>SIR, WATCH OUT!!!
>ROBERT NOOOOOOOO
>You crazy bastard, why did you take that bullet for me?
>I... I don't know sir, my body moved on it's own.
>You are going to be ok Robert, the cinema nurse is going to be here any moment now
>SOMEONE HELP, ROBERT IS DOWN
>Sir... may I tell you a secret
>Save your energy Rob, you are going to tell me everything you want, later when you are better.
>Sir...please I must tell you this
>*tears in my eyes* Ok Robert, what is it?
SIR, WATCH OUT!!!
Adrian Flores
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Owen Sanders
>I'm your father
Angel Jenkins
NOOOOOOO INCELS ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS WHOS GONNA FUCK MY GF NOW
Ayden Bell
fuck niggers
Asher Foster
One ticket to see "Joker", NOW!
Ryan Anderson
>d-despite being only 13 p-percen....
Nicholas Sanchez
>I love you
Cooper Adams
>*coughs up blood*
>despite being only 13%....
>*Robert dies*
>NOOOOOO ROBERT, I LOVED YOU
Caleb Thomas
>I always knew you didn't buy that second ticket for a date.
Jace Lopez
>y-yo *coughs up blood* your c-crab legs...w-wer *gasps* were imitation
Jack Lewis
>NOOOOOOOO
Jeremiah Carter
>With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.
Lucas Cox
Fucking kek
Jason Reed
can you incels stop spamming this nigger meme fuck off to reddit with this shit
Justin Watson
>SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO WORK DURING JOKER SCREENINGS NI
Michael Hall
People in pride parades would take a moment to call you a complete faggot.
Jason Reyes
>Re-*cough* Remember the discounts I'd give you? I wasn't allowed to. They were all full price, I paid for the difference myself. Why? Because you were a friend, and worth it.
Liam Myers
>Hmm, it says here that your only qualification is in making Yea Forums a worse place completely for free.
>I'm sorry sir, but we don't need janitors at the moment.
Elijah Rodriguez
This is easily the best one
Justin King
Had quite a shock seeing your hands there, Robert. I mean, you never mentioned that you were married.
Parker Flores
>T-The *coughs blood* the kinoplex is yours user. Take good care of her
>ROBERT NOOOOOOOOOO
Caleb Nelson
>hates board culture
>thinks it's r*ddit
>still comes to Yea Forums
i guarantee you're an imagination-less sneedposter
Noah Rodriguez
NOOOOOOOOOOO ROBERT NOT LIKE THIS
Angel King
Based Robert
Liam Rivera
This legit made me tear up. Goddamn it, user.
Ian Torres
Don't talk to Robert like that you fucking tranny.
Aiden Gray
>I mean, you never mentioned that you were married.
>I am not, I only wear it to discourage the cougars. Don't want another episode like the last time you brought your mother here, do we? Haha
Robert Allen
>That falcon of yours? Heh, remember how I always told you it bypassed the no singles policy? It never did, user. I ju-*cough* just knew you needed to take your own time...
Caleb Johnson
Ethan Morris
The delegates, Rahbert
Landon Martinez
I believe social media has led to a destabilization in how individuals perceive others and themselves leading to a minority therein lashing out in response to their own perception of how things are in their altered warped ideal of what the world and persons in the world should be. It has come from these issues that I do believe that a film such as "Joker" should not be allowed release as such because it may incite the already self-described "Disenfranchised Males" of America to feel justified in their reasoning of attempting to further lash out. We must quell this menace before it is too late!
Isaiah Smith
Thats Brie.
Jaxson Baker
Landon Kelly
>The Designater Shooter... it's all a lie, user...
>What ? What do you mean, Robert ?
>They showed us during orientation... the Designated Shooter, it's all engineered... They made us enforce the No Singles Policy... to CREATE Shooters...
>What...
>You were supposed to Shoot this kinoplex up, user... You were my mark... I was supposed to push you to your limit: forced penis inspections, girlfriend checks in the middle of the movie, the works...
