Superman gets hit by projectile kryptonite

Superman is just impossible to write. The concept is cool, but all the minutia, his character's limitations, powers and history render it an uninteresting clusterfuck. Snyder did as good of a job as you can do with it

>Superman is just impossible to write.
Superman 1 and 2 are regarded as some of the best capeflicks ever made, and Superman 3 has some good stuff in it too. Just because there hasn’t been a good one in a long time, doesn’t mean it’s impossible

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This sums up justice league pretty well

It's not an S.

Literally nothing wrong with this

the only good scene in the movie.

absolute kinography.

The one kino moment.

If he's throwing them fast enough for them to move like that, while Flash's own movements look twice as slow as their bodies flying through the air at his own super sonic speeds, wouldn't that mean they're hitting the walls/ground/each other at double the speed of sound?
How do they survive?

Because they have super powers you tard

All three of them are very resistant.

The real problem in that shot, is the moment cyborg grabs superman. There's absolutelly no impact whatsoever, after all he is CGI and the director of that scene if it was snyder or whedon I couldn't know should have taken that into account into the first moment.

Pretty sure it’s Snyder, only Whedon parts of that sequence are any interactions with Batman

The problem isn't Superman, it's Snyder not being creative enough to give Superman a villain he can fight. Superman fighting someone like Batman is fucking retarded. A lot of his best stories aren't about him fighting a physical threat.

Snyder doesn't get superheroes and is probably the worst pick for the granddaddy of them all.

He probably thought "superman is strong XD he wouldn't move" without realizing Superman still have a human weight, so even if he putted his weight forward, he would still move a lot more when being impacted by a 400 pounds metal nigger.

Superman is pretty easy to write, the point is that he don't fall on the usual "le strong evil man appears and cause rukus until the hero grow some balls and punch him in the face" kind of story. His best villains and stories give him moral dilemas, instead of being just a fight.

It was Snyder. All of Whedon's superman shots have retarded cgi lip. If somebody were to go through and deep fake Henry Cavill's face onto superman body this movie would be infinitely more watchable.

Why does the Flash do a Sailor Moon pose before taking off?

He’s a big sailor moon fan, it’s explained in the Justice League novelization

JL Flash loves K-pop and probably anime
this part from the very first Flash teaser literally looks like he's doing some Naruto shit.

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>Snyder doesn't get superheroes

how dumb can one man be

Flashu no jutsu

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that was cool as shit but I mean, what exactly did Flash think he was going to do there anyway

>Batman’s plan is retarded
probably should have used the kryptonite first and the machine guns second, huh

Because last time bats shot him he nearly suffocated?

based

>Foorashu
Ftfy

I'm talking about the second time he let himself get shot

That's because DC wrote themselves into a corner by making Superman the STRONGEST HERO EVER. So they try to excuse themselves by writing villains that can challenge him morally, because they know they wouldn't be able to write a physical threat convincingly, and even then all those moral challenges amount to empty navel-gazing meant to make Superman look the NICEST HERO EVER. They even play that as some weakness, half-hardheartedly, of course. Because dear forbid Superman actually had a flaw or something.

>He probably thought "superman is strong XD he wouldn't move" without realizing Superman still have a human weight, so even if he putted his weight forward, he would still move a lot more when being impacted by a 400 pounds metal nigger.
dude Superman can fly, he can hold himself in place no matter how much weight is pressing against him. if you really want to bitch look at MoS, none of those fights with non-flying kryptonians make any physical sense but who cares it kicked ass.

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Unless Superman had an absurd timing to the point of propeling himself forward to counter Cyborgs push, he would move a little forward to recept him, or back because he delayed the push.

>none of those fights with non-flying kryptonians make any physical sense but who cares it kicked ass
That's the problem with them, you can't just say a dude have normal weight in one moment, and them in the other things react as if they weight a thousand tons. Even if by magic your muscles had extreme explosion and power, you would still need to make a muscular effort to break the ground, not just step on it while running.

>absurd timing
Wow almost like superman has very fast perception like the flash or something

Easy.
That was Superman's first exposure to Kryptonite. He assumed (with good reason) that nothing on Earth could harm him, so he didn't bother to evade, much like an adult sometimes wont bother moving while a small child punches him.
Did you moron really think you'd find a plot hole in Snyder's magnum opus? How foolish.

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he was still affected by the first shot

Superman could swing his dick so fast after peeing the urine would evaporate before leaving his penis, this is not the issue. Justice League is a movie, and a director should be aware of how to adapt things to a movie medium.

When he decides to ignore physics because of stupid comic book logic the movie passes a stupid feeling. When I see superman not moving when a CGI monstrosity hit him, my first thought was "wow, this looks cheap", and only after I went to rationalize why the impact looked so bad in my head. Yeah, I could rationalize afterwards that "Superman can kill whores Vlad style with his dick, timing his fly abilities is easy", but that is fanwhore wishful thinking. Most people won't rationalize that, they will see that shit, think it looked cheap, and move on. The gut reaction is something a good director needs to be aware of.

Basically this. Imagine if a loli comes running on your direction with her fists cleanched, why would you bother to evade? Yeah, she could have a small knife hidden between her fingers, but what are the odds?

>you can't just say a dude have normal weight in one moment, and them in the other things react as if they weight a thousand tons
you can and they did. logically every time one of them landed a bunch on Superman, it should have knocked *themselves* backwards because they have no way of anchoring themselves. but that would look stupid.

>Yeah, she could have a small knife hidden between her fingers
that's exactly why you do dodge ya dingus

this was both, whedon changed it to daytime and i think changed the flash part for more comedy

what makes no sense is how he throws cyborg, he has both arms occupied with WW and aquaman

Look how Superman starts to smile right before the cut, I think Cyborg wasn't supposed to be there in the Snyder draft, he would trow only Diana and Aquaman. To accomodate him in the scene they went as further as they could in the take they had, and bullshited his trow so people wouldn't notice.

Yes, imagine. A Loli hitting you with futile rage.
Wouldn't that be unpleasant hahaha.

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Superman acted so unbelievably stupid in that fight no way he should have lost

Why do you retards keep saying this? I already said I was referring to the second time he was shot. Did you even watch the fight? Did you even know he got shot more than once?

I would have thrown my S all over ursa, if you know what I mean.

Based, Ursa thread last night was kino

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indeed it was

No, his powers had returned.

yeah slowly
he punched batman with full force and batman didnt went throught a wall until he pushed him

Superman killed Zod by snapping his neck. He's not invulnerable.

Superman regularly holds back in fights while depending on his invulnerability to see him through.

This is JUSTice league not BvS

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Even then his powers haven't fully returned.
This point is emphasized since they fought in the middle of the night.
Later on in the movie Superman takes a nuke in the night sky and is gravely injured, but he was blown out of in the Earth's orbit and rapidly regenerates harnessing the Sun's rays.
So much detail goes by unnoticed, or is purposely ignored.

I kind of liked that though, despite it being jank cgi. It was like he was flying into a brick wall even with wonder woman and aquaman on him