So this is the OTP of the series right? Deet and Rian being the ancestors of the Jen/Kira makes the most sense.
/hmm/ Dark Crystal
Anthony Jackson
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Ian Moore
so doesnt that mean it's incest in the movie
Christopher Hughes
I.m shocked there was no "Woke" shit in the show
Easton Thomas
WHO /DEET/ HERE ?
also how long before an user makes a simpson do it for her image of Deet ?
Logan Ortiz
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK TRANNIES
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
FUCK THE KIKE SKEKSIS
Mason Martin
hmmmmmm
Eli Bennett
Already seen one on Yea Forums
Ayden Foster
Reminder that Deet doesn't even wash her hands
Christopher Wilson
poor Hup getting cucked but the together flying scene cant be beaten
at least he got two kisses
Jackson Harris
>Deet has two fathers
>Women rule Gelfling
>Only way to summon Lore is to say that every Gelfling is equal
Thomas Wright
Day of the Drain soon, Gelfnigs
MMMmmmmMMMMMmmm
Aaron Reyes
thats ok
I dont wash my benis
Jordan Brooks
Here you go lad
Elijah Cooper
gelfling being matriarchical has been a thing since Jim Hensons original concepts tho
Carson Adams
Based and essencepilled
Justin Ortiz
Chamberlain and his chair are the true OTP
Robert Martin
Skeksis from film look way better than the ones from show
Hudson Clark
/deet/
That just means you'll have to bathe her yourself user.
Noah Russell
profound thanks kindly user and fellow patrician !
Christopher Cooper
someone make one for my kawaii nigga Chamberlain
Jason Perry
>a non-Skeksis focused OP
hmmMMMMmmmmm
David Wilson
i'm waiting for some brea x deet
Brayden Nelson
>No DO IT FOR HIM Chamberlain image
Blake Peterson
>Do it for hhhhhmmmmhhhhh
Justin Green
HE'S GOT A GUN
Adrian Bailey
I'LL KILL EVERY LAST SKEKSIS I CAN GET MY HANDS ON!!!
Aiden Lopez
>final battle as all 7 gelfling clan armies are amassed before skesis
>chamberlain whips out gat
>MMMMMMMHMMMMMMMMM
Samuel Morgan
Yeah. The show ones are good, but film is much more detailed, organic and evil looking. Gelflings were improved through.
Caleb Kelly
>A GARTHIM HORDE
>ON AN OPEN FIELD JEN
Caleb Rivera
EVERYONE SCATTER
Angel Walker
I assure you, they are not more detailed.
Ethan Jones
Christopher Watson
why is Rian such a basedfling ?
Luis Brown
>RIAAAAAAAAAAAN
>IT'S TIME TO PLAY WII BOWLING AGAIN
youtu.be
Camden Jenkins
skeksis are the definition of scum
Nathan Hughes
Why are all the Skeksis so quotable?
Ryan Watson
Why do Gelflings hurt us so?
Daniel King
I don't like this game.
Anthony Hall
his dad was pretty cool but damn did he go out badly, though when he dreamfasted with him that was awesome
Landon Allen
Braap.
Camden Martin
would steven be able to talk down the Skesis?
Adrian Evans
absolute fucking unit
Landon Torres
Fuck off with this Yea Forumsmblr shit.
Jayden Cook
Hmmmmmmmm tranny needs to dilate, yes? Tranny should go back to Yea Forums with tranny show and stop bothering Skeksis, yes?
Lincoln Collins
imagine draining the pure essence of gayness
Gabriel Reyes
Cringe.
Ryder Wilson
fucking BASED
Colton Kelly
Uhhh...no.
Noah Gonzalez
mega based
Zachary Williams
BASED AND HMMMPILLED
Ayden Cox
have mortality
Nolan Mitchell
SkekNo
Jason Roberts
TELL ME ABOUT THE CHAMBERLAIN, WHY DOES HE SIT IN THE SEAT?
A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR AN ENSLAVED GRUENAK!
