God I wish that were me

God I wish that were me

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I’m on my iPhone I can’t view .webm’s, what happens?
Sent from my iPhone

Is she making the big bucks now?

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Daisy is cuter.

a woman dressed as rey at disneyland walks up to a young boy then squats beside him whispering into his ear "I'm so fucking wet right now, give me your hard cock, give me your cum, fill me up like the slut i am, my body is yours my master"

what is she saying?

AAAAAAAAAAGH

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something like "i want to be raped, make me feel pain, do with me what you like"

I’m on my iPhone, what is the picture of?

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daisly ridley in leather bondage gear being raped by various transsexuals but she's smiling and you can make out her saying "i have found my purpose"

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I remember applying for that job, they rejected me for looking "too female"

I’m on my iphone, what does this say?

I'm on my iPhone what did I just posted?

we need to get in

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put her in the oven

What percentage of men do you think agrees that not only would any 12 year old male love a sexual encounter with an attractive adult woman, but also take no psychological damage from it?

I'm thinking 99% with the last being femisois in denial

We shall never know unless she opens her insta.

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if they would have cast someone this adorable i would have loved TFA+J. Idk why she cant be a badass and cute they make all female heros now just men with tits.

I can't tell, are these lookalikes or really her?

Good to see you back, botbro. And by good I mean awful.

>be dumb zoomer
>record face while showing dead eyes
>zoom in on face
>content

I'm on my iPhone. What does she smell like?

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>she's way cuter than the real Rey
wtf Disney, ditch Daisy and cast her!

>come to star wars land
> no han, no luke, no 3po , r2d2, no landmarks from the original trilogy
>shitty lightsaber only for 219,- dollars
>remember the green milk you dreamt your whole childhood to drink for yourself? here have it for 10 bucks only. comes with handy puke-bucket. only 5 bucks extra
>why dont you like it
>rey walking around in sexy dress whispering stuff in your ears

NOT EVEN ONCE

eat dirt disney

image what they could have done. just with the ewoks alone. but NOOOOOO. only the new trilogy counts. no nostalgia for you stupid fanboy.

why the pants
WHY THE PANTS

no amount of viral marketing will save your shitty star wars land, skekDISNEY

cosmicbook.news/disney-confirms-star-wars-galaxys-edge-suffering


>You will note, that as I mentioned in my Comic-Con exclusive, that a big reason that added to the people staying away from Star Wars Galaxy's Edge is due to Disney jacking the cost of ticket prices prior to the park opening to take advantage of the Star Wars fans, which has backfired completely, similar to Disney's approach to the films. The investor's report confirms the higher average ticket prices (bold my own):

And then the experience is paying more money for shitty bot and shitty lightsaber.

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what a fucking chad

this is so GREAAAAT skekDISNEY!!!
I want to hug and kiss rey in star wars land and pay 219,- dollarinos extra for it.

dude lmao, can you stop shitting up the thread lol

>What Disney expected, is that they could jack ticket prices and that a lot of people would still visit their parks and Star Wars Galaxy's Edge, but that didn't happen.

that didnt happen, huh? people do not like being squeezed for their money? how do star wars fans hurt skekDISNEY so much?

oops wrong post. meant

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Galaxy's Edge Just Opened at Disney World, ANOTHER FLOP

youtube.com/watch?v=DOUvKJy5ci8

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the audacity to come here and shill for shitty failed disney park attraction

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Deal with it.

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still failing. still fans hating on it. still bad reviews.

Disgusting female pedo.

I'm on my iPhone. Can someone explain the Sneed's Feed & Seed gag?

Arghhhhhh I'm so lonely

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delicious thighs

lol

park rey > movie rey

I'd take her for a ride on the casting couch

why is she making such a lewd face haha, i thought mini was pure?

im 90% sure that guy is legit autistic.
>the home made batman backpack
>his odd movements
>the random hug
>the MIGA hat

>there's a casting tape of mini doing lewd things but we'll never see it

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when the disney park street actor is better looking and has more charisma than the actually movie star

I was afraid he'd died and forgot a deadman switch

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10% of you is retarded

how to get a bailey gf?

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Doesn't anyone find this a bit pedo? Why go to a child and do that suave sexual whispering?