>But I couldn't do it... you just... seemed like a good guy, user... I told myself, this time I'll give him a fried crab on the house, but tomorrow I'll put him in greenscreen bondage, send him down to the Capeshit Mines...
>But then the next day, you'd come in... and you'd seem happy when I greeted you... me, even though I'm black... I thought... heck... if this is a nazi incel... he's alright by me... !!
>Robert !
>... This is it for me... looks like the light's are coming on, heh...
>Tell me, user... the film... was it kino ? Was it... ...
Xavier Gray
>Sir?
>Sir, are you there?
>I feel cold, Sir
Hudson Moore
Isaiah Anderson
kek
Lincoln Long
>I have information... information about...
>What is it Robert?? Information about what??
>information... about the Clinton emails...*urk*
>Robert? ROBERT??
Ian White
ROBERTTTTTTT
John Sanders
ROBERT PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT
Owen Harris
Kevin Gray
Stop dying and get me my crabs legs nigger
Christian Bell
kino
Adrian Walker
I wunna g-g-go h-oome wojack
Jayden Richardson
lmao
Ian Brooks
robert.....
Brody Carter
literally a tourist
Nicholas Cook
Brandon Ward
>Despite being 13% of the population, you won 100% of our hearts, Robert...
Christopher Gonzalez
Ryder Clark
John Adams
literally niggers, go back
Josiah Perez
>...I need to tell you the truth about the popcorn butter
Aaron Gray
Andrew Brooks
fucking hell
Kayden Peterson
YES ROBERT IT WAS FUCKING KINO
Owen Price
>someone shot Robert
Adrian Ward
It hurts...
James Allen
>a-a-user....I have something here. It’s my...it’s my last “N-Word pass” user
>...all my life I’ve been treated like a second class citizen for being but-*coughs up blood*...
>....but I-I want you to have this pass user. Y-You’ve earned the trust of the negro race. I’d be happy to....I’d...
>....
>...*opens eyes slightly, smiles* I’d be happy to c-call you, MY NIGGER!
>*stares off into the distance, gasping for air*
>....
>....a-a-and the s-sneedposters, user?
“Yes, Robert?”
>all me *dies with a mischevious grin*
Hudson Campbell
D-Delet this
Juan Butler
Okay this is epic. But also very sad.
Evan Fisher
>y-you cute white boi
Isaac Reed
>board culture
Alexander Morales
Liam Turner
based
Ian Hernandez
if i die watching a stupid fucking capeshit movie im gonna be pissed
Bentley Brooks
ALRIGHT NOBODY MOVE
THIS WON'T BE THE ONLY DEAD NIGGER IN THIS CINEMA TONIGHT UNLESS YOU START LISTENING
I'M TIRED OF IT ALL. THE LONELINESS. THE REJECTIONS. THE PENIS INSPECTIONS.
I JUST WANTED TO WATCH A MOVIE. BUT NO. YOU HAD TO INTRODUCE A NO SINGLES POLICY. WELL GUESS WHAT. SO-CALLED EVIL NAZI WHITE MEN WANT TO WATCH MOVIE TOO. YOU HEAR? YOU HEAR ME??
PLAY THE MOVIE OR THIS ONE'S NEXT.
Ryder Watson
>"Wait, if you're my father, that means..."
>Robert nods, slowly
>"I'm half black! And that means..."
>Robert shakes his head, mouthing "no" as he realizes his mistake
>the last thing he hears as he slips into oblivion is me shouting "nigger, nigger!" over and over while running off
Wyatt Wood
>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe *cough*
>Attack falcons on fire on the screening of King Lion
>I watched projector beams glitter in the dark showing Heaven's Gate
>All those moments will be lost in time, like cia on that plane
>Time to die...
Evan Barnes
god tier
Easton Gray
Aiden Gray
ROBERT NO
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Luke Gutierrez
13% of the population but 100% based
Robertposting is the best thing this board has had in a while
Alexander Nguyen
They will pay for this Robert, this I swear.
John Gonzalez
>You were right user
>R-right about what Robert?
