HEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
HEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Hunter Gomez
Noah Campbell
he would destroy you irl
Cooper Fisher
Why aren't ding dongs capable of handling their medicine?
Brandon Barnes
go back to r/asianmasculinity you ladyboy
Bentley Collins
Brad vs. Maddox (2016)
Carter Cox
>Winter is officially here for Brad Pitt.
>Pitt offered to pay $120,000 to watch an episode of “Game of Thrones” with Emilia Clarke — but he was outbid.
>Pitt bid six figures to watch a “Game of Thrones” episode with Clarke on Saturday night during a silent auction at Sean Penn’s annual gala for Haiti, held at Milk Studios in Los Angeles, California.
>During the charity gala, the auctioneer announced the opportunity to watch an episode with Clarke, who was in attendance at the A-list event, along with her “Game of Thrones” co-star Kit Harington, though the cast members were seated at separate tables.
>The auction to watch the episode with Clarke started at $20,000, but the race quickly escalated. At one point, the auctioneer yelled out “Is the King of the North here?!” But as it turned out, Harington had stepped out of the gala to go to the restroom.
>Meanwhile, Pitt bid $80,000 to watch an episode of “GOT” with Clarke. Then he outbid himself to $90,000. When Harington came back into the room, the actor offered to also sit in on the episode viewing. And that’s when Pitt raised his own bid to $120,000.
LMAO meanwhile, in the real world, Asian chads need to simply need to make eye contact with Clarke and she creams herself.
Logan Mitchell
damn she lookin' for that GHENGIS dick
David Ramirez
>best out of three
>both put the other on his ass, once
>janet, dumb bitch, makes them stop
I guess we'll never know.
Hudson Green
/r/asianmasculinity posting is gay and cringe af. At least post some white girls getting JAVed....oh but you won't because you're all a bunch of butthurt lego headed Changs who cry about your whore grandmas getting bayonetted in the cunt by the Japs. I piss and shit on the Chinese.
James Parker
>asian
>eye contact
Jack Martinez
>naruto music plays
ha ho haaaAa
*complex finger movement*
KAGE BUNSHIN!
*POOF*
>smoke explodes as clones of Bruce Lee appear
What you sray now mistar Braddu? You cant tak arr of us!
>they ninja run in circles around Brad Pit, arms flailing behind them
*cracks fists*
*bends head sideways*
*neck pop*
>Brad's long muscled arm strikes like a snapping turtle, grabbing a clone by the throat,
*POOF POOF POOF*
*POOF*
>the clones all disappear
NOO BRADDU STOOOP
AAAAAAH
>tears fall down Bruce Lee's cheeks as he struggles
>Brad Pit ignores his pleads and lifts Bruce Lee up, his feet now flail above the floor
YOU ARR HRHURTING ME BRADUU ..!
>Naruto sad music plays
"Manlets never learn"
*GROTESQUE CRACK*
>His neck broken, Bruce Lee has gone limp. He is dead.
>As his soul ascends to the after life he is greeted by the 7'0 tall archangel Michael by the pearly gates.
"Let's see.... Bruce Lee?"
..yessu..
"Chinese."
..hai..
"Get in line 13, with the school shooters and other manlets."
>Bruce Lee looks for line 13. Its to Hell.
NOOO MICHAERUU YOU BREAKU MY SOUR! PREEAS-
>Michael reaches out in thin air, his hand flat, then nods to the gate
"You must be this tall to enter"
Lucas Bailey
Why no webms of the fight? Step the fuck up Yea Forums
Juan Bell
Cope
Christian Adams
Asher Howard
kek
Caleb Bell
David Bennett
Realistically, isn't this exactly what would have happened? Cliff has, like, six inches and eighty pounds on Bruce, plus he's a stuntman with military experience. All the kung fu in the world can't stop you from being short and light-weight.
Josiah Sanchez
new pasta?
Oliver Taylor
Bruce Lee would have been absolutely manhandled by any high school wrestler with a size advantage.
Isaac Edwards
>get in line 13
My sides
Jason Sullivan
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PREASE STOP I NO CALL YOU WHITU PIGGU ANYMORRU
Robert Barnes
what's with subhuman chinks that trigger white people here so much?
Colton Price
No because I'm still alive
Benjamin Thompson
No asian guy has won shit in the MMA. Which is what Bruce Lee would be compared to today. Becoming a sissy trap for white men is what asian "boys" should become.
Jaxson Barnes
Why does Pitt look like Travolta here
is he getting BOGGED?
Adrian Lopez
Back in reality
Gabriel Bailey
>singlehandedly ended the reign of the Gracie family
>wins over Kevin Randleman, Ken Shamrock, Rampage Jackson and Vitor Belfort
>all in Japan where roids are OK
let’s give a hand to the actual GOAT chink fighter. I love the way little nips fight desu. Y’all little slanty eye’d fuckers are OK with me.
Alexander Long
No one takes risks in MMA like a wily impish little Asian
Dominic Nelson
>emilia general fags are all Asians
wow good to know user thanks
Chase Hughes
If Asian women are this masculine, then Asian men must be total CHADS
Gabriel Hill
Isn't it Saint Peter that stands at the pearly gates?
Julian Moore
Ayden Robinson
>n-no, u triggered, not me!
Okay Xiao