>there are actors lurking the boards right now
Anything you want to say to them?
There are actors lurking the boards right now
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what movie was the dog in?
Hey Goose
im so horny and lonely
Expose your jewish employers.
I like to smoke pot and play NES games on an emulator on my modded Wii. Also I want to have sex with Brie Larson a lot.
How much does freya and millie moan???
Cavill, stop with the WoW faggotry and come to FFXIV.
Jonah Hill is a cool dude
Met him in NYC a month ago
Dudes fit as fuck and hilarious
Easily my top 5 all time now
Love you Jonah
sup Cavill
It's over.
Throw a water bottle at your personal assistant and can them a loser. Just ruin their day and make them cry for no reason other than the fact someone on the internet told you to.
Stop, Jonah
Asking as an actor, why do you have a name on an anonymous forum?
ET VOUS PARTEZ
Gemma Arterton I get butterflies when I see you posted on Yea Forums
Please marry me Emilia i'm 6'2", 245 lb and 5% body fat
Me
You
Hell
In
A
Cell
How much boi pussy do you bang on the regular?
jews are subhuman
Henry you're a cool dude.
Ezra if you're lurking please post dick and asshole pics
you madlad making anons think you want cunny
Nice dog bro. Be sure not to let it and your gf alone on the same room, trust me
He was great as Superman. Shame he didn't get good writing to go with his performance.
I don't even like the bitch, but I would never say no to sex with a big-titted blonde girl even past her prime.
I assume a lot of actors come here because it's 100% anonymous and they can actually shoot the shit about something they're obviously passionate about, but it obviously can't be boomers because 4 is too complicated to use.
Cavrill I'd believe. Ezra I'd believe. Jonah Hill doesn't look smart enough to text his way out of a paper bag. I assume a lot of chicks post here, in the movie star equivalent of lolcowdom
post body
BASED TAKER CHAD
MMMMMMMM THATS BADASS
what games? lately ive been playing blaster master (kino soundtrack), captain skyhawk, bionic commando and jackal
I use my Wii to play everything, I love it
>because it's 100% anonymous
>mfw
Are you Emilia Clarke?
Yes. How was the casting couch?
nice cat
CALVO de Superman
Thats a nice dog, please pet him in my behalf
based Emilia poster
What a crazy universe. I don't smoke pot, I'm playing PS2 games emulated on a PC, and I would rather have amazing sex with Rosamund Pike.
Lately been playing Trojan (just beat a few days ago after all these years), Spelunker, and the Japanese only Namco Star Wars game. The one with the black-haired Luke.
>captain skyhawk,
underrated game, a tad short, but underrated. It's hard to one-try that level that starts out fast, so I usually die at least once and then can pass.
Mr. Cavill, I aspire to be like you. I find you to be the pinnacle of human male handsomeness.
no homo of course. maybe a little
>theres a meme of me going around Yea Forums
I love you guys.
>I don't smoke pot, I'm playing PS2 games emulated on a PC, and I would rather have amazing sex with Rosamund Pike.
Understandable, cringe, and *checks on google* SHE'S FUCKING 40!?
hey Randy Quaid
stay classic, Paul.
MIDGE
what do you think his chest hair smells like
It's a movie called Your mom got fucked in the ass by a dog
It's the Return of the Jedi of consoles, it has everything that you need that makes you love games, but people think it's weak somehow.
The majority of you are getting famous being live-action cartoon characters. I know the pay is good, so unless you're doing it for the money, doesn't that bother you?
It does. In the end, we're all the same. All stuck in the cycle.
>unless you are doing it for money
thats literally what actors are doing. its a job you retard, of course they do it for the money. stop acting like playing dress up and pretend is some super noble thing, they literally are doing what 8 year old kids do for a living
What ever happened to the Screen Actors Guild?
fuck my ass daddy.
It became the Sneed Actors Guild
>calling someone a retard when you're being literally stupid
You fucking dumbass nigger, some actors act because they enjoy acting and the art of it.
