>Hey Alan, take a flight to New York with me tomorrow
>What day is it today?
>September 10th. Why?
MEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Hey Alan, take a flight to New York with me tomorrow
Levi Allen
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Dylan Clark
What's wrong with his legs (apart form shaving)? They look weird
Ethan Kelly
okay, that's funny
Nicholas Lewis
>Hey alan
>Yeah?
>Fucking kike gremlin
>*curbstomps*
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Ayden Bennett
out of all the BBC porn spam threads, joker political bait threads, and other shitposting tonight, this thread is at least somewhat funny
keep it up op based
Oliver Cooper
>HEY ALAN GO FUCK YOURSELF
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Levi Lopez
>hey alan
>yes charlie
>nice shirt, did your husband get it for you?
MEEEEEEENNNNN
Hunter Parker
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Charlie, shown only from the back, approaches the beach house and rings the bell, but before anyone answers the door he is killed when the helicopter drops the piano on him. The camera then pulls back to reveal the series' set and Chuck Lorre, sitting in the director's chair. He says "Winning!", just before a second grand piano falls on him.
Chuck Lorre's signature vanity card, shown at the end of the episode, was as follows:[22]
I know a lot of you might be disappointed that you didn't get to see Charlie Sheen in tonight's finale. For the record, he was offered a role. Our idea was to have him walk up to the front door in the last scene, ring the doorbell, then turn, look directly into the camera and go off on a maniacal rant about the dangers of drug abuse. He would then explain that these dangers only applied to average people. That he was far from average. He was a ninja warrior from Mars. He was invincible.
And then we would drop a piano on him. We thought it was funny. He didn't. Instead, he wanted us to write a heart-warming scene that would set up his return to primetime TV in a new sitcom called The Harpers starring him and Jon Cryer.
We thought that was funny too.
Former star Charlie Sheen did not enjoy the episode and launched yet another attack on Lorre, going so far as to threaten him saying, "That's just him. I don't care anymore. I don't care if he lives or dies. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Seriously, it doesn't even matter. To go that low and be that immature and that completely unevolved and that stupid? In my face, Really? You must feel safe, motherfucker. You must feel safe where you live. Damn!".[36][37][38]
Nathan Gomez
AIDS
Sebastian Johnson
>setting: an abandoned building
>alan sits, tied to an old, creeky chair whilst drops of rainwater from the storm brewing outside tap his face, each one bringing with a small fright and a reminder of the hopelessness staring alan right in the face
>a door creeks open, slightly at first and then all at once, revealing an all too familiar sight
>charlie stands there in the outline of the door, disheveled and reeking of cheap alcohol, his bowling shirt opened just enough to reveal a sunken chest, hinting at a lifetime of alcohol and drug abuse
>'hey alan'
>charlie walks towards a small speaker and plugs the aux cord into his phone, before playing Nick Cave's Red Right Hand
>'alan, do you know what a parasite is?'
>...
>'a parasite, alan, is an organism which benefits of the nutrients of another species, at that other organisms expense'
>speaker: '...you'll see him your nightmares, you'll see him in your dreams...'
>'by definition, alan, a parasite lives to destroy others. if it didn't, then it wouldn't be a parasite. and you can beg all you want about how you can change, but that's what you are, alan. that's what you always have been and that's all you ever will be.'
>...
>'for years, you've sustained life, all due to the successes of myself. you've gained for years, whilst i have only lost. look at me, alan.'
>alan can't bring himself to meet his brother's gaze, half out of shame, half because he knows he speaks the truth'
>'LOOK AT ME'
>alan looks up, tears in his eyes, at the shell of his brother. up close, he can smell the cheap vodka, he can see the blood in his eyes and coke around his nostrils.
>'tonight, alan, you're going to realise what it's like to become the host to a parasite, as i drain you of fucking everything. this may be physical, but the psychological damage will be great, even if it will only be a short period of time.'
>...
>'tonight alan, you're going to fucking die'
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Julian Clark
Charlie Sheen is such a a child
Luis Butler
>hey alan, get out of my house.
MEEEEEEEEEEN
Dylan Richardson
They're too thin and the socks support an odd contrast.
Jordan Richardson
Like you wouldn't have wanted his life.
Mason Long
His opportunities and success? Sure, but not the prostitute fucking and raping of teenage boys.
Colton Allen
Kill yourself faggot shill
Ian Howard
Yep, but so is Chuck Lorre in that story.
>"we wanted him to call himself a dummy dumb dumb and he said no he said no what a baby!"
Yeah, no shit he doesn't want to do that.
Jayden Harris
When did he rape teenage boys? And prostitute fucking? Yes please.
Christopher Butler
...
Kevin Myers
Deep chair, legs pointed towards the camera and giant head
Nathan Moore
If I had his money, I'd have fucked like 80 pornstar hookers.
Colton Ross
Lorre explicitly planned to mock and humiliate Sheen, not his character but his person, and Sheen said "no."
Zachary Moore
This was incredibly petty on Lorre’s part. He basically fucked up the finale of his own show all because Sheen wouldn’t dance monkey dance for him.