Is this the average coomposter and

probably a gay friend

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she would though if she saw how far beneath her and non-threatening her little "best friend ommggggg" was. never underestimate the cynicism of woman

what happened to the orc dating video 5chan faggot

nvm i found it. still curious about why it was baleeted

youtu.be/omuJk-XHi6g

So does he pluck the whole pubic region for her?

it's probably her boyfriend you retards

Yea Forums incarnate

t.

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LOLno would u do this for ur 'gf'

extremely based and undeniably redpilled.

Wouldn't a fag be disgusted of touching and getting this up close to a pussy?

Yes and no.
Like I said, he must have failed a load of shit tests or passed on/ignored plenty of opportunities with her for her to find him THIS pathetic. I mean this is basically slave or non human tier.
Usually they don't even want to be looked at in swinsuits by "normal" beta friends.
And if she gives you plenty of skin to see and other frequent teasing BS she usually isn't opposed to more.

when you gaze into the pusy

the pusy gazes back into you

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Sure. Why not?

I just COOMED in my kids bath then wash her in my cummies

my girlfriend used to run into the bathroom and grab a pair of scissors to trim my pubes before she'd blow me if she thought they were too hairy

Not impossible if it's a fake caption.
>LOLno would u do this for ur 'gf'
Have you never did some shaving with a gf under the shower?
Yes it is kinda weird technically. But thw whole thing abuot a sharp blade and your soft parts pretty much in the hands of another, trusted person is also really hot.

>Wouldn't a fag be disgusted of touching and gettnig this up close to a pussy?
I don't know, you tell me.

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With a razor, yeah, plenty of times. Smooth feels nice.

>the whole thing abuot a sharp blade and your soft parts pretty much in the hands of another, trusted person is also really hot

Weird flex but okay...

el american de goblino

lol no grils don't have boyfriends

Full service BJ, nice.

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How will user ever recover?!

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I used to do this for my gf, it's kinda fun and if you're mad at her just pluck the hairs really slow and it hurts more.

fake, shes clearly aroused

+1 u can tell by the large thing ont op

Just trying to open up you mind to the finer things in life, user.
You do have a girl, right?

COOMERS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSES
DUN DUN
STARING BLANKLY AT FAT ASSES
DUN DUN
INCEST PORN AND WEB SEDUCTION
DUN DUN
JEWS PROVIDE THE BRAIN'S DESTRUCTION
DUN DUN
ON THE BOARDS THE ANONS COOMING
WEEEEEYADADA DUN DUN
AS THE JANNY BANS ARE LOOMING
DEDEDEDE DUN DUN
PORN AND FAPPING TO MANKIND
DUDUDU WA DUN DUN
POISONING THEIR BRAINWASHED MINDS

>I'll try spinning, that's a good trick

n-no..how do uget one...

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this is the worst zoomer meme so far.

>caught being a fag
>you're a goblino
kys

Hell no, I don’t even want a gf I want a shemale gf but that’s irrelevant to the discussion because knives arent sexy and you’re creepy

>willingly being submissive to your ""gf""
>happy being a beta
cope

Offer random girls to shave their cunt, obviously
Offer to shave their butt(hole)s if you feel cheeky.

I'll shave their face, user.
Shaving their p-puzzy is for second dates.

You want your tranny gf to be hairy then? Not judging, if that is what floats your boat, more power to you.

>knives arent sexy
Stay away from Finns then, friend.

Is soaping her up in the shower submissive as well?

Well if you are with a classy girl, obviously.
But sometimes you gotta get with a slag and shave her cunt (or ass) within the hour of meeting.

>moving goal posts
It’s not about hair vs shaved it’s about the weird sexual thrill you get out of doing it that’s abnormal.

no, that's dominant. shaving her, literally babying her is submissive. what's next? are you going to dress her?

>is (different thing) [same thing] then??
No retard.

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Are you autistic or something?
Underage?

He's clearly taking the piss out of you.

Both are grooming activities.

are you submissive to babies?

>you will NEVER break into houses with your buddy who's so into you he's panting, sniffing and moaning just watching you huff another man's clothes
KILL MEEEE

He literally made the first post saying;
>whole thing abuot a sharp blade and your soft parts pretty much in the hands of another, trusted person is also really hot

Which I said was weird. End of discussion. How am I having “the piss taken out” again, dumbass?

you're supposed to baby women you retard they love it, you save all the hard dom shit for when you actually fuck them

>are you going to dress her?
I'm not even undress her. Shit is super submissve too.
I do the manly thing and fuck a hole in her jeans and underwear every time. It's like she's a virgin time and time again. It doesn't get more alpha than that.

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I got something I’ve been waiting for you to do, and I got some tissues right here
Huh? Huh?
You need some lube? Huh? Huh?
Try not to get any on my table here. Can you do that Huh? Huh?
You gonna coom? Huh?
Oh my god Oh HE’S GONNA HE’S GONNA HE’S GONNA HE’S GONNA COOM HE’S GONNA COOM HE’S GONNA COOM AH GAWD HE’S GONNA COOM

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>End of discussion. How am I having “the piss taken out” again, dumbass?
Like that.
People do weird shit with their partners, and somehow this relatively tame shit triggered you hard.
Are you one of those "m-muh degenerates" trogs from /pol/ or just an awkward virgin?
Chill out.

t. retard

AHHH AHHHH OH MY GOD I'M I'M COOMINGGG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH GOD HERE IT COOMS

t. babby

Fucking kek

no, because babies cant dress themselves. its like helping a wheelchair up some stairs

itt: zoomers trying to fit in on Yea Forums

>you're supposed to baby women
No you don't you faggot.
There is nothing wrong with some casual indulgement, but you are supposed to maintain an equal footing and some dominance ina relationship if you aspire it to be successful.
Women hate groveling men. You are not getting any by collecting good boy points like coupons you redeem eventually.

>I DID IT I SAID THE Z WORD
fuck off newfag

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>babying = getting good boy points

what the fuck are you even talking about retard

Who’s groveling? Spread your legs, that’s my pussy and I’m going to make it feel good on my dick when we’re done.

i see her pusy

t. seething coomer

he makes perfect sense dumby my first relationship went where i babied my gf, gave her too much affection at once (clingy) and was always pandering to her and it srsly is not what women want

I'm sorry your masculinity was taken from you

Based

I remember the first time I played Rust, built a shitty house and had it stolen from me. I was fucking raging and seething then some bitch I was fucking asked me to come over. She could see I was internally fuming and raging and it was very obvious she was getting off to it so I brutally ragefucked her.

Women are weird.

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Then who's friendzoning who? Maybe the original caption refers to the woman.

He's obviously gay you retards.

u wanna play rust, user? i have 500 hours solo, 1000 in groups

OH LORD YAH

are there female coomers?

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how/why did the supreme gentlemen's nose look so weird? that's a super shopped pic and it still looks fucked up

100% of them are.

it's called a whore, user.

>No women would present herself to you like this unless she wants it from you.
It's more that any self-respecting woman wouldn't present herself to you like this because there's a difference between grooming and sexy time.

Imagine being a girl and hearing all the time about how easy it is for women to get sex and recognition from men whenever they want and still not being able to get laid, or attract anybody. women are also naturally more geared towards long-term relationship thinking which would make it even worse.