑦᓪե ᔅհᐃᑦ. ᐃֆ ոᓐᓪյ յոᐅ cոᐅᓪդ հᐊᕝե ᒃᓐուᓐ ւհᐊᑦ ᐅᓐհոᓪյ ᕐեᑦᕆբᐅᑎոᓐ յոᐅᕐ ᓕᑦᑦᓪե "cᓪեᕝեᕐ" cոᒻᒻեᓐᑦ ւᐊᔅ ᐊբոᐅᑦ ᑦո բᕆᖕ դուᓐ ᐅᑉոᓐ յոᐅ, ᒪյբե յոᐅ ւոᐅᓪդ հᐊᕝե հեᓪդ յոᐅᕐ ֆᐅcᑭᖕ ᑦոᖑե. Բᐅᑦ յոᐅ cոᐅᓪդᓐ'ᑦ, յոᐅ դᐃդᓐ'ᑦ, ᐊᓐդ ᓐու յոᐅ'ᕐե ᐸյᐃᖕ ᑦհե ᑉᕆcե, յոᐅ ᒡոդդᐊᒻᓐ ᐃդᐃոᑦ. ᐃ ւᐃᓪᓪ ᔅհᐃᑦ ֆᐅᕐյ ᐊᓪᓪ ոᕝեᕐ յոᐅ ᐊᓐդ յոᐅ ւᐃᓪᓪ դᕐուᓐ ᐃᓐ ᐃᑦ. Յոᐅ'ᕐե ֆᐅcᑭᖕ դեᐊդ, ᑭդդո.
jeremiah johnson
Fuck white people and fuck their Asian black and middle eastern pets go back to your continents
based anti-Wendiigo chanta
>paleface says to stop ghost dance
>stop
HEY YANN YANN HOYA HOYA AUGAUGUAGUAGUAGA
>get tax break for being injun
>still pay appropriate taxes
WHEN THE LAST TREE IS CUT DOWN
Hey Victor! I remember the time your dad took me to Denny's.
Last of the Mohicans
>living on a Dry Rez (alcohol use, possession and sale illegal)
>Go buy cases of beer from another tribal member bootlegging next steet over
CALL HIM 'DRUNK'N IRA HAYES, HE WON'T ANSWER ANYMORE, NOT THE WHISKEY DRINK'N INDIAN OR THE MARINE THAT FOUGHT THE WAR
Is Native Americanposting a new meme?
Based and redskinned
SHAMAN PABWE
I'M CHICKAHEE
The Revenant minus the flashbacks, floating wife and that one Pawnee dude who had his mouth CGI'd in. Otherwise a very captivating movie with really good costumes, environment and pacing.
Check my repeating knots
Is this a true story? Lol
>see squaw in high moccasins
>pitch big tepee
>not go dance around with war paint on
>instead go home and lay with folded over beaver pelt again
LET THE PILGRIMS HIT THE FLOOR
When she ride cock canoe many moons, it time get going
Why don't squaws swear on the sweetgrass anymore before their bannock has dried and they have jumped from the buffalo jump? Too busy making pemmican with chad peltface
Its like eagle feathers dont even matter anymore
brave and also redskinned
Almost forgot
>WindWalker (infinity times> windtalkos)
>ᚲᚰᚰᛋᚬ
>ᛅᚩ ᛋᛏᚩᛀᛖ
Some of you savages are alright. Don’t go to Pine Ridge Reservation if you live in the Black Hills tomorrow.
Fucking savages, kill em all.
>Many Pain?
Pretty accurate. Though the movie had white guys be the villains whereas in real life the real rapists and murderers in the case were mainly Arapaho.
>prepare tribal ritual for water make
>throw paleface custard pie into my face
>walk with spirits onto paleface rake
>"I am positive that my day cannot get any worse"
>water dribbles fall from sky
>ritual success
>women offer up wolf penis and sky hawk beak as payment
>all is good with tribe
Kek
For a Brave like me? It is this smoke signal
She tall, like Redwood tree!
Paleface woman suck spirit from body. Great spirit demand you find docile red woman.
>Go Kinotee reservation watch scary-like-cougar movie
>It has jumping coyote scene
>Not slow burn like peace pipe, prairie-cold, dark ghostly shamanic, mind-scalping, Sioux24 studio, spirit questing, descent-into-buffalo-den, totem angering movie like the great spirit intended
Halt Teepee-Always-Empty! Great Spirit say No Lone Braves in vision lodge.
I am Black Man of the Arapaho and I disapprove this thread. Ai-ee, my heart is upon the ground.
>teepee-always-empty
Pops-with-corn, or “Robert” as the white man calls you, I am trading for two beads, for me and another brave in the vision lodge. He just isn’t here yet.
