ARMOND TRASHES JOCKER

>Joker Is a Punishingly Self-Serious Mishmash of Borrowed Parts

>Todd Phillips’s Joker is a film that might have been dreamed up by one of the cynical bros at the center of the director’s Hangover trilogy during a blacked-out stupor. Not so much part of Warner Bros.’s ongoing Batman series as adjacent to it, Joker imagines a Gotham City that looks suspiciously like Manhattan in the early ‘80s, with crime-ridden streets, movie titles like Blow Out and Zorro, The Gay Blade on marquees, and trash piling up due to a garbage strike. The air is stinking with gloom and decay, and among the morbidly downcast populace is Arthur Fleck (Joaquin Phoenix), our Clown Prince of Crime to Be.

>Fleck is a skeleton-thin jester who works the sidewalks and hospital wards while dreaming of stand-up stardom, and he gets viciously beat up by a group of delinquents in the film’s first scene. As he lays bleeding in a scum-soaked alley, the prop flower on his lapel drips out a pathetic, pissy stream of water. It would be funny if the direction and framing wasn’t so arrogantly humorless. “This is serious,” Phillips seems to be saying, as if he’s prosaically altered the anarchic mantra (“Why so serious?!?”) of Heath Ledger’s Joker in Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight. Fleck, at one of his many low points, does something similar to the “Don’t Forget to Laugh” sign in his workplace, blacking out “Forget to” with a marker so that it now reads “Don’t Laugh.” His action sums up Joker itself, which is made almost entirely out of the preexisting parts of other films, the connections reworked just enough to avoid outright plagiarism, and the results then slathered in a patina of paranoiac solemnity.

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BASED

I love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

>The cinematic influences here have been well-documented, long before the film bafflingly took top prize at the recent Venice Film Festival. A little Taxi Driver, a little King of Comedy, with Robert De Niro making the Scorsese connection explicit as Murray Franklin, an officious late-night talk show host who’s Fleck’s idol and, eventually, his bête noire. A sequence of Bernie Goetz-esque vigilante violence concludes like The French Connection, while the loner Fleck’s relationship with his dotty mother, Penny (Frances Conroy), recalls a much superior Phoenix vehicle, Lynne Ramsay’s dissociative revenge thriller You Were Never Really Here.

>Phillips further tarts up his jaundiced vision with an ironic glimpse of a cheery Fred Astaire dance number on TV, a you-gotta-be-kidding-me needle-drop of the Stephen Sondheim perennial “Send in the Clowns,” and a contemptuous movie-theater set piece during which the affluent pricks Fleck eventually rails against watch Charlie Chaplin’s Modern Times. Among the heartless one-per-centers in attendance is billionaire Thomas Wayne (Brett Cullen), and if you think his son, Bruce (Dante Pereira-Olson), doesn’t somehow figure in all the combustible drama that follows then I’ve got an all-access Comic-Con badge to sell you.

Base

>Fears that Fleck and his very slowly revealed alter-ego would be incel manifestos made flesh are unfounded. Despite vague stabs at currency, such as a horde of clown-masked protestors that could be likened to Occupy or Antifa, the fairly explicit period setting pretty much neutralizes any significant link Joker has with our tumultuous present. The violence, when it comes, is probably the film’s most “now” element. It’s as head-smashingly graphic as Tim Miller’s Deadpool, and about as soul-numbing. Though it’s obvious Phillips thinks he’s harking back to Taxi Driver’s Grand Guignol expressionism, referencing that film’s finger-gun-to-the-head moment several times over, and imitating its reality-blurring qualities via Fleck’s interactions with his kindly neighbor, Sophie Dumond (Zazie Beetz).

>This brings us to Phoenix’s superficially impressive, yet incongruous Method performance, an awe-inducing black hole at the center of a film that’s otherwise all grubby surface. Fleck laughs at inopportune times due to a neurological condition. He does little soft-shoes and contorts his emaciated body into discomfiting, joint-cracking positions. This is probably the most pointless mass-weight loss—Phoenix took off a staggering 50-plus pounds for the role—since Christian Bale went cadaverous for Brad Anderson’s The Machinist.

cont.

fake news

Based Armond "Honorary" White.

>WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
literally retard tier writing.

The king has spoken. Phillips and co are hacks.

