Naked Attraction

Come join us for Britain's favourite degenerate dating show. Starts in 10 bings.

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Do bongs really??

KINO

T I M E

how ugly will they be tonight, lads?

Waheyy

naked attraction is one of the main reasons why i am happy to be alive. what a great show

Got my absinthe and cyanide. Let's do this.

>Mixing
Fucking plebs

the girls on this show are disgusting

do they ever have soys or neckbeards on to condescend or is it just like the five hot people in england?

>that one S1 episode where a "bisexual" girl is the picker
>she disses all the men and compliments all the women, even the grossly overweight one

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This show has had some fucking smokin skanks on it over the years. I haven't seen this season yet, but I imagine the pool of worthwhile skanks is running out.

Any sph tonight lads?

Was last week's good lads? missed it

>fice hot people
lmao mate you are going to be very disappointed it's rarely 1 hot person let alone 5

Horny Christian cancer-survivor granny was awesome

stream?

GET UR TITS OUT LOVE

Apprentice starting in a couple of weeks, Take Me Out not long after, I love this shit posting time of year.

>take me out
fucking hype

you lads reckon the woman is gonna be a milf? hope that the second one, the guy has better choices than the guy last week

Please post the hot milf, she was fucking perfect. She was spanish or french

link

channel4.com/now/c4

Italian, her name was Titsyana too

Don't worry, her and that other slampig will get posted, they always do.

google channel 4 stream you can find a couple on page 1

I wonder if they do they do the lads first to prevent viewer drop-off?

Reckon the host will ever get naked for the final episode or something, I want to see her so bad

her nudes got leaked lol

she has nudes out there lad

>be britbong
>pay for television license
>watch other people's disfigured genitals for entertainment
what the fuck is wrong with the angl*ids?

Her wife got fappaning'd so she intentionally posted her own nudes and did a documentary about celeb leaks

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HELLO MILFER

tfw no single mum mulatto gf

MILF QUEEN
looked much better in intro vid than outfit on the show tho

>""""christian"""""
>single mum
>favourite movie is Titanic

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>2 kids
yikes

Where can we Americunts watch it online?

OH GOD, OH MY FUCKING GOD MUM GET THE CAMERAAAA, MUUUMMY

inb4 one of them is her ex baby-daddy for DRAMA

cannot wait for her mummy milkers bros

an American show would do this

the show is racist as fuck
>only 5 episodes with a black guy
>both of them get cucked hard
and that's literally 5 seasons and counting. diversity my ass.

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she's pretty fit won't lie

whats the deal with that kitchen

the wall is on the right but there is a counter in front of her

for a christian shes not too sexually repressed

she is fit as fuck

>didn't show up

He was based

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>cut
NO THANKS

LOL WE JUST SAW REDS BALLS SHRINK IN ANXIETY ZOOM IN

Anyone remember the episode with the chick who got all ugly guys and she was pissed

what's with all these cutfags?

fuck, stupid UK shows not available to stream in the USA

based /cut gang/

State of this fucking show

>cut brown weenie
disgusting

Probably only a unit like a fridge freezer

Fucking hell lads, most of these dicks are making me feel good about mine

I hate you

>nice feet
*zooms in on his goblin feet*
what did she mean by this

Look at this dirty bastard lmao

stupid cow you can take out that PA piercing

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looks like fucking Gloin

why these men all have little willies witg discoloured skin.

shes actually quite hot. can tell this birds classy. bit too classy for me.

im watching last episode since i cant find a US stream. so im just going to comment about this one as i watch it.

He looks like the sort of person that's murdered about a dozen prostitutes.

lmao mate you are dense as shit she thought his cock was too small and just being nice

freeintertv.com/view/id-2481

Fucking dodged a bullet

>tfw substantially smaller than all of them

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chris looks gay af

There was a link some user posted last week that worked.

Help pl0x!

she's better looking than the lads by a large margin

FUCK I want to suck on mommy milkies soooo bad! GIMME GIMME MILKY MILKY

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>freeintertv.com/view/id-2481
>this channel is not available in your region

Man, the last episode started w/ a gay dude? Lame.

wtf the girl is actually attractive for once

She is so dissapointed

red literally has my body lmao but im a bit thinner

Proper unit is red. Real Brexit DNA that la

>gets to poke her in the bum

orange lucky lad

Doesn't work.