Red Hair German Woman see what you did there.
What tribe think of latest smoke signal from kino-shaman Guards-Ovens? It shocking portrayal of savage southern tribes.
Guards-Ovens make good vision, I also enjoy Passion of the Manitou.
brave and redskinned
Great Spirit can go fuck himself
Tree and Bear Spirits say Paleface Woman bring good fortune to tribe
Guards-Ovens bad man. Make fun of long-nose-cherokees. Dont he know about Apache killing them in smoke teepee?
Over the years I’ve noticed there’s an unusually high amount of native americans on Yea Forums and Yea Forums in general, far more than any other internet community I’ve ever been in. Why is that?
*Blocks your path*
*Teleports behind your tipi*
Heh, nothing personnel, parnd’ner
Hostiles
not much else to do on the rez except drink and do drugs
>believing in holo-anisqatsi
Next thing you say believe Trail of Tears is real! Or Wendigo!
Long-nose-cherokees say six hundred grand-Nez pierce were killed in smoke lodge in holowastaquoyik. Six hundred? Too much for a red man. I doubt holowastaquoyik story of elders.
Forgot image
*hits you with a 50% combo*
You will not harm Tribe, Erron Black
Who greatest kino-shaman, Watches-Her-Walk, Toma-hack or Hair-Like-Clouds?
>an unusually high amount of native americans on Yea Forums
You think? Because it's a problem we just don't have I often mention it out of spite in "tfw balding" threads but I swear I feel like the only one. I'd give a lot for representation on the sort of scale that made for a "lel ur tribe is shit you eat dogs also Utes steal women to make them black" dustup.
What tribe are you?
They weren't noble at all.
Horrible pricks that raped and murdered settlers. In spite of highly developed diplomats attempting to find peace with them. They answered with an arrow, we answered with a gun. I'm Chippewa and Cherokee. I notice those don't get spell-checked.
Fuck them. Shitting in the woods with no toilet paper and a lot of tears boo hoo. Yeah, you suck.
Mescalero (Apache).
Live on the Rez?
wtf was his problem
*disables you with macahuitl*
Plains tribe only fit for sacrifice to Sun God.
Trying to LARP so some soldiers that could kill him in two seconds. These guys aren’t King Phillip or Tecumseh.
Not anymore, although I got no further than Santa Fe. You?
White man from New England, I was just reading about reservations in the past week and stumbled across this thread. I always wonder what Rez life is like, most of the time it sounds miserable, like desolate parts of rural white america does, other times, and less often people say “Eh, it’s okay. Beautiful landscapes.”
It was very bad in the eighties.
People were selling the doors off of their publicly provided trailers for beer money. Not even kidding. It's like a video game except these are actually people that are selling their front door and toilet.
>I always wonder what Rez life is like, most of the time it sounds miserable
Up your way you'd have at least a couple for the Iroquois, surely?
>People were selling the doors off of their publicly provided trailers for beer money
I knew one guy who didn't survive an encounter with the Rez garbage truck.
Just pirating this buffalo, kemosabe.
*Breaks your Back*
Sun God Tribe only fit for Wheelchair!
I want to see the front door that came from an Indian reservation, situated right at the front of a black home. Then we can combine the ironic circle. The best move is not to care.
Brave, and dare I say, redskinned?
If you say so, Signor de Corti.
brave and redskinned
this fucking thread
Never seen an Indian Rez in my life. There are no Indians around here unless you count like Mayan Guatemalans
AI-EEEEEEEEEEEE THIS NOT NEWEST A24-CHICKASAW, SPIRIT-REDEFINING, MYTH-SUBVERTING, BLEAK-HARVEST, DARK AND EERIE, VISION-DRAINING, GUT WRENCHING, AESTHETICALLY HEAVY CRAFT BY POST-WIITIGO AUTEUR WITH AN ART-TEEPEE EDGE, WARPIPE-INDUCING, SUSPENSEFUL BUILD UP WITH STRONG BRAVE DEVELOPMENT AND GRADUAL ESCALATION FEELING , BONE-CHILLING SLOW CAMPFIRE WITH “SAY MORE WITH LESS SMOKE SIGNAL” APPROACH AND SPIRIT-SHAKING, BLOOD-CURDLING, SKIN-WALKER AND NERVE-WRACKING EXERCISE IN PERSISTENTLY LOOMING DREAD WHERE TENSION AND ANXIETY OF PALEFACE BLANKET PERMEATES EVERY FRAME AS MOVIE REACHES ITS NAIL-BITING, JAW-CLENCHING AND PARANOIA-INDUCING FINAL QATSI, FREE OF ANY CHEAP SCALP-GORE, CARTOONISH CGI OR INFANTILE SUDDEN WOLFJUMP HORROR VISION-QUEST AI-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Brave and one with the moon
>make weaving
>show to tribe
>wrong-spirit complain that there no wrong-spirit in weaving
how to deal with wrong-spirits?