Austin Watson
It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is the hunt.
Tyler Bennett
just started watching this because of these threads
>scientist uses a snake to lock away gelfling juice
>chamberlain hypnotizes snake to open lock
>then eats it
why does everything in this show have so much SOUL
Wyatt Brown
Or perhaps wondering why you would stab a man before draining his essence?
Josiah Cooper
>WHY DOES HE SIT IN THE SEAT
to lay a trap, he hunts power...
Luis Mitchell
Michael Howard
Carson Moore
Well, he's quoting/paroding Trump here
Lincoln Moore
>just then, the room and everything was vaporized
>The Chamberlain's last words "Oh thank heavens"
Leo Scott
No he isn't, you dumb fuck.
Andrew Bailey
>deet's voice actor
it all makes sense now
Charles Nelson
Triggered much?
Benjamin Price
>The attempt on my life has left me scarred, and deformed.
Julian Moore
>this agression
Forgive. FORGIVE.
Lincoln Nguyen
Brandon White
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
Henry Sanchez
Logan Diaz
CEASE ALL MERRYMAKING
Henry Howard
why is he so great?
Blake Wood
This can't be happening, I'm in charge here!
Camden Kelly
No way this is deet. This has got to be brea
Levi Lopez
No, this is Brea
Logan Bennett
Anyone else find themselves mimmicking the MMMMM irl?
David Ramirez
You and everyone who saw The Dark Crystal since 1982.
Chase Myers
>Instead of giving life, I made the Crystal take life! I will be punished for this failure.
>No! You make Crystal hungry. Crystal pull out essence, but what if we take essence for Skeksis?
Later
>Give Gelfling everything, they want more. Think loyalty can be bought or demanded. But not true. Can only be built.
>Arathim... reanimated by Scientist's machines, made into soulless fearless instruments of death.
I'm convinced this guy has a technical background and is just letting Scientist do all the hard work.
Jack Lopez
Times you acted like skekSil
>#SaveTheOA fags start #CancelNetflix on twitter
>renew my Netflix sub to let this show play 24/7 across every screen in my house
HMMMMMMM, SOMEBODY SHOULD STOP ME, YES?
Asher Stewart
Hotter, as she should be
Jacob Cox
why is skekSil so lewd Yea Forums ??
Jace Gonzalez
>MFW I see my parents
Aiden Lopez
Ah SkekSil, you have done well, and earned your place back by my side.
Grayson Richardson
Carson Miller
why do hot people also get hot voices
Joseph Cox
aww fuck the shipfags took control of this series now
Andrew King
Joshua Wilson
It's musical chairs.
Chase Martin
I mean it doesn't take a genius to figure out that Rian and Deet are getting a strong push by the directors to end up together. Lots of touchy touchy scenes with those two.
All in all though, shipperfags are pretty cancer when they push every ship known to man.
Leo Perry
David Lopez
No Brea love?
Daniel Jackson
>JeEeEeEeEeN! This is your faAaAaAaAaAaAther calling from beyond the grAaAaAaAave. Carry on our family tradition and cuck every single last podling you sEeEeEeEeE... Make me proOoOoOoOoOoOud son...
Blake Foster
She is weird but hot.
Ethan Lopez
I had no idea..
Jose James
Fuck of weakling faggots, this generals belong to Skeksis!
Gavin Walker
lmfao
Aiden Perry
in the beginning i was really feeling her and deet. then the deet love slowly took over
Liam Rogers
SHADDUP GHOST DAD
YOU WERE NEVER AROUND FOR ME
Isaac Hill
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Colton Flores
Collector was voiced by a short Asian woman from Brooklyn.
Jeremiah Nelson
I'll do you one better. I'm pleasantly surprised by all the big name actors they got for this show.
Jonathan Ward
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Cameron Brooks
Also..
Blake Gutierrez
I could hear Hamill pretty easily. I know his villain voices by now.
Benjamin Watson
Literally me
Nathaniel Baker
QUIET PHONEPOSTER
Joshua Watson
what are those saggy things?
