We come up with new Simpsons episodes

Homer must work with an unlikely ally to save Springfield from ruin...

>Bart dies

>now that Disney owns the simpsons he can team up with anyone from Star Wars or the MCU

it's true kys, you use discord you're not better than anyone. other than you being a destructive element in a discord you dont agree with. k y s

t. feralgatr

>Homer begins slapping people with a glove and challenging them to duels. However, when a real Southern gentleman accepts Homer's request for a duel, the Simpsons run off to the old farm Homer lived in with his parents and breed a dangerously addictive but successful tobacco/tomato hybrid called "tomacco". Just when they are about to gain a hundred and fifty million dollars from the hybrid, dangerously addicted animals ruin their plan.

t faggot that hangs out in discords he doesn't like while calling people "discord trannies"

>Bart thes

sounds kino

formerly skype males

so bart buy a e-shovel form the internet and almost buries lisa
now marge bans shovels but the main plot is about the gay shovel seller
enter Seymour Vietnam flashback which revolve around gays and shovels
even after celeb cameos nothing imported
depressed homer drinks while having gay feelings

Homer learns that his beloved German automobile is in fact from Guatemala.

Marge episodes are by far the worst. Women shouldn't be allowed to watch tv.

And the ally is Sneed

Stop!
You're being raided by the sneed discord!
Reply with "sneed" to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

Seymour wasn't in Vietnam anymore. He's an Iraq war vet now.

>A plot: Marge and Homer accidentally bump into Hillary and Bill Clinton while at a fundraiser. Hillary and Bill are wholesome, funny, charming, slightly wacky but ultimately amazing perfect people.
>B plot: Maggie gets kidnapped by evil ICE agents because she's yellow, and Bart and Lisa have to team up to fight racism and bring their little sister home.

everyone is springfield is tired of donald drumpf and make homer run for president instead because even HE is a better alternative

everyone at the feed and seed is tired of sneed and make farmer 2 buy the store because even HE is a better alternative
B plot: Jimmy Carter joins the B-52s

everyone is springfield is tired of chuck and make sneed run for the feed and seed store instead because even HE is a better alternative

>Willie accidentally starts a cult
>B plot: Bart gets lost in the woods and eventually kidnapped by hooded figures. The plotlines merge and we are shown several school kids almost being sacrificed before Ralph's shrill cries for mercy make Chief Wiggum ( who is one of the key members of the cult) realize the errors of his ways and break it all up without consequence for anyone involved.

>Bart starts dressing in Lisa's clothes to torment her in his usual antics
>After several times, he realises he actually does this for his own curiosity and soon it becomes comfortable for him
>Bart begins HRT after accepting he would rather live as a woman
>Homer is tormented at work as his colleagues say he "couldn't raise his boy right" and Marge hears gossip as she goes grocery shopping
>Lisa tries hard to be accepting but ultimately can't agree with Bart's decision
>Lisa calls on Krusty to set Bart straight, he explains how he started dressing up and entertaining as a clown in his youth.
>Bart accepts that his gender doesn't determine who he is or what he does.
>Sideplot involving Santa's Little Helper and Grandpa trying to track down a tin of sardines given to him by Truman during World War II

isnt Bart supposed to be 30 years old in 2019?

Floating timeline in the show means Bart is always 10 no matter what year it is. He also spent an episode of Season 30 playing a League of Legends clone for money.

If you go by their ages in season 1 then Bart would be 40 and Homer would be over 70.

>Marge goes to the salon and they accidentally give her a different hairstyle. She then realizes that as long as she doesn’t talk no one in town recognizes her because the only things unique about her is her hair and voice.

of course

There actually is an episode where the hairdresser ruins her hair, I think.

chuck uber

>Bart plays MOBAs
Checks out

>Marge takes an interest in a buff Sneed at the Feed and Seed and ends up sucking and fucking with him. Chuck finds out and apologizes.
>Sub-plot: Bart play Sneed

Their clothes starts to smell because their washer is getting moldy, so they send Homer to buy a new one, but he buys a smoker instead.

This sounds more like an episode of American Dad

It's actually the Sneed episode.

There is one where she finds out that she is actually gray and decides to embrace it (the fumes of her dye always made her pass out and forget).
When she comes home with her gray hair she also wears a flower in her hair because she is that fucking insecure and needs to somehow symbolize that she is still feminine despite obviously being a hag.

Homer get ipad

Patty and Selma take me to their sex dungeon and make me their slave.

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Chuck and Sneed play minecraft and build the fuck&suck

simpsons did it
simpsons did it

>Homer and Bort join Antifa
>Lisa gets BLACKED

Alt right Propaganda by PewdiePie and Memes make Bart a Nazi

SidePlot :Apu becomes racist and is canceled

jerry get ipad

What's a Sneed?