>big titted
Come on now
yeah, community theater actors. no hollywood actor acts for the sake of acting, or they wouldnt demand such big paychecks
henry please push warner to make mos2 with snyder
What did the Joker say? If you're good at something never do it for free.
Well if the actors are just doing a job and don't really give a fuck, why does everyone on this board? If the people doing the acting don't care about the job they do, why bother throwing a shitfit over some performance on some schlock piece?
I'm a background actor, if that counts.
For real though, do any of them actually browse here?
Yes yes it does.
Where can we view your body of work?
did you have to audition or get casting couched?
How do I become an actor?
To based actors: Stay based no matter what.
To not based actors: Try to be based.
To actresses: More lewd scenes and don't be afraid of showing feet.
As an actor, this is based.
There are two types of men who like tits:
The first is happy with anything a C-cup or above.
The second considers anything below E at least a Titlet.
I think we each know where the other falls on that scale now.
Maisie, I love you
JUSTIN! How can you post here of all places!? You'll never work in this town again.
You've been a surprisingly good friend, I'm glad you added me on Discord on a whim since you've been a good buddy to talk to.
Oh, well uh, very rarely do I make any shots in the final edits for movies, and all the shows I do seem to end up getting canceled. I've done a couple dozen productions but have probably 10 seconds of actual cumulative screen time.
I follow several facebook casting agencies and submit if I fit a role. They know me by now. I've never actually had to audition for anything. In fact I have a calltime tomorrow for a show.
Dubs of truth.
Are you any good?
When it comes to walking from point A to point B nobody is better
Well then you have to go for the more physical roles obviously. Oh remember to always have a tan.
How's the pay?
Cavill AMA on Yea Forums when? Or are you too much of a pussy because of Yea Forums's controversial history? Let me tell you dude Yea Forums is pretty tame and clean comparing to Yea Forums's past. Just stay away from shithole sites like Infinite Chan those are truly places you wanna stay away from.
I actually do it for free.
Jannie detected.
If you wouldn't suck Cavil's dick, you're a faggot
Tom Welling was a better superman and arguably he never even was superman.
excellent taste, i must say
Depends on production. Some roles are $10/hr, time and a half after 8 hrs. Others can be a flat $150. Stand-in might get a flat $300.
Most of us have other jobs, of course, and do it because it breaks up the monotony of life.
I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH WILLIAM SHATNER
THIS!!
yo Shatner...please...give us a sign you're out there
I would never host an AMA on Yea Forums-shitposting. See you on /out/.
>Why yes I do derail comfy simpsons threads, how could you tell?
>Looks down
>Whispers No
tfw you'll never have henry cavills candida growing in your tongue
>not a SINGLE actor has publicly been the first to call out pedos or rapists in hollywood
they're all spineless brats
Fuck off Kahn. We have serious problems here.
WE DEMAND AN AUDIENCE!
Thank God I'm nearly as good-looking as Henry Cavill. I'm a sperg who would get treated like shit if it weren't for my looks and I'd probably be a homeless junky right now.
maybe it is not as widespread as the blogs you've read told you.
Ryan your a cool guy and I wish I was your fren :)
>be ultrarich
>probably have tons of social connections
>flocks of humans want to fuck you
>post on Yea Forums, a known racist, homophobic, hateful website
no.
Oh I didn't know hollywood producers lurked this thread too
mr frodo did. mr frodo is based.
That is Henry's dog, Kalel.
are we graced with your presence once again?
Checked for sneeding Cavill.
Also please MOS 2, Snyder cut of JL and James Bond. Lastly maybe somwhow return for Mission Impossible.
Me on the right. I'm an ageing tranny btw.
get a real job
If his dog bit me would it hurt?
good pupper
Why don't you ever do anything about the Jews?
Whoa how'd he think of that name?
Poor Henry.
This guy got paid for this shit and probably still gets work. Hollywood is nothing but nepotism all the way down.
