Do you think you could do it?

Based

My flaccid penis is statue of David-esque. It'll be embarrassing.

>not smuggling Viagra in your ass and being erect for 30 days straight

>The show skips ahead to about 10 years into a marriage when it's platonic and the woman blames the guy for everything and rarely if ever does anything.

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ultra based

sometimes theres some sexual stuff but for the most part the people are dying of diseases and starvation and not feeling too sexy

do they shit in the woods?

i got lost in the amazons and survived for 12 years once. I think i can handle surviving being naken in a forest for 30 days

story time

Nigga how did you stay lost for 12 years? Like pick up a phone, gps that shit, call a motherfucker.

>le marriages has no sex xD
the absolute state of basedboys

wow a brazilian 12 yo

They don't get to eat enough to shit

When I was just a teenager I was in a light plane crash in the Canadian wilderness. Pilot had a heart attack and we drifted off course before crashing into a lake. I had to survive for a few months on my own before I was found.

>it's chalese and steven

You sure was that one?

it is
archive.sltrib.com/article.php?id=3645045&itype=CMSID
tmz.com/videos/0-x27yfq7d/
afterellen.com/tv/478585-lesbian-feminist-heads-wilds-alabama-weeks-naked-afraid

just watch the episode. it's cringy.

I think I could.

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that dude was a faggot

doubt it but I would try to bang the girl before I tapped out if you catch my meaning

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No. I have easier and more frequent erections than most 16 year olds with minimal stimulation. I can barely go to a beach.

That's the book Hatchet.

>almost no fat
>thinks he can make it in any kind of survival situation

Coathanger delusions.

No, but the first season of XL was based when they were killing electric eels to eat.

Do they ever have sex on this show?

is there a nonblurred pic of this bait?

better, they only tittyfuck

I'm cutting nigger.

Detroit?

I read the entirety of Hatchet while taking a long shit when I was a kid. I didn't care much for it.

Hello, Brian.

Well, you won't be cutting it in the wilderness.

i'll but cutting up that pusy

Typ, happened to me too once. Just a couple of weeks though.

Is this one of the actual contestants?

I spent a week in survival camp and ended up sleeping with with one slut who apparently slept with literally half the guys there and the camp leader. Was pretty rad. I got herpes tho.

>XL
>not fat people shenanigans
very disappointed

mah niggas

all they have to do is sit there and their body will use up their stored fat, it'd be boring

There was an episode of duel survival I think where the girl was a super fit crossfit instructor and the dude just ate more in preparation. Then she was running around trying to get stuff done and he just took his time and she ended up having to quit while he was like, “yea, I gained extra fat to burn and I didn’t overexert myself”.
Anyone else remember that or am I making that up?

Good concept but I don't like the blurry censoring, it's too distracting.

Something like that probably happened, I mainly remember an episode where a girl tapped out after a few days and the skinny dude she was with found a watering hole then sat under a tree for the rest of the episode.

>naked and afraid uncensored
>It's actually still quite censored
what's the point?

How do the women prevent insects from crawling into their exposed vaginas?

>fat
>body is atrophied from living on the couch
no fucking way

It's a GILF episode

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I bet that dyke wanted it, because they hung out after the challenge was over. I bet she fucks him just to have a kid.

People have definely fucked on this show. Can you imagine not fucking that gilf pussy. impossible.

The amazon queen gives you this look. What do you do?

She isnt a classic beauty, but still she looks fine for a mature or milf.

Too many people on the show do this, and it's mostly the women who try to overcompensate and be a "badass bitch" then burn themselves out in less than a week. When they screen for this show, they never pick people who are competent and realize this, it doesn't make for as much drama as a retard starving to death because he's burning 4k calories a day.

I remember one episode of Survivorman where Les Stroud sat under a tree the whole time eating grubs and crawdads caught from low-effort traps and was perfectly content and comfortable for his entire duration. Naked & Afraid producers wouldn't allow something like that because it'd be too boring.

>The amazon queen gives you this look. What do you do?
mam, please put on your clothes
also is your daughter around?

Good old les. He had to start giving himself goals so the episodes wouldn’t be boring. He’s certainly the most legitimate of the survival shows.

>>I remember one episode of Survivorman where Les Stroud sat under a tree the whole time eating grubs and crawdads caught from low-effort traps and was perfectly content and comfortable for his entire duration.
Based, except for the insect eating.

They literally used some weird lense on the man to make his face odd, and they made the woman look more manish.

Fucking wtf

To stop Americans from rioting over seeing a nipple

>Can show entire naked body as long as you can't see the nipple

Retarded amerifats

What's wrong with americans?

I'm already a nudist, don't see the big problem.
Fuck survival and fuck fire ants, though.

lol just imagine her muscle mass and bone structure paired with "I'm a fighter" facial expression on a guy, he'd look so silly.

Like Martin Prince.

is she the one that had her breast implant pop?

>I'm cutting nigger.
>frowning belly button
Maybe you should have cut out the soda before you got fat as fuck kek

What exactly is "XL" about this?

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Is it called XL because all the women have big tits and great asses?

can you imagine a 30 days unwashed pusy smell?

The titties

Average at best.

I WANT TO FUCK A GILF SO BADLY, ALL I'VE HAD ARE 20-21 YEAR OLDS

Be naked and afraid? easy peasy

Yes

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>35+ single roasties who show their disgusting naked bodies on cable tv
the show

Also wondering this.

Are the OP tits fake?

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Yes, if they look like balloons they are fake

If the show was called "Naked and trying to hide your AwkwardBoner" then maybe.

>the absolute state of nordmutts

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I'm still waiting for the kids version

that'd be kino and I'd even watch TV again

>fake tits
>desire to be naked on tv

Just like thottery.

post the webm from the movie

>that one episode where some fat slob was paired with some uber fit "survival expert" chick
>only thing he did was sit in shadows conserving energy
>she was constantly running around doing dumbfuck survival stuff
>it ended with her collapsing and having to be evacuated by the team while he succeeded just sitting on his fat ass all day

The only thing I have going for me is the size of my cock and a joy for survivalist stuff so I would probably do alright.