Something that used to be a Chuck.

Simpson go to Dubai.

Do they have travel episodes anymore or is even that too much work now?

How did they get away with that

I'm still there.

Lisa meets Greta Thunberg. Homer gets a pitbull.

They still do and they’re some of the laziest episodes they make nowadays. If anyone still gave a fuck about the simpsons kotaku would be trying to take it down for being sloppily racist.

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fuck and suck

>>Sideplot involving Santa's Little Helper and Grandpa trying to track down a tin of sardines given to him by Truman during World War II
would watch

sneed

Did they ever have an ep where Bart or Lisa just casually play vidya?

Homer gets a dueling glove and goes around Springfield challenging people to duels

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sneed

Marge may have started my mom fetish

There was that episode where Lisa stayed home sick and got addicted to playing a Crash Bandicoot clone

Damn that actually sounds good

bart played homer in a boxing game in the first season, it was the b plot

sneed

Bart gets hooked on a new krusty playing card game. Lisa finds a female jazz musician and believes she can be another bleeding gums, except the woman is lisa's own worst qualities multiplied by 10 and she learns to appreciate her family for keeping her down to earth.
Homer gets addicted to peaches but marge loves it because it makes him a better lover.

sneed

sneed

Bart shoots the school, with sexy results

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Marge and homer constantly fucking when the kids are gone is one of my favourite parts of the early seasons. Do they still do that?

Three episode long Avengers parody.

Plot: the dimpspn is a piece of sneed show now. Sub plot: it was mediocre to begin with.

Marge tries a new hairdresser and they accidentally shave her hair off. It gets donated to a wig company and she spots the woman who bought it. The woman agrees to give it back to Marge if she can sleep with Homer one time.

An Indec-hair-nt Proposal.

No, heterosexual sex is bad

The Homer/Marge dynamic now is strictly one playing straight man to what the other's schtick in that particular episode may be.

best one so far

>Homer tries a horse cock dildo and ruptures his large intestine
>side-plot - Bart shits his pants at school

Sneed and Chuck become incels and shoot up the Googolplex during a screening of the remake of The Poke of Zorro.

S needa feeda! Sneeeda feedaaaaa

You're not funny.

Sneed

I want to FUCK marge

Are you serious ?

Remember that awful Michelle Obama Episode ?

>your mother
Sneeeeeeeeeeed

>Lisa gets Bart to read Jordan Peterson's book
>Bart gets obsessed and convinces Homer to drive him to the convenient book signing at the Android's Dungeon
>Bart hangs out with Peterson and sees him as a father figure
>B Plot: While Homer is waiting around at the event he starts talking to these people who tell Homer all about being a Sovereign citizen, Homer takes this to heart and says "Man I've been obeying laws like a law abiding sucker"
>Homer then proceeds to do various freeman activities like "travelling" much to the dismay of Wiggum who thinks he can't stop Homer

>The episode conludes with Peterson telling Bart to hang out with his real dad in a preachy message

Dead meme
This

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discord.gg/2GBC6ZX

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Based moe recruiting more sneedbros.

>Homer, we're in Undertale!

Homer gets fired, divorced, gains 200lbs and becomes a Yea Forums janny

Sneed

dont make me do it moe

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Marge becomes a robot
Moe gets a cellphone
Bart owns a bear
A crazy wedding

sneed

Based
Cringe

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Homer is caught performing a hoax hate crime with Apu in a get-rich-quick scheme. Bart spray paints a graffiti of Pepe the frog and forced to go to a hate speech camp. Lisa goes to Holocaust class and questions the numbers. Marge is accused of blackface after uploading on youtube a video on therapeutic mud. The story focuses heavily on the Homer story line.

Homer and Apu's hoax crime draws the attention of the FBI who consider it terrorism. The FBI offers to drop all charges if Homer becomes an informant. Homer is given a suit, a gun, an untraceable cell phone and a new car, which all inexplicably glow in the dark. As per his mission, Homer joins a supposedly nationalist white supremacist group for the purpose of snitching on them. Homer begins to question himself when he is exposed to racial statistics and ethno-nationalistic arguments in the form of a catchy song. Homer realizes the group holds no evil intentions, has performed no crime and does not plan any in the future. Homer reports his experience to his FBI handlers with a big smile on his face, he tries to explain it was all a big misunderstanding but they do not seem happy with that answer. One day Homer is kidnapped on the way to church. His kidnappers are Fat Tony's mafia but they are revealed to work for Homer's FBI handlers. There is a long drawn out scene where Homer is comically unable to understand thinly veiled threats to Homer and his family, forcing the FBI and the mafia to repeat themselves many times. Eventually Homer accepts to stage a hoax hate crime and pin it on the group he infiltrated, the exact same thing he did at the start of the episode. The group is arrested and Homer can finally go home.