Jose Johnson
What's the deal with these piece of shits?
They look retarded.
They act retarded.
Everyone treats them like retards.
They live in retarded shitholes.
And they're language just sounds like random gibberish.
Joshua Moore
PRIME
Isaac Baker
I knew it was genghis
Isaiah Cook
STUPID SCIENTIST! WORK HARDER OR GET NEW BEST FRIEND GENERAL TO TAKE YOUR OTHER EYE!!!
Jaxson Cox
Brea is Bae
Gabriel Russell
they are the IQlets of Thra, be gentle
Landon Baker
They are downie potatoes but I was rooting for Hup.
Ethan Young
First of all, you're all done! The General don't even have that kind of muscle anymore. The Emperor is sick, right? You're getting chased out of Stone in the Wood by a bunch of little girls and some spiders! What do you think is going on here? You think you can come into my laboratory and take over? I TALKED TO AUGHRA, I can make a deal with her and still keep my lab.
Hunter Diaz
*Chamberlain pulls a gun*
Dominic Fisher
Ok OK.
Mason Hughes
based
Jacob Walker
Hmmmmmmmmmm
Hudson Phillips
>ywn shove your wooden magic paladin spoon up Deet's twat.
why even bother living Yea Forums ?
Brody Watson
I hate InCeladon so much lads
Nathan Lewis
But it was basically just Joker voice with a twist.
Gavin Powell
Why does Aughra talk to herself out loud so much?
Charles Reed
They are based on slavs, they are the slave race of Thra.
Aiden Baker
>ywn be a skeksis
>ywn corrupt a planet's heart to live forever
>ywn be invited to massive parties and orgies hosted by the Emperor
>ywn bully skekNERD with the General and Chamberlain
>ywn go on comfy tithe runs with Scrollkeeper
>ywn dab on gelfnigs and podlets with your skekbros
>ywn have three cocks
Jack Peterson
Justin Harris
i see Aughras all the time at my movie theatre
Juan Ross
Remind which game?
Luis Morris
she's senile
Elijah Walker
Just started this today and got to the eyeball-eating bug scene so I'm dropping by to say HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Ryder Price
These threads are the only reason why I bother coming back to Yea Forums
Evan Perez
I give it a week before it dies. Bye.
Matthew Edwards
Goodspeed user.
David Nelson
her boobs are alive
Bentley Rodriguez
>SkekNERD
No bully!
Leo Howard
its a pretty dark series homeboy. what probably trips me out are all the races of Thra are pretty much the epitome of childlike innocence, and watching all the atrocious evil shit that the skeksis do to them.
Hunter Murphy
Her fake english accent is fucking annoying.
Adam Hernandez
I made the steven post and kek'd at this good job user
Dominic Wood
SKEKSIS
ARE
FOREVER
Xavier Carter
>quaid start the reactor
Logan White
yeah this is probably what the skesis response would be
Adrian Sanders
ho ho ho, you will be back to appraise us with your reactions
Michael Williams
got this for Ritual Master? He has the best hat
Thomas Turner
I can't get over how good the voice work is
Nathaniel Green
it's... still... funny...
Wyatt Ortiz
I got 5 profiles set up on my netflix and am spamming it 24/7 on 5 different devices. I'm autistic.
In the window next to this one, chamberlain is drinking mira atm
Jose Peterson
I was surprised that Gourmand was the gay lizard from fern gully thought he died years ago
Ian Anderson
Probably not
Nicholas Harris
Which Skeksis has best design?
For me, Its Emperor
Jack Stewart
Based.
Levi Lewis
The scene where the Emperor and General talk about their nightmares and fear of death made me feel bad for lizardboyz. I wish them best of luck.
Brody Anderson
Based
John Barnes
thank you!
Grayson Gutierrez
Ritual Master. That hat.
Josiah Phillips
lol I fucking love Aughra, she always sounds (rightfully) pissed
>Could've just said this! Succinctly, clearly, without all the walking!