>Scene by scene, it’s clear Phoenix is having a conversation that no one else can hear, and he’s committed to an idea of Joker that’s far removed from his exertions. When he finally dons the iconic white makeup and goes full psycho, there’s no pleasurable charge since no real narrative or emotional groundwork has been laid. And as Jokers go, Phoenix has got nothing on Jack Nicholson in Tim Burton’s Batman or Mark Hamill in Batman: The Animated Series, both of whom found the right balance of dark humor and derangement. Phoenix, by contrast, is so relentlessly sullen (“I have nothing but bad thoughts,” he says in one scene) that it quickly becomes tedious. And like Fleck, he’s playing to an audience of one, the laughter, the tears, and the applause entirely in his own head. Glad someone is entertained.

DC FAGS ETERNALALY B T F O

This is from Slant Magazine, /ourguy/ has not given his word yet

Isn’t this what we were expecting? An overall decent (but not great) film with a phenomenal lead performance and memeable script. This is really all I wanted from the movie, seems like I will be happy

WE NEVER LIKED HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE ANYWAYS
FUCK OFF!

Bait thread. This is not Armond.

Slant are based contrarians. Armond's review will be similar.

hail

>no homoeroticism
not my Armond

Reviewer is forgetting to take into account this is Tranny Kino. Literally the movie tranners have been waiting for for years. Tranny kino.

>Yea Forums is so contrarian it will hate Joker now

Wew

It’s tranner kino, the Joker in this is a tranny, so yeah, there is

I should have realized this wasn't Armond White when the comparison of this Joker was to 90's animated Batman instead of some now-obscure Hollywood drama from the 60's.

>now
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OBSESSED

FAKE NEWS NOT ARMOND

In other news, Yea Forums suffers major drop in traffic after many users committed mass suicide

No, he’s going to use gay avant- garde experimental French references in his Joker review, someone screenshot this.

Why is it taking so long, was it always this slow for his review?

Since Armond is a dogshit critic no one cares about he only sees films once they hit the global mainstream release.

He's not allowed to go to film festivals after he heckled the hack Mcqueen

His review will be up around a week after the film makes it to NYC.

literally who?
the joker is going to be movie of the decade
some losers pathetic “review” will not stop this masterpiece from crushing everything in its sight

>implying he won’t praise it since it’s DC and politically incorrect

How do we stop the contrarian zoomer menace?

He isn't a DC-fag, he's a Snyder-chad. He's trashed every DC movie except the Snyder ones.

Holy fuck, I knew he was going to say this. This guy and me are on the exact wavelength when it comes to films

just checked the national review site, this is fake, armond still didn't review it, but he will probably see it at the tiff

>Armond White

CRINGE

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>literally who?
Read the thread, anyway. This isn’t Based Armond’s review

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Make a time machine and make it so Yea Forums was always pleb friendly, zoomzoom :^)

>faking an Armond review
Marvelfags are this desperate
By the way, he will start saying that Joker is actually better than overrated Scorsese

>disneyshills faking armond reviews
Don't even try, only talent can imitate talent

You and this guy are gay lmao

Doesn't even sound like him. Fail!

>I knew he was going to say this.
>I knew he was going to copy someone else's review

What did you mean by this, brainlet?

>long before the film bafflingly took top prize at the recent Venice Film Festival
keep seething lmao

Umm im a tranny and this is the first movie that speaks to me. Trannies are going to rise up for this

>Method performance
Phoenix didn't go method

If he were a slave, I'd buy him.

THE KING OF Yea Forums HAS SPOKEN

Absolutely based gay nigger

His anti aquamutt review was based
>This backstory is aimed at suckering the same hip-hop market as Spiderman: Into the Spider-Verse. (A subplot about a fatherless black pirate pursuing a vendetta against Aquaman cravenly purloins Black Panther.)

>when Yea Forums wants to meme this movie but their black daddy says no

So we know it's kino

NOT ARMOND WHITE THIS IS BAIT

kill yourself tripfaggot

>Jocker
Holy Carp, Bat Nam!

>It's anti trump
>It's left wing
>(Not) Armond White trashed it
>FOR THE LOVE OF THE MOUSE JUST DON'T SEE THE FUCKING MOVIE PLEEEEASSEEEE. I CAN'T LET YOU DO IT!

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