So wheres the book anyways?

Jon would be the dragon riding zombie, I didn't mention dany. As for Caitlyn she never mattered, her arc will end just as anticlimactically as every other dead end they snipped off for the show. Same for Aegon who shows up in book 5 for 5 minutes just to be set up to die pointlessly of dragonpox or whatever before he can do anything or the Martell kid who wastes everyone's time before burning to death.

They gave the show a bad ending to drive book sales. It was all planned. Everyone will want to see how it "actually" ends

If we're very, very lucky there will be one more book before the fat Weeb kicks it from being obese and old.

I thought you meant the night king and the ice zombie dragon

God, can you imagine those two going at it? I bet his ass smells like rotten cottage cheese and fritos.

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Can you imagine Trump and Melania going at it? A jelly blob that smells like fake sun tan spray smashing furiously into a motionless mannequin with dead doll's eyes.

the last two books were awful and the show is over, i dont think ill even waste my time reading it even if it does come out. i lost all interest years ago.

I'm at full mass from this.

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>Master, the fat man has resumed writing. He's going to finish the Winds by next year.
>"He wrote? The HBO ending shall be the only ending. Kill him, then burn the manuscripts."

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It's full mast you dipshit.

Both of these men are too old to fuck. I don't care what anyone says, after 70 your shit ain't working right and you're lucky just to have a hard on once a year.

He plans to die before releasing another one. That way his series will be lauded as one of best series that never got finished or some shit.

Science says old people fuck even more. Probably because they have nothing else to do after retirement and because only some of the men can get hard so the few men with working dicks get all the old women.

>viagra doesn't exist

Fuck the fat man

>“Yes, there were major major major spoilers in season 8 and very specific things he told them he is planning, they showed on screen.

>No he won't tell you what they are.

>Yes, some of what happened he is not planning to do.

>Gave the Scarlett O'Hara analogy again for about the 750th time. Said path and at times motivations may differ but the hallmarks for his endpoints were there.

>No, he will not change the ending he is planning just because people don't like something.

>He said it's his work and his art and you of course are free to go make your own. Just no fan fiction as he despises that.

>Never thought in a million years this would ever be a filmable story and commends HBO for the job they did in filming it.

>Had creative disagreements but nothing major. For the most part they stuck with what he asked them to do or told them he has planned.

>Gave his writing schedule, kind of. Hinted again the Starks are the major focal point of the sequel.

>Said the Starks are his favorite House. Tyrion his favorite character. Targaryens are interlopers from another country and culture and will never quite fit in Westeros. Bran and Arya are the hardest to write. Loves writing for Euron.”

Wait...which one is the mannequin?

ARR LOOK AT ME SEA CAPTAIN HAT I BE CAPPY GEORGE TOOT TOOT

We have confirmation on The Iron Wheelchair. GRRM told the actor playing Bran that he would be the king by the end. The ending will be a steaming pile of shit. The only other option is that GRRM has a heart attack and the books remain unfinished (quite likely to be honest) so people can fanfic a good ending

>Starks are his favorite House
Literal brainlet status

I personally prefer George has a stroke but survives. That way he's stuck in a wheelchair, at someone else's mercy, unable to write and withers away while everyone accepts the books will never reach an end and he's slowly forgotten

Yeah, but what's his tax policy on book sales?

He’s suffering from writer’s block since his last book, and the reaction to the tv finale showed him that the ending he’d planned for his novels is totally shit. Now he’ll just keep delaying his next book until the reaper comes for his fat ass.

At this point he should just take a hit on his """"""integrity"""""" and change the ending to something satisfying. Who gives a shit about something he said on an interview.

His Election Night 2016 blog entry is the most cringe shit

Fucker's gonna do some tie in with the 2020 election isn't he? Maybe release a chapter where a character rants about how the wall in the north is useless