I'd prefer Henry is the one that bites me.
GIVE ME MY MONEY!
SHOVE YOUR TONGUE DOWN MY PEE HOLE WITH PASSION FAGGOT
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Don't let anyone ever bite you user. Ever!
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>pain or tenderness on or around the wound
isn't this almost negligible
here's a pic of us together
Yeah. PAINT MY FENCE.
are you sneed?
Jamie Kennedy.
Please come back and be Superman again.
I believe this.
>I want to have sex with Brie Larson
Yuck.
I'd fuck her and we can swap toe fungus
She's really not that bad looking. It's not like I want to fuck Leslie Jones. Brie is just boring but her body is on point, especially the tits.
And I have toe fungus.
Why the fuck would I care what some random person online has to ask me?
It's his dog that he likes taking on walks.
>She's really not that bad looking.
Sure
nigger
This
>Cavill lurks Yea Forums
What did we do to earn this??
Well it all goes back to the first crusades...
Christina Hendricks if you are here please please please do a topless scene. I want to see your milkies so I can make white pee. Only has to be topless nude, you don’t need to show vagina. Please this would be for the best
Jonah I wish you and your new wife all the happyness in the world
Yep and I'll post body if you do
Fuck that, the only test of reality is shoe on head,
>* Spell Broken *
Henry, if you're here in this thread, please, for the love of God, tell anyone who will listen that you want to be James Bond. Meme the casting into reality. They're on the verge of making the next Bond a black guy or a woman, and you have to appreciate how we can't have that. Nip the wokeness in the bud and start talking about how you want to be Bond. Cozy up to Barbara Broccoli, too. Make the old bint love you. It'll be cool, you'll get to wear tuxedos and drive Aston Martins and handle guns. You'll love it.
Be molested as a child so you need to act to escape your shitty self.
Dane Dehann posts here. So does Shatner
I wouldnt be surprised if Cavill did because he was a WoW fag long ago
>the yanks are absolutely bonkers i´m afraid
Feldman?
Freya moan is sweet while Millie moans like a whore
Wil Wheaton lurks here jsyk
She's gotten better with age.
Please fuck me daddy Cavill :3
Dear mr Shatner I love you v much
all actors are narcissistic faggots and should be put down, there is a reason they were on the same societal level as prostitutes in ancient greece
Impossible, no one would perform labor for free.
Was that Dane DeHan AMA from a few years back real, Yea Forums or was it a joke?
hey cavill, how tight was freya? did you enjoy popping her cherry last week?
>You will never get spit roasted by Cavill and Kalel
Sadfrog.png
He looks like a fucking ogre, as a roastanon any girl that has a crush on this mongoloid is basic AF
t. Timothy Chalamet poster
cope
this, and he's like fourty and bald and stars in capeshit. that's like four strikes for me
No
Love you too, Ray
Fuck he's mogging me through the computer screen FROM THE PAST
holy fucking kek, i hope i see someone wearing these someday.
So what's the evidence he lurks here again?
Thank you for all your hard work giving me entertainment to enjoy.
>you just know
>not including the full quote
>budding business
What did he mean by this?
Bri Larson def posts here cuz she's a narcissistic cunt
Henry how big is your cock?
wish i had his personality.
Yeah that's what they're staring at
>Why the fuck would I care what some random person online has to ask me?
Show some proof by providing a timestamp.
Is Cavill a cunnyposter?
My agent once gave me a list of websites that I should avoid visiting/posting on or, at the least, not to let people publicly know I visit, and Yea Forums was right near the top. I wanted to find out why and liked it here so much that I decided to stay.
I'd probably never get work again if other people in the industry knew I posted here, even though I've never said anything that could get me in trouble. I also make threads about and bump my own films to gauge entirely unfiltered reactions from people.
Holy shit this sounds real. Are you well-known? Give us some films you've worked on.
Impractical Jokers should do a live stream where we help the jokers make the challenges
other websites on the list?
