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The hell was the cunt even bothered by? If he wanted to he could literally teleport around the places he wanted to go, use magic to replace most jobs he would need doing and wouldn't ever have to actually see a muggle born or half blood unless he actively chose to.

When are we getting a film about magical NEET's that do nothing but learn weird obscure meme spells and communicate entirely by floo messages to their NEET friends?

this always blew my mind. He was going to fucking KILL Harry.

Inb4 Rowling retcons Dobby’s story into him actually being a female house elf who was sexually abused by Malfoy Sr

He was bothered by someone taking his property and more importantly a symbol of his families prestige.

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He sees himself as an aristocrat and is used to having a magical slave to do that shit for him

I meant in a more general sense of why did he care about the mud bloods thing? I don't like foreigners because I have to interact with them, seeing their gross mud faces and hearing their gross mud language while they go about babooning around town like they're actual people. But if I could just teleport to places that I go and they don't (work, the good shops, etc), and never have to deal with them I likely wouldn't care all that much,

House elves are a status symbol for purebloods

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>"Wooden doors albus! We were lied to!"
>"Don't worry old friend, I'll transfigure some new material! Zyklonus Bius!"

Purebloods think muggleborns are somehow stealing their magic and causing them to have squib kids

That's retarded. Magical NEET'dom is the superior ideology. Imagine how easy Voldemort would have been to contain if someone just got him an animated sex doll and an internet connection.

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Wizardry is a recesive trait. Wizards that don't care about purity of blood end up having muggles or squibs. Therefore there is an evolutionary pressure towards supporting pureblood societies, even if it makes no sense at first.

Kedavra! Oh no, oh shit, I killed him. I thought he was gonna defeat me before I could kill him... Oh shit, I don't wanna go to Azkaban, where all the black wizards live. I need to get the fuck outta here

If squibs don't have a magic gene then there's no explanation for how muggleborns can exist. Squibs are likely a result of the massive amount of inbreeding the pureblood doctrine requires seeing as they're the only ones that seem to have squib kids at all.