>*comes back from the dead*
>Mother Aughra! Are you all right?!
>NO! I just came back from the dead!
>Guess you want a hug. Oh well.
Benjamin Ramirez
you are small time
Cameron Cooper
l-lewd
Easton Watson
>JeEeEeE- oh good, my signal's good again. I'll be quite honest with you kid, I was an absolute beta like you. But there's a big difference between you and me: my cock. I was quite possibly the most pathetic being in all of Thra, I got ntrd twice, I was too lazy to literally get out of a carriage my own enemy stopped to let me out of, and I couldn't even use my OP chosen one sword right. But that never mattered, my big dick energy rang out through all of Thra at all times. From the most lowlife Grottan to the most stunning of Vapran bitches, there was nary a single gelf puss that I couldn't smash if I wanted to. I didn't even do anything, they just wanted my cock that badly. But it seems like I've made a grievous mistake and chose the wrong bitch, because by Aughra you lost the genetic lottery fucking BAD. I can't believe I'm forced to call this pathetic dicklet of a """man""" my son. You're lucky a random hippie bitch stoned out of her mind just found you out of nowhere, otherwise you wouldn't even have a chance with a p*dling. Fucking pathetic. Yeah, no wonder I wasn't there for you faggot. Now get to repopulating.
Tyler Wilson
Same. Hopefully they become a full urSkek in the afterlife
Austin Cooper
A lot of the voices were good (Pegg) but I wish they'd spend less on celebrity VAs and more on puppets
No reason we had to have GoT thots and Benedict Wong and half of Key and Peele in this
Jordan Rivera
you are unworthy of spoon feeding
know that the devs are swedes, and renowned for their 6 gorillion DLCs
Thomas Rodriguez
Aughra is strong female character done right
Asher Green
Shiieeeeeet is this console edition? Looks barebones as fuck like it did on day 1.
Justin Adams
I see it more that the scientist can build and create the technology, its just that he doesn't have the imagination to come up with the ideas. Meanwhile the Chamberlain obviously has the imagination to come up with new ideas, what with all his lying and scheming.
Carson Cruz
Stellaris
Isaiah Young
They match better with the older, grainier format of the production value back in the 80's. It helps make them look more decrepit and blend in with the background.
The hard part about high definition programming with pause functions means any small error can be spotted and pointed out immediately
Lucas Collins
>A, B
you tell me
Michael Allen
That is her real accent dummy.
Ryder Thomas
He's operating on levels of Hmmm you couldn't understand
Oliver Wilson
>paroding
Parroting? Parodying? The fuck are you trying to say?
Nicholas Martin
Here ya go friendo.
Alexander Gonzalez
Just finished. Have to say, 9/10 show. Definitely the best of the past few years. A few problems I had though:
>Seladon's motivations actually made a certain kind of sense, but her redemption makes NO fucking sense. Nobody criticizes her at all, and that is extremely unsatisfying.
>SkekMal. Everybody loves him on here and yes he was cool but he was extremely anti-climactic. They spend an entire episode excruciatingly trying to bring him back, and he gets what, 30 seconds before dying again? Kinda weak, felt like a lost opportunity.
>Rian is really generic and I didn't understand at all what he was trying to do at the end.
>Also not enough screen time of Heretic/Wanderer. They had a good episode, but it was only one. Maybe less focus on Gelfling politics and more on Skeksis, yes?
Other than that, shit was kino.
Landon Green
Josiah Carter
>*quietly steals every scene he is in*
how does he do it??
Isaiah Campbell
This. That VHS grain does a lot for the effects.
Brayden Murphy
that's not Rian's dad
Eli Jackson
You're chilling at the bar making fun of some dumb Grottan chick when this potato walks up and slaps your gf's ass with a spoon. What do?
