Women lol

Women lol

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FEET
YUM

Did you take this photo in your dorm?

i would lick every patch of skin visible in this photo lads

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THIS
MORE

I think you mean "American & Anglo women"

based

based first thing i looked at were the feet

I want to huff her sweaty asshole and then worship those soles.

Barefoot dorm girls were so goddamn annoying.

I hate them so much lol
definitely would not have sex with them or anything

The sexual revolution was a mistake

i want to penetrate a human female wet/warm/tight vagina so fucking much

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cringe
accept feet

>when the ketamine turns out to be real.

>sending your daughters to college

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Based.

based

Had a dream I was getting my shlong sucked by a woman, or was fucking them. I can't remember the exact details. It was pretty hot. I miss sex.

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It's clearly got a Yea Forums filename.

>canadian girls
mmm, makes my dick swell with patriotism

Haven't busted in a chick in a year. Few weeks ago having a great lucid dream where I'm humping some dream babe. Kept waking up and didn't get to finish. A week later I wake up in bed with a cumstain on my underwear from a wet dream I didn't remember because I was drunk.

I would hit that ass and pussy hard

lol

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you sound like the RA no one liked

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WHAT!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

ITS A STABBING MOTION
ALL SEX IS VIOLENCE AND THEREFORE RAPE

SO HAVE SOME

please seek help

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why do all women have to be whores

why can't I just get a qt who genuinely loves me and who I want to take care of

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alice is online alicebros

she's talking about Parasite (2019)

/ourgirl/

OH NO NO NO NO

Sex isn't even that great. People who act like it is the entire world are genuine retards.

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Dear god I want her to crush me to death

Just like my hentai!

Shut the fuck up faggot

Where do I meet classy Muslim, Hispanic and/or east Asian women in the US?

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>in the US?
There's your problem, move to Indonesia

Cope

if by "seek help" you mean "become her devoted footslave who lives for literally nothing other than pleasuring her feet" then sure

All women are whores user if they are allowed to be.

If you sincerely want a pure life, become Amish.

have sex

is that the girl who played Violet in the Series of Unfortunate Events series?

pippin.jpg

When women are college aged they literally are wanted by all men of all ages. They have unlimited options.

When women have the most options, THEY NEVER CHOOSE YOU.

Then they pretend they grow up and “mature” and settle for you. But they would keep fucking “hawt guys” into eternity if they could. You are unwanted by them.

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I want to marry Elena Koshka. That is all.

>*sniff*
fucking rat faced kikes forcing me to be addicted to sniffing white girl toes

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You sound angry. Almost like you are trying to make others bitter. Have sex

Imagine having sex with a woman lads

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>Yea Forums - Television & Film

I literally cannot

Mods are asleep, post more drunken whores.

Meanwhile, Asian women...

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Literally nothing wrong with being hot and sleeping on the floor. We've all been there. It's being all bitchy and entitled about someone making you pancakes.

what does some brown asshole have to do with white girl feet

Sex is pretty great but people who act like it's their whole world are genuinely pathetic. Anyone who defines themselves by what they do or do not get their jollies to should be shunned.

Churches.
The Hispanics in America have integrated very well religiously speaking.
Their original Catholic culture has merged well with the Protestant churches here.

You can go to Muslim places of worship but you are better off finding muslim women through the businesses that their parents usually own.

East Asians are just 1 tier away from white whores and are hard to find but the decent ones tend to hang around libraries.

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God my dad must be so relieved my sister is gay

That reminds me of feeding chipmunks.

>BRAPOSCOPE 5000

I'M AMUSED BUT STILL DISGUSTED AT ASS SHITTERS

How were these girls raised? Damn.

A large portion of college aged girls simply have no respect for themselves. Kinda sad

This is unironically the fault of jewish media.

Bitches&whores

Nice. I bet she's a mean drunk.

disgusting cloying saccharine. you must have an exceptionally low IQ

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Anyone have the webm where one Chad makes out with a line of women all in a row at a party?

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I just see two holes. Them being whores makes it easier for me laid.
Why do incels get so sentimental when it comes to them?

Who knows, just racemix as much as you can. The future of white people depends on Amerimutts muttifying and killing their country. America has always been the source of all corruption in the west.
America, and all Americans, are inherently anti-west and anti-white subhumans.

imagine if she kicked you in the balls out of anger haha

No fuck off

people spilling drinks makes me feel unreasonably bad

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Meanwhile, your parents

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Maybe I should get a gf and convince her to fart in my mouth before I die.

