I doesn't surprise me that you didn't like Prometheus

>I doesn't surprise me that you didn't like Prometheus
>Most people don't
>Most people aren't very smart, either

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>one Bluray of Alien: Covenant please
>make it the German dub version

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>literally reading the Bible

Wish I was happy enough to believe in fairy tales

That's why he's a chad drowning in pussy and you still haven't had sex and believe da joooz are evil.

>calls the Bible a fairy tale
>worships Sonic the Hedgehog
What did Atheists mean by this?

>and you still haven't had sex and believe da joooz are evil

no one even mentioned jews ya retard.

Jesus was a proud Jew and if you deny he existed you also deny the Holocaust.

>unironically defending jews
>bringing them up out of nowhere

Humanity needs a fucking chemo.

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>worships Sonic the Hedgehog
what

Atheists worship a fictional cartoon hedgehog. I don't know why.

Jesus was Jewish and a Rabbi.

Read the Talmud, the Jews hate Jesus. Jesus was based as fuck.

>he doesn't know
lol and you call yourself enlightened

"NIGGERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this mall before. There could be NIGGERS anywhere." The cool A/C felt good flowing through his thick hair. "I HATE NIGGERS" he thought. Invisible Sun reverberated through the entire food court while the communion wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of minorities in public. "With a book, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

I did, he's supposedly drowning in shit in hell.
But that doesn't mean Jews are evil, just heathens that reject the Christ.

he wasnt a judean which is what modern jews are

That post is wignat nonsense. The Jews would be delighted if everyone denied Jesus existed. I mean, they're the ones who killed him in the first place.

Maybe humans aren't so awful after all

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He was in fact a pure Judean, modern Jews are Asians and were originally from Khazaria (modern day Kazakhstan)

You know you can read and enjoy the bible even if you aren't religious, right? Lots of ancient wisdom and profound allegories in there, even if you don't care for the supernatural stuff.

the juice are evil though

>>He was in fact a pure Judean
wrong he was from nazareth not judea

this is the prime example of man.
can't help but feel intense admiration, as intense as it can be before turning gay.

looks like he's reading the Paul books which makes him even more based.

Niggas don't appreciate my ex jewish homie S/Paul enough

DNA research definitively disproves khazar theory of Ashkenazi unless of course it's a fraud which it could be. Ashkenazi are genetically very similar to modern Italians which would explain why I can't tell them apart.

Not if they embrace the one true Christ, which most don't. That doesn't justify a genocide but a mass conversion.

>Jesus was Jewish
I disagree and so do the jews.

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no

a good christian would never have pre-marital sex

Weeell, i didn't HATE it.

>Jesus was black
That's even more based

This thread was meant to be about Chad and you go on some weird tantrum about jews. Weirdo losers

>thread was about Prometheus
>somehow turned into a religious shitflinging contest

Fucking Yea Forums, you've disappointed me yet again!!!

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Rent free.

We're all sinners and it would be all pardoned, read John 8.

Whomst've arte thou quoting?

Promethous was good. Flawed as fuck, but still good.

Covenant is garbage, though.

>Im holding off buying the Prometheus and Alien Covenant physical media as Im waiting for the David trilogy steel book box set

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Based pastachef

>he thinks there will be a third movie

Even Chad makes mistakes, I guess.

>knowingly commits sins, expects God to forgive him at the same time
yeah, no

Maybe OP shouldn’t have posted an image of a dude reading a bible if the thread supposed to be about a fucking movie. Hopefully he’s learned from this mistake.

jews hate christians though

>hasn’t read the Bible, tries to discuss it anyway
yeah, no

its coming. script confirmed

You can't "knowingly" or "not knowingly" commit sin, you're a sinner since the beginning, since birth, you and I and we all come short of God's perfection. To be saved is to know this and believe Jesus the Christ died on the cross and rose from the dead for all your sins of the past, present and future.
Read the Bible nigger.

>before

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Jesus was the old day marxism. Just another jewish scheme

>can't have a comfy chad thread without polcels shitting it up
You faggots are as bad as the discordtrannies.

muslims are the only religion actively converting people en masse

Jesus was a voluntarist, you moron. Marxists are authoritarian.

Imagine actually believing in literal fairy tales

Wrong, they hate whites and whites historically were Christians.
This is why they actively try to shill Atheism=Whiteness and Christianity=Jewish, so whites forget about their past and roots.

That's based

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What if whites actually went back to our roots, rather than follow Judeo-Christianity?

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>My favorite Alien movie? Probably Alien 3. Why do you ask?

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Jesus was sent to Earth by the engineers, numpty

Monotheism beats polytheism every time

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yeah if you like blowing yourself up

>literally reading the Bible
how can you tell?

Christ conquered the old gods. The true pagans recognized that and all became Christians. That's why Charlemagne massacred the Saxons; he saw them as traitors to their own paganism for refusing to submit to Christ and so gave them their own punishment for treachery which was death.

haha chad i agree not because i agree but because i agree, can i suck your dick? my wife is available

Funny, there was a time on /pol/ where they shilled Catholicism was paganism and how the Christian cross actually comes from Vandals.

What the fuck are you talking about, are you trying to excuse yourself from not following the teachings of Jesus because you are born with ancestral sin?

It says so in the Bible, otherwise we would not have needed Jesus the Christ, God would not have needed to send his only begotten son so we could all be saved. To deny this is apostasy in pretty much any Christian denomination.
Read you shit please.

>why wont you just let us bash christianity without speaking up
cringe

that doesn't address the point

He's reading a dictionary

>smart
>watch Covetheus

Was this after Disney scrapped literally every FOX film in some stage of production?

Oh man you almost had it until you brought the jews up. So close.