Jackson Murphy
fucking kill yourself faggot tranny
Jack Martin
do u have the original pic of your pic
Nicholas Cooper
how many skeks are there?? in the movie they mention that there are only ten left (9 i guess as Based Emperor dies five minutes later)
Jason Phillips
god i hope we get a season 2. this is the best thing i have watched in a long long time
Christian Ramirez
Wrong on every account.
Michael Moore
There were 18 UrSkeks originally. Only 16 are alive at the start of the show, 10 by the start of the movie.
Alexander Rodriguez
>>SkekMal. Everybody loves him on here and yes he was cool but he was extremely anti-climactic. They spend an entire episode excruciatingly trying to bring him back, and he gets what, 30 seconds before dying again? Kinda weak, felt like a lost opportunity.
Because as fun as he is alive, his possible and actual death are more important. Think 300, they needed to prove that the god kings could bleed, and that was what the Skeksis wanted to avoid.
Jace Rodriguez
K
Daniel Adams
cute!
Andrew Baker
Rian+Brea= Jen
Deet reborn = Kira
prove me wrong
Thomas Garcia
OOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Dylan Gomez
He could’ve joined the battle sooner. He came in at the very end
Justin Martinez
Thoughts on this brutal ass scene?
Lincoln Collins
It would just be a Gelfling genocide until the Archer finally got up and started falling
Colton Adams
the only families shown in the series:
>gay couple with two unaccountably happy children
>single father with rebellious and neglected son
>single mother with neglected and conflicted daughters
hmmmmMMMmmm
John Miller
There's a chart showing all 18 skeksis, their titles and whereabouts, if someone here has it they can post it.
Gabriel Bell
It's a matriarchal society controlled by a race of big beaked overlords who want to continue keeping it weak. What did you expect?
Julian Roberts
*smashes your fucking head in*
Carson Hill
Robert Bell
someone post all the VAs for the female characters, they're like 90% hotties
Lincoln Davis
You don't understand how to build a narrative properly.
Sebastian Green
skektek channeling his voice actor's most famous villain
Cooper Myers
very very based
Brody Scott
>HakHom, the autist UrSkek
Robert Carter
Based and Hmmmpilled
>Skeksa the Mariner
>If we get Season 2 there's a good chance we'll get nautical pirate Skeksis adventures
Please gift us this kino
Jace Phillips
I can't wait for SkekLi, he sounds hilarious.
Josiah Allen
happy deet
Bentley Richardson
Couldn't believe what I was watching and that they went there. The stitched mouths was already a tad disturbing, but how they ended those characters was just incredibly cruel and bleak.
Lincoln Martin
this x10
Angel Lopez
>Couldn't believe what I was watching and that they went there. The stitched mouths was already a tad disturbing, but how they ended those characters was just incredibly cruel and bleak.
Jaxson Flores
Poor Mira :(
Nicholas Price
they are kind and happy
Gabriel Myers
Holy fuck I just now understood the naming conventions between the Skeksis, Urru, and their original combined name.
Isaac Hernandez
yes, there's nothing more sacrilegious than to take a living, thinking, intelligent being and distill it into something as profane as a drink
Nathan Butler
IMAGINE THE TASTE
Ayden Lewis
is this split?
Samuel Ross
Let me tell ya, SkekLi was an ugly kid, SkekLi was so ugly the Collector's boils wouldn't even speak to me.
Jeremiah Wright
gets defeated by SkekPitt
Elijah Clark
ja
John Nguyen
skek
Lucas Lewis
based
Isaiah Jones
If dubs Scientist is a fucking faggot and needs to get back to work
Levi Lewis
Memes you wish to see crossed over with.
Hudson Ward
With the Scrollkeeper
Joseph Price
But that's true with all digits
Nolan Hill
hmmmm thats a nice post
Mason Clark
>not his better half urPitt
Caleb Cox
Toppest of keks.
Isaac Ward
Chamberlain did nothing wrong
Mason Morales
this would be good
Jayden Brown
I don't get it.
Juan Parker
Why did the skeksi cry out in pain as he stabbed the slave?
Easton Gomez
Why do the Gelfling hurt the Skeksis so?
