ITT: Times when critics went full retard

ITT: Times when critics went full retard.

No Star Wars or capeshit.

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this movie sucked though

Audience are easily manipulated by emotional films. The Lisa Gerrard music really helped accelerate it. Wasn't this the movie that started off the fast switching, nauseous shots meme?

I liked it

>jose.

UNA PALABRA

>neglected to develop a coherent storyline
This is the dumbest shit, this plot was simple as fuck. And I thought people were retarded for not understanding BvS...

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I want to know why Taken got a higher score than this movie

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This is one of the best movies I've ever seen but critics painted it as racist and normies don't appreciate good directing or the genius of Rourke's acting. This movie is no more racist than Lethal Weapon 4 and their entire argument is that it's racist to make slants the bad guys and discuss their gangs.

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How the fuck is this allowed?

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Critics are retards and the internet has allowed us to finally see how truly bad their taste is.

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>critic looks at poster
>sees dudes in long black coats
>HURR DURR IT'S A MATRIX RIPOFF

>scattershot tone

What the actual fuck did they mean by this?

Last Action Hero is shit though
and Shooter is totally average and is right where it belongs.

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Presumably some mouthbreathers didn't like the fact that sad things happened in a comedy.

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Boondock Saints is absolute fucking trash kid

that summary is retarded. the beginning was predictable and became good with its over the top violence.

Pleb

63% is fair. it's a little above average. you know what satire is? it's sarcasm, and sarcasm is the peak of humor for women, they never grow past it. it's for teenagers.
>i said something but i really meant NOT what i said. get it?????

Fuck off Beaner
So they can recognise plot holes in Shooter but somehow TLJ is a cinematic masterpiece?

Whoa, what the fuck is these shit scores? Is this a shop?

Should be 100% on both sides

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I'm not saying Godzilla movies can't have good stories, but they are usually simplistic, and only exist to give context to what the monsters are doing. Most Marvel capeshit movies also have simplistic stories, but they get a pass from critics.

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This isn't a very good movie but that criticism is fucking retarded.

Uh oh, looks like the contrarian kids have arrived.

It's real.

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ITT plebs that are too stubborn to admit they have generic high school pleb taste

You've convinced me to watch it.

Make a thread later letting me know what you think friendo. The worst of it is the female lead is terrible and she really flubs an important scene towards the end, other than that it's about perfect

sí miguel ay ay ay tengo sueño

dumb iphoneposter

This movie is pure cringe

Boondock saints is only cool when you're 14.

check out Knives Out. 100% Rian Johnson's new movie.

Strictly because Orange Man Bad.

If you don't like it, get ready to be ___ist and grow up to be a school shooter and whatnot.

Same as capeshit.

Hackers and Grandma's Boy are both great movies that critics didn't like for some reason

wasn't for me

both critics and audience went full retard here

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Yes, it's really 7%

>doesn’t understand the art of satire

What the fuck.

dumb namefag

any movie that tries to push Rihanna as an actor deserves to be shot into the sun

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Battleship was the one that went full retard here, not critics.

Agreed, either score is way too high.

Fucking critics, Hook is nostalgia kino.

Clockwork Orange is the biggest case of mass brainwashing, is a shit movie in every aspect, every fucking aspect is bad, maybe the worst movie in the fucking history (The Room-tier) but when you ask someone "HEY! DO YOU LIKE A CLOCKWORK ORANGE?" they just say "yeah is a cult classic!" but they didn't even saw the movie

WTF people hate hook?!?

Shit taste.

Early '90s America was too X-TREME to be able to process or understand satire, especially satire about blockbuster action movies, which were basically our lifeblood during that time.

This movie sucked
Kino
Saints was shit

>satire is sarcasm
Fucking smooth brain.

>not understanding BvS
It's been years but the Snydercucks still make me say "Yikes" out loud...

It's okay to like Boondock Saints.

if you're 14 or younger maybe

I didn't even say I liked the movie, but if you think it was hard to understand, or didn't make sense, you're probably a fucking moron.

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This is true, to be honest.

Great sequel with top notch CGI that still looks better than the majority of shit today.

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This master piece.

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And a great third entry that's also kino

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No idea why they went apeshit over this generic coming of age-drama.

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Critics were retards when it came to some of Carps best films

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This and Blackhat are underrated late Mann KINO

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STRONG WAMANS

>actually falling for the snyderfag's memes that people didn't understand the movie

This movie deserved a fucking 20%

Miami Vice was ok but Blackhat is one of the worst movies I've seen in my life, just the fact that it was made by a guy with decades of experience and good movies behind him is mind boggling.