There's another site but I don't have link.

built like a brick shit house

He had HIV as well. The second guy last week was cool though

This show is so weird. Fuckin bongs

when will they learn

ZOOMS IN ON HIS COCK TOUCHING THE BACK OF HER DRESS FUCKING LOL

Fucking hell how could you have this little self respect, is there any incentive to doing this show

GREEN MANLET BTFO

Oh shit I'm sorry

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manlets btfo once again

Screenshot

AHHH HEIGHT AGAIN

desu all these bodies look abit shit compares to her. she looks like she needs a tall slim fella

>5'11
>too small
Manlets BTFO

good thing the studio is cold, a guy i know was on it

>thread starts filling with Ameriprudes again

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MANLETS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

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which one are you

why would i have a screenshot of that lad lol

yeah was thinking this desu

is she white?

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Tony literally dressed like a 16 year old

yellow reporting in

im surprised were this far without one of them dropping the N bomb

>Star of David
are they even trying to hide it

combinations of 2 and 4

There is no star on the show mong, who ever made that image added

The show seems impossible for a grower

red but slightly taller and slimmer

Wow. Thanks for geuinely making me feel less shitty about my looks.

Yeah, what a walking disaster. All 6 of those dudes in the booths are probably making the same "nnnnyyyaaaaaggghhhh" noise from that family guy clip about butter (youtube.com/watch?v=UqeA20poVF4).

it's harder to play along w/ gay guys and chicks, but usually gays go for fittest and chicks vote like a man but keep an Uggo around to not feel so shallow, as woman do.

jfc

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So we have Jews here capping the show them

i suppose i would fuck yellow and red

based

give it to me straight lads, how much do girls actually care about cock size

That's a sherrifs star.

What the fuck

they would assume i have a micropenis based on soft state

size matters, but not as much as how you make them look outside the bedroom and if you can still make them cum hard with your little dick.

>Britain
>where the men look like women and the women look like men
K E K

It's important, but as long as you're average at least - there are more important things

they care that it's adequate which is usually ~5-6 inches erect
what matters a lot more is how you're perceived by society so your height and facial looks and a certain extent your body in general. cock just has to be good enough altho obviously if u are blessed down there it will be something she brags about too but a girl will not date a guy with a big dick who is ugly (tho she might fuck him) while she will date a guy who is attractive with a meh deck

more outside the bedroom than in it

They really are awful at matching people

this gracious milf doesn't deserve these schmucks.

Maybe they just don't have enough applicants to match well

First time watching live tv in ages, holy shit there are loads of gambling ads now

purple has this fucking easily

WAIT she is married to Sue fucking Perkins? Jesus wept.

>PURPLE

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absolute chad purple is

>the redcel

last week's fag is definitely gonna stick w/ blue, pink and green. red and yellow are huskyboys. unless he reveals a daddy complex.

I’m convinced the British Empire was created so that brits didn’t have to fuck each other

Obviously pink is winning

okay its obvious now which one shes gna pick. NEXT!!!

She seems too classy to be a single mum. bad genetics.

>literally making fun of the virgin jawlet red
this is fucking brutal

>superhero jaw

she loves capeshit,. wew

reminder that it is literally all about the face

>JAWLINE NOT CHISELED ENOUGH
FUCKING LOL
RED ALSO KNOWS HE JUST LUCKED OUT BC HE FAT AND GOING OUT NEXT LMAO
FUCKING THIS WOMAN IS SAVAGE

A lot, but it doesn't scale as much for most women.

Most women expect average or bigger, which means there simply aren't enough men around that are good enough for their standards assuming monogamy.
Size queens are somewhat rare though, those who will just require +20cm.
Most are curious about big cocks though, even though they're not size queens.

Ah yes, I wonder why she got rid of the far ginger neckbeard.

>tfw jawlet

Post the mogging NOW

Just hopped on the stream

What have I missed so far?

Girl looks cute

its going to be between the chad purple and virgin red isnt is?