I'm really surprised. I'd certainly taken for granted a crowd as well known (and noisy) as the Penobscot would have one.
Don't make regret-signal if you join A-Lee-Monee tribe and manhood is drain forever like summer flood wash away beaver dam
Yeah we never hear anything about Penobscots. I know about the, through historical study but it’s not like New Mexicans or Arizonans who are familiar with the huge Navajo Rez.
We must not forget “Bear-whose-shit-is-fucked-up” and his scalping.
Where are these people originally from anyway? Are they closely related to spics? Why are wetbacks doing much better after colonialization, but not these featherheads?
brave and redskinned
>tfw no indian horror movies like bone tomawahk
It sucks.
>*hits peace pipe*
>*ahem*
>FUCK WHITE SKINS
>FUCK SOUTHERN TRIBES
>FUCK AINU
>FUCK LONG-NOSE-CHEROKEES
And most of all
>FUCK CHIEF CLEAN-TEEPEE-FOR-FREE
Good thread, worthy of smokeums and buffalo fur
Extremely brave and redskinned
>The Greatest Story Never Told
Don't think I didn't notice that
>he cleans teepee for free
I have more respect for tribesman who trade away Manhattan Island for handful of fiddle faddle than member of Jaw-Nee tribe. At least he get some wampum.
Pocahontas make roof of teepee wet with seed
>he no want woman who paint big smug DAMAGED lip
t.p. can't handle bant or society
Ainu are pretty chill and barely exist dude leave them alone. My heart goes out to those people.
Seems about right for the next star wars movie.
Pale-man Cloud-mane great for scalp. Not so great for dark vision nightmare.
I wet my buckskin cloth big time during Mullholland Journey.
you must be fun in smoke circle
Brave and wise like hawk.
Big AIEEE
Who scalp you?
You must be fun in smoke circle
Have vision quest, Empty-Wigwam
Based like Chieftan-base and red like Apache tribe.
cumscalp
Winnetou
And here folks we can see another episode of Yea Forums fucking a corpse of an already dead meme.
"""my bad"""
that movie is fucking horrible
Chief Cringetown white skin cowman visible, wematin.
Brazil?
Grug no understand big feather tribe
Southern Jungle Tribe > Northern Plains Tribe
This vision makes my little sparrow big sparrow
Aztecs make great city of Tenochtitlan
Sioux live in teepee with horse
Buffalo skin eqal big bucks, Grug.
Me say invade redskin village. Poison waters.
>massacre that lives on in infamy
>150-300 injuns and two dozen friendly fired white retards
20th century boys scoffing at these digits
might as well scrub it from history
Strong, like redwood.
Big Chief manykino say movie should be free, like buffalo
Southern jungle tribes build great constructions made of shining rock. This female has built great structure between my legs, also made of rock.
My tribe don't like niger-skin. Niggerskin go away or tribe will kill and just like the powerful puma eats little monkeys.
Fuck niggers. And fuck paleskins for introduce the niggerskins to our land. The nigger is a plague and our tribe don't like niggerskins.
Brave & redskinned
hunt
Brave and redskined.
It's worse. Rural junkie towns slowly dying after their local industries did is shit, but combine susceptibility to addiction, loss of culture, a long chain of parents with fucked up lives creating more parents with fucked up lives and reservation governance having almost total leeway to swindle public funds from the public that a flyover statesman could only dream of, and reservation life is generally as miserable as it gets.
Injuns would probably be pumping out blackpill kino like post-Soviet slavs if they weren't even more poor and perpetually intoxicated.
scalp
WAS GETTING CAPTURED PART OF VISION QUEST?
Asking all the right questions
CRASHING THIS GREAT EAGLE FATHER
WITH NO FEATHERS
BRAVE AND REDSKINNED
wampum free
>I have killed many Mexicans; I do not know how many, for frequently I did not count them. Some of them were not worth counting. It has been a long time since then, but still I have no love for the Mexicans. With me they were always treacherous and malicious.
—Geronimo
Little Big Man
It has to be Chief Licks-on-toes.
what do you GET when you combine a PEYOTE-EATING LONER with A TRIBE that ABANDONS him and treats him like a PALEFACE?
For me, It's Squanto
Brave and red-like-blood pilled
Brave and redskinned
Fucking dirt worshipping HEATHEN!