I liked your Michael Malice interview
Shout out to our girl lizzie moss
Is the "connections" meme to work your way up in Hollywood a meme or is it real?
Also any screenwriters? How do I get in?
bite me!
I'm well known. I'm only in this thread to tease and I'm not stupid enough to say anything that will potentially give away my identity.
It was years ago and I don't have the file anymore so I can't recall specifics. Most of them were politically and racially themed forums, some were news sites with comment sections, but the vast majority were sites that host pornographic content.
why have i seen this posted 3 times now
the first image, then the reply saying
>>not including the full quote
whats your endgame?
50cents for a lemonade? Holy fuck that is steep. Kid on my block sells it for 10cents.
Out of sheer curiosity have you met celebrities whom you thought were nice at first glance but were assholes? Who were they?
Please hold me Henry
did you know harvey was bad before it went public?
>ITT: LARPers
What's with the hat, big guy? What's under it? Not much, I'm guessing! Bahahahaha.
Good thing you tend to choose roles that require wigs! I wonder why? Hahahahaha.
Holy Shit, now I think Yea Forums is my own private line to the stars, CAVILL, USE FORCE, MAKE A GOOD SUPERMAN FILM, USE WARREN ELLIS'S AUTHORITY OF YOU HAVE TO, I DUNNO, APOLLO AND THE MIDNIGHTER ARE THE ONLY GAY CHARACTERS I LIKE, GAYS IN REAL LIFE REMIND ME OF HOME SICK SHIT TRYING TO RETURN TO MY ASS.
Even he can be mogged
hes mogging cruise tho ?
To be quite honest I think a shitton of celebrities, not just actors and actresses who browse Yea Forums. I'm sure they're lurking about here on this site.
>I also make threads about and bump my own films to gauge entirely unfiltered reactions from people.
It's narcissistic enough to be believable from an actor. Also give clues
asr sit on my face pls
But he ain't
yes he is
I always figured famous people might post here because it's completely anonymous
We're just two strangers
when will they learn?
A couple of things I guess...
Your life is a lie, you don't work hard enough to earn your pay, and your careers shelf life is limited to pop culture relevance and looks.
Enjoy the dramatic and drawn out, yet inevitable collapse in to obscurity.
One day, with enough training, you too can comprehend charisma despite your autism
ok tom, you seething manlet
>Your life is a lie, you don't work hard enough to earn your pay, and your careers shelf life is limited to pop culture relevance and looks.
Who gives a shit if you're financially stable? Meme me out nigga for a pay roll
You're noticing the shillbot in action user.
lmao, stfu Henry, you're such a God damned nerd, drop the act.
>Tom Cruise browsing Yea Forums
Yeah fucking right. Dude's fucking old I don't even think he browses the Internet.
Welcome to Yea Forums
>Have a chest hair of Cavill
>Also have a body of a twink
Do i start bulking or removing hair?
>ITT: People falling for the Henry Cavill roleplayer
I'm pretty sure you're the same fags who fall for "leaks" on Yea Forums thinking the sekret klub has EXCLUSIVE sekrets.
Nice try Tom
Nice try Tom
dat hivemind
Bulking
He's cunnysseur
What the actual fuck
Sadly it's just my posting fucking up. Happened twice now
You literally can't because of CAPTCHA
Any casting couch stories in your circle?????
ok tom
Your ego death is happening now.
But it happened to me just like 15 minutes ago. It'll send, cancel, then ask for a captcha. Then it double posts
That's probably because you just lost the game
>it was Tom posting the stunt webms this entire time
Love him even more now
What the fuck are you talking about? Money is everything. If you don't got it you're nothing. All the people who say, "money isn't everything" is always that asshole WHO HAS MONEY.
Yes I've sucked dicks to get roles.