Who /nojaw/ here?

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>at least she didn't ate muh knob

based norf

Stream link plz?

How expensive is jaw surgery lads?

I'd still watch

red looks so fucking out of place he canm't believe he agreed to this nonsense what was he thinking lmao

>tfw have had many unsolicited comments about my jawline from girls
:^)

I'm watching it on an Android app called modbro

last week's fag is definitely sticking w/ pink. just gonna ffw and see if i guessed it.

She only did this coz she knows shes got cracking tits

>red did a cat version of her
>tells her about his dead cat

fucks sake

PURPLE TALKS LIKE SUCH A SPACKER LOL

MADLAD

The British are incredibly base. Didn't they used to have a TV show about people taking shits and then comparing the size of their turds? Seriously.

>bringing up his DEAD cat
fucking hell red try and salvage this sinking ship

Of course he has a cat

>drew a tractor

well that's my new chat up line confirmed

>chad is a voicecel

Bet he's a fury too the fucking onions drenched lod

AHAHAHA pinks voice is horrific AHAHAHAHA

>that drop shadow
wow good for him

purple has to win this or it will be a miscarriage of justice

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OMG THIS PICTURE ROUND WAS AMAZING WTF LMAO A TRACTOR
WEHAT A MONG

purple thick as pig shit

For me, it's yellow

Are these guys literally autistic?

>health advisor
>is fat
everytime

>health adviser
LMAO

hmmn i wonder why she eliminated the fat neckbeard

HERE WE GO MILF BOD

Wouldn't be a problem if people weren't so degenerate.

LOL
SHE IS SO RUTHLESS
SAYS RED VOICE IS REALLY MANLY
SAYS HIS VOICE DOESNT MATCH HIS APPEARENCE
FUCKING LOL

oh shit, i was wrong, last week's fag was a size queen himself! picked the white dude w/ the giant hog.

>Health Advisor
Hahaha HAHAHAHA

God, I feel so gay looking at all these dicks. Where's the pusy?

English people so disgusting

LADS

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not bad

>I DO LIKE THAT
what did purple mean by this

Pusy is coming now

Milkies

MUMMY

L O N D O N
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D
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lmao pink's comments

nice tits, hasnt let herself go after 2 babies

>purple is 39
wtf

It was a health show where they would take a look at peoples shits.

Fuck yeah baby show the arse

State of the manlet's collapsed chest

Corr finally a peng ting

she's alrite/10

you'd only apply to be on this show if you're a fucking idiot or a woman

last week's round two, first reveal:

green: yuck
pink: so far so good
red: tiiiight
yellow: niiice
blue: cute outie girl
orange: bleck

im guessing he drops green before orange

absolute state of british women

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>went for the handsome tall guy with the giant cock

shocking

>I can appreciate a good penis

do they ever get erect when the lasses come out

wow whow ould have guessed the best looking won haha
and omg she is so obsessed with jawlines haha

wasn't expecting those tittys

I thought her tummy was a bit weak, but yeah after 2 babies that is fine.

pls i need to know, is she white?

When catholic granny was picking, the guy she chose got a chub on when they hugged. He was like mid 50s too

someone post her bobs

that farmer cunt looks like a real deviant/psycho

girth beats length

>tfw fatpad
>tfw upwards curved/boomerang dick
>tfw can't understand if it's 4.5" or 6.5"
I just repeat to myself "you've got an average dick, you're fine", but most days I don't know if it's true... I really have to shave and lose the weight; maybe the proportions will make more sense then... I mean, I see guys laying down and having their dick sucked in porn, and even the big ones can't be longer than 8" or so, but they look much, much bigger than mine when I push it upwards. Like, 3 times the size. But I measure my flaccid, and it's 4" non-bonepressed, and my erect is clearly bigger, so the whole thing is driving me fucking nuts.

>this timeline

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Not bad honestly

>this is the ethnicity that larps as the heirs of the roman people and the true successor of the white race

imagine being such an autistic twat you are trying to talk about last weeks episode while we watch a new episode together

>picks the tall chad over the other guy
What's the point if you can see their faces, I thought it was about their bodies?

