Could Mark really have stopped 9/11 from happening like he claims?

Including a bit about how you'd definitely have been in first class on the death flight seems a bit pointless.

>If I had been on that plane my gucci loafers would have been covered in their blood.

Unless he got distracted

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If i had sneed on that sneed there would have been alot of sneed on my sneed sneed.

he would of cooked burgers for mohammad atta and he would of loved america

Is it really that easy for a guy that’s 5’7 and taking roids to get that look? Is it possible for 180cm + chads like me?

How many vietnamese have you punched user?

Level 10 KEK

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There are zero Chad's on Yea Forums

>al qaeda
good goy

9/11 would never happen again in the same way because everyone would do what Flight 93 did, nobody expected them to crash into a building. People expected them to take them to Cuba or something to be held hostage. Nothing Marky Mark said was incorrect

Marky Mark would have fucked them up.

very subtle kek

>arabs
>asian
Brit detected

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>In October 2001, Mark Wahlberg met with the Vietnamese families of agent orange victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made Huey noises and mimicked two F-4's dropping napalm. He then picked up the deformed child of a deformed victim and whispered into her ear "Vietnam fucking shits, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attacks on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Marky Mark became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.