SIR YOU CAN'T WATCH 'JOKER' I GAVE YOU A TICKET FOR THE 'KEK' MOVIE TAKE YOUR POPCORN AND HEAD TO THEATER 3 SIR NO...

ROBERT BECAREFUL YOU ARE GOING TO SLIP ON THE BANANA PEAL

I heard Kinoplex has hidden snipers in case some lunatic decides to

>Thats just rumors user, now let me hover the magic stick around you, be still and i will give you extra butter on the popcorn

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>that time you got banned from the kinoplex so robert invited you for a barbecue in his house followed by watching and discussing your favorite kinos together
robert is a pretty cool guy

Bait fag

Oh, ok, thanks, Robert!
*bip bip bip*
Hey, calm down, the machine is biping because I have a metal bolt in my arm.. wait, why are you distancing yourself from me... IM NOT A SHOO-

ROBERT THE BANANA NO

*Robert slips and falls*
>heh, not so fast now, are ya nigger?
*kicks Robert in the face with a steel toed boot*
>that's right, how's it taste, nigger?
*whips out cock, slides Robert's pants down, positions self behind his hole*
>I guess your friend user ain't here to save you, is he?

I'm reporting you

This requires a harsh penalty.

>Morrowind running animation be like

School shooters identified as white since 1982: 69
School shooters identified as black since 1982: 19

But you have 4.5 more whites than blacks, so... If you see a black kid in the theater, run.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=70GD2SBCq64

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Robert living nice in the suburbs.

not to mention blacks kill dozens every single day and we do it once in a blue moon

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ROBERT YOU ARE ABOUT TO HIT A PIECE OF SHIT BE CAREFUL

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBERTTTTTTTTT

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>not niggers

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Youre the reason no one is going to watch the Joker in theatres.

blacks keep it in the slums
whites do it at churches, movie theaters, schools, etc

Don't forget to lube up at the butter pump

That's only because everywhere blacks are located becomes a slum. I've never seen pic related in a white neighborhood.

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>no refils
Holy shit

what if i take my wifes son?

Hold it right there geekboy.
As per the new kinoplex rules absolutely NO single males are allowed in the kinoplex while Joker is showing.
No exceptions, no we suggest you turn around and head back the way you came before things take a turn for the worst.

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Ro-robert... help
They wont let me in

ROBERT SHE'S HIDING EXTRA CHEESE IN HER BOOTS GET HER

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NOOOOOOO :(

ROBERT NOOOOOOOOOOO

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>*It was a hologram*

R-robert?

NO BROS HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Guys... Robert's gone...

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>well then, guess I'll have to take one of you ladies with me... or maybe both of you!

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Hot

Yes papa honkler, I shall take the honkpill

It's gonna be a fucking Asian who does it this time once they realize that they aren't even important enough to get a movie made about their incel plight.

Think about it.
White incels might be a menace, but how many kinos have been made that feature them?

OI RAHIMI, TU PANGGIL AMBULANCE, SIAN MATI SI ROBERT AH.

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Based and Sekiropilled

he is working in the kinoplex in heaven now ;_;7

I get around this dumb no singles policy by inviting my little sister to go with me.
we will get a nice seat for two and then we will cuddle while we watch the Joker kino, nobody will know that I am an incel too because of my perfect plan.
everyone will think my little sister is my gf.

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Well Robert, if it is your meat we are talking about then I'll take it raw.

Do you perchance live in Alabama?

please stop making light of incels shooting up jokers sessions, its a real threat

fuck I wish I had a little sister bros ;_;

Impressive edge, sir, but no match for Kin-Fu

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>the gay incel power fantasy
kek

whats bad about having a very close and loving relationship with your little sister? what has this to do with alabama?
you don't hug your little sister really tight so that you can feel her little tits pressing against you?
you dont kiss her on the lips since she was little?
you don't touch her ass and cuddle with her?

you are the weird one

>stone ocean ending.gif

Just stop and frisk all white males who try to violate the singles policy. Better yet, just turn them away.