The blonde with her hands cuffed together is a legitimate qt

>catholic granny
>naked attraction
wtf

Looks like a halfie

MUMMY MUMMY MAKE THE BAD MAN GO AWAY
that skin tone makes me uncontrollably erect lads

i would fuck loads of those

Leo only dates girls below 24 my dear, it's over for you x

she's well fit desu boys

Post some pics, I can't find the stream or be bothered to watch.

She was a church going grandmother who was a cancer survivor. But she was a proper randy fucker the entire episode

not even once

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>2 kids
Yeah that's not going beyond a first date

>she's only 28
LMAO

this guy sounds EXACTLY like an autistic guy i know lol

>black girl at the end of the third row

many, many times

>chad
>zero personality
deary me

Anyone got a working link?

Quite a few top-tier QTs there, but yeah loads of disgusting tattooed filth also.

Horrendous. I’d still fuck most of them.

>she's still single
I'm off lads, ta-rah

#4 from the left on row 4 had 2-3 kids iirc, crazy fit for that

wait what? are you serious? no way that's true

Top left pink is fine.

imagine getting naked on tv. disgusting

oh my he got rid of pink, but shes an old hag, so good on him

round two last week, reveal 2:

green: flapjacks
red: meh fakes
yellow: sad flapjacks
blue: disappointing A's but better than the others
orange: flapjacks with puffies

these women are all gross, im done playing.

not once

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>cucked by yellow from the grave
did not see that one coming

Cucked because he couldn't be arsed ffs

Wow, I live in Montana and the women here look like super models compared to this.

trannys up next

imagine being such a boring cunt that you get rekt by a manlet who isn't nearly as good looking as you and older. lol talk about wasting chad genes

Imagine NOT driving 2 hours for pussy smdh

does anyone else ever notice how almost every contestant dresses like absolute shit once you see them clothed?

oops. spoiler is out. janny is out to get me

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??? its a guy choosing girls

This is just how people dress in the UK.

I went to Dennys this Sunday and I'm seeing more pancakes here than I did there.

"""guy"""

fucking godawful fashion sense, the lot of em

Fuck sake post the italian milf

yeh pretty much. can tell an english or american tourist anyway because the worst dressed are american and 2nd worst are english.

God, fat women are so fucking disgusting.

Children unironically make women glow more user

Link please?

First girl on the third row is the only decent looking one. Why are british women so ugly?

last one of the so called British "beauties"

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Top right looks like an army dad, wew

Ask nicely in future

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that's what people dress like desu

Would shag most desu, you incels need to watch less porn

You're doing god's work user

I'm not going to defend English women, but you've got to take into account the sort of people who'd actually want to go on this thing

Presenter has a pennis an vegene
well known ..

ooft

Fucking hell she is literally perfection

Were there ever any actual trannys on here? not just people who look unfortunate.

>the absolute state of England

Is the bottom right Anna Richardson herself?

>final row #3
fertility goddess

Yes, your second link is real trannies

mamma mia

Mommy!

ben shapiro-looking one in bottom-left is kinda cute

>guy
lol yeah ok

>works in advertising
>gym 10x a week

Maximum deano

>/fit/izen

SO FUCKING ANNOYED. ME MUM CAME IN AND RUINED THAT WHOLE FUCKING LAST BIT OF THAT EPISODR WITH THE Yea Forums LADS

Hey look its /fit/

state of that black girl's tit-job

Based Business Chad.

Bet he's gonna be all ruthless on them ho's.

>i got massively bullied
Why is it people talk like utter retards?

Do one but with ass instead.

>advertising
>only cares about the gym
sounds like the most boring cunt alive

>tummy shot

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Sure, but women also tend to go fatter, but she's in terrific shape with a perfectly flat stomach.

literally /fit/

She's too good for this show. The average between all these girls is a 4/10.

Come off it mate, those are just unfortunate-looking people... Maaaaybe second and second to last.

