Nanette Vs Chappelle: Coming In 2020

So Netflix is currently in a bit of a civil war over the issue of how deal with the fallout from "Sticks and Stones". Especially since they have been getting some major backlash from one of the network's pet projects.

But first; Netflix is split down the middle on Dave Chappelle. The comedy special has brought in a new influx of viewers and subscribers and is one of their most watched orgiginal programs ever. This buys him considerable leyway at the company to keep doing what he's doing, pissing off the left.

On the other hand, there is a lot of woke people who want Chappelle unpersoned. They want Chappelle's contract with Netflix for various comedy specials voided AND all of his works (his specials, Chappelle Show, and his movies) purged from Netflix.

The civil war is egged on by the fact that the lunatic left section of Netflix have not been allowed to screen Chappelle's stand-up specials before they are posted on the website. Chappelle's supporters at Netflix have created a firewall of sorts, so that Chappelle doesn't have to worry about censors.

Aiding the SJW faction though, is one of Netflix's pet projects and media darlings: Hannah Gadsby.

Gadsby HATES HATES HATES Chappelle and "Sticks and Stones". And has made her opinion known to the SJW executives who signed her to a deal for Nanette and spent a huge chunk of the company's budget marketing her and bribing reviewers to rave about her special on the network.

Gadsby actually contacted Chappelle and tour him a new asshole; this was done by way of a SJW Netflix getting ahold of Chappelle's contact information and passing it along to Gadsby. Said executive has since been fired while Chappelle is pissed that Gadsby got one of her Netflix cronies to help her get Chappelle's private information rather than her reaching out to him through normal channels.

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And is the reason behind Norm McDonald's recent tweet drawing an "Us vs Them" line; as far as him calling out Gadsby.

(Chappelle himself found Gadsby's tirade amusing and when she finished calling Chappelle an alt-right nazi who hates fags, Chappelle straight faced told Gadsby he was so going to incorporate her rant into his next special and requested Norm and the other commedians he told about said confrontation, not to name Gadsby by name because he plans on doing an entire bit in his next special about his meeting her and her tirade against him)

Gadsby is pissed and has been making it known that if something isn't done about Chappelle, she won't allow Netflix to air her upcoming sequel to Nanette that is supposed to hit Netflix next year. Now, Gadsby's deal is pretty much iron clad but there is fear that Gadsby will beat Chappelle to the punch and use her upcoming special to go after Netflix and Chappelle for promoting hate against the anti-LGBT community.

As it stands though, Gadsby may just do that. She knows her next special is going to have a huge amount of attention from the press and she's allegedly saving her thoughts on Chappelle for when they film the special, for maximum impact towards killing Chappelle's career.

So expect some fireworks with Chappelle and Gadsby going at it in the coming months. And for Netflix to have to pick a side between the straight black man and the butch dyke lesbian.

do you have a source or is this pure faggotry?

nice fanfic bruh

Look at twitter and online sjw sites, people want Gadsby to personally cancel Chappelle herself

If you aren’t a larping incel, I would love a chapelle impersonation of that dyke

i expect netflix to side with chappelle because WHO THE FUCK IS DIKE GADSBY

>Chappelle straight faced told Gadsby he was so going to incorporate her rant into his next special
sure I'm willing to entertain this fantasy, sounds fun, big if true

I work as a personal assistant for one of the Netflix executives who's main job is to wrangle big names for their stand up specials.

My boss is one of the pro-Chappelle folks.

Why in a million years would Netflix ever choose Hannah Gadsby over Chappelle? Even they're not that stupid, they know deep down she's essentially the modern equivalent of a freak act.

my dad also works for nintendo

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>towards killing Chappelle's career.

Holy fuck, are these people ever delusional. Literally who the fuck even is she?

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You mean pissing off the extremes.

oh shit do you know how to move the truck so i can catch a mew

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> f something isn't done about Chappelle, she won't allow Netflix to air her upcoming sequel
Lol as if anyone gives a fuck

>incel
Go. Back. To. Reddit.

Gadsby is a pet project of a powerful Netflix executive, one of the executives behind the SJW push of the last couple of years. One who has a TON of media connections and orchestrated the campaign to gaslight people into thinking Nanette was a "masterpiece"

Woah a badass incel using the R-word! Gonna share this post on r/Yea Forums

I believe you.

nodoy is gonna watch gatsby anyway brah

Wait till they get a load of Burr's new one.