The only people who like that movie past age 17 are soidrinkers

I thought Hook was like a gigantic blockbuster that everyone loved.

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It was better.

The scene with the navy vets firing up the Missouri was the only redeeming part of this shitfest.

>That deadnaming is still up
Absolutely triggered tbqh with you family member

pleb filtered

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That's rather generous actually.

cringe, plebs should be gassed

That looks terrible in motion tho. Shitty acting, story and le epic hackery does not help it either

EZ

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There was a period in 2004-2005 where Hook, Princess Bride, and Labyrinth got massive internet second winds, or maybe it was just my high school/Myspace. Either way, your friends talking about it made it sound like a bigger deal than it actually was. It was a big rental movie, but not much of a theater hit, nobody gave a shit about Peter Pan

based retard

cringe

boomer here who watched this for the first time last year. It's fucking laughable that there are people out there that think it's good.

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>not recognizing cringekino
Retarded critics indeed

Absolute garbage movie that not even arnie could have saved.
That kid was making me angry the whole time.

“She’s just like me” squealed the 28 year old transsexual.

It was truly shit and has nothing on the original

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he's white in the book btw

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How many years did it take again?

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How can you hate nostalgia fucking cunts

Man on Fire wasn’t great but it was as good as intrigue crime dramas get. It’s not high art but who are modern critics to judge?

Critics really want to pretend they are high art cinephiles, which I would except, but the same people cream over cake shit. It’s bit consistent.

What's with the low score? Hardcore Henry's a blast to watch

Sucker Punch is just Welcome to Marwen with women.

>wooden acting

How can critics completely miss the point? It’s as if these people never saw the war films Starship Troopers was a satire of.

never saw welcome to marwen but if anything that makes me want to see it.

this movie slapped and the critics who shit on it had no imagination

If you like SP you should watch WtM. It's my favorite movie of all time.

hardcore henry kicked ass

Boondock Saints is the best pleb filter of all time because anyone who actively shits on this movie outs themselves as a pleb. There will never be a better pleb filter.

You have no friends

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They were just mad that it named the jew.

Fired Up is already a fuckin classic.

sucked till I nutted and it kept sucking

it was the borderline for Scott, after that he went full retard

forgot pic

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But the voiceover was giving and overview of the story and talking about the characters.

this movie is garbage

this is peak pleb filter
unwatchable trash

>(((critics)))

The meme’s already been beaten, his next movie, no joke, is being done over 20 years

>Audience are easily manipulated by emotional films.
So are critics. See: any woke minority crap.

fell asleep twice inside 15 minutes, retarded shit

I remember watching this movie on tv its pretty based tbphwy

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I'm sorry, what?

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By far, the greatest offender here. The film is an action/sci-fi masterpiece. And is great too

Stick to Marvel sophistication, homos

The ending was shit but lack of fresh ideas was Die Hard 2, not this one.

Critics are fucking morons.

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22%...

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I am convinced that half of all movie critics just parrot what popular ones say.

Get filtered you brainless pleb faggot. How does it feel being cinematically illiterate?

Pretty bad take, but a few Halloweens ago a girl was dressed as a droog and when we started talking I threw a few Nadsat lines at her, and she was like, “haha what?”

kino
garbage
mediocrity

this film was garbage though

PLEB = FILTERED

The matrix was fucking wholesome coherent and consistent and entertaining
I do not agree with this shit

Ghostbusters 2016 and The Last Jedi

Thats the third Matrix movie which is complete garbage and the Wachowski trannys started showing us how their tranny brains were letting it infect their work. Fuck even Matrix Reloaded was extremely flawed and only remembered for the freeway scene.

I liked it

I think both parties here went full retard.

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I dont think i ever saw a more boring movie in my life

Based. This was early high school kino for me.

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Matrix reloaded was the worst of them like m1>m3>>m2
Revolution was really good
I do not agree with you

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I got memed into paying ticket price for this turd

>overly violent
No, and also it’s the Punisher, dickhead.
>by-the-numbers revenge flick
Fair

Unbelievable

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I really don't get why people disliked it.

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Too much buffoonery

both critics and audiences in this case

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No one who saw the 2014 Godzilla could say that 2019 was garbage with a straight face.