I would suggest putting on some muscle and stop slouching your shoulders so you don't get mogged by manlets with insatiable will
but that's a lot of work and for what? young girls don't even like bodyhair
If you're fit, it literally doesn't matter. Damn Daddy Bear Mode dumb fuck
there are no actual actors that visit or post on Yea Forums, sorry larpers and the idiots who believe them.
:)
fuck off and actually make a good movie for a change
>Just stay away from shithole sites like Infinite Chan
found the newfag
"You and your ilk are all trash and your opinions don't matter to me. Just shut up and dance, you fucking clown."
Co-star in Army Dog, he died during the village ambush scene.
Based
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I am not
Based Henry.
Wasn't there a rumor about him having stds or was that a jealous whore's lies?
based
ROOOOOBEEEEEERT
based
Harv?
im a well known musician and ive posted here for 10 years or so. also i know porter robinson lurked if not posted on /fa/ a few years ago, there were a bunch of pictures of him wearing meme of the week shoes while he was on tour. for me the appeal has always been the anonymity and unfilteredness that you can't get when you have a public image to upkeep
I can't hate him.
youtu.be
No joke, whenever I’m feeling down or whatever, I look at a pic of Cavill. It makes me giggle like a schoolgirl, and imagine that we’re friends instead of me being a lonely, friendless KHV. So instead of wanking it to whatever degenerate porn /gif/ has, or downing another glass, I instead carry on with whatever I’m doing. Honestly, it works. Sure, I’ll never be as handsome as him, but he seems like a swell guy. I can’t fool myself enough to imagine falling in a fairy tale love or the like, and I know that sexual attraction is purely based on primal instincts. So it’s more wholesome to imagine a bromance, I guess.
Send me charity money !
It's 100% anonymous if you don't post anything illegal
If there’s actual celebrities lurking here they must have seen Bonbi posting. Any opinions on her?
He is like a fucking woman, all he seems to do is take selfies all day.
she seems sweet and modest. would be nice if henry breeds her
He's admitted he browses forums at least.
Moner always talks about us says we're creepy and old
>No joke, whenever I’m feeling down or whatever, I look at a pic of Cavill. It makes me giggle like a schoolgirl,
His instagram is a laugh.
You good Tom?
henry what realm are you on and what level
classic Paul Dano
Cavill, as a classic player, browses /wowcg/ on /vg/.
Sorry I cant do that
>sweet and modest
>On Instagram
She is a thot. Any girl who participates on Instagram is a thot.
I just want to say hi to Bill Shatner.
Hi Mark. It's a shame what Disney has done to your character.
Bruh, but she is mentally retarded
>Anything you want to say to them?
Fuck you, you retarded hedonistic liberal pieces of shit rich kids.
I do.
S NEED
More like roll around, Jonah.
fuck niggers and fuck your kike producers
he never recovered from this.
My nigga
She hardly posts on Insta, has like 6 posts.
Icarly girl obviously. I bet she even makes threads about her.
Just wanted to say love you Henry. When I shit on your Superman movies and the Witcher series it's not about you, it's about the writing, directing and production. You were great casting for both.
Dude he has to be autistic and just larping to hide power level
Probably not but gibby has obviously been on teh chanz
How come being introverted or doing anything slightly off beat now makes you an autist? Whatever happened to just being a nerd
Being a nerd means nothing now and has been coopted to mean “wears marvel apparel”
Miranda fags used to joke she wrote her college pasta.
Then how can you explain this? I bet she’s always on top whenever her and Cavill have sex. She’s no different from Millie.
That's a private photo I took of her.
Based
No, marry me
fuck you henry
henry molest me pls and gib me a mirrion dorra
"connections" meme is a real across industry
t. big four consultant with average gpa
COCKSUCKER
Brie Larson?
woah an actor, please can you suck my weiner I'd like that
Shatner is the only one who publicly admitted he visits Yea Forums
the only time ive seen someone who's worked in Hollywood post pics of the selves and post was Trevor from WKYK on a Yea Forums thread years back
That was weird considering even at that point Yea Forums hadn't been relevant for years. He's said on podcasts he goes on /x/
who, Trevor? i know Shatner said on Twitter he goes to Yea Forums, /x/, and one other board that i cant remember
If you have millions of dollars in your bank account, thousands of beautiful young women waiting in line for you to fuck them, mansions, expensive sport cars, etc., and you are here wasting your time then you have a real problem in your mind.