Based Incest poster

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Top kek

you're just jealous of the souths superior culture. I bet you think that slavery was a bad thing too

It is a bad thing.
Slavery is inefficient.

ROBERT SHE’S NOT WHO YOU THINK..... NOOOOOOOO

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No no, I’m right here with the butter for your popcorn

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YOU SON OF ABITXH FUCK UUUUU

Fooled you, didn't I?

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>Robert Cop

Black's are only 13% of the population so as a percentage they are overrepresented in shootings
Checkmate nigger

read the post again, you daft twat

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Slavery itself I could understand.
Now bringing niggs was such a horrendous mistake the Dixie cucks need to die for it.

It was a bad thing. If it weren't for the slave trade america wouldn't have a nigger problem.

Hot

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Popcorn!?
I ordered the crab legs Robert!

That food smells delicious and all Robert and I appreciate you inviting me out here but I am not getting out of my car or rolling down my windows in this neighbourhood.

how come "white men" become a meme?

>*whips out cock...

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wtf i hate the Joker now.

probably because they not only invented memes, the word and definition of memes, the language that brought memes into reality, but also literally everything.

>tfw no Taiga gf

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>Robert no more, now yu pay 312$(+ tip, tax included) or get out gaijin

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What was it?

you're fucked, nice bait

>ask for 1 ticket for winnie the pooh
>Xi Jinping sends his 3d printed quantum elevators to fuck this chink up faster than he can say tiananmen

>"Hey officer, we have a lone white guy trying to watch The Joker. Please come as soon as possible."

shit Im always late for the fun stuff

You should shop the wet floor sign in his left hand.

That goofball puts that sign up every time he goes on his government mandated juice box and nap time break.

Fuck I almost cried

How original

ROBEEEEEEEEEEEERRRTTTTT

They have to do that, otherwise blacks will come in with gallon jugs and fill them up from the soda fountain.

>robert, I tried warning you about this
>the joker shooter was female
>kept going on about "the patriarchy" whatever that is
>forgive me robert

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>live in suburb of Detroit
>drive 20 min to another suburb when I want some good fried chicken
>melanin content of the locals increases dramatically
>large glass turnstile with 2" thick plexiglass when I order my chicken
>mfw

The chicken was predictably delicious, however.

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Why on earth would you think there's good fried chicken in Detroit?
It's soggy, low quality trash, just like the residents.

Luckily, all of that's about to change when they implement the Robocop™ initiative 3 years from now.

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Robocop is going to make friend chicken?

All they're gonna implement is WinoBot, if that
youtube.com/watch?v=67YfJyc_rew

Because their existence is a joke

>Hello sir, seeing Joker again! No problem, yes Robert is off today but I sell good popcorn too!

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Most of it was, but JJ Fish & Chicken on 8 Mile Road impressed me.

t. Grew up in the South amongst real fried chicken

user? Is that really you? It's been too long old friend. The Kinoplex? Now that's a word a haven't heard in years...but I can't go back, user. I can never go back...

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ok

I don't get this forced meme

>Robocop, brought to you by OCP, a subsidiary of the Walt Disney Corporation

Despite what it looks like, I'm not actually trying to force it as a meme. I don't care if others post it or not.
I'm just sad Laura's basically been killed off for the fourth time now. I'm also bored/lonely and enjoy the random discussions I get into through it.

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Dilate

>4th time
the fuck? When were the other 3 times aside from when she was first introduced on the island?

there's more than two races dipshit. the blazn azn shot like 40 people i think

who is laura

a gasstation/pawn shop i can understand but fucking burger king?

a retconed first love that got killed off in favour of an actual tranny dyke thats canon messed in the head

I wish this sounded unlikely

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Don't mean "killed" as in died each time, but still, something to that affect.
1st - Tower exploded and she was presumed dead
2nd - Died on the beach
3rd - Summoned out of the exterior darkness, then sent back
4th - Will now never be drawn in extracanonical sketches again

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cute

Character from a shitty furry comic filled with every 2000's anime trope out there. Twokinds.