>tfw high test
I'd unironically fuck all of them, even the fatties and the uggos.

please somebody post the infamous webm of 3rd row, 2nd from right

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Once a fatoid, always a fatoid, sorry pal

Warning for Americans - you are about to see uncensored vaginas

pretty sure i've seen that tattoo guy on /fa/ tattoo threads

He has such a sad, miserable face

>gorgeous

infamous? i'd say it's famous for all the right reasons

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE IS GOOD

>tattoos

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And didn't she end up going on the date with Dominis from Spartacus but not famous?

he still looks like shit lol

lol yeah, definitely sounds like /fit/guy
was fat, now fit with forced confidence and wants his stacey

I wonder if Japs see this show and think all English game shows are weird.

Blue looks like a qt, actually.

Is it just me or do a very large portion of them have innies? I thought beef flaps were more common

Anyone with tattoos can fuck off

>all the pussies without tattoos look disgusting

Hes too well spoken to be deano. he does sound boring though. 10x week women gonna hate that.

surpised woke channel 4 broadcast how people like 'neat' inny vaginas every week

>those subtle tit veins

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people always post that, but not the fact that she picks a ftm tranny tranny over an indian guy

absolute state of indian "men"

vaginas are objectively disgusting on their own

don't @ me

Huy is thick mentioning he used to be fat, now he has to carry yellow for atleast 2 rounds

Anyone got a working link?

>no pubes allowed

Based deaon paedo

god this guy is a scrotum

They'd have to censor this haha

FUCKING HELL ORANGE

>all tucked in
>neat and tidy
Why do they always describe vaginas like this every single time?

fuck off americuck

Disgusting piercings

to btfo roasties

because large labia are disgusting

I agree
penises are much more aesthetic
not even gay

why do i feel like he's making up these sexual anecdotes?

where is this guy from again? onme of my mate's friend sounds just like him

Can't say "fucking hate fannies that look like they're had literally miles of cock", it's rude

this guy is a fuckin knob tbqh

Yuck, two episodes ago there was an old lady???? Jesus christ alfuckinmighty.

episode 2 round 2 reveal 1:

green: nice pussy, possible gunt situation tho
pink: better pussy, but tattoo (yuck)
red: WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR CUUUUUUNT
yellow: nice gash but those nails say drama
blue: fat, next
orange: weird pussy but i like it, weird elephant tat but cool i guess, probably eats ass

Have any of the girls who've done this show done porn or nude modelling? Or do they screen those people out before selecting contestants?

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Essex of course

>trainee teacher from Slovakia
>vag tattoo
kek

he sure got rid of this shitty heffalump woman first

>trainee teacher

oh my days if her school saw this theyd never live it down

EWWWWWWWWWWWW SHE"S FUCKING FAT

why are there so many people with tats every week, or did he say he likes tats or something?

or are is there a preponderance of tattooed people amongst those desperate enough to go on the show?

Mila M aka Rumcola aka StunningAna has an outstanding pussy.

>two guys left get to see the chick naked
>"yeah m8 she's hot, definitely my type, hot chicks are what I go for all the time so you know she's definitely my things, nice tits bruv"
every time

I haven't fucked in a long time

You could hear the disappointment in his voice when he saw the tits lmao

wtf are you sure i'm almost certain my mate's mate isn't from essex

Remember friend
Dieting>exercise
Ideally both but don't do anything that you'll give up easily
Try using myfitness pal app
Im on this road right now...
It sucks
But I hit 220 recently and I refuse to let this go on any longer

I will @ you because you are wrong on the internet pal. They are beautiful life-giving flowers

ALIOLI

Low test pedophile anime nonces detected.

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tattood people are the type of brainlet attention whores that would go on this show

They're all fuckin slags m8. They all have tattoos and piercings. Respecrtable women don't have that shit.

Also blue is still a qt so far.

Guy is a right prick

blue is kino

yellow and orange are brick shithouses lmao

Why are they doing this?
Why are you doing this?
Why.

She had a nice ass.

LMFAO HE'S FUCKED LOOK AT HIS FACE
all of those are disgusting

>They're all just beautiful aren't they
TOPJEJ

Fed up of women covering themselves in shit tattoos

yeah. bet anything he wont get a second date with whoever he picks

i'd go with blue, the rest are fucked

braphogs are side chick material anyway

Green and pink final choices

Maybe blue because she's a redhead

yellow is nice shape even tho she fat
gotta be blue from the body tho

>be amerimutt
>pay for cable tv
>watch other people's mosaiced genitals for entertainment
what the fuck is wrong with the m*tts?