Julian Robinson
I got 40 minutes into the first episode.
It is gorgeous, despite the lack of facial expression.
I got to this point:
>why do gelflings hurt us so
>skeksis give so much and ask so so little
>it breaks our hearts
Thinking about Palestine, and the next on their list...
I won't watch the rest of this.
Aiden Thomas
obsessed
Gavin Phillips
Fuck off back to /pol/ retard
Ian Scott
you're a dunce
Christopher Barnes
>pain
Clearly was grunting with effort
Brody White
Have skeks podcel
Robert James
skek
Nathan Richardson
Evan Parker
Only thing Palestine has in common with this is Podlings cuz they’re dirty and eat a lot
Sebastian Murphy
>Rian and Deet will be a tragic love story for the ages due to the Darkening bullshit
>this fucking puppet show in 2 seasons will give us what GOT failed to deliver in 8 seasons
Colton Cook
It already managed to do a Littlefinger type character completely perfectly in one season.
Hudson Ward
>Hmmmm... And Harrenhal? I suppose, that's off the seat as well?
Brandon Parker
Imagine the leaps that had to made in someone's brain to come to this idea.
You are mentally unwell.
Thomas Hughes
>successively gets Harrenhal within two episodes
Ian Cook
What would SkekSil do if he met Littlefinger?
Kayden Foster
It depends if Littlefinger takes his seat.
Carson Bailey
And I wonder who could be behind creating the Garthim, which genocided the Gelflings in the Garthim War?
Brayden Morgan
Outplay him, easily
Brayden Perez
You know earlier in the show they say there the last of there race, imagine having the rest of your race die like thatl
Tyler Phillips
If SkekSil was a such a master manipulator how did he get outplayed so easily in the movie? Like okay let's do this test of strength even though I'm not physically endowed at all and am better at subterfuge than anything else. Seems like he shouldn't have put himself into that sort of situation.
John Gonzalez
I think this might actually be my favorite show of all time
Owen Robinson
*ahem*
...
...
...No!
Jonathan Robinson
If you're not such a fucking faggot then why don't you shut the fuck up, hmmmm?
Michael Taylor
I'm still mad desu.
Josiah Price
>20 posts removed
JANNIES GETTING IFFY UH
SKEKSIS WITH THE STIFFY UH
Connor Wilson
Shadman when
Cameron Ortiz
He got old, lost touch.
Landon Cook
Mad about what?
Leo Evans
>Baelish blame all his problems on Brandon, yes? Took Catelyn, humiliated Baelish... Turn Baelish into a cuck?
>I'm not a cuck!
>But Baelish own brothels! Spy on people! Spy on women getting fucked by bigger, stronger men!
>No!
>Baelish had Sansa, better than Catelyn, but gave her away, hmmm? Why give, if not a cuck?
Ethan Watson
He had no choice but to agree to trial by stone after he'd been challenged. If he didn't he'd have forfeited his claim to the throne.
Ethan Young
SkekSil was still fairly strong for a Skesis, and should be grouped more with the warriors than the non-warriors like SkekTek. His problem was he was cocky and legitimately thought he could out muscle SkekUng.
Colton James
CRINGE OOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHPOSTERS
Oliver Davis
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Easton Phillips
SHUT UP I AM TRYING TO SLEEP
Bentley Ward
Imagine being this obsessed
Connor Williams
Depends on how distantly it's set.
William Johnson
I feel like In the moment of the Emperor's death he knew it was now or never, he had the support of some of the skeksi's and he took a gamble. If he stood aside and let either general or ritual master ascend, he wouldn't have the time to manipulate his way to the top before the great conjunction and if that happened he would have to be cucked to the eternal emperor
Cameron Campbell
Mystics pls go.
John Morales
We don't know if other Gelfling survived underground or on the other side of Thra.
Carson Miller
I don't think he had counted on SkekUng challenging him either. The only other one who might have was SkekZok, the rest seemed content to follow someone else. Chamberlain was very much the next in line so he likely thought it was in the bag.