>UUUMMM....DID YOU JUST BANTER ABOUT WHITE MEN BEING MASS SHOOTERS?!! UUUM WTF! OH WELL I GUESS I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO OTHER CHOICE THAN TO *BANG BANG BANG* *BRRRRRRT* THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT FOR BANTERING ABOUT MEEEEE! *BRRRRRRT* *BANG BANG*

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muslims use that excuse

>whites culturally appropriating again

I am not surprised.

Wouldn't it be more relevant to compare the numbers of movie theater shootings perpetrated by blacks vs. whites? I mean, in that case it's still going to be blacks by a fucking lot but the kinoplex is the concern right?

based

kek, but seriously it's a hilarious admission of the bigotry of lowered expectations that leftists criticize people for drawing muhammed and then turn around and shit all over incels. Those poor little brown people just can't help themselves, you know.

>not unpopped kernels in the bucket

5/10 effort

One ticket for the joker movie and a large cup of ocean water

Can someone post that, how to not get shot during joker pic

Who can stop them?

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>imagine not pirating the movie like the clown intended
>imagine getting clownblocked by 2 roastie dimensionlets and a nigger
The absolute fucking state of this society. Fags that go to the cinema to see this deserve to get shot. Unless you are the one shooting in which case based and clownpilled.

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I'm going to take an escort to see joker
Work smart not hard

>scene girl look
Hnnnnggg, goddamn it Brie dont do this to me.

OH SHIT OH SHIT THAT CLOWN NIGGA KILLED ROBERT

>Two tickets for The Joker, please

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Blacks would probably shoot up schools more if they actually went to schools.

Oh, im not here, alone. I'm here with my boy Robert.

Hey Robert, come over here and meet these nice girls who are putting footprints on your walls.

NOOOOO

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I want to FUCK Robert's ass.

SOMEBODY STOP THAT CLOWN

I remember seeing this once or twice when I went to Orlando. I found it strange but didn't pay much attention to where we were.

they invented everything and now they're just throwing it away like a bunch of retards
dumb white people

>robert got old and or aids

sad

Who's the flying dude?

no joke, when i went to a advance screening of suicide squad they had two guard guys with pistols hidden on them (im ex mil i can spot concealed carries) on both side of the doors. the metal detector was there as well. no mounted turrets though. every screening prior and after ive never seen guards at the door.

>user, I'm pregnant.

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OH NO! ROBERT, SHE BROUGHT IN HER OWN CANDY!!!

shut up nigger just ring up my booze and skoal

A very based individual.

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>opposite day at the kinoplex
a.k.a
in russia robert shoots you!

he look tired,sick and sad
probably aids as well that or grids

E SI GOBLOG!

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lurk more, retard

No, this can't be happening
You're playing a prank on me, right Robert?
Robert??

I honestly thought he loved his job at the movies so much that he would never leave the counter.

Okay so what if we do like to shoot shit up? At least we at no lame ass anime watching whites bitches.

I legit never bothered to check who the shooter was this is a huge revelation for me now

you have to go back

yes haha... let me just try to hold this object that's in my jacket with my arm while trying to get the cash

kys

Dilate

Your not very good at larping as a right winger....

niggers are the biggest weeaboos nowadays, just look at RDCWorld or those random skit nigs on youtube

shit bait

Unironically based. Incest is the final redpill.

NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER

I understand

>calling based robert a nigger
>reddit tourist trying to fit in thinks Yea Forums is racist 24/7

You need to go back

Based and Incestpilled

Because of jews

>say the n(igger) word
>onions's heads explode

the photoshopped frown makes me laugh so hard my sides hurt

wait so the crime statistics still hold even with shit like that in black neighborhoods?
shouldn't deterrents like that drive them down a bit?

youtu.be/JianXiqkzKU

Wow this is just a black day for kinema

>hey user let's go to the kinoplex together, you dont wanna pay for the no singles policy do you?

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Looks good Robert, I'm gonna go get some beers.

n-no it's only an extra 35%

WE CAN REBUILD HIM

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Indeed it is

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did u get any more kinoplex bonbi gf pix or do i gotta cry again today?

I'm the autist who made both bonbi pics, give me an idea and maybe I make another one.

are you saying you made this too? i only seen 1 bonbi in this thread not counting pic related
put bonbi on stairs between joker and pete

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Jesus fucking Christ, he's even white now.

yeah I made that

Also /wsg/ friendly version

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>Falling for my larping bait

Let me suck the sweat from your smelly socks baby

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surprisingly redpilled

>Robert we need you
>Singles are running rampant, unchecked, unchallenged
>The popcorn mines lack laborers, attendees are running out of snacks
>And to make matters worse Avengers XVI: The Incel Invasion, hits theatres next week
>Only a man of your skills can save the Kinoplex

ROBERT NOOOOOOOOO
WHY JESTER WHY?

Based rob

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Tarantuala is in the way, you get shitty OC of small bon sliding on a rail for now.

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that version is shit tho, which is why i said joker and pete

I'm going to sleep now, so post the version without tarantuala, and maybe pic of bonbi you want , and I do it tomorrow, if nobody does it in meantime.
Also this is basic as fuck layer work, try to learn to do it yourself

;_;7

I know how to do it myself, I just don't care to

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jesus christ, i thought Yea Forums was bad

>grilling on the front porch

what the fuck my man

>Can't understand stats
based retard

Despite making up 60% of the population whites commit 42% of mass shootings.

yeah and 12% of the pop is black and does nearly as much. whats your point libtard?

Everyone is invited when robert's grillin

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That IS his point, you moron

Leftypol on the ropes

no its not libshit

jesus fuck you are such a fucking idiot.
the post you are replying to is agreeing with you
I'm agreeing with you
You're just so fucking low iq you can't read a simple post

Please stop /pol/posting in kinoplex threads

Do you think Robert knows the truth?

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This Robert meme is the unfunniest most forced shit I’ve seen in a while. Did you all migrate from Reddit or something?

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You are right of course, but seeing drooling retards really grinds my gears

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>Please stop /pol/posting in kinoplex threads

>no!!!!!!! i cant stand to see others opinions! it must be /pol/ boggieman!!!! libshits only on me 4chnnel!!!

>being a nigger lover
>lol 13% doing 52% is a okay!

Two tickets to The Thing, please.

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learn to read, then kill yourself. enjoy getting the last reply.

FUCK HER UP ROBERT.

NO SURVIVORS.

Would you like some popcorn with that user?

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is this implying that the kinoplex moves to accommodate the credits and not the other way round?

Yeah, like an elevator.

Looks like you tried to eye rape the wrong girl in the wrong city, creep

Crazy how many of you legitimately hate black people while entering a Robert thread

oh shi he finna get dabbed on

Robert is an honorary Aryan

r...robert you're darker than normal, is this the theatre for Venom?

yes
youtube.com/watch?v=7pOoSe2K5DU

We hate niggers, not black people.

>the only negative reviews are by various leftists trying to call it "problematic" without tipping their hand

based, gonna see it in theaters, fuck jannies fuck trannies and fuck film critics

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fuck thats terrifying

Based and lgf pilled

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WOAH

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>there's a difference because /pol/ said so!

Robert = Black
= Nigger

>in a while
Well, you clearly took your sweet time observing this meme before judging it unfunny. I respect that.

normie go away REEEEE

Uhh I'll have..
>TOO RATE, REEAVE GAIJIN WI TU BUSI

Thank you Robert

After getting your text message, I finally left that dark room in my basement, and emerged in the real world. I found out that terrorists weren't actually going to kill me, and black people weren't going to rob me around every corner, and women constantly protesting just happens in isolated incidents and areas around the country.

I'm ready to start my life again Robert...also medium rare. Thanks.

[youtube.com/watch?v=d3PabquGsf4]

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