Orange is a fucking UNIT

for me it's blue and blue only

Based

Pink and blue

If he doesn't pick blue at the end he's gay

>orange taking the gym shit seriously
>she's actually a UNIT

pink is the best and the rest is all shit

I think this is mostly a British vs rest of Europe sort of thing rather than a South vs North. Brits are hardly northerners anyway.

No one can deny them their proud history but Jesus they are ugly.

>no compound lifts
I'd dump them all

I feel like the sort of people who get loads of tattoos have the same personality as the sort of people who would be willing to go fully naked on national television.

Said he doesn't like pubes

big floppy vagina detected

TUUUUUNE

Fatty mcFatson btfo again. lel

>orange is a fucking bouncer

lmao

>door supervisor with a minge piercing

You just know she FUCKS

this guy wasnt bullied because he was fat, he was bullied because hes a cunt

>door supervisor
what the fuck is that

Bouncer

kek

bouncer

this 100% lol
boring twatty attitude

literally said shes adventurous, i swear id go on this show and choose someone like her just for the experience

>undeveloped lower third
>nasolabial folds
nobody but an incel or plastic surgeon knows these terms.

Why do I get the feeling that despite going to the gym 10 times a week (sometimes twice a day) his body is going to look like shit?

>bad teeth
>bad dressers
>shitty hair
>unflattering tits
>inbred faces

The average contestant on this show usually has only a decent pussy and ass going for her, the rest is a shitshow.

tbf he probably became a cunt after being in the gym that much

Both the chicks who have left have had nice asses.
I noticed a surpising amount of bad asses in this show, I think last week or when I was just scanning through some episode on pornhub that I missed.

fucking lmao...though coming to think of it she'd fuck my skelly body like a monster

>bring it in

Bouncer. Just to make it sound something it's not. Like how call centre workers have wanky job titles like 'frontine customer support'

we already seen that he has a lot of abominal fat through intro video lol

how do I get a deano bf

Be a sharon gf

Take all your clothes off on tv and hope that he decides you're the best of a bad lot.

Bouncer actually sounds better than someone who supervises a door

where the FUCK do they employ a WOMAN as a BOUNCER?

Deano ggs aren't called sharon you moron, they are called Jessica

she has hidden her willy , an she Been FULL LEZZA ,
but said as of Real Hallowein Gals
we Pick an option ..
an that is the only genders 2 an freaks like us

>Harvey Keitel still doing adverts for an insurance company.

Fucking hell

Ooooooh red was a trannie from episode 2!!! No wonder the cunt looked off. You fellas ain't foolin us.

Most pubs, can't send a male bouncer into the girl's bogs

most pubs/clubs in the UK

diversity innit

They use them to handle drunken slappers, because if a man did it they'd get charged with sexual assault

jesus fuck what the hell pink / blue

All those complaints are fair and make total sense, fuck channel 4

Where's the new thread you fuckers this one's about to die.

Awww, fuck. Blue is a total butterfaec. Pink is best now.

It's not, one thread is fine.

he is truly a cunt

well that and also going into the girls toilets to catch women doing coke

For me, it's blue

lmao this guy is such a wannabe chad
literally /fit/ incarnate

clapped clapped clapped clapped

WTF BLUE IS A CHINK

This its a shit medja

God this guy is so knobby

>More important things
Like what?

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Top right yellow is the one for me lads
Perfect face
Face is more important than body imo
Though body is important too ofc

They are all dogs but yellow seems the most adventorous so either her or blue for the body

Yellow is a UNIT, gtfo

personality, size of your wallet etc

don't think the girls are that into him

BOOOOOO
WHAT A FUCKING FAG

You've got a job user?
Got your own place?
one side of the bed isn't against the wall right?