Cooper Reed
t. Gelfling Genocide denier
Blake Stewart
I for one welcome the "OOOOOAH"
they don't spam too hard as there as now, there are only 10, and the most cancerous of them, lies dying.
plus they add longevity to the threads and it's a decent meme, it's good to have a mix of 90% SKEKfags, 8% gelf and pods and 1%
OOOOOOOOOAAAAH
Owen Garcia
When will best boy SkekTek get the thread OP?
Bentley Carter
true and like pointed out once SkekUng challenged him he was totally backed into a corner.
>If Chamberlain became Emperor the Skeksis would have unironically won as the Garthim would have caught jen and kira at the podling party
Jackson Green
SCIENTIST CAN HAVE STUPID THREAD WHEN HE FIXES MACHINE
BACK IN THE LAB
Carter Flores
OP's aren't for weaklings.
John Green
Thank yOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Grayson Flores
If I recall it's slightly implied SkekZok and two of the others are considering a coup against SkekUng. They seem to all hang out in 3s in the film, little cliques (but of course will turn on someone in a flash if needed).
Gabriel Gutierrez
What would've made them catch Jen and Kira if ol' Chambers was Emperor?
Camden Nelson
Gelfling shouldn’t be stupid weak rat creatures if they don’t want to get btfo by superior races
Jacob Long
The only reason they didn't was Chamberlain stopped the Garthim, since he wanted to convince them to come with him back to the castle to regain his place in the court.
Blake Nguyen
Chamberlain jumps between them and a Garthim in the movie and orders it to stand down.
there's no guarantee I guess but it's definitely played off like if he hadn't done it the Garthim would have captured them, Chamberlain wanted to manipulate them with the act and capture them himself to regain his status and maybe become emperor
Jeremiah Garcia
don't explain my post you ant
Ryder Lee
When the Garthim attack the Podling place they're right about to catch Jem and Kira when the banished Chamberlain intervenes and waves them off. No reason for him to try to gain their trust if he's the Emperor instead of banished and looking for a way back in.
Bentley Flores
although now thinking, they already had Aughra at that point so maybe Kira would break free again and the film would end the same?
>at any rate all the Skeksis should have been present at the lab when they drained Kira's essence. Knowing the Prophecy that the Gelfling would "kill" them why would they not have all hands on deck to watch the one they captured. maybe it's part of their prideful lazy character because holy shit the Skeksis are actually so well characterized when I think about it lol
Nathaniel Thomas
Nicely done.
Joshua Hall
Dangerously based.
Jack Peterson
Other than Chanter I have no hesitation to bust cap in ass, if silence does not occur
Levi Davis
>I wish they'd spend less on celebrity VAs and more on puppets
The puppets are all state of the art, what are you on about? They spared no expense.
Michael Clark
Don't make me take your seat.
Samuel Hernandez
I notably didn't like the cgi tongues, and thought the more protruding upper lip was too strong on a lot of characters.
William Rogers
For me it's Emperor and Ritual Master
Joseph Jones
Not sure about my favorite, but I thought the puss nosed skeksis bitch fitted right in
Henry Brown
this general is comfier than the one on Yea Forums, hmm
Henry Mitchell
Sorry to break the "hmmm" party, but imho the best character of the show is:
SkekGra The Heretic
Gosh, I laughed tears in ep7.
Christopher Butler
Why doesn't he remove the nail in his head
Xavier Rodriguez
reminder that this is the average gelfling male
Charles Martin
>SkekGra The Heretic
>I laughed tears in ep7.
Guess who voices him
Alexander Price
John Thompson
Yea Forums takes its generals too seriously. they just can't strike the balance between good discussion and shitposting that makes a thread fun
Gavin King
because then he'll have a gaping infectious bleeding hole in his skull and brain?
Jack Kelly
A few voice actors surprised me. They pulled off such uncharacteristic voices. But they nailed it. Even that cringe black guy voiced the Ritual Master nigh-indistinguishably from his movie counterpart.