Sure, I think I know the one you're talking about.

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Tell that to all of the literal porn addicts on here and reddit then

These have to be the most generic advices ever. Just go to the church or the library? Really?
Why does Yea Forums keep pretending they know about getting laid?

Solid info. Thanks, fren.
I'm a white American who isn't anti-white. I can just see the writing on the wall and I don't want my children or grandchildren to be raped to death or be put in gas chambers.

Hahaha

Dios mio, el ogro de las americas...

Wheres the one with the bitch that got wasted and coomed so hard she shit herself and passed out?

yea 20yo girls are dumb horny sluts whats ur point

Thoughts?

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yeah, she is peak qt

virgin detected. sluts like this have lots of sex but only with genuine 9/10 guys and up. They're actually harder to fuck than the typical girl. It's infinitely easier to bang a plain jane normie who doesn't own a closet full of little black dresses and hasn't had sex in 6 months.

>tfw 30 and never had a gf
>only had sex a couple times with one girl years ago


I'm dying here bros, I need it. I just want someone to love.

>thread 10 minutes old
>80+ replies

I love this god damn board

Which is why you traitors will do a good job by turning into mutts and marking yourselves as the enemy. Americans are like jews, some might have fair skin, but they are not white, they are the enemy.

the more things change the more things stay the same

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THERE ARE WAY MORE THAN 2 HOLES GITGUD

Ticklish

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>girl 10 years old
>800+ partners
i hate women

i feel like like i've been violated by this webm

You're better off sending your daughter to a whore house than an American university. At least that way she'll be making money for fucking everyone but you.

because u dont actually want that, trust me, seek peace within & train your body and mind every day

It doesn't matter.

If they were born and raised here (America) they have all been conditioned to be whores

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power of feet

>classy shitskins
Lmao.
Non-whites have no culture.

>pure daughters running towards you with joy
>whore wife walking behind because shes a dirty cunt

You sound a little crazy desu fren

Same. I am too, honestly

I'd like to nuzzle their damp little cunnies

Yea maybe the ones IN ASIA. Not in the US. They are just like American white women

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ALL WOMEN ARE CHILD ABUSERS

>no blacks
Based sluts

guys im having so much sex with young attractive women its not even fair or comical, the amount of memorable, enjoyable and pleasurable life experiences i am accruing to be able to live my old ages and eventually my passing of this world in peace is insurmountable for the average man, but like i said i have far exceeded the life and expectations of an average man, i truly feel for you guys, not only feelings of pity but also remorse for the lesser life you are able to achieve purely based on the fact that i am a genetically superior male, stay off of tindr thats my hunting ground, stay off of plentyoffish thats my hunting ground, stay out of clubs thats my hunting ground, actually haha i think you already know where you belong already, and that is sitting behind a computer screen relishing the experiences with women and money that you observe in my life and wish you had in yours, okay guys thats enough typing for today haha, all this nerd stuff on the keys and screens is making my dick soft and i got a girl calling me to give her a good fucking, cya guys

#1 thread on Yea Forums atm

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HEY FAGS
THIS VV

"Buy me something!" ;)

No, I simply know what has to be done to get rid of our enemies and live on. Amerimutts will destroy themselves, and without the cancer of Amerifat "culture" all leftist, feminist, racemixing and muh tolerance propaganda will die out.
You have been a pain in the ass for 300 years.

*HITS PIPE*

IMAGINE HAVING A DAUGHTER LMAO JFC

STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE

Word, I want to make a girl take off her panties and let me smell them after she wore them all day. Then I want to sniff her cute butthole.

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based statsfag

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Do you millenioids get dopamine shots whenever you spell words wrong on purpose?

>I did my best raising my son as a single mother but my constant soothing and smothering didn't work out the way I planned. Now my son is incapable of basic human interaction and dealing with the disappointments of life
this is how a a nation of young, white incel zoomers came to be

You are going to get r/asianmasculinity spam blacked porn again

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it's an epidemic

>frat c\Chad can fuck a lot of girls
>sorority s\Stacy can't fuck a lot og\f guys
Why?

>Bernie Sanders and friends want the tax payer to foot the bill for this

America has been getting jewed on pretty hard but the problem isnt america. They're doing the same thing to your country right now, and america falling just means theyll move their attention entirely to you. If anything you should be praying the kingdom of mutts takes centuries to fall because every day it doesnt is one more you get.

nonono I can't watch that one again

Which word is spelled wrong?