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what a retarded post 10/10

This is the exact type of shit I put on in the background when I'm drunk and playing video games on the weekend, and it was still ass.

2014 was trash dude

Simple stories can still be dog shit

I'll never get this one
It's legitimately at least a 7/10. I dont recall anything about it being straight up bad

Yes but KOTM was woke
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It wasn't great, but come on.

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whatever you rate it it was better than this one

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He will be 80 by the time is done, what if he gets cancer or alzheimer? Why? Just why? In 20 years Lucas dream will be achieved, actors who can be completely recreated in 3D at any age.

Why does violence and gore trigger critics so much?

This movie is a masterpiece.

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wtf how could anyone hate that movie?

> we will never recover the lost footage from event horizon

What the fuck? This is actually a nice movie.

You know how good movies have memorable lines of dialogue? The entire script of that movie is a memorable line.

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I never understood this. If I go see a film that's rated R, I expect it to be bloody, gory, has language, and sex. The big fucking R rating should tell you enough

more movies like this?
I've already watched the equilizer, and that movie where the actors daughter, wife, or someone gets taken and he extracts revenge. i don't remember the name.

It would have been better if they took out like all the wacky over saturated assassin guild parts and it was just about a retired hitman living in a small mountain town.

Should’ve been lower desu

Fuck the cumbrains, 5 star post nigga

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What the fuck, I didn't know this had such a low score, that's dumb. Shit just got real, boys.

KOTM comes to mind.
>W-why are there monsters?! I-I want people!

Most critics are plebs when it comes to horror kino.

Good posts.

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notice me sempai.

Any movie with a scene as kino as Bale fighting in the middle of the mooks is an automatic winner.

It says no csorshit, retard. Capetards truly are illiterate.

i loved this movie, and even the show. they should have made a second season.

Audience scores are pretty close on most of those, though.

>0

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I will never, ever understand the dislike for Last Action Hero. I fucking loved it. How did literally everyone not get that it was the Naked Gun of action movies?

Proof that movie critics have no idea what working a real job is like.

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nice, saved

This thread has just convinced me that critics are far more reasonable than the average tv poster, they are more resistant to ONLY 90S KIDS nostalgia than anyone here

bump

Fuck everyone, it was great.

Audiences are dumb too.

Battleship should be at 0%. What a garbage movie.

they forget that some-read most- films are meant for you to be able to turn your brain off and be entertained. Even if its crap. Writting critical about Friday the 13th part 100 is just creating their own job security and a waste of time.

Critics need to go to the boo box.

ACK!

Critics like to feel smarter than they are, so they love movies that pretend to be thoughtful.

>why isn't my adventure movie realistic

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dont understand Yea Forumss hate for this movie.

It's a really stupid movie, but it's the only Fast and Furious movie I enjoy.

Fucking retards, the lot of em.

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41% is pretty generous desu

It's not even just that though. Some of these movies actually have interesting themes.
Most critics just think of genre movies as inferior. They only feel comfortable giving genre movies positive scores when they're disguised as "serious" movies. Look at Hereditary for example.

Hook is actually a good movie. Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins make that movie just by being so camp and hammy. If the critics couldn't see this as anything other than intentional, then they really as retarded as they seem.

Critics went full retard with this one...

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EXTREMELY BASED posts by the kino connoisseurs at Yea Forums

>Year released: 1991
>Budget: $70 million
>Box Office: $300 million
It did well. It's not some UHF-tier film that got buried in the theaters but somehow rose from the ashes like a Phoenix from VHS sales and rentals.

Good Burger. This is my favorite movie of all time. I'm a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes. The film is simple poetic beauty. It makes me feel enlightened when I watch it more so than any movie has ever made me feel. On a spiritual level I feel more connected to the human race on an empathetic and intellectual level while viewing this masterpiece of modern cinema. Not only does it challenge your whole way of thinking but it transforms your thought process into something other worldly. There hasn't been a single movie I can compare it to that has the same amount of existential importance or God tier level of answers that this minuscule children's film has. I am no longer walking on this Earth blind, I have seen Good Burger, and I am now able to see everything else for what it is.

It isn't Good Burger.

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The critics are right for the wrong reasons. The movie IS an absolute mishmash of nonsensical half-plots. But it's more a product of having too many ideas than too few.

Can't argue with those digits.

Critics are a disease. Meet the cure.

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The description "a juvenile, ugly movie" describes boondock saints perfectly, but I mean that as a compliment

The absolute state of film critics.