Noah Morales
To be fair, the one on Yea Forums started with abusefag trying to derail the thread with spam to pretend like anyone actually wanted his shit there. He was soon rightfully bullied out by based skekposters.
Sebastian Ramirez
It would hurt badly
Connor Taylor
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAH
Lincoln Baker
Would it perhaps be extremely painful?
Easton Martinez
Anyone realized SkekGra stayed in (puppet) character when UrGoh caught fire and tried trampling on it with the little Gelfing?
Dominic Brooks
That kino final Mystic-note, jesus
Julian Wright
The Skeksis fears the Mystic
David Campbell
Camden Edwards
he's a schizo
Luis Thomas
To think only now I understand this reference
Anthony Morgan
no, it's hup and deet... ;_;
Noah Martin
what about this one?
Jose Parker
Which episode is that from
Colton Green
Hip got cucked out of his waifu and out of battle.
Samuel Young
But he will be bros with rockbro in s2
Charles Rivera
Tsst
Grayson Robinson
Is that Farscape?
Lincoln Ramirez
Crichton literally calls them skeksis in a later episode because of course he does
Luke Gomez
just read on wiki that they literally used the exoskeletons from the original DC skeksis muppets for those
Parker Cox
what about DEATEA
Xavier Edwards
Just finished the first episode and I'm optimistic for the rest of this series. What did y'all think of the whole thing? Is it worth the time?
Camden Young
Just watch it already
Luis Evans
Pure kinografie. Made me wish I could binge all 10 episodes in a theater to see it on the big screen.
Samuel Perry
>ywn be a Gaelic pirate gifted with prophetic vision.
Kayden Ward
Are Skeksis supposed to be boomers
Tyler Smith
LOL
Caleb Reed
What a pimp
Josiah Ross
"He didn’t think it was healthy for children to always feel safe," Dark Crystal co-director Frank Oz once said of Jim Henson
Mason Gonzalez
>that hairline
OH NO NONONONONONONO
Jose Smith
Didn’t he died?
Ryan Brown
I follow both generals. Yea Forums for good keks and Yea Forums for good fanart.
Caleb Long
>Trial by lead
Xavier Butler
the movie is practically visual overload, start to finish. the show has a lot of sequences that are bland, amateurish, choppy, and even outright bad looking.
Hunter Gomez
The Council approves of this post.
Mason Jackson
Imagine that this is the last thing you see before you die.
Benjamin Ward
heresy!
Grayson Price
the throne room looks terrible. the dining hall is okay. every time they do CGI to the crystal its pretty god-awful. the nu-garthem was worthless, as it clearly wasn't four people working a 400lb carapace like the original.
Here's a random shot from the original.
Caleb Butler
That one was obvious right away
Anthony Ramirez
Based Mass reply poster!!!FACT!!!
Brody Lewis
looks like shit compared to movie dining hall, also
William Collins
Forgot your name?
Lucas Kelly
almost looks exactly the same
Nathaniel Powell
Thats because the movie takes place during the final stages of decay and collapse, of course its going to look better.
Its why the Skeks all look brighter and healthier, in both their clothing a physical appearance. Not because of an HD lens or lack of VHS grain, but because they're supposed to.
Of course they look better latter in the story when they're withered necro husks. Thank god the Netflix show at least tries to make logical sense rather than trying to one-up the movie in every element.
Brandon Reed
I have no name!!!FACT!!!
Hunter Perry
We're talking about the starkness of the netflix show compared to the movie, though. In the movie basically every frame was stuffed with art. Whereas there are a great number of outright empty scenes in the show.
Brandon Ross
This romance is garbage and drags both characters down. Especially Deet who deserves better.
Brandon Rodriguez
Fucking based
Connor Morales
I hope they keep the romance vague throughout the whole show, if we get more seasons. Gelfling love triangles and shit is the least thing i want this series to focus on.
Landon Sullivan
Deet belongs to Hup