>All this time, I thought Blade Runner was a great *cough*
>ROBERT
> - a great film...but....user....you were right about everything
>I-i don't understand.
>It was dis- *spits up blood* it was dis- dis -
>Not like this Robert, please god no
>...dishonest filmmaking.
Brody Walker
Nicholas Walker
>YOU BAAASTARDS RAAAGHHAAAAAAAAA
Levi Morgan
Hudson Hernandez
>film ends with user overcoming his neet ways and upholding robert's legacy by taking his old job at the snack counter
>an incel comes up to the desk and asks if the no singles policy is real
>user smiles
WELCOME TO YOUR LIFE
THERE'S NO TURNING BACK
Jace Roberts
Die Robert
Anthony Garcia
>robert! ROBERT
>*cough cough*
>You will live, Robert! You will!
>I think I won't, user...
>NO, YOU WILL! ROBERT, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!
>I think I won't...
>...
>but...
>What?
>...
>WHAT?! ROBERT! ROBEEEEEEEERT!
>....Who does?
Justin Davis
>user...
>oh robert....
>heaven won't have a- a si-si-singles policy...will it user?
>robert...if it does, tell em...tell em you're waiting for a friend.
Charles Gray
that's beautiful, user
Dominic Taylor
why did the incels kill our beloved robert? he didn't deserve this.
Asher Williams
Brayden Brown
Dominic White
>No... but it does have a no niggers policy
Ethan Sanders
TELL MY WIFE...IM AN ORANGUTAN
Anthony Collins
Fucking retard kys
Logan Carter
Robert... The Kinoplex is nothing without you...
Lincoln King
kek
Luis Young
Robert will have no trouble getting in then
Camden Flores
I mean they are the descendants of Caine and can never be allowed entry into heaven. I didn't write the scripture, user.
Xavier Perry
Leo Sanchez
Christian Hernandez
Caine?
Joseph Green
Lucas Sullivan
Kino thread.
Ian Ward
Dang, Robert. This is really the end.
Christian Lee
That is it. It's time to end Kinoplex's tyranny. Who is with me?
Austin Hall
stop, don't do this
Colton Hall
based
Brody Gomez
I wasn't expecting to feel like this
Jose Murphy
came for the laughs. Stayed for the feels.
Christian Moore
James Perry
Anthony Myers
Robertposting has been around for years now
Jordan Miller
newfag
Jack Gomez
Worst thread on Yea Forums right now
Connor Moore
worst post on Yea Forums right now
Sebastian Gonzalez
Underrated
Angel Diaz
>it's... free real estate
Tyler Fisher
And that was how user became the one to shoot those who shoot up the kinoplex. I ask you Yea Forums who japes the japers?
Lucas Walker
Jacob Jackson
Christian Perry
Parker Foster
>we have been through some hard times together haven't we user?
> *sad chuckle* we sure have Robert
> I can't believe you came to see every single MCU and star wars movie by yourself even though you would walk out in the middle complaining. I was always glad to see you come buy a ticket. That you made it another couple more months.
> I would not have able to without you here my friend
>do me one last favor user
>what is it robert.
>...come see Rise of Skywalker for me in December ok?
> *wipes away tears* you fucking mouse shill
Dominic Phillips
Julian Cruz
>Hey hey, if it isn't my good pal user!
>What's wrong? Cat got your tongue?
Joseph Wood
Reported this thread for hate towards minorities.
Ian Diaz
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hudson Ramirez
CAME HERE TO LAUGH NOT TO CRY, FUCKERS
Jason King
Aaron Scott
Oliver Stewart
How dare you stand where he stood
Ryder Russell
Nice
Carson Peterson
>the cinema nurse
UFFFF!!
Jaxon White
There should be a funeral. Does anyone have any words to say about Robert?
Eli Lewis
fucking dimes put me in the screencap
Nathaniel Roberts
worst dubs on Yea Forums tight now
Thomas Roberts
N*
Nolan Powell
Holy shit is it me or have we gotten very high quality kinoplex threads lately? It's starting to get worrying
Jaxon Lopez
This is peak shitposting.
