Cinemassacre's Retail Reviews. Has more conversation beyond "mmmnn hmmm" at least

What is this? Man talks about games on the Internet? Why watch this? If I want a review I'll watch people have a job in the hardware industry.
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actually, Mike and James worked at some office like job together at one point.
James made a blog post on cinemassacre website showing office these scribbles they did of eachother at work

because you get to see this guy talk about games

Mike is creator of "Loco Bandito"
James is a beta loser.
Ryan is an entrepreneur and alpha.

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What about Mike Stoklasa, Jay Bauman and Macauly Culkin?

When the FUCK is Mike going to sell a hardcover collection of Loco Bandito comics? I would unironically buy one.

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Fat Mike is the worst Mike.

Damn Mike needs to settle down. I'm a collectorfag myself but I don't get that in-your-face to those who are fine with emulating.

Fatness is contagious. Back in my school days I noticed that skinny kids would always get fat if they started to hang out with fat kids. Blame the Screenwave crew for Mike's weight gain.

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Nah it's just middle age bloat setting in

Mm, yeah.

embarrassing review to say the least

Mike has no personality and literal has asbergers. I bet he smell like shit and he looks like the type of nigga that eats his own shit.

Tony and Fat Jew are the best new editions to the channel. Both are actually funny and bring actual conversation. I wish they let Bob on even though he is a pedo now (he did his time though). I'd pay to have a show with just fat Jew and Bob with Tony I guess but cooler if they bring boots back.

Kristen or whatever the metal pony tail guy is , is just forgettable.

Ryan is the literal worse and auto makes anything he in unwatchable.

James is like the middle of the road OK character. Like he never says anything funny or interesting but I still like his presence.

Mike matei is a gay boomer faggot who cant be intentionally interesting for shit. His twitch sucks. His reviews suck

Mike looked fucking terrible in that video. Dark circles under eyes, a lot more irritable, and he looked like he gained a good 20lbs. Wonder if him and James are having marital problems?

I wonder if Mike ever banged April. Maybe that's why she's so miserable, she had Mike's footlong and James can't measure up.

Tony can be annoying though. I've noticed this speaking mannerism of his where he brings up a strane part of a film or tries to make fun of the logic and then just does this wheezing kind laugh as he finishes his point, and he'll just do it over and over till someone else starts talking.

Yeah he's packing on the pounds. Funny enough he still gets laid. Unlike that fagoot Jefferey Sweeney (who is ALSO fat) LAWL

This is his real job, be jealous

BASED Mike

why is Mike so aggro

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BROWN

Maybe he cares about games. Don't you wish James did?
Feels sad bros

It's amazing how James' taste never evolved. If he didn't like something when he was 7 years old, he doesn't like it today.

James literally has a learning disability

This is the only one I’ve ever laughed at

Yeah, someone oughta kick his ass.

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Mike's magnum opus right here.

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He has to keep Ryan and Kieran in line

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Oh god I haven't watched yet but if he goes off about it this will be my first and last episode. I already had enough of him and Ryan's stupidity about that on Talk About Games. He's so out of touch. Not all of us want a house full of useless plastic toys.

I'm worth more than these clowns put together, feels good man. I don't even have a job

mike matei is literally a homosexual

wow a show with no james on it.

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Mike is the only interesting part of Cinemassacre at this point. Is it true that he was AVGN all along? It would make sense, James doesn't seem to give a shit about video games.

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>mike bitching biut emulator again
electrons, move through- reality
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does mike abuse james or is james just a sperg?

James hasn't given a single fuck in like a decade. I don't think he realizes that he would be wagecucking in an office for minimum wage if Mike hadn't pushed him to pursue AVGN.

Both

I actually really like Mike's art style. Too bad he can't write something funny to save his life.

james hates anime
based or cringe?

James hates anime and PC gaming. Literally /ourguy/

Extremely Based

Ia don't know mam I rhink he still careds bed just is &md older

so? if they have nothing to say that's better than saying things because none of them can tell a joke to save their life

I remember a story about him almost making a genuine production during his education and getting some kind of actual break, but looks like it never happened. What kind of job does a film school guy with no connections or leads end up doing?