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Storyline? It was a hell of an acid trip.

>csorshit

Learn to spell, non-white.

it's a little uneven, but the goddamn odd couple shit that bob hoskins and hoffman are doing all through the middle third is some of the funniest shit that's ever been put on film.

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>Poor writer accuses other people of being illiterate

C O P E

SHOW ME SHOW ME SHOW ME HOW YOU DO THAT TRICK

csorshit is kino, though

is that what taking acid is like?

I censored myself because your shit is vile.

Holy shit!

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it was fine, but that score is like The Rent

100% fucking THIS.

Really?

Unironically ahead of its time and a true pleb filter.
>I once ran into Tom Green and just mentioned how this was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen, and he seemed to genuinely be happy with the compliment.

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>t. philosophylet

>except
Oh dear

yeah, waiting was surreal. you got the feeling the writers had been working shitty food service gigs for decades prior to coming up with that script.

Fucking unbelievable.

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First two Blade movies got undeservedly trashed by critics.

This movie was so fucking bad.

Boondock Saints is a pleb filter because brainlets like it. The gun sfx are fucking cringe and all I remember from that shitheap film.

>mfw he falls off the horse

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Really? I thought this was the best one.

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Fucking Jews!

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It's a schlocky piece of shit that strains its own premise half way through the movie.
It's got some fun kills, but its not a good movie.

ruin everything!

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boondock saints is a double edged pleb filter. you can spot the zoomer plebs because they love it too much, and you can spot the boomer plebs because they hate it too much. only true patricians can judge it honestly.

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No this one is right

THE MONKEY WASN'T FUNKY NO MORE!

youtu.be/9_1HhKO8Uck

No, it was terrible, wouldn't be surprised if it was written by a 12 year old.

wtf
>rex racer 'dies'
>speed likes racin
>gets an offer to race for $$$
>doesn't like the corruption
>is targeted to die like rex
>doesn't

i haven't seen it in 5 years and i still remember the main beats
christ, throw a kid with a monkey into a film and everyone turns retarded

find a more boring movie with bigger talent voids

Haven’t seen this in over a decade I’m sure but I loved the villain. Wasn’t he just a normal dude who got turned and ended up taking over? Like vampires had their ways and hierarchy and all it took was some normie inhertiting super powers and a different perspective to topple it.

pointless? the voiceover provides most if not all of the exposition in this movie. fucking hell.

KotM had the same problem that BayTurtles 2 had. it was a sequel to an OMG SO SRS adaptation, but the sequel ditches the grimness and embraces the source material.

King of Monsters channeled a lot of the OG gojira camp, and turtles 2 felt like an episode of the cartoon

they need to stop fucking up the first time and just do this from the start

well that yeah. but doesn't he also subvert vampire weaknesses by just wearing SPF 80 and a pair of raybans?

this movie was turbogarbage oscarbait and the critics saw through it

Checkin this out

He believed in a vampire fairy tale that the higher ups thought was a myth and proved them wrong unlocking Vampire Gods through the blood of Blade.

Arnold's look in this really stands out.

>Westley Snipes remained in character for the whole production. Only responded when adressed as 'Blade' and clouds of marihuana smoke came from his RV all day'

That was Blade Trinity and he only referred to Ryan Reynolds as cracker.

>hurr durr gun manufacturers bad
>now let me just use these guns to kill them all
Kind of proving the point of their necessity there

>I WANDA IF U KNO

>sean penn
cringe

>replying to the wrong post
cringe

Meant for

This movie scared the shit out of me when I first saw it as a kid, I was maybe 8 years old and the alien design and disintegration ray guns were fucking horrifying. Five years later I watched it and couldn't stop laughing.

>making a second post to correct your cringe post
double cringe

No, it's also for plebs. Patricians prefer 2cb

Based

it's the most Jim Carrey movie ever and I think he's divisive. It is pretty good though, underrated for sure

i liked when the bad guy wasnt tacking his flouride pills

>only true patricians can judge it honestly.
Exactly, and it's cringey shit.

Excellent my fãm

I remember thinking that when I saw the trailer but it ended being cooler than the matrix I also like Ultraviolet so I’m probably a minority there

I love boondock saints because it’s total trash and everything happens during the day lmao

>cringe posting this hard
ultracringe

Post times when somehow the audience score is even more pants on head retarded

Kairo is a 9/10

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>continuing the cringe posting
MAXIMUM CRINGE

>it ended being cooler than the matrix
RETARD.

TRY THE WINE, FAGGOT

Fucking ass pirates!

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The comic was great. This was garbage. Turned it off half way through.

Why does Hollywood like abortion so much?

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>b-but he was in Flubber and Genie in Aladdin!
Fuck this, the critics knew kino when they saw it.

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Because it secretly is a useful population control to keep the blacks in check since their true champions, the hispanics will still carry the baby to term because they remember they're Catholic when it's convenient for them.

yawn

Did critics get Robocop? I think that garnered pretty favorable reviews, ST is WAY more on the nose.

ITT the critics are right and general audiences are drooling retards.

Saved. I will never not be mad about Vampires, it probably would have been Capenter's last true kino but the studio halved his budget a day before production began.

the book was better

The matrix was gay and made by trannies FACT

The only problem I had with the movie was the scene with the grenade launcher, which has embarassingly bad effects.

The scenes where that little kid keeps getting hurt until the end where he get's annihilated by chopper blades-spewing blood all over the crowd and his father really got to me and I cried. I was proabaly that kids age at the time of watching this. Daddy would you like some sausage?!

The original nip movie is good, the american remake was not so good. I wanted to fugg the lady though.

>not knowing that ulta > maximum
Just feel bad for you now user

One hour photo is a nice kino

>seething liar
They became trannies after the matrix

Warzone too. Warzone is easily a 7/10, the only major flaw is the late 2000's CG gore

>Ulta
Infinite cringe.

Is this one where Dave Chappelle is the bad guy?

The framing literally makes no sense though
>Sean Bean: "For the next step in out treasure hunt we must steal the Declaration of Independence."
>Nic Cage: "Never, that's wrong and we shouldn't do that."
>Sean Bean: "Fuck you, then. I'll steal it and keep the treasure myself."
>Nic Cage: "No! I must stop you by stealing the Declaration of Independence!"
Decent flick otherwise.

youtube.com/watch?v=E3D2VXgGZ6c
and of course
youtube.com/watch?v=U-n_zk7e0ZU

Absolutely disgusting!

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Keep trying

Learn how to spell you nigger!

I’m actually quite surprised the audience score is that low

>all those character trope laden cons
>that airfield ambush climax

This shit felt like an anime at times

DAmn y’all are probably lame as fuck to be around. This movie was pretty good.

Event Horizon is honestly a pretty average movie and the finale gets pretty ridiculous. Also sucks they had to cut most of the bloody orgy.

Stream it then, if you're so fucking great

I always thought that scene seemed like studio interference, like they cut out the gore and made the kid ADR that he didn't die. I had my suspicions confirmed many years ago when a prop of the kids head went up on a movie prop auction website I frequented. I can't find it now, and it's driving me crazy. I also heard that Green wanted a horror movie soundtrack, but the studio went for a more Punk sound so they could market it as a Skater picture.

I rewathed it was a decent film that I think was just too bold with its style for people to like at the time. the only thing that was really dumb was right before the kiss at the race the kid and the monkey break the fourth wall just to make a dumb cootie joke

>now incoherent
Oh dear.

>never quite sure where its morals lie
Was that not the point of the movie?

I hate rotten tomatoes critics with a burning fucking passion

all of them are the embodiment of the online pretentious asshole who always argues with everyone and responds with "AcKtUaLlY iT's-" whatever the fuck you're talking about

damn didnt know they did that to man on fire.
that was a really good movie.
arguably borderline hostage kino.

that really is annoying. those rt critics are total shitheads.
the pirates movies are unquestionably pirate kino from disney.

FOR THEE, MY LORD, FOR THEE

Give me a working website to stream it on and I'll post it.

we really just need to ban posting about rotten tomatoes on Yea Forums - the critics there are always trash, the reviews are bought by studios for the most part, its just a total trash site. not even worthy of being posted on Yea Forums

couldnt agree more, what the rotten tomatoes faggots have to say about films has never mattered to anyone with real taste in cinema anyways

This seems to be everyone's reaction when they watched it as a kid

I watched this last year and I have no idea how critics found it overly violent. It's tame compared to pretty much any action movie from the 80s. I guess they were too used to superhero movies being like Spider-Man at that point.

>This shit felt like an anime at times
Nah it was good.

I like when obvious racists argue that a movie isn't actually racist and that's why the racists likes the non-racist movie. Sounds legit.