What was her problem?
What was her problem?
Just generally a cold hearted bitch.
her first time was with a tiny dick kebab
and then the love of her life dies in a car crash cause they had to write off the actor from the role
Her vagina just couldn't stop killing and it really put a damper on her love life.
sex addiction
She was just dumb enough to fall for the gleam of the aristocracy and make it central to her life, but just smart and educated enough for her subconscious to know it's all a meaningless hoax.
she is a pure distillation of the female id. she acts totally in self interest. she is completely miserable and seeks to immiserate others
she was a cunt before matthew died. she was a cunt when she met him. he should have stayed away with his nice young wife forever and never thought about her again. that poor woman.
>a pure distillation of the female id
What does this mean for a brainlet such as myself?
She knew she'd never be as hot as the youngest sister or as whorish as the middle. Her average looks and deadly pussy really limited her options.
It's like most women are Mountain Dew Livewire, or Mountain Dew Voltage, or Mountain Dew Baja Blast. This bitch is just straight up Mountain Dew right out of the factory. No twist, no interesting pazang to make her worth the attention. She's mostly just essence of roastie.
>According to this Freudian model of the psyche, the id is the set of uncoordinated instinctual trends;
Her instincts were to be a jealous whore, AKA a "natural" woman.
Women can't be doomers, they are mostly emo/art hoe/thots that fetishize "depression" (as if they know what depression feels like), sadness, and some surface-level nihilism. It's that same nihilism that pervades zoomer humor ("I'm still a piece of garbage/ Oh my God I wanna kill myself/Fuck my life" and so on and so forth; spend time with zoomers and you'll hear a lot of this).
Of course, there are depressed women out there but men still want to fuck them. Doomer men are unfuckable (good thing I'm one)
Defeatist or doomer attitudes are a real turn off for women.
You gotta keep it to yourself and lie about.
You kids need to learn that the easiest and best way to get laid is to lie to women. And don't be fat or smelly. You can't lie that away.
Off the top of my head
1. Grew up a spoiled princess who was expected to marry some middle class Canadian mouth breathing cousin because Britain was sexist and wouldn't let women inherit family fortunes/estates
2. Mother was a new money Jewish heiress who her father only married for her money (even though they eventually fell in love with each other)
3. Both sisters could fuck whoever they wanted: Edith was fucking older men because your father neglected her growing up, Sybil was fucking the chauffeur (who marry would eventually want to fuck but couldn't, because by that point he was her brother-in-law and couldn't fuck due to society not allowing you to marry your dead sister's husband)
4. First husband dies after she nearly fucks up that relationship in a freak car accident on the day you give birth to your first born son.
5. The man she nearly marries before marrying Matthew, knows she is a whore who let a Turkish diplomat's son fuck her in the ass and most likely murdered him because he extorted said anal sex from her by threatening to say they had full-on sex.
6. The head footman is queer as fuck and helped said Turkish diplomat get into your room and actively tries to cause harm to your personal servant's husband. You'd have him murdered if not for the fact that your dad has sympathy for him (due to the fact that your dad is a closet case who most likely was fucking said personal servant's husband before they decided to go heterosexual and marry) and more importantly, your son has bonded with said gay footman and you can't bare to break said son's heart by telling him his surrogate father is a faggot who helped conspire to get his mom anal raped.
7. Middle sibling is now a baroness IIRC and because Matthew died before your parents did, you'll never get a fucking title ala your grandmother.
8. Forced to marry a used car salesman/race car driver because you can't marry your brother-in-law, who you've treated as a personal project, as you've turned him from an insufferable kill the rich commie/IRA type to someone who no longer hates the landed gentry and who has embraced capitalism and the upper class.
so?
why would you ever want a doomer gf
what are you fucking stupid? nothing would ever get done in your life and then you'd have to pump out more idiots like you that you'll barely be able to afford
Dude this is really good did you copy paste that? You should get a trip so that I can (read your thoughts on the Downton Abbey movie)
Will the movie be as great as the show?
Not gonna be surprised if an autistic chick or hambeast remembers and wrote all that
I used to think this is the perfect gf to get, but it's not, if you ever meet a chick that knows a lot of nerdy shit something went terribly wrong in her life and you need to stay away from that shit
would she sniff my bum?
sex