The story ends when Homer is asked if he learned anything from all this, which prompts Homer to humorously declare that one crime cancels another.

invite

>Bart discovers that there is a new kid in school that is like him and he goes around the world to search kids that are like him and have a party.
>Side-plot - Maggie looks for Bart's backpack and later finds pictures of Bart doing some weird sexual shit.

>Mr Burns passes out and everybody wrongly assumes he died and buries him. The town of springfield argue over what should be done with Burn's will. Everybody keeps trying to come up with too good to be true ideas in an attempt to have money given to them.
>Sub plot - Smithers goes drinking, passes out, and wakes up in Mexico

Deader Response.

the difference between tall hair and normal hair marge is phenomenal

> homer starts smoking at moes, marge forces him to quit so hes starts juuling, the vapour fucks with the control desk at the powerplant and trigger a meltdown

>Sub Plot: bart and lisa have a bet about who can fortnite dance the best at the school talent show

underated

/chuck

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the one where lisa called her the most beautiful woman on earth?
that's when i stopped watching new episodes

>Martin and Milhouse shoot up the school
>Lisa converts to Islam after befriending a Muslim refugee family.
>Lovejoy is ousted as a pedophile, Flanders renounces his Christian beliefs
>Fearing he might lose the next election due to a recent influx of immigrants from neighbouring states, Mayor Quimby builds a wall around the town.
>Noticing how Bart, Lisa and Maggie are addicted to Fortnite streamers (special guest Ninja), Homer decides to start his own livestreaming channel.

Sneed

Why would Martin shoot up the school? He literally loves that place.

You'd think so, but he's also a white male

i had a terrifying thought...
what if ALL White men went on a shooting rampage... at the same time?
someone tie me to something! i won't be able to stand in the winds that would blow then.

Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To have authority over someone on an autistic containment board
In one moment
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?
Yo
His rolls are sweaty, wallet's thin, belly's heavy
There's sneedposts on page zero already, hot pockets ready
He's SNEETHING, but on the surface he looks fat and sweaty
He'll prune threads, but he keeps on forgetting
To scroll down, you open Yea Forums and the sneedposts just don't slow down
He startin' to frown, but the tears just won't come out
Janny's chokin' now, anons all jokin' now
The ban's run out, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, teeth all got cavities
Oh, there goes janny, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't get cucked that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole life is a joke
It don't matter, he's broke, he's so sad, but he copes
He's so fracked and he knows, when he goes back to his mobile phone
That's when its back to that tab again yo, his whole fantasy
4plebs gonna capture this moment, he knows he's not fast enough
You better lose yourself in the sneedposts, the kino
You own it, you better never let 'em post
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to cull
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime...

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>Bart and Lisa experiment incest sex
>Sub-plot: Homer murders Mr. Burn for abusing him over the years and tries to hide the body with hilarious consequences

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MY NAME IS

Sneed-zula, the store rula, the old schoola
You wanna seed? I'll feed it to ya

Frychuck and I've got luck
Cuck you like a buck
Hackfraudz you're up next, work your fuck-suck!

Hackfraudz make the moeposts, see
Hackfraudz get the upvotes, G
Drivin' German cars, workin' in a bar
Ice on my loafers and my fancy manicure

Chuck chuck it, yeah

'cause we are the Aqua Sneed make the comfies say "No!" and the farmers wanna meme
'cause we are the Aqua Sneed make the comfies say "No!" and the farmers wanna meme

Aqua Sneed Hunger Feed
Numba 1 in Yea Forums, G

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>Lisa witnesses one of her classmates being sexually assaulted but is conflicted about telling the police because it was a black democratic civil right leader that did it
>SUBPLOT: Homer becomes addicted to a Minecraft like game and joins Barts server much to Bart's annoyance

I want my... I want my Feed and Seed
I want my... I want my Feed and Seed
I want my... I want my Feed and Seed
I want my... I want my Feed and Seed

Now look at them farmers - that's the way you do it
You sit out front of the Feed And Seed
They ain't comfy - that's the way you do it
Money for Chuckin' and your chicks for Sneed

They ain't comfy - that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't cringe
Maybe janny knows he can't stop us
Maybe Moeposter's ass just got singed

We gotta grow us some tomacco
At the former Simpson place
We got to overcome superstition
We gotta lower our soil pH

See the city-slicker with the loafers and the manicure
He likes good groomin' and he sure don't care
That city-slicker got a fancy German car
That city-slicker planting Gummy bears

