Main character is unlucky yet simultaneously lucky

>main character is unlucky yet simultaneously lucky
Kinos for this feel?

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He'll still never get laid

>white genes
yikes

How is this in anyway 'lucky'?

The original Pink Panther

HE HAS NO STYLE

Big deal. Just means he doesn't have to exchange lies to exchange fluids with some thot who will never be expected to accomplish half of what he had to earn.

>me lift big thing up and down. me accomplish lots

>me lift penis, me accomplish much

was he born like that...?

fukou da

he got bit by a radioactive orangutan

He was born a white male in a first world country where he wasn't fed to wolves

kek

This is the peak male form

No he deadlifted too much and forgot to hang off a pullup bar and get rid of the compressed spine.

He only has to lift it a couple of inches.

More inches than you.

wait a second...............

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What? Are you commenting on my torso length without having seen it?

That he moved the bar more inches than you could.

You're a transexual.

You post on Yea Forums.

Hope it's doing well

Human version of Mike wizoski