Talk to some guy on radio

>talk to some guy on radio
>it's your dad from 30 years ago
What do you tell him?

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Don't get married.

I'm sorry.

I'd tell him "for Chrissake dad quit the cigarettes, or you'll die from lung cancer."
And he did, three years ago.

Doo doo feels good coming out, doesn't it?

You're not going to like star wars in a couple years.

hey pop, it's me from the future! i just wanted to let you know that i grew up to be a total failure and that i'm sorry for disappointing you even though you'll never admit it to my face. i love you and i'll see you in 30 years

Pull out

I check

Dad, have you ever done a meter long poo?

You are now aware that there was a tv version recently with cop dad and cop daughter.

INVEST IN FURBIES DAD, BUY ALL THE FURBIES IM SERIOUS THEY ARE GOING TO BE WORTH SO MUCH, GET TY BEANIE BABIES DAD TRUST ME, INVEST IN ZUNE MP3S DAD FUCKING TRUST ME, YOU DUMB BASTARD DAD INVEST IN YAHOO, YES THE MILKSHAKE AND THE WEBSITE, REMEMBER THAT WORD WEBSITE DAD

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Don't leave us :(

On a related note, everyone reading this should go watch “Don’t Let Go.” It’s like Frequency and Butterfly Effect with some of the best time travel/cross-temporal shenanigans I’ve seen in a long time. It also has my non-pozzed stamp of approval.

>Don’t Let Go
>It also has my non-pozzed stamp of approval.
>has niggers
lol

Unrealistic, the father would have asked who the fuck this was and said he's not gonna pay no child support and hang up the phone to go back to spending his welfare check on crack.

Get a vasectomy.

i want a brother dad

buy apple stocks you dumb baboon.

>yeah your first kid
>beat the shit out him
I deserve it

BUY MORE AAPL

Yeah. It has actual people in it, not bullshit victim complex caricatures. It just so happens they’re black. It’s characters like we used to get.

The MC isn’t the father. He’s a somewhat socially backward bachelor(possible incel) uncle who’s a homicide detective. His brother is the fuckup with a family.

stop smoking, you absolute retard
aorta aneurysm incoming in few years