We gotta grow us some tomacco
At the former Simpson place
We got to overcome superstition
We gotta lower our soil pH

I shoulda learned to reset my router
I shoulda learned to change my IP
Look at that janny - he just nuked half of a Simpsons thread
Man, he does it for free

And in this thread, what's that? Facebook memes?
I want more edits of the Feed And Seed
They ain't comfy - that's the way you do it
Money for Chuckin' and your chicks for Sneed

We gotta grow us some tomacco
At the former Simpson place
We got to overcome superstition
We gotta lower our soil pH

Listen here,
Now they ain't comfy - that's the way you do it
You sit out front of the Feed And Seed
They ain't comfy - that's the way you do it
Money for Chuckin' and your chicks for Sneed

Money for Chuckin' (I want my, I want my)
Chicks for Sneed (I want my Feed and Seed)
Money for Chuckin' (I want my, I want my)
Chicks for Sneed (I want my Feed and Seed)
Money for Chuckin' (I want my, I want my)
Chicks for Sneed (I want my Feed and Seed)
Money for Chuckin' (I want my, I want my)
Chicks for Sneed (I want my Feed and Seed)

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As I went dumping that folder of OC
I saw above me that asspained janny
I saw below me that fresh new IP
This board was made for feed and seed

This board is Chuck's board, this board is Sneed's board
From the old green oval to the deepest sneedlore
From the butthurt spammer, to the mods' banhammer
This board was made for feed and seed

I've fucked and I've sucked and I followed my sneedbros
To the beautiful lands of Yea Forums page zero
And all around me newfags were SNEETHING
This board was made for feed and seed

This board is Chuck's board, this board is Sneed's board
From the old green oval to the deepest sneedlore
From the butthurt spammer, to the mods' banhammer
This board was made for feed and seed

When the mods are sleeping, I post my greentext
On the 18th of June, I saw the Sneed GET
As they were saging, I felt them raging
This board was made for feed and seed

A three day ban there had tried to stop me
A great big mod there said you can't post Sneed
But when the janny works, he does it for free
This board was made for feed and seed

This board is Chuck's board, this board is Sneed's board
From the old green oval to the deepest sneedlore
From the butthurt spammer, to the mods' banhammer
This board was made for feed and seed

Nobody living can ever stop me
As I go posting my latest OC
Nobody living can kill this based meme
This board was made for feed and seed

This board is Chuck's board, this board is Sneed's board
From the old green oval to the deepest sneedlore
From the butthurt spammer, to the mods' banhammer
This board was made for feed and seed

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>Homer lucks into a fortune and uses his new wealth to turn Mr. Burns’ world upside down
>b-plot: Lisa catches Bart and Marge in a compromising position

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Homer catches Bart vaping, then gets hooked on it himself after confiscating the device. Marge kicks Homer out of bed for clouding up the room. Homer starts vaping beer and all his meals but has to quit after Dr Hibbard shows him an x-ray of his chest. Lodged in his chest they also discover a priceless stamp he accidentally inhaled at a museum as a kid. The family could be rich selling the stamp but decide to return it to the museum to be moral. Episode ends with Marge snuggling up to Homer in bed and commenting how glad she is he quit vaping and doesn't smell like a cumquat anymore. She flicks off the light and you hear the vaporizer sound and see her eyes open in the black.

>enormous swinging phallic object
They didn’t even try to be subtle, did they?

>but decide to return it to the museum to be moral.
i recently watched "Bart Gets Hit By A Car"
fuck marge.

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Sneed

i see two spurdos making out

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A plot homer goes on a soul searching journey after a near death experience at the nuclear power plan and travels the country side.

B plot bart takes lisa to sneeds and they get some feed and seed.

>We come up with new Simpsons episodes.

Bart finds an internet website filled with racists.

They're funny so he continues to hang out.

He slowly becomes radicalized.

Episode ends with Bart donning a frog mask, a red clown nose and a multi-colored wig and shooting up his school.

Heres one. Homer buys a brand new tesla. Marge tells us and Springfield why vaccinations are important, lisa does something with her iphone and bart gets hopped up on redbull.

They need to find a way to write Martin out of the show so why don’t they make him a tripfag (that way you can have Martin appear without speaking).
Bart gets turned off by the racism/sexism/reactionary conservatism but notices tripfag Martin is participating more and more.
Bart wants to tell someone about Martin’s worrying behavior but he doesn’t want to be outed as a frequent visitor of a “problematic” site.
Martin dons the mask and commits the massacre.
There, now you never have to worry about Martin’s absence again.

B-plot: Homer finds a vending machine that sells cans of Buzz cola for only a quarter

Sneed sells his store

You have to go into greater detail. Which B+ celeb is buying Sneed’s and what does s/he intend to do with it?