Yea trevor said he goes on /x/, or at least various conspiracy forums, but considering he goes on Yea Forums its a safe bet hes gone on /x/
i wonder if Tom DeLong lurks on /x/
Tom Holland: Ignore the jealous subhumans on here who say mean things about you and your Spiderman, they're just jealous and have arrested development to the point they can't move beyond their childhood when Tobey was hamming it up.
Why do angry feminists from Yea Forums come here pretending to be Brie fans?
it's really fun to talk about very specific things in a very specific way with very specific people
i see you henry
Even as a kid I thought Raimi's Spider-Man is pure shit.
>racist homophobic hateful
Only leftist retards think that, it's a meme. People here just talk naturally.
Goddamit, Henry!
>arrested development
>still watches capeshit
pick deux
>She's really not that bad looking.
See that's the problem, she's so bland you wouldn't pay attention to her unless she was shitting on your mother's head in the street. But we're supposed to believe she's Hollywood standard, Oscar worthy, A list, pinnacle of women. It's a sick joke.
Hey I love you too, buddy
>Name dog Kalel
>Quit the role of Superman
OH NONONONO
It was a meme now there are legitimate racists here.
Someone in the biggest superhero franchise definitely lurks here, he has for a couple of years.
You're correct about the leftist perception of Yea Forums.
Its just free speech.
But the previous poster is correct. Most of us reply to neckbeards and dischord trannies who claim to be famous individuals.
Wait a second. Where the fuck is this picture from?!
I am DISAPPOINTED anons. DISAPPOINTED that you all would casually make such racist and sexist comments. Think about all the refugees Trump is avoiding from leading a comfortable life. Think of all the innocent black people that are killed everyday by racist white cops. You anons have truly DISAPPOINTED me
If the face is cute then remove hair, if you're ugly start bulking.
We aim to please
Wrong. It's not like you're in some exclusive secret dark web cult. Yea Forums isn't edgy, it's popular now and it's funny as fuck reading what spastics think of me.
Nah, Yea Forums would break Evans' tender liberal heart
I think you should dilate delusional tranny.
If you all started being yourselves, you wouldn't need to uphold a public image anymore. I don't get why you all like democrat asshole and pretend you give a fuck about climate change or that you really do love plastic gold digger no 382 when we all know you're gay.
Hemsworth makes all the anti-Cavill threads
Henry stole my waifu ;_;
What is light entertainment, Mr. Fedora?
Yeah and they're mostly black and brown people or leftist retards
He's not an ultra liberal, he's a frat boy with a democrat uncle and a big fat career he'd like to keep. He's more interested in brutally fucking airheads with good arses, but I wasn't referring to him anyway.
Keep making me laugh, monkey.
Most people aren't so bold to call themselves actors because they pretend to be a different gender, I applaud you sir. Bravo.
>He's more interested in brutally fucking airheads with good arses
Aren't we all
that photo is very aryan.
Hollywood actress here, guess who Yea Forums.
Benita Postaire
Leslie jones
Ana de Armas
i dont like ur nipples. also, if u are real post sharpie in pooper
Well guys, i am not an actor yet. I just wait a couple more years to turn into a 9/10 guy and then i only pick roles where i have to play cool characters. and in my thrid or fourth movie i will make an inside joke only 4channers understand. you will know when you see that movie in a couple of years
-user
he'll get metoo'd as well
i wanna fuck her. what's her name?
Dubs of truth means you believe what you say... but the facts are you can't say Sneed in the middle of a scene with a dying patient.
Also moving out of your moms basement takes capital and willpower.