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It won't get done though.
International trade would be gravely disrupted if the scenarios in your head were to occur in real life.

Have sex

Well, seeing as I'm a white American who isn't anti-white, can I move to wherever you live? I'll fend off non-whites at your border and provide your people with four or more thoroughbred European (according to a DNA test) children.

Whats with blue haired millennial freaks suddenly pretending they are normal when you are the generation that brought SJWs and identity politics, and who, despite being almost 40, is too busy playing videogames and watching superhero movies for 6 year olds?

incorrect, becky. it says no cock blocks

as opposed to dick shitters?

how do i get access to these stats

her feet are filthy, i wish i could clean them with my tongue

My recent auditory hallucinations have come and gone. But right now? I had to pause my movie it sounds like some alien is chirping outside.

I need to be inpatient.

>Amish communities
>rate of sexual abuse off the fucking charts
Good jokes bud. I know for a fact you never lived in a state that had these people.

This is your average Californian, trust me

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time for gore threads!

good to see /g/entleman is still an active community

>HOLY FUCK LOOK AT ALL THESE FEEEEEEMAAAAAAALES SHIIIIIT OH GOD.. >OH GOD.. I'M GONNA COOOOOMMM AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

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The free market deserves to die anyway. Its nothing but a festering ground for parasites. All businesses should be held accountable to the government, and if a business isnt strictly benefiting the country, it should be ilegalized and shut down.

>time for waifu threads!
ftfy

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Asian girls are extremely boring in bed fuck off with your yellow fever

That's not Amerifat. It's Ameriscatpig
>mousecuck
says it all

BASED AND CONGOPILLED

I dont trust Americans, you brought about this mess.

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FUCK WOMEN

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Seething roastie

tfw no boring gf that lets me smell her asian butthole

Give me a girlfriend. RRIGHT FUCKING NOW

I hope it’s the same girl who will play my dick like a fiddle like she’s battling the devil for her soul chicken in the bread pan picking out my fucking seeeeed

BE THE HACKER KNOWN AS 4CHANNEL

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Married a japfag here. 100% Correct.

If your a rapist though, it would be amazing sex. I don't know the fuck why but there's such an emotionless vibe to it. Even in Taiwan.

Where the fuck do you live, Bakersfield?

Women like sex as much as men.

Try Filipino. They're all crazy as fuck in bed but a few centuries of Catholicism has made them more subdued in social situations.

Women are a blight on society. The utopia we should all strive for is using them for their eggs and letting them sit in a room drinking wine and tearing each other down while we court our 99.9% realistic sex robots who look like our favorite actresses. Imagine men getting along in a world where we don't fight over women.

Sorry leftoid, but its a fact the only ourpose non-whites have is feeding our military industry by ensuring their worthless nations are stuck in a permanent war.
And they should be glad, they were never going to amount to anything, war gives them something to do.

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I fucking hate that. I want to feel the lust and passion, not some mechanical activity

And yet are only content with the top 15% of men.

I fucking hate women

Seconded

Yes Asian women

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No they don't. They are just so shallow and devoid of anything on the inside that they substitute talking about sex for being a fully formed person. They pretend to because they have nothing else and they don't even realize it because they don't have the self awareness to know.

Me too. Even if I try hard enough, the only thing I can come up with is me watching "me" in third person, like a porno or something. And I say "me" because doesn't matter how hard I try, I can never make the guy have my face. I understand now, life is cruel and I'm supposed to die alone.

This picture always makes me laugh

it's past your bedtime

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No, its them, its always been them.
America, the country where even the furthest right white nationalist will never miss the chance to attack whites in some form and who has no problems racemixing.
Those worthless dogs deserve whats coming to them.

Do they suck dick and take it up the ass? If so, that's good enough.

Why are Amerimutts so obssessed with war?

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>filename

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now that the dust has settled, you can admit he was right about everything

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Maybe don’t lead with the fart in the mouth thing

lmao if that's the only thing you can get then good luck with that

Is this what you want, user?

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No they really do love getting fucked. Women get more pleasure from being fucked good and hard than you could ever get from giving it to them. It's why theyll stay totally obsessed with losers and even happily raise their kids. That losers dick is THAT good. I know more than one woman who literally let herself get impregnated because the guy was a good lay. They go completely insane if you can fuck them the right way.

>those light panties

Right? Kissing, rubbing, start with massage (classic)

She loves massages, giving and taking. All others are a 'nah'. HUGE +1 to asian girls though, creampie.

>and I love hair

sad boi hours are the best threads on this goddamn forum these days.

all women are trash but if i had to choose, i'll take a dragonlady/buggirl over most of the fat white twats in this country.

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>millennial
>almost 40
are you fucking stupid?

hatred of females is a common trait of mass shooters and serial killers

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Wherever it was, it was taken with a phone and posted with one.

Yeah, sure faggot cum-socket, the only females on Earth that do stupid shit like that are anglo and american. Fucking hang yourself with guitar string.

How do American fathers cope with the idea of sending their daughter to the thot factory AKA college?

t. brainwashed basement dweller

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Lovely, aren't they?

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The military industry is the most profitable business in tue world. It moves more money than cinema, videogames and music combined.
Plus, I have plenty of money invested in several companies that are part of it, so those shitskins are going need to get bombed, I want a new car.

>tindr

neither so far. Got her to take the head though! Learning! (you have to adapt to a different culture)

i'm trying

based, sneed and checked

>you know I'm ready to be a grandmother, user
>have you tried going out and finding a girl, user?
>have you thought about using one of those online services like eharmony, user?
And now I'm a month away from wizardhood.

why do people even like asian women? closet pedos?

Yeah, i've been brainwashed to dislike terrorists and profit from their suffering.

MORE

ITS ALSO THEIR ONLY VALUE SO THEY BETTER BE GOOD AT IT

How can white hoes even compete?

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for me it's the black hair, poker straight pussy hair, dark nipples and most importantly their face. something about the slant eyes and flat face does it for me when it's working for them. obviously, some are just shovelfaces.

love is females is a common trait of cucks and wife killers

Oh, worse. Americanized asians are the craziest girls of all. Stay very far away.

That's how they're supposed to be, cute and pure.

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There's something happening here

Inconceivable!

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No that was emily browning

t.

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damn, that's deep

>female soldiers
Were they used as distraction, or were they just ground kamikazes?
I wish muslims had used female soldiers when I was deployed, killing one must feel funny.

What the fuck is wrong with Western women bros?

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Have sex. With a latina sex demon preferably

Shut the fuck up and cum in her mouth. She'll be pretty enough for you then.

I need the pasta

>University of Guelph
They're all closeted dikes. No issue; just thought i'd inform the uninformed.

you forget the 2 tons of makeup and the lack of jaw bones

>tfw she will never give you the chance. ever as long as you shall live.

Is this supposed to reflect poorly on her somehow? I'd rather get kisses and be in the thoughts of a hawt babe than some rando.

Your world is fantasy and you will die alone

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Alright lads I'm outie. I'm granite hard. I'm gonna wake her up with the 'swish and flick'

If they just lay there and let me use them like a flashlight, I'm down for that. I suspect that they don't do that though.

Sell Amway

Never before has there been a better metaphor for marvel and Star Wars man children lapping up whatever excrement the mouse shits out

Most attractive women, genuinely kind, love the white man, small and cute, doesn't care about wealth or social status or looks except that you're white.

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>they're """"""perfect"""""" just like they're portrayed in my anime cartoons

Ass fucking is degenerate.

southeast asian women > east asian women

Wew lass!
They need to cut out a bigger door

No. Love of women is a common trait of happiness. Hope you an find some

For hating terrorists? What kind of 3rd world country do you live in? USA?

That's really funny, but fortunately it's not true.

They weren’t punished enough as children, so they think every guy would be lucky to fuck them when in reality it’s the exact opposite.

based, sneed and checked

At least they're straightforward about the transactional nature of the deal.

They have a sense of humor and like alcohol, Muhammad

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>checked
>not chucked

They are good for pump and dump, but I wouldnt bother with one otherwise.

Because you are unironically on a loosh farm. This 3D Matrix disguises the fact that your one a ptich black demonic soul dumpster where demons use your emotional trauma as cocaine like drug. They literally drink your soul anguish. The only way out is to absolve your soul from anguish. Don't play this game dude.

Olivia has a problem.

They are perfect though.

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those are both symptoms of the root problem

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It can still happen if you try, user.

I hate it when people say “yum,” you sound like a fuckin sloppy fat ass that wants to cut this girl’s feet off and pickle them or something please just use another word

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Ssssh, just dreams now

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What's wrong with being a slut? Wouldn't you be fucking lots of girls if you had the chance?

>Imagine
I'd buy that Beatles song for a dollar.

Honestly he has a point, the west is the biggest victim of feminism, third worlders at least have enough sense to keep women demure. British slags are just a disgrace.

Yeah, in media, but the fact that they are the biggest race traitors in the world proves they only care about physique.

>Most attractive women
completely subjective, I don't like their moon faces, beady eyes, short height, and complete lack of tits and ass
>genuinely kind
they seem cold to me, but I have never had a problem with an asian woman
>small and cute
not my cuppatee
>doesn't care about wealth or social status or looks
LOL
O
L

Maybe accept the fact that girls like sex, and they can still genuinely love you as well. It's not mutually exclusive.

imagine the milk

I want a gf who likes this

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Not a single chick looked like that in my dorm
Every single one was Chinese or black

Jesus Christ, Tyler...

Also known as the energy Vampires Alex Jones described. People are waking up.

This. Every girl on my floor was either fat or short or Indian.

>be American
>struggle through low-tier educational system to get to college
>constantly have to avoid rampant drugs, criminal blacks from single-parent homes, and the threat of school shootings
>finally make it to college
>it's a stomping ground for roasties, alcoholics and far-left professors and students
>go into massive debt to get your degree
>get out
>can't get a job in your field
>have to take several minimum wage jobs just to stay afloat
>pray you don't have any accidents because you can't afford healthcare

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

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We have a huge chink population in LA and San Francisco

Between your defense of non-whites and the unironic usage of "incel" I guess thats confirmation that not only you are an Amerimutt, but even worse, a millennial. Im sure you have to watch some superhero movies and dye your hair green now, so I wont take any more of your worthless time.

rip

why are japs into this
at least they're more into nipple play than other countries

Accurate
University was a major black pill

>Yea Forums - Television & Film

>Dark nipples
Dropped.
Anyone else know this feel? I mean, I fucked lots of dark nippled girls, but it just isn't the same thing.

I'm so fucking lonely that i actually ended up falling in love with a now dead half-sister that i didn't even know existed.
A few years ago a cute girl showed up to my parents' house wanting to talk with my father and she looked really emotional. My father met her, but didn't talk much about what went on. Months later he gave me the news that i had a sister, from a previous relationship he had before meeting my mom, and that unfortunately he didn't knew about her and so was never really there for her, and now she was dead. She took her life. She straight up killed herself days later after that first meeting.
This shit messed me up and i started to search about her. Met her mom, went into her room, studied her things. The more i knew about her and her life, the more and more i fell for her.
I'm so lonely and sexless, and so fucking mentally ill that now i'm in love with my dead sister. This is sick. I'm aware that i'm sick. I'll probably end up killing myself if things doesn't change. I need female companion. The only woman i ever interact with, outside of my mother, is my sister's mom, and she's aware i'm not well.

you know you'd rather be here than anywhere else, bud

BE AWARE AMERICAN FATS
BECAUSE I AM ABOUT TO SAY THE NIGGER WORD
ARE YOU READY????????????????

>Formerly Chuck

>doesn't care about wealth or social status
Kek, what fucking planet are you from? Asian women are by far the most vapid cunts I've ever met. All they do is post selfies that make them look cute and the FOBs just want money. Someone post the aussie who married a chink and all she does is play on her phone and spend his money. At least white women try to give off the appearance of being hardworking and not entirely shallow, the smart ones do at least.

I do not know that feel. I'm nordic white and I only like brown nipples and pussy.

>the third reich: the white nation was defeated by an army of mutts
you must be mad

MINE WAS FULL OF THESE SLAGLETS

ALL LEGS SOME TITS

STRIP BEER PONG

stop being such a pussy holy shit u sad incel

>Oh my GAWD, he LITERALLY asked me out!!!
>HE WHAT
>He LITERALLY tried to ask me out. I almost BURST OUT LAUGHING in his face.
>Oh my GAWD, that's so AWK-WERD!!
>And he tried to be really assertive like one of those Pick Up Artist Incel guys. He didn't even ask me, he just said *mock deep awkward overly serious guy voice* "Hey Jessica. You're coming with me to the beach this Saturday!"
>*all 3 in unison* TEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEE *inhale* HEEHEEHEE

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>having only 12 vacation leaves
>wife divorces you taking half of your pay check
>get shot

This. Pussies and nipples need to be pink.

sounds like your dad's shitty genes are self-terminated, bravo to you and your particles for knowing your own futility

Yikes, spotted the incel

What genre of horror is this post?