Not being a dickhead, being kind, responsible and fun.

her hair was so fucking bad like it's crazy to me when you see women like that who clearly put a lot of effort into the apperance yet they have such clearly awful hair

>20yo old decently attractive girl on this
Why do this to yourself? I'd shag her desu

pink looks like if lilly james was a drug addict

>pink btfo

Holy fuck green's legit a man

He tells her to get bent super enthusiastic like as if she had won lol.

alright, faggot confirmed

Yellow claiming she has an hourglass figure kek

Blue winning

>one side of the bed isn't against the wall right
lol

i think it gotta be blue even tho she has scuffed teeth and asian face

>that ass

Oooh, blue does really have a cute ass. She's back to number 1. Still a butterface.

Roasties like getting tattoos because it's a way of pretending you have a personality.

that ass is 9 year old chinese boy tier

Yeah blue had a naturally nice ass

FUCK ME

blue has a 10/10 arse and a great body, shame about the face

Yellow's is 40 year old man tier though

>the accent
lmao just make something up you arse

Blue has a nice voice
Also
>that NORF accent
>subtle
Fuck off kek
>t. Norf

They've give him a shit bunch to pick from.

why does everyone in the post pick interview take the reasons as genuine
surely she knows it's because she was uglier than those 2 nothing to do with her voice he was just being "nice"

disgusting ass nearly puked

STATE of yellow

Think i wda gone for pink desu. blue looks meh and tiny. yellow is a fucking unit

Green had an amazing smile

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm back to the first episode of the season. This first girl seems supremely annoying. I bet she's got loads of tats hidden under that shitty dress.

lmao he said he USED TO BE fat kek

blue a cute

LMAO HE REALLY IS STILL FAT AS FUCK LMAO AND CHICKEN LEGS

cant wait to see his coc-

Stream isn't working, post pics.

He's got birthing hips lmao

Whats the bed against wall mean, I have a small bedroom? Wtf what if I do it for aesthetic purposes or for practicality with wall sockets etc?

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FRIDGEMODE ACTIVATE

>that nervous jig/waddle

LOL

Blue is way out of his league

Pick yellow, she'll put out my dude

I was thinking something sex related.

>goes to the gym 10 T E N times a week
>still looks like shit
>small dick

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>SS body
JUST

even the chicks are disappointed lmao

Those boyega hips LOL

LMAO BLUE CALLING HIS COCK SIZE OUT WTF
LMAO LITTLE ASIAN BITCH
this
blue is clearly not happy to be picked

SS+GOMAD NOT EVEN ONCE

>goes to the gym 10 times a week
>spends most of it at the vending machine

He's nobody's type luv

i think hes been roiding, the fat distribution and small nuts indicate it

damnit, I'm muting.

I'm sure he's made tons of progress, but I was hoping for more definition.
If this gets posted on /fit/ and you see this thread, please keep up the workout

ahahahaha tiny willy. Also that body bullshit he gyms 10x week

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>small
What did she mean by this

>different
Kek

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>roiding for that

>USUALLY GO FOR SOMEONE WHO IS MORE PHYSICALLY FIT
WHEN HIS WHOLE GIMMICK IS THE GMY
FUCKING LMAO BLUE IS SO UNIMPRESSED

inb4 she cucks him and doesn't turn up to the interview

Man, what a fucking disgusting show. God, it's hilarious.

somebody take a screenshot of the asian girl, im curious. who is it down to boys?

Honestly the contestants should have to fuck if they pick each other. What's the point of all this build up just for a fucking date.

lmao like blue is on the fucking mark with her criticism. his shit body. his tiny cock. his shitty attitude
haha

she won

sad!

He'll an hero before he's 40

Not impressed is she

He really is an insufferable dickhead, isn't he

fucking LMAO

he's got this blasé/entitled demeanour when he's still a chubby mong

I think it's some shield for his insecurity, but he still comes off as a cunt

edit: he got blown out, maybe he'll see the error in his was

lmao she couldn't wait to get away

fail

BTFO

LOL THIS GUY IS ACTUALLY BROKEN THAT SHE ISNT INTERESTED
LOL
CAN HE NOT READ BODY LANGUAGE AT ALL

Fucking Hell. Brutal. Has anyone ever been rejected on the date itself?

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he blew it

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it was the tiny dick

Should have picked the other girl. Like another user said she'd definitely have put out.