/r/Yea Forums is based, I don't know why you all make fun of it so much.

>Gadsby actually contacted Chappelle and tour him a new asshole
This is how I know this story is false. Dave would literally drive that goofy bitch to suicide within five minutes if she ever had the nerve to call him and try to chew him out.

>Dave would literally drive that goofy bitch to suicide within five minutes if she ever had the nerve to call him and try to chew him out.
This is how I know you didn't read the rest of the sentence:
>this was done by way of a SJW Netflix getting ahold of Chappelle's contact information and passing it along to Gadsby. Said executive has since been fired while Chappelle is pissed that Gadsby got one of her Netflix cronies to help her get Chappelle's private information rather than her reaching out to him through normal channels.

OP is probably a faggot making stuff up, but I have to think there is some fragment of truth to this.

Gadsby's the type of humorless dyke who is probably seething that S&S went live on Netflix.

And probably the type to make her butt-hurt the centerpiece of her next special, since expectations are gong to be incredibly high for it and if she doesn't deliver, it's going to lead to a LOT of people eating crow and "Nanette" going from "the future of stand-up" to "what the hell we were thinking?" re-evaluation and people who praised it, disowning and slagging it to cover their butts.

Also, I can see Netflix being divided by the backlash over S&S. They've gone so far in on being woke, that I have to think some people are threatening a revolt over S&S and Dave Chappelle breaking their bubble.

How she got Dave's information has nothing to do with the fact that she wouldn't be able to handle more than maybe a minute or so of banter on the phone with Dave. Dave would have roasted her to death.

>keep doing what he's doing, pissing off the left.
you mean the extreme left
there's a lot of people that lean one way or the other who haven't lost their damned minds in this age of extremism and lack of context.

Chapelle's Show isn't on netflix you moron

why is the LGBT mafia so bloodthirsty in hollywood

why are people mad at chappelle? I watched the special and I couldn't find anything bad.

To be fair, if OP is to be believed, Chappelle just let her rant and rant and rant and when she stopped, just told her "thank you for giving me material for my next special!".

He probably hung up on her after saying that, just for maximum "This is for emphasis BITCH" symbolic door slamming before calling up Netflix to let them have it for letting a crazy woman have his private information.

>a personal assistant for one of the Netflix executives
>main job is to wrangle big names for their stand up specials.
Have you ever even worked a single day?

You'd be bloodthirsty too if you spent decades having to repress your perversion and put on a happy face, marry shrill harpies for show, fuck said shrill harpies to have babies to preserve the masquerade, and never knowing if the rent boy you are fucking would narc you out to the tabloids.

The best kind of internet tough guy talk is baseless, unprovoked internet tough guy talk. I mean the way you question whether he's ever even held a job without any indication that he hasn't is just brilliant, user, brilliant.

im to lasy to make the image myself, but can someone post chappele and nanette rotten tomatoes review side by side.

It's pretty good. I mean, as a conservative I got pretty annoyed at his abortion bit and the hundreds of landwhales who cheered in response, but other than that it was obviously meant to offend people who think certain types of speech should be restricted. And to that effect, it succeeded.

Because David Geffen and Bryan Singer won the gay mafia civil war back in the late 90s/early 00s against Merv Griffin and Ryan Seacrest.

Geffin and Singer are sick fuck pedophiles that routinely wield power to hurt anyone who so much as look at them funny. Griffin and Seacrest saw the mafia as more of a brotherhood that was less vindictive and mafia-like and more frat-like.

Giffen and Griffin fought over their respective heirs and Giffen one. But Singer's perversions caught up to him and now he can't take the throne and Giffen has to continue to run things, especially since Seacrest (who was Griffin's pick for running the gay mafia) doesn't want anything to do with Giffen.

I understand that but it didn't seem like he was pushing any envelope at all. Sam Hyde and Norm have had more offensive humor than this. Hell Carlin is still fresh compared to this. I don't get why everyone is blowing this special out of proportion.

>Sam Hyde and Norm
we're only talking about funny comedians here bro

I actually believe this, Gadsby comes across as the type of dyke who would get someone else fired for making a joke, even though she's supposed to be a comedian .

fuckin wild west out there

Sticks and Stones was the culmination of a LOT of stuff that Chappelle had been building up to in his previous specials.

Also, the second bit in the special (where he explicitly calls out cancel culture) and names names of personal friends who had their careers ruined by cancel culture.

Bullshit. Chappelle would just laugh at that autistic boated rapefreak.

BEGUN THE STANDUP WARS HAVE

EXCEPT GADSBY ISNT A COMEDIAN LMAO
>WHERES THE BLOODY JOKES!

REVIEWS ARE WORTHLESS
HOW ABOUT NUMBERS
WHATS NANETTE VS STICKS VIEWS
ALSO HOW LONG HAS EACH BEEN OUT

Why can't you read?
>Chappelle himself found Gadsby's tirade amusing and when she finished calling Chappelle an alt-right nazi who hates fags, Chappelle straight faced told Gadsby he was so going to incorporate her rant into his next special

The irony of this post.

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Can't wait for Chappelle doing Gadsby

ARE THERE ANY ALT RIGHT NEGROES IN THE THEATRE TONIGHT?
GET EM UP AGAINST THE WALL

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I'm talking about offensive ones. Chappelle barely had any jokes in his first two netflix specials

>where he explicitly calls out cancel culture
is that it? I mean when he said "I can't live in this world you're proposing" and then made an impression of the audience, the audience laughed

Nanette did average. Not a big hit but respectable given that Gadsby is a no name that the world didn't know until our company decided to dedicate resources to push her.

Some executives who found her to be an unfunny bitch justified not narcing how we were buying good press/reviews for her, by calling Gadsby an "experiment" to see if we could take a nobody and suddenly make that nobody a huge name via manipulating the press.

Dave wouldn't say shit then. Have you listened to him? He'll walk off.

This info we cant verify aside, I watched Bill Burrs special yesterday. Is the tide turning? I feel like people are finally getting tired of a small minority of mentally ill sjws shitting up everything for everyone else.

CHAPPELLE
FUNNY SHITS ON EVERYONE AND EVERYONE LAUGHS
GATSBY
MISERABLE VAGINA MONOLOGUE WHOOOOO FUCKING LAUGHED!

WHICH IS THE BETTER COMEDIAN I CANT DECIDE

CLEARLY HER NUMBERS WERE DRIVEN BY REVIEW SHILLING
STILL GUESSING CHAPPELLE GOT MORE VIEWS AND MUCH FASTER

sounds like some contrived media controversy to get people to take sides and watch both specials all while staying subscribed to JewFlix after they lose their most popular IPs

White Person Trying to Silence a Black Man.

At the end of the day Gadsby can't fucking win against that narrative, because no matter how much they whine about LGBT shit, he gets to play the "I dealt with all that shit too and I was a slave simply for my skin color. People wanted me dead for my skin color."

Gadsby can't win a fucking social justice war against him, because if he plays the "white person trying to tell Black people how to be" card they're fucked

HE IS THE CHOSEN NIGGA, GOT THAT RACE ARMOR

WILL IT BE ENOUGH TO TAKE DOWN THE DISCORD TRANNYS

Which executive? Telling us won’t compromise you

>writing fanfiction about standup comedians for Yea Forums replies

nope, every new comedian under 40 is a nu-comedy SJW. They are terrible.

I was going to say Jeselnik was an exception but he's 40.

Wow I didnt know Gadsby was in the KKK. What a racist.

Ted Sarandos here. Can confirm the secret redpilled Netflix executive army is rising up against the SJW executives, who we are firing because they don’t like Chapelle.

Dave it’s entirely aware of this, that’s why he can tells the jokes he tells without thinking it twice.

Gee, Nanni, I didn't know you were a member of the KKK.

CAN SOMEONE GET JIM JEFFERIES ON THE LINE TO TELL ME WHO THIS NANETTE IS

Ryan Hamilton certainly doesn't fit that description

Fake...real....it's a good read...

Hey Ted, Mr Nintendo CEO of Nintendo here, when are we gonna have a licensing deal for some of our properties on your platform? It’s either you or Disney plus.

kinda sounds like they deserved it if this is the ultimate result

WHOSE THE EXEC

WHO FUCKING LAUGHED

This sounds like fan fiction. Plausible cause Gadsby comes off as delusional and self righteous in her special but surely she knows she's a nobody next to dave chappelle.

>nope, every new comedian under 40 is a nu-comedy SJW.
I mean don't you have to be to even get a platform? unless you're famous all ready good luck.

>On the other hand, there is a lot of woke people who want Chappelle unpersoned. They want Chappelle's contract with Netflix for various comedy specials voided AND all of his works (his specials, Chappelle Show, and his movies) purged from Netflix.
----- please go to APPLE tv, Dave! -----

ITS CALLED A CHILLING EFFECT AND ITS RUINING COMEDY

THE IRON CURTAIN OF THE SJW JOKE POLICE IS WORSE THAN NAZI GERMANY

>(Chappelle himself found Gadsby's tirade amusing and when she finished calling Chappelle an alt-right nazi who hates fags, Chappelle straight faced told Gadsby he was so going to incorporate her rant into his next special and requested Norm and the other commedians he told about said confrontation, not to name Gadsby by name because he plans on doing an entire bit in his next special about his meeting her and her tirade against him)

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thats really disrespectful.. he was clearly injured in some sort of way may it be war or what have you, he is probably so depressed his face is scarred like this, he has to wake up everyday seeing this his own face, why would you make fun of him like this? f*uck off.

seriously, anyone who would make fun of this is just f*cked up. i actually think he's still more attractive than like half the guys out there, even with his face like this

Obama

Some multilevel shitposting here

GOD, I want this to be fucking real.

BRING IT ON.

i want to see the show nanette, just to see how shitty it is, but i dont want to see that bitch faces nor give her a click.
So, is kind of a predicament.
My curiosity comes mostly by the fact that everyone say that it has no jokes. How the fuck you make a stand up show and dont be funny? Isnt that just a speech?
Im confused.

People who listen to woke "comedians" don't laugh anyway, they clap.

Laughter is the result of surprise, and there's nothing surprising about a sermon.

I love guys like chappelle that still have the balls to go for the surprise and the clever joke.
You can be funny without saying hard shit? Yes, but comedy is also a shield to talk about harsh truths that only the jester could say to the king.
Like 10 years ago i was doing stand up in shitty bars in my hometown. Shit was great, people wasnt edgy as now, so it was all kind of interesting seeing the people faces when making jokes about domestic abuse and that kind of shit.
Once, i had the entire place in silence and only one motherfucker was laughing. I was making a bit about a test drive with an electric bike that was shit cos it didnt had enough power to run over a pegnant beggar who was blocking my way.
People started booing me, so i make a 1 minute pause while drinking beer, and carry on with a joke about being so much of a pedophile that i spended my free time fucking fetuses in the abortion clinic dumpster.

I was laughing my ass out, but those where other times. It was a wild ride.

>Gadsby actually contacted Chappelle and tour him a new asshole
Doubt.jpg

So Nanette is Steven Seagal 2.0?

Rocking this boat is going to end super well for Gadsby

They allowed teenagers to do stand up?

I really fucking hate dykes. Almost as much as trannies, and they are borderline trannies anyway.

THE GS SHOULD JUST CRASH THE CAR 2BH LMAO

I AM IN MY PRIME!!!

WHO FUCKING LAUGHED! I SAID MY PRIME! ITS NOT A BLOODY JOKE!

i was like 25. Im old by Yea Forums standarts.

>I was making a bit about a test drive with an electric bike that was shit cos it didnt had enough power to run over a pegnant beggar who was blocking my way
Made me chuckle

Big if true.

nice fanfic

>killing Chappelle's career.
Good luck with that. Chapelle is a fucking legend, and no matter how much some affirmative action hire wants to take him out, he is a hot commodity who can work for anyone.

Nice alt-larp. Have you tried vagina?

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>Nanette
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Every review is either 1-2 or 9-10. That is not really normal, there is no meh, not my cup, good enough.

At least one of the sides has to be fake. Or it's effectively hate speech.

someone found daves special on a pirate streaming site yet?

is it even worth watching? personally i didnt even think dave chappelle was that funny, sure hes a great comedian but all he really does is continually play the black card and mildly bitch about women, and i assume i will like this new special even less because now it will mainly be about sjws and politics and that shit is a boring beaten dead horse at this point

>because if he plays the "white person trying to tell Black people how to be" card they're fucked
Dave won't do that. But he will push the "alphabet people", SJW narrative further. She should have stayed on the ABC (channel 2) in Australia. Nanette is just a comedy segment on the Project or the Weekly.

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Imagine unironically typing this out because some fat inbred Tasmanian lesbian makes you reee.
Absolutely shameful.

>black man vs white women

Yeah I think we know who is going to win here.

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