Cool movies nobody saw

I watched Alita: Battle Angel on an airplane last night and thought it was hella entertaining and not gay. Too bad it bombed at the box office because I want a sequel now.

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i never got interested in it because the protagonist's gigantic bug eyes are disgusting.

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I saw it in theaters with a girl.
I farted the whole time.
She broke up with me that night.

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>She broke up with me that night.
Probably because you took her to see a stupid movie

He gets cut in two, literally put a smile on face. What an annoying cunt.

I too unironically liked this, shame there will never be a sequel

I thought so too, that’s why I skipped it initially, but she’s actually super cute the way she is animated. There’s a badass scene when her doggo gets killed by a douchebag mech soldier and she takes the dog’s blood and smears it under her eyes

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The diversity wasn’t ham-handed like a Netflix show would have been. The lead kid was a cute white boy

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Imagine trying to direct your movie with James Cameron as your producer.

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you're missing out user.

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how does it feel to know there is nothing you can do about it

I watched this in the theatre with an old friend of mine. Real nice guy, wouldn't hurt a fly.
Afterwards I didn't have the heart to tell him what I truly thought so I just said 'yea user it was awesome, absolutely 9/10'
So I get the kind of crowd this stuff is made for and even though you take it a bit too far, you guys are alright and probably not many of you are transgenders as they are saying.
It's just guys who didn't really grow into men, I think kind of like Michael Jackson, he would've loved this for sure.

It was an alright watch, but then it just ends suddenly? So strange.

the guys who designed her never heard of uncanny valley

>too bad it bombed
Alita was a total success, shut the fuck up fucking cuck

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Well I’ll be damned. You’re right, I’m wrong. Maybe I will get that sequel after all.

>Alita was a total success
well, i'm convinced

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Oh my god its like your misusing memes on purpose

you have to know how to meme to be able to misuse them