Tfw no Napoleon kino ever

>tfw no Napoleon kino ever
Why?

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when will they learn?
>inb4 muh propaganda
cope

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No one short enough for the role

He is not American

Now Maitland! Now's your time!

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They already made it zoomer

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He's not Anglo, that's why we have movies literally glorifying a shameful retreat in Dunkirk before we have a kino about one of their greatest enemy.

do a double feature with the gance movie and waterloo
and then rid the world of your filth ignorant zoomer

What about Bill and Ted, OP. That movie is very based.

Propaganda.

Kubrick was going to make the greatest movie ever about his life. Sadly it got canceled for corporate reasons

TRANS RIGHTS

He got routed by bunnies lol

I want kino about the French Revolutionary Wars, not more Napoleon crap.

This. Fuck off OP.

Were there many battles in the revolution? Wasn't it just some people marching, stealing and cutting patrician heads? Make a film about that girl who stabbed that idiot who kept writing some shit that fueled the reign of terror instead.

what did he mean by this?

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Other countries were trying to put the revolutionaries down and kept getting BTFO before Napoleon even went to school

Young Napoleon was a qt

manlets
cope
propaganda
dilate
have sex

>no punic kino ever
That's the real bummer

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Napoleonic Europe is the one deserving a full fledged serie. It's not jut about Napoleon, its about his entourage, the cast of marshals and their clashing personalities, the complex politics and the tragedy of it all.

The french revolution anf its fallout will never get mainstream media attention. You really think that the world powers want people watching an adaptation of real life events where regular people revolt against powerfull people and win? Not only win, but make an empire of their own. It will never happen. We're supposed to stay sheep and forget about real revolution.