Nathaniel Cooper
>credits roll with this theme
m.youtube.com
>after credits shot of Robert waking up and saying "no homo tho" before breathing his last breath
Adrian Wood
What do you mean user? It's me, Robert
William Myers
Lincoln Butler
Benjamin Rodriguez
The myth of Robert keeps becoming more robust and based by the day.
Gabriel Smith
Cooper Bennett
Robert Turner
FUCKING
KINO
Colton Turner
wasn't expecting the feels. but here we are
Luis Smith
>don't blame the shooter user it's not his fault, he was just a gamer a society
Nathaniel Bennett
Yeah it's kinda strange. I've been following Kinoplex threads since their inception and these new ones are really creative.
Caleb Rodriguez
Thomas Williams
I love how this meme would make absolutely no sense to an outsider. I love this place so much.
Josiah Edwards
KINO
William Hall
Jesus fuck, I'm actually tearing up
Oliver Rodriguez
was gonna make fun of you losers for role playing again until i read this kino. powerful stuff lads
John Roberts
>this random post on Yea Forums that's going to disappear into the archives in a week and never seen again has more heart than half the movies that came out this summer
Wyatt Young
unironically adapt this into a screenplay, it could be the most powerful statement of the last decade
Brayden Robinson
Aye
Mason Barnes
Goodnight sweet Robert
Christian White
I didn't need this today.
Nolan Murphy
"meme" did used to mean inside joke, not "instantly accessible to everybody at all times joke" like a blonde joke
Leo Bell
>Hey aren't you the person my son Robert Jr. always talked about.......user right?
> He said seeing user and getting into antics at the Kinoplex always brightened up his day, thanks for making my boy happy user
>Now what are you here for user? I can give you a discount on whatever you want, just ask.
Angel Reed
>send him down to the Capeshit Mines...
Fucking KEK
Ryder Cruz
you sound like a huge queer, it would be better if you left. seriously just a really fucking queer post.
Nolan Fisher
It can't be normal to feel this sad over a Yea Forums post. I'm seriously on the brink of breaking down crying.
Alexander Rodriguez
Manager, why is this filthy nigger chatting to me
Landon Rogers
>No, but it does have a no niggers policy
Mods, you deleted my post but not the other 6 posts ITT that said niggers? Because I broke your little onions hearts? ROBERT IS A NIGGER AND IS PART OF THE 12%.
Caleb Hall
>despite being 13% of the population...
>you own 100% of my heart
Elijah Taylor
Fuck off redditor. "Meme" my ass, memes have been "normie" for years. Go back to whatever shitty meme feed you came from.
Cooper Gutierrez
>it was just a prank user
>look, the camera's over there!!!
Gabriel Baker
Kys, Robert is pure
Daniel Garcia
No, something's wrong, THIS ISN'T RIGHT
Aiden Ross
Robert! Who else will I buy popcorn from?
this stupid fucking thread has me tearing up, I don't wanna lose another friend
Liam Ward
goddamnit
Logan Cooper
society killed robert who is pure and a friend to all including le incel fuck off reddit
Xavier Lewis
lol
Owen Allen
William Anderson
jesus christ
Wyatt Hall
I'LL GET YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU HEAR ME!? I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU! YOU KILLED THIS MAN IN COLD BLOOD, NO PURPOSE, NO REASON. I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH IF I HAVE TO, YOU HEAR ME!? TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRTH.
Jack Ortiz
Ethan Myers
N-word
Henry Smith
this thread
Kevin Morris
i don't get it lol
Luis Barnes
Robert proves that although all niggers are black, not all blacks are niggers.
He didn't deserve this.
Jonathan Barnes
Landon Allen
The "No-Singles" policy is strictly enforced with having a date present with you, but Based Robert knew user was lying when user would buy two tickets and say that "haha my gf is in the bathroom and will join me soon haha".
Robert let him see the kino anyway, every time.