With GoT out of the way, will we finally get the fantasy kinodaptation we've all been waiting for?
With GoT out of the way, will we finally get the fantasy kinodaptation we've all been waiting for?
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shhhh
shit dont make sense
So much of what makes The Book of the New Sun interesting is that the narration is unreliable, partially because Severian doesn't understand the things he experiences, partially because he lies sometimes as becomes evident later on when he contradicts earlier statements. Things that are vague to the reader would become obvious to the watcher if you tried to film it (the nature of the Citadel for example, or the Atrium of Time, etc, etc).
fuck
I stall cant believe Wolfe is gone
fucks sake, he lived to 87
>hehe, user is memeing me
>hehe, lemme just google real quick
You just broke the news to me and I'm devastated now.
I would rather they get the guys that made rome. Have them make it again starting from Alexander until the fall of the roman empire.
"Bruno Heller" is the greatest name ever for someone making a Rome series
its on right now, Dark Crystal.
Lol. There's also John Milius. Sounds roman
Never hopefully. I pray that Jesus will keep (((Hollywood))) from getting its filthy paws all over my grimdark sci-fantasy novel kino.
Stop giving hollywood hacks ideas. I don't want a nigger Severian preaching equality.
>this execution sucks
>the mob is too loud
>my feet hurt
impossible not to fuck up
>it's a jolenta scene
Make her more voluptuous, Talos. I don't care if she'll die.
Brosnan should unironically play Dr. Talos, he's getting that stuffed fox look down
Who should play Baldanders? John Goodman on platform shoes with creepy digital de-aging would be kino desu
Shut the fuck up. Never. Just like Blood Meridian should never be adapted. Stop wanting shitty things to happen.
How could they possibly do the part justice where Severian smashes the jaw of a literal galactic God-Emperor with his bare palm and tosses his limp body off the side of a mountain?
Relax. OP is probably still young and naive. He imagines what could be instead of what will be.
THIS
I tried reading this but couldn't understand it, am I retarded?
Re-read it once for every Severian.
No it's pretty dense and Wolfe uses lots of antiquated words or just makes up new words. You just have to power through and eventually you get the hang of it. Don't give up fren I had to look up what an oubliette was too.
Book of the new sun is unadaptable, and with the strong christian imagery (Wolfe himself said Severian is supposed to be Christ), (((Hollywood))) would just fuck it up
How the fuck does this not have an adaptation yet though? It's like game of thrones without the stupid and boring parts and with the comfy adventure feel of LotR, it also has plenty of people who technically could be colored, so I really do not understand why hollywood hasn't laid their hands on this yet.
>Wolfe uses lots of antiquated words or just makes up new word
based wolfe
>I had to look up what an oubliette was
you sir are not based
If you just know off the top of your head what an oubliette is you are probably some kind of degenerate.
>he doesn't have an oubliette
>mfw
i do not believe the two things have anything to do with one another, but fair cop
Hopefully whoever is in charge of his estate won't allow it. It'd be a total butchering. Wolfe was god-tier.
Possibly too young, to be honest. I don't think I would have kept with it in my early 20s. It's the best book I've ever read.
Damn didnt know.
Another reason why this series is incredibly based is if you read any reviews of it now they are all complaining about how misogynistic it is. Treating women like second-class citizens (which they are) and would definitely be in a federal society. These modern readers are so retarded. I was fucking this retarded lefty chick last year and recommended this book to check out because she loved fantasy. She started reading it and never talked to me again. I suggest doing the same.
Sure hope so.
Why does everything have to be made into a movie?
Bautista
This is more appropriate for hollywood mushbrains to write into a script.
>tfw no gf (because she's dead 'cos I was too chickenshit to help her escape like I should have done)
damn kinda jealous of your edition, not gonna lie
>will we finally get the fantasy kinodaptation we've all been waiting for?
did you miss dark crystal?