ITT: Scenes you were not ready for
ITT: Scenes you were not ready for
Parker Harris
Connor Harris
This is why I didn't want to watch the movie. Honestly, I'm not sure why they even made it. It's just fucking depressing.
Logan Morgan
Trinity Death scene in Matrix Revolutions.
Dylan Bell
Why should I care about the deaths of literal Frankensteins that already went extinct once?
Reminder that the Jurassic Park book literally ends with the island getting carpet-bombed by the military.
Cooper Watson
Zachary Jackson
Remember the first dinosaur they see in Jurassic Park, that big brontosaurus? It's the same one, officially confirmed. Remember the dinosaurs and park you loved as a kid? They're fucking toast because the island got destroyed. Doesn't that feel awesome?
They didn't do nothin
Juan Davis
>It's the same one, officially confirmed
I had a feeling it was right as the scene was being played at the theater. Who confirmed it?
It's a Brachiosaurus, not a Brontosaurus.
Alexander Williams
The director himself. I like how he sounds proud to be ruining a childhood memory.
>That’s the same brachiosaurus we saw the first time. That’s the brachiosaurus Alan Grant saw for the first time in Jurassic Park... and we’re bringing back even the same animation. If you take a look at the animation of the brachiosaurus, it's exactly the same one that you had in the wide shot of that scene.
And my 6 year old self is embarrassed for me for making that spoiler mistake, feels bad...
Henry Lopez
Is that Saurpod-jesus?
Camden Jenkins
This movie really made me think global warming is bad and we need to let in more immigrants
Matthew Foster
This.
Andrew Torres
>NOOOOO, NOT THE DINOSAURS, MUHHH NATURE
Luis Price
based soijack poster.
Fuck dinosaurs and fuck niggers
Jonathan Gray
NOT THE SAURUPUPPERS
Ryder Reed
Excuse me Mr. 2016 poster, but why should I give a fuck about cheap ass sad scene? This movie was probably the worst I've seen in cinemas right there with BvS KINO. Just let the fucker (female) die in a fire, they had their time and now they are free to kill people because some dumb WHITE girl thought "THEY WERE LIKE ME!". Fuck this movie and fuck your mom.
Josiah Allen
>Brachiosaurus
>kill people
Justin Johnson
>brachiosaurus
>ever existed
Anthony Russell
>Trinity Death scene in Matrix Revolutions.
Thanks for the spoiler warning. Asshole.
Liam Moore
A real life Jurassic Park you'd have to put these things in the pin every time it rains. They're giant walking lightning rods. Current zoos have the same problem with giraffes.
Jacob Murphy
>This might be the only fossil we have ever found of this species, but we know they were 8"2 carnivore and they were covered in feathers
How old were you when you realized archeology was a scam?
Henry Johnson
>Walks into city
>Flattens everything in its way
I like them Crispy.
Lucas Sanders
Paleontology.
Juan White
>THE HECKIN DINOS! THE FRICKIN SACHIMIMUSES!
Chase Hill
This scene was fucking hilarious
Asher Green
Archaeology is digging up human history. Paleontology is dinosaurs. Neither are a scam, brainlet.
Henry Torres
>user what are you laughing so hard about?
>Yeah user show us your phone!
Wyatt Fisher
Asher Moore
Why did the Trex munch on Mills when it had a bunch of hervibores running around? Why sell dinosaurs for less than what The Room cost? Why did Claire went from Kathleen Kennedy to Dian Fossey in two years? Why Is she not in prision? Why? Why? Why?
Angel Wilson
>Flattens everything in its way
Nigga.
You'd have to DELIBERATELY put yourself in its way in order to get stomped. And if you WERE to get stomped there would be plenty of time to take a few steps away from where it's gonna take a step.
Benjamin White
Didn't feel a thing, I just fucking coom
Carter Miller
They didn't have feathers dummy. They had leaf wings and beard nanners.
Nolan Butler
The people who made the film buy kids for like 1500 dollars in underground auctions, they just scaled up the price per weight
Carter King
Brody Howard
Joseph Hall
I like how they made him look fucking stoked.
Carter Bennett
No, you just need to be walking in the street while the giant super dinosaur rampages through the city, scared and panting because the environment is new for it.
Kayden Hughes
Scientists now know they could detach from their main bodies and squiggle around like a snake.
Ryder Morgan
>SUE is the most complete Tyrannosaurus rex skeleton discovered to date, with 250 of the approximately 380 total bones in a T. rex. This one-of-a-kind specimen is even more complete by bone volume, at 90 percent—meaning that many of the missing bones are smaller ones.
Juan Wright
>Reminder that the Jurassic Park book literally ends with the island getting carpet-bombed by the military
That sounds like kino.
Liam Bailey
movie?
Matthew Butler
Dinosaurs are animals user, twenty of them being released aren't going to cause a mass genocide
Joseph Diaz
How retarded must you be to not grasp the concept of phylogenetic inference.
Paleontology deniers have to be the most retarded people on Earth, maybe on par with flat earthers
Jaxson Rivera
The book is pretty good yo.
Aaron